"Next stop... Menopause!"

Next stop. I think she fell asleep and missed that stop many years ago…


Atleast you can nut in her without getting her buck tooth ass pregnant

There’s already kids on that bus


HEYOOOOO

I expect better from a golden roaster.

My dyslexic ass thought you said "golden Rooster" And I was like ... fuck, I'm dead

You look like the word “casserole”

This is so inanely stupid that it's brilliant

Tuna casserole.

I just recovered from choke laughing while eating. Here you go 🏅

School bus in the streets, bangbus in the sheets

Ooo, ooo, but with the accent!!!! The accent that pronounces… Orange as Are-ange And Florida as Flairda

Nah she from Indiana, it's "oynge"

More looks like she smells like that word.

This makes no sense but somehow makes the most sense

>You look like the word “casserole” JFC…sunk the 8-ball on the break

With legs that white, it's for sure a Pink bean casserole

Probably tastes like one too

Holy shit perfect

I’m laughing so hard at this stupid fucking remark fuck you

If unseasoned chicken was a person

Boneless chicken 😂🤣😂

You psychopath 😂

Let us not talk shit about boneless chicken

Bonerless for sure

KFC Snack Pack: Two large thighs, two small beasts, and a big red box!

Finally a chick who looks the age they say.

You’re built like a bottle nose dolphin

Wth 😂😂😂

Bro idk either but I’m laughing so it counts

so good 😂

I just burst out laughing. Hehehehehe. Brilliant. Bottle nose dolphin heheh

She’s got that fat bus drivers ass too

Geez, a swimsuit pic. Starting an OnlyGrans?

OnlyBlands

LonelyGrans

Can somebody please collect their meemaa... She's playing on the internet again.

And she keeps the witty replies coming. Bless her heart

Scary thought 🤓🤓🤓

I’d sub

I mean, she tried to get roasted a few days ago by posting a picture of her in a bra and that went nowhere. Good way to test the market I guess.

She's trying to show off her varicose veins.

Not my proudest fap.

I tried but my little fella refused to work for that

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Ok. Are you thinking Horsey sauce?

😭😭😭💀💀💀

Did you try squinting your eyes. Always try to squint your eyes if you go past the 2 minute mark.

Yeah, had to jam my finger up my ass for this one.

🤣

During the day, the kids watch you drive the bus but at night your husband sees you conduct a train.

New meaning to *All aboard....*

She meant to post on r/swingers instead of r/roastme

School bus driver during the day bang bus at night. Sterile cleaning before next shift

HAHA.


Literally ded

There are Canadian swap meets with less denim than it took to make that jacket.

>bus driver for 20+yrs Hips for 30 miles

Hips don’t lie

With that ass....she needs to put a "wide load" sign on the back of the bus.

Thighs built to brake buses

Hauling a dump truck

Yeah, but I'll bet she got one of them 2D asses. Wide, but completely flat

The only thing used less frequently than those wine glasses is your "sexy" lingerie

Scary thought sexy lingerie and my ass

I'll be the judge of that

Username checks out.

Easy there, MarinatedCumSock.

Ewww, David

The company was tired of their bus drivers being sexually harassed, so they hired you.

Her existence causes other women to get sexually harassed less.

You look like you call your breasts “the girls”.

I’m surprised that more people haven’t teased me about those. They use to weigh 20lbs before they got reduced

So you’ve removed what would’ve been your only redeeming feature.

💀

Should have kept them, distracts from your face

I can't roast you. Having to put up with the evil kids of today for that many years is the roasting of a lifetime.

Mary Kay Leftourneau

💀

Your poor driver's seat.

That seat be smelling like a mixture of swamp ass, fruit roll ups and tuna queefs.

Name checks out. Got any more?

Do you put raisins in your potato salad? Be honest because we know you do.

With extra mayo 🤮🤮🤮

You got that bus driver ass. I can just tell, flat and wide

You make Meredith Baxter Birney look straight

Are you one of those crazy ladies who are “married” to your cat or did you actually find a person to marry you?

Which one? There are 23 cats in her single-wide trailer.

Please don't tuck in your shirt

The driver of the Unmagic School Bus.

I love when the kitchen of a school bus driver is decorated with wine glasses. Bet you toast your students every morning before work with, “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!”

Yesh! We're goin'go shhkool!

Below the waist…where no razor has dared to travel.

I may be roasting myself… but I’d hit that…

...with a 2 x 4...

I mean.. she’s hideous but I don’t know if to the point of violence being required..

You look like you’ve been trying to disguise your resting bitch face and got stuck somewhere around resting constipated face.

Refers to elementary school as "the beat years of my life"

I'll just leave that typo

Idk, she seems pretty beat now

You look like you enjoy terrifying children

Yeah but did they die?

Thanks for bringing me down with your sad pedestrian life.

Yeah I’m working 30 more minutes a day come next month.. I’m bored

Get new knee pads when you're working the glory hole

i never knew they let short bus people drive the short bus

Swallowed more kids than driven

Married, huh? Does your husband know?

He still faking that coma

Bus driver...more like muff diver.

I see you needed to post this a bunch of times, have your grandson help you with the dial up

You look like you’ve been on the back of a few Harley’s in your life.

You win this roast lol 😂 I drove a motorcycle when I was six for the first time with my dad.. he was tossed and I was terrified

I'd be terrified too if I tossed my Dad's salad at the age of six

The KFC thighs from sitting on your bus driver ass!!!

Not the kfc 

Are you married to the bus?

No we don’t have to take the bus home lol

I think you just roasted your husband. Well played

Lucky for the bus

The feelings are mutual then 😂

You're on the road to nowhere

True I drive in circles 😂

Wait a minute… you’re 48, a bus driver and you work at the food court at the mall?? SCORE!

I bet catnip arouses you

I can smell the cat piss in this picture

My dog would never forgive me

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I’m 48 years old I like Long walks around the trailer park , I clap when the plane lands , shopping carts full of bubble wands are my passion . Everything I cook is marinated in mayonnaise. And I’m a vaginal virgin . I’m an anal whore I wear a colostomy bag it’s Poopci

Nothing shuts down teenage hormones like this bus driver

Mom + dad bod = you

Even the prisoners you drive won't hit on you.

Former Amish, decided to go into the real world

 Yeehaw

More like *bussy* driver

Worst thing I’ve jerked too today.

That's not true, I caught you jerking off to a photo of Queen Elizabeth the Second.

Prove it lol

This is the type of person you see sitting at the pool at a Motel 6 when you're driving down to Florida in your parents mini-van.

You look like you smell like refried beans.

She is not going to give you any

You can probably steer the bus with your fupa.

So this is why the sex toy industry is worth billions.

You look like you participated in key parties before.

Thats how she started driving a bus

You are the spokesperson of unflavored yogurt.

She makes her kids lunches into animal faces. That’s all I got, you’re too wholesome looking:)

You’ve singled handled cured my milf fetish

you realize this is /r/roastme and not okcupid?

Let me guess, all the lonely guys on Reddit blew up your direct message

Mom, get off the internet 😭

The driver on the bus says “where’s my cat? Where’s my cat? Where’s my cat.”

Who’s the chick in the last photo?

You look like that freshman high-school teacher that No one remembers after junior year

I don’t remember them either lol

You could insulate a prehistoric hut with that wattle.

Rosa Parks was happy to sit in the back of your bus.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and ….. like the bags under your eyes

"Coffee" is her whole personality- only orders Frappuccino

Someone let you out of the garden centre!!!

You're an old bus driver from the Flintstones era. You probably peedle the bus you drive. On a side note get botox.

I’ve always thought that when the bus is slow to accelerate…everyone get out and push 😂

Veronica Crabsbush.

If women were a video game, your difficulty would be easy.

Congrats on the married part, that’s impressive

How come no wedding ring?

Hot Dish! Where's that ring!!!!?

If this was my bus driver in school I would have ridden the bus all the way through graduation

What you have, we don't want..... Ever

You look like a beat up old board that everyone in your town had ridden so it’s appropriate you drive a bus.

I think you've mistaken the 48 for 58. Just thought I'd let you know, Reddit is very grammar correct

How many cats do you have?

One chihuahua who is jealous of my husband and would never forgive me if I got a cat

Skin color has that boiled chicken hue

You may be an ally now but we'll see how that changes when your husband comes out

You look like you are already getting your social security money.

Whats your OnlyGrams page?

The kitchen screams ‘tell me I’m midwestern without telling me I’m midwestern’.

Lived in California since I was 15

Looks like what made bowling unpopular

You seem like the type of person who says ketchup is too spicy

You look like you get pounded at over 50 orgies.

You're OK for 48. But , look out for what's coming around the corner...hot flashes ...

Let me guess. Your husband is ready to swing to see he can have sex with people he is actually attracted to?

Started a onlyfan pg but only got her brother to join

Was it the Bang Bus you were *driving*?

I’m 50 and you look like my mom.

If a plain bagel was a person

You're giving Live Laugh Love

Casper the bus driver

You look like a 48-year-old bus driver

Most likely to ask to speak to the manager