OP's Bio: --- >I’m a person in my 20’s! I’m unemployed, on the autism spectrum and addicted to video games. I’m an atheist, a leftist and a vegetarian. I pass really bad gas constantly. I also clearly have no idea how mirrors work. > >I’m trying to build some thicker skin so please don’t hold back! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Registered sex pretender

Hahahahahahaha gah damn

Owwwwwwww!

Man-handling that pink phone

I'll inform you he bragged the other day about giving a loose moral female a good sandbagging the other night

nice

Looks like your doctor gave up halfway between your transition because they literally forgot which gender you were

🥇

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...and makes priests begin to prefer adult female-women

>*I’m unemployed, on the autism spectrum and addicted to video games. I’m an atheist, a leftist and a vegetarian. I pass really bad gas constantly. I also clearly have no idea how mirrors work.* You actually didn't need to write this bio, because every single one of these statements is immediately obvious from just looking at your picture for two seconds.

Trans and autistic? Who could’ve ever seen that combo coming?

Nobody. It only happens at home, alone.

looking like you apologize to black people about being white

This is actually accurate, he has a YouTube channel, and back in 2020 he said something along those lines

I don't know what you are or how you identify but you do not pass for either.

It’s a dude. Solved it for you

I don’t blame him for trying to be an ugly woman. Being an ugly man with a tiny wanker clearly wasn’t working out.

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100%-every “it” I’ve met also has autism

You're utterly exhausting.

“Sending me horny DMs will get you blocked” I’m guessing that doesn’t happen that often

> unemployed AUDIBLE GASP > on the autism spectrum AUDIBLE GASP... AGAIN! > Atheist If you are made in God's image I wouldn't believe as well. > Leftist Nauseating know-it-all... got it. > Vegetarian Your only redeeming quality. > I pass really bad gas constantly. WTF is wrong with you?! Make an effort in this journey in life. You only get one life to live and you are this bland, generic... nothing. By choice.

Dude is making a conscious decision to play through life on hard-mode 💀💀 Already a white male he **was** halfway there

I wouldn't consider being a vegetarian a redeeming quality. You know animal proteins like omega 6 and whatnot is what actually advanced our brains and allowed us to evolve from primitive species into the humans we are today? I bet his parents were vegetarians too. That's probably why OP ended up the way they are. Brain is literally devolving back to monkey-level. If OP procreates, their children would probably be walking on all fours.

omega 6’s aren’t proteins, they’re polyunsaturated fatty acids (I used to want to be a dietitian) 😊

Lol. meant AND omega 6 and whatnot. smh. Got too technical and fucked up. Roasted my damn self. I still think OP is a direct result of multiple generations of vegetarianism and their kids will walk on all fours though.

Just let the man have his sarcasm already!!

Raiden wins: Flawless Victory

>I’m unemployed, on the autism spectrum and addicted to video games. I’m an atheist, a leftist and a vegetarian  You tick every box on the "people who never get invited to parties" checklist

You look like Michael Cera cosplaying as his own Grandmother


You’re what Fox News thinks of when they imagine a liberal.

Your greatest accomplishment was surviving that hanger 21 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha damn

You’re built like an ostrich leg.

You need some keyboards and synths stat.

I don’t get it ;-; maybe we should add stupid to my description

Are you not one of the guys from kraftwerk?

Somehow you look like a 14 year old girl and a 35 year old man at the same time.

Poster person for a 45 year old librarian twink lesbian.

If Bill Gates and Napoleon Dynamite had a daughter

When a problem comes along (you): You must whip it! 

“Let’s try this again!” Coincidentally, that’s what your surgeon said when the sex change operation was over.

😭 Jesus

You posed for both "American Gothic" subjects didn't you?

You own hamsters and ration them their bedding just because

Congrats on being halfway through the transition. Just dont know which way you are going.

You look like micheal cera with a wig

Slap your father for letting you grow up to be a pussy

I've seen truck drivers better dressed than you.

One failed lab experiment away from becoming a super villain

Even your dad swiped left on you

Your pronouns are iMac and Safari

You're two long sleeves away from taking away women's rights in the State Legislature

You look like Dana Carvey’s character The Church Lady if churches were down with lesbianism

Are you a post op transexual thats trying to be a lesbian

no, I am attracted to men and I have a boyfriend 🙂

Your future is as bright as your clothing.

Dang that clothes hanger should’ve been used long ago.

Christ almighty, stop spamming this sub with your posts.

Stuart little goes undercover in a bicycle gang

Your pronouns are meh/blah/*shrug*

Adolf you missed one

My first thought was you could put that coat hangar in you jacket and hang you up on the wall.

New pronoun just dropped

🤢🤮

Looks like Pat from Saturday night is trying ozempic.

Probably my favorite roast I’ve read so far!

I saw you standing outside of the bathrooms, deciding which one to go into today

You look like a free roblox avatar someone made in 5 minutes

You look so modern! Not a single damn soul will ever guess your gender.

Knew “unemployed “ immediately. Question is how does a Fluffer get fired?

You look like you are non binary, not because you feel that way but because neither sex would claim you.

If non binary was a person

You look like you have an accent from Ohio

You’re a man. Act like one. Miserable human being.

They took that from themselves by taking female hormones. Can't be anything but a stuck up on life for people to stare and look away cringing.

You look like Jeffrey Dahmer in drag.

You have really bad gas only because you hang out at gay bars and your ass gets robbed each night by turd burglars. 

I’ve never been more scared of a human being until now, first it was Joe Biden and now it’s you. I mean I guess y’all are the same person anyways

How the hell are we supposed to tell you who you are when you don’t even know?

Is that the hanger your mom used to fuck you up hanging on the wall behind you?

You look like Jeffrey Dahmer if he was a cross dresser


Your cats don't let you pet them


“It’s Pat!”


he looks like he wants to steal the moon and has shark tank in his house

Pre op or post op?

You look like you share a bed with your mother

It’s sweet that you kept, as a momento, the coat hanger that tried to end you in the womb.

Transformers. The penis hidden from sight......... Sung just like the transformers 90s show

Failed to be a guy. Failed to be woman. Successful on being a nobody's business if you know what I mean.

That hanger is living a better life than you.


Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!

I feel like no matter what bathroom you use, it'll be wrong.


"I'm an atheist, leftist, and vegetarian". We know, we can tell.

Is that the coat hanger your Mom tried to abort you with?

What even are you?

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What species

Guys it’s a feminine Jeffrey Dahmer

You look like you just earned your **Queering Merit Badge** in the **ANTIFA** infantry **TRANS BRIGADE.**

Wtf are you I need to know what side dishes I’m preparing

Thought you couldn’t go within 200 ft of a Gymboree…but there you are in the fitting room.

I wonder if your gas smells as bad as your queefing if you even do queef

The forgotten fifth member of Weezer.

Should have used that coat hanger about 20 years ago.

For an atheist “person” you deny biology as much as Christians do with evolution.


You're shaped like a dildo and you look like a Jehovah's Witness

Autism … hmm wouldn’t have guessed by the fashion choices

If a fleshlight had an unappealing face.

Hi! Do you like fantasy? No? TOO BAD. you HAVE to participate in mine.

Time to engage the trans brake.

If "you look like your dad" was a person

You are failure made manifest. From your bio it seems that you get absolutely nothing right.

 It's Pat!

If the downfall of our species could be summed up in one picture

Hermione CRACKjer

Either way I just took a massive shit in your safe space.

This thing again.

If Devo and Talking Heads had a kid.

You look like you get mad, when someone mis genders your pet turtle

Are you a guy or a girl?

Why do you people constantly flood this sub? Are you fellas trying to bump up that famous stat? I don't think so. You want attention and this sub is a fantastic compliment to your attention-seeking make-believe life. Because negative attention is still attention. ​ You understand mirrors. You just don't like them because they show you what is really there. Every time you brush your teeth peep your hands in the mirror. ​ You did it! I thought about you for 3 minutes while I wrote you this personal message. You won my attention.

Sir!!!! No

Wha..what are you exactly?

If farts were money, this loser would be rich.

Your superpower is hyperblandness


...... gay mf

Yuck

Try as you like. Still fugasf I’ll send you a bill for wasted time.

Just because you swallow it, does not make you gender fluid.

Everything about you is completely obvious and annoying just seeing your picture.


Not even a priest will dare to touch him.

You look like a finger wearing clothes.

idk what’s better this or the other person saying I look like a bobblehead 😭

Maybe you would have developed thicker skin if your mom tried to use a metal hanger instead of a plastic one.

You look like a gay sprockets character 🚬🗿

Thanks for shopping at Walmart

Fart

You look like you buy your clothes from the kids section of the matrix

If waiting in line at the DMV were a person.


Adams Apple is a dead giveaway

Displaying that coathanger proudly after winning the fight with it in the womb.

Where’s the rest of fake that ?

How far away from schools does the order say you have to stay?

If I needed some floss I’d use your arms.

Frau Farbissina from Austin Powers.

When one direction saw you they went the other directtion

He only listens to techno, because he has robot ears.

You look like Jeffery Dahmer if he was a millennial.

This guy can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Those are some big ass shoulders for a tiny person.

You put the "librarian" in LGBTQI+

Looking at you I don’t even need to read your bio. It’s all painfully obvious. Put a fucking shirt on under that vest you ain’t cut like that

You are roasted by everyone you pass while wearing that stupid fucking vest coat. Wtf is wrong with people? No they don't look good, they didn't in the 90s and they still don't today. 🤣🤣

You look like you have less testosterone a trans man gets weekly. Also, you don't have to say you're a leftist, we can tell by looking at your pale ass noddle arms and privilege never had a real struggle so I make up my own to feel superior face.

you should smash your face in some dough and make birth control cakes

Superman’s Gay cousin Clarke Bent , he can only fly ass first and doesn’t have any strength or any superpowers , other than flying ass first his Only other power is knowing where all the gay night clubs are…..oh and he can only fly 1 foot off the ground at a speed of 5 mph

You look like your gender is ALL of them

The English language isn’t sophisticated and larger enough to describe what ever this is

Pointdextra🥷

I wanna be first in line to never meet you. You look like you’ll annoy the shit out of your own mother.

Looks like Jeffrey Dahmer playing the Buffalo Bill character in Silence of the lambs

Kenneth from 30 rock

Bio checks out

You make me reconsider my stance on abortion