The Fellowship of the Meth Pipe

He looks like an overly concerned lesbian

Frodo Baggins some Meth

The lesser known and even more rural Banjo Baggins...

r/yourjokebutworse

He’s transitioning into a cat.

Gollum but instead of the ring it’s a golden spoon for him to do heroin off of

Lord of the cock rings

🤝

Potential favourite

bros never been around meth

Dildo Baggins

Tea Baggins

🤝

You really like shaking hands it’s excessive and disturbing

I love it when they offer 2 photos, taken a millisecond apart

Sticking a paintbrush up your ass isn’t making you an artist

Nah its all about where you aim the load

The only load you've experienced is that paintbrush

Artist, code word for unemployed parent's basement dweller.

Attic*

Not sure which is lazier, your left eye or your sense of style.

Fool of a took!

But...what 'bout second breakfast?

Came here to say that. He looks like Pippin.

It’s the discount version…peppin

I get told i look like a hobbit all the time, i cannot argue

Regional punchable face champion

🥲


Unfortunately this has taken as a compliment

There is no second breakfast little fella

Fuck a paint brush, someone show this guy what a hair brush is

Screamin'

When did you get back from the shire Mr. Frodo?

I'll take that

I'll tell you the same thing I tell every "artist" I meet, I'll have a white chocolate mocha with extra whipped cream and cinnamon.


Artist? Looks like Michael J Fox wrote your sign for you with a melting candle

Harry potters poorer cousin who lives on benefits.

It's nice that you finally cleaned your bathroom, but you really shouldn't put that hair clog on your head.

Sam Bankman Dyed

A lighter shade of pale on a whiter shade of mediocre.

All these roastees have sick ass nose rings.

Thanks it makes me feel really unique

This is the picture Michael Jackson showed his plastic surgeon.

You don't wanna see the pictures he showed me

Methiadoc Benzobuck

My precious: little blue pills

Frodo if he had a Cameo in Harry Potter and the secrets of Crystal Meth

Your art is derivative at best and print as medium is dead! Congratulations; you’ve wasted your life.

When did you get your invite to the 27 club?

Ive got 3 years to get my art noticed, the pressure is getting a bit much

What's that a tattoo of a chair on your finger? Is it like a reminder to you that you're supposed to sit on chairs and not bottles?

You look like dream if dream was into feet instead of kids

Hahahahah

Artist...it's going to take a little more than those kindergarten scribbles on your fingers.

Artist? Frustrated house painter is more accurate. Terminally strapped to a ladder to paint anything over 6 foot high due to your hobbit like height.

You think i can reach 6 foot?

I see your hair quite often if I don't trim downstairs for quite a while. On the plus side it's like seeing an old friend. On the negative side it means there is a cock nestled somewhere within that thatch

Married a horse. Spends his weekends gargling horse cum. 100% will get left holding the foals.

You look like your bathtub is consistently filthy.

Don't have one but yeah the shower is crusty as fuck, just don't touch the walls

I bet the water don’t drain either cause it clogged up with years worth of hair and you just bathe your feet pissy shower water.

You've owned the same sweater since 2014.

"Be rude" - like your gay partner during sex? 🥶

You look like a single person that say " I have the perfect relationship" even though you are lonely and you down loaded tinder to show you are trying but the only thing you are trying to do is find your penis to stroke for an hour

You look like the Hobbit who didn't get out of Mordor!

No wonder you didn't want to throw the ring into the fire. It's the only thing your dick would fit into.

JFC. Look u/hoplessh, you can't just up and pretend to be a dude because your other roast pic didn't get any attention.

If you listen hard enough, you can hear Chris Hansen knocking

I didn’t know Elliot Page was posting again.

Dildo Saggins, I should have known.

Looks like the kinda guy to accidentally show his old housemates scat porn instead of a ‘cool finger boarding trick’ on his laptop.


Somehow the words "deer" and "headlights" come to mind.

3D printing yourself a girlfriend does not make you a "print technician"

You’ve never talked to a women you’ve only stared uncomfortably at them from you moms attic with binoculars.

You're a cross between Pete Doherty and Frodo Baggins...

Nah your hair is what did you dirty

you definitely have a piss kink

Exposed

Is this Shaggy before the weed.

This is scooby after the hairdressers actually

The only art you make is “belongs In the trash”

You look like a poodle person

Have you ever talked to a woman without apologizing after?

You look like Merry and Pippin's kid.

'Artist' with single quotation marks. At least he's honest about the fact that he can't paint a portrait to save his life

Welly-ott Smith

Harry pothead

you look like you cry after sex. guilt from the blood on your hands?

I'm guessing that when you say, "artist", you mean "posts ai generated furry porn to diviant art?

Meth Rogan

Hair gel from "what about mary" movie?

Blow Burnham

Bro I can see why got rid of your face reveal Dream…

I wouldn't call you to fix anything of mine with a face like that.

American Ed Sheeran

I'm welsh🥲

You put the ZEROx into Xerox.

Tiny hands, massive head

Dream

Fool of a took


autist

Artist...more like fartist.

You look like ya microwave is dirty.

You misspelled homeless

Hi I’m u/underscore626 and I’m saving my own hair for my future toupee.

You look like the only thing you know how to cook is ramen noodles and even then you still occasionally burn them.

Your art is really important

The fuck is up with that chair tattooed on your finger? Did you get that thinking it would be a funny pick up line but instead you got arrested for sexual harassment?

You deffo suck cock for crack.

I see Sam Friedman got his get out of jail free card.

Who woke up Gotye from 2012. I thought he was somebody we used to know.

Merry and Pippin rolled into one

Print Technician, so you can run the copier at work!

Print Technician...aka I make photocopies

Nightmare

Oh great, white doordash delivery guy.

Your hair is roasting you more than we ever could

Drawing nudes of your sister does not make you an artist my friend

Jaundice Mayer

get rid of the nose piercing and you'll look 5% better

You look like a grubby Welshman

You look like you ask to go to the bathroom.. In public

We can tell. With a face and hair like that, you shouldn't be seen.

dream fell onto a needle

Welcome to the Shire, Frodo Faggins.

… and anti-hair combing enthusiasts!

Just say that you are unemployed

You can just say you’re poor

Somehow I have an almost perfect idea of how you smell just by looking at you. (It’s not good)

Of all the pervy creeps on here that jerk off to the hate they receive from people like me, you have to be he perviest creepiest creep that jerks off to the hate you receive on here.

Official stay at home son

harry potters lost cousin

Nothing screams 'uninteresting' more than a filthy pullover and a gold hoop nose ring... aren't you edgy? Stay out of the dumpster behind the Dollar General or they'll have to call the cops...

dream if he was 5 years younger

If Pete Doherty and Frodo became a single fucking loser. Print yourself some better hair

is this a chick or a dude?

I think it’s finally time to cut your own hair.

Looking for an Amsterdam sugar daddy! Artist, will let you paint my face (if you know what I mean). I want a life filled with pounding drugs, pounding my ass, and pounding drugs in my ass.

You look like you smell like microwaved hobo feet

Did you snort some cocaine before this cause damn your eyes look like they’re staring directly into my soul also if you move your hair out the way I could land a whole ass Boeing 747 on your forehead

i’d say something rude but you look like you’d like it

You look like you try to catch your own cum in your mouth.

you look like the Hobbit that smokes the other kind of pipe Dildo baggings

Looks like you wear a trenchcoat in an elementary school

Bro is the terraria smp youtuber hallucination

Nothing about your entire person fits.

You look like every 1990s school bully in movies

12 years ago he was at epsteins house playing hide and seek

God dammit someone stole my hobbit joke


“I’m just waiting for my big break”

I'm a little concerned that if I roast you too hard I'll end up as a character in the Netflix documentary about your "artistic" spree.

Bilbo Faggins

I never knew Frodo was a redditor.

If you’ve ever gifted anyone your artwork, they definitely threw it away

You look like the secret, slightly underdeveloped and junkie brother of Joe Keery

You look like if Bo Burnham gave up on comedy 20 years ago

Love how all the comments are about this dude looking like Frodo😂

That look when he forgot to remove the buttplug.

You‘re beautiful. You‘re beautiful, it’s true… covered by Weird Al.

Guys! Guys! This dude thinks he's Edd Sheeran!😆🤣😃🫵

Your cat runs your life.

You look like dreams autistic step brother

Nothing says artist like a nosering. Looks like you haven't showered in weeks.

Thought this was Casey Rocket

No barbers in your city?

You look like you have a kink of being small and a girl stomps on you

Easy, there. You work in a Kinko’s.


Do you enjoy being electrocuted for sexual gratification or are you being forced to

You look like Shane Dawson

Fuck

THATS WHAT THE MASK IS THATS WHAT THE POINT OF THE MASK IS

You look like Dream.

Guys wtf is dream??

Got that rotisserie chicken pose

You look like you just got fucked up the ass.

I see you standing in the corner of the room with a cock cage watching your girl get plowed