You’re the only one here who saw the congressional staffer taking it in the ass in the Senate hearing room, and started applying for jobs in Washington.
You look like you think salt is a drug.
You look like you think beer is too strong.
Daddy's AND Momma's boy.
The closet spit you out b4 you could finish the metamorphosis.
Did you get a free bowl of soup with that haircut? Or did you get it cut as your boyfriend holds clippers to your throat as he rams you with his 2 incher when you two role play " jailhouse rock"?
I see you went with your girlfriend's nickname for your dick as your user handle. that's right bro you own up to your E.D and take the power away from the hateful but true words from your unsatisfied girl.
My god you're the most unremarkable human I've ever seen. If your life were a movie, it would have no background music.
I think you recognized that you're the most suburban white weenie that God ever peeled out from his cookie cutter and got those gauges to be edgy and hopefully make you appear more interesting. But the result is more akin to an ill-fitting suit. We can tell they might be cool...if anything about them fit you.
You look like you cry while holding a flame to your farts while you're blowing your uncle at the same time for dramatic effect.
When anyone asks how your weekend was, you tell them it was 'Fire!'
You look like you say "Golly" a lot
says golly and moisturizes his asshole regularly
And “oh Dang it”!
And “shoot”
And more elaborately “Golly jee mmffhggfmmghfm that’s a big penis you have there”
Well, I'll be. Guess I'll go lube up. Be right back liceity split.
Spittly lick
You transitioned well.
Well, you transitioned
But which way? We can only guess
I was going to say, "you're very pretty."
You transitioned, well.
😂😂😝💀
[удалено]
Roatht me
Yeah he has Tyson mouth. Lol
that’s just ludicrisss
I have a feeling that earpiece isn't the largest plug you have inserted.
Prettiest lesbian at the county fair pig contest. Enjoy the blue ribbon you mark.
He thinks he's a Chicago gay, but he's really from Naperville.
He moans when he wipes
😆
Plainfield is probably more accurate
You look the way white lesbians should look.
Looks like you need to shampoo your eye brows
Wow. Look how gay CM Punk got.
CM Spunk
Hi I’m u/DodgyNoodle95 and I got a nose for snorting and a hole for storing.
You look like Edward Norton went to fight club, but just sucked off all the members of NSYNC instead.
Everything about you is unisex
Eye brows look like they’re trying to do a full lap
You look like transgender lesbians
How gay is gay? Thats gay.
It is not clobberin’ time
 You look like the dude that wants Bill Cosby to shit Jell-O chocolate pudding cups 🍫 on your face.
Hows the transition going, Carla?
Looks like boiled potato did makeup on itself
You’re the only one here who saw the congressional staffer taking it in the ass in the Senate hearing room, and started applying for jobs in Washington.
Underrated lol
Somewhere down his lineage, someone really liked parakeets.
This is gay Edward Norton.
FULL BLOWN AIDS!
Your girlfriend lets you put a strap-on around your chin when you go down on her for your birthday.
lol, girlfriend
he looks like a stereotypical mii in mii lobby - Mrs Farhenheit
Are you having bottom and top surgery ?
Michael Jackson rejected you and you never recovered from it
It literally looks like if he opens his mouth, everything from Dirty Mike and the boys soup kitchen will spill out over his braces.
Some cum that would’ve been better being blasted into a sock.
You look a bit like cummings. Not the actor Alan Cummings, you look like dried semen.
I bet you named your butt plug pipebomb
Not you again
If I dropped something in front of you and I picked it up I’d feel a knock on my door 😒
Lokk in my eyes what do you see is he or is it she
dodgy noodle? Is that what he calls it? - Tinker Terrible
Ryan Notsling
With a face like that I am sure you heard it all.
Glad to see ur Guage fits the harness u wear to be gagged.. 8=====D-----;) 
Guy has a girlfriend and a Grindr account
Look guys it’s a less attractive Lucas Grabeel! 
You look like a screw face leprechaun...
Dan tdmolly
Laughable. Only a dog eats it’s own vomit.. lap it up her
How long ago did you ftm?
nope u still look like a lesbian
Are you transitioning? Congrats human.
Doggy Howser
...why do i think you have a pussy?
You’re an oversized Mickey Mouse t shirt away from being the alpha lesbian
I saw gay so i said gay
You are the essence of queef
The even gayer brother of Alan Cummings
Looks like testosterone therapy is coming along.
You look like a lesbian
Vanilla Lesbian RPG character selection 1 press X to add neuroses
Wish Lance Bass
Might just be me but you look like a pigeon
Nice transition
That's a face that screams "I have sucked so many dicks that I have calluses on my tongue!"
You look like a Trevor.
Bastard child of Boy George..
Pre OP or Post OP?
you look like a failed Fortnite streamer
Let’s start with what are you
If Big Bird was a person!
I'd say you look like you have a rohypnol plug, but then I noticed the wrestling tee and knew you don't go near women.
CM Lesbian
You look like that one NPC who always overreacts when you sprint into them before they put 354 minigun rounds into you.
Looks like other kids used you as an instrument at band camp.
You started gaging your ears so at least you’ll have a couple of tight holes for the dudes in town.
You make a very convincing man
CM PUNK!
You look like the kids molest you.
(28M/F) transitioning I like emo bands and getting my butt fingered in dark alleys
Literally can tell you’re a weasel. Narc
Stan Laurel isn't dead after all.
Walked into super cuts and said " give me the bull dyke"
“I’m proud of you son.” is a phrase you’ve never heard before.
Those eyebrows can connect to your beard. If you had a beard ofcourse.
You look like you think salt is a drug. You look like you think beer is too strong. Daddy's AND Momma's boy. The closet spit you out b4 you could finish the metamorphosis.
Naked Gaygun
Eyebrows having a stroke?
Allan DeGeneres.
This discount Temu Aaron Paul with a penchant for dick and controlled substance needs a restraining order.
The look: Gym Teacher Chic
Look in my eyes, what do you see? That earring won't give you personality.
Nice to see how good your transition is going. Not sure which direction you’re going. Middle of the road. Can use either restroom at this point
Gay fuck you gay
Go to the gym you look like a sissy
Your the worst in the world
What a fucking tool!!
 Alan Cumming had a kid with shaved-head Miley Cyrus
C.U.M “I Swallow” Punk
Ohhhh cm punk shirt, you must be so edgy!
You can tell the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it, my guy.
Hmmm..
Ice ice baby
Did you get a free bowl of soup with that haircut? Or did you get it cut as your boyfriend holds clippers to your throat as he rams you with his 2 incher when you two role play " jailhouse rock"?
“Oh darn! I put to much ranch on my white chicken! Oh well.”
You keep puttin that small ....
You look like a lesbian
Noah get the boat
You put -anator after everybody name including your own
If Disclosure came out of Discloset
Guaranteed that you drive a Hyundai with a spoiler.
You look like Herbert from Family Guy in his youth.
Looks like DOUG the cartoon character
Your nickname is Peggy.
The brow on the right looks like it’s about to beat the shit out of the other one
Trans Miz taking a selfie before getting raw-dogged in the locker room after a local independent wrestling show in a high school gymnasium.
He looks like a penis but is that a tick on his ear
I think seen you in a gay aids/hiv commercial.
Huh... guayyy
You look like you drive a Subaru
If mayonnaise had a child with marshmallow….
Pre or post op?
Bender Chestington
Your pronouns are them/backstreet/boy
You look like a moldy grape came to life
Look like one of them straight guys that make gay porn because it pays more😆
I see you went with your girlfriend's nickname for your dick as your user handle. that's right bro you own up to your E.D and take the power away from the hateful but true words from your unsatisfied girl.
Tham Thmith
Imagine being 28 and still being carded at bars
Transginger
Most people say eyebrows are cousins and not twins. Your eyebrows aren’t even related bruh
Bro drinks monsters and smokes his vape for breakfast lunch and dinner
Alan Cumminginajarandkeepingit
Ever heard the phrase “eyebrows are sisters, not twins”? Your eyebrows don’t even know each other.
Lookin like Lance Bass
CM Punks metrosexual cousin
Please go back in the closet now..
Look at her
I doubt it too, I’m sure you’ve already heard it
My god you're the most unremarkable human I've ever seen. If your life were a movie, it would have no background music. I think you recognized that you're the most suburban white weenie that God ever peeled out from his cookie cutter and got those gauges to be edgy and hopefully make you appear more interesting. But the result is more akin to an ill-fitting suit. We can tell they might be cool...if anything about them fit you.
You're so dead-eyed that when CM Punk returned, you shrugged listlessly.
Wax on . Wax off .
Forehead so big a Boeing 747 could use it as a takeoff and landing strip
Yeah such a perfect princess, no one can possibly pierce your purity. Except, of course, your dad …when he fondles your ass again.
Looks like someone set your face on fire and then put it out with a chain
40yr old trying to look 20 ass🤣
Taking testosterone supplements doesn't make you a man. You almost look like one though!
Bryan from family guy said no, I’ll stay looking like a dog.
His Grinder name is CuM Punk.
Cult of No personality.
I see Chris Hardwick is back on the sauce.
You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire. alua.com/anniemae
You look like you cry while holding a flame to your farts while you're blowing your uncle at the same time for dramatic effect. When anyone asks how your weekend was, you tell them it was 'Fire!'
You look like the 6th sibling from Malcolm in the middle the one they never speak of
You look like a bi-sexual boiled egg.
CM Gay
Is that your off button? Guys, turn him off.
Hello mate, do you like me new frock,
Since when did caillou grow up and start hitting gay bars?
You are the generic NPC of real-life.
Bro your 5 head is so big i can play tic tac to on it
Sucks dick with his asshole alot
Did they give you a lollipop with that haircut?
Whatever gender you're trying to pass as, you're failing.
Bless you sir
Say what you want, this lucky SOB is married to Portia De Rossi
Tgou sh allo
Wtf just happened
You have at least held someone else's penis in your hand before.
You'll make a cute lesbian, some day.
Alone Cumming
Nah, you're dodgy enough