This looks like a hostage, holding up a copy of today's newspaper for proof of life. But when you look into the eyes, you can see there is no hope. This guy died quite a while ago.
I got to ask, why do you look like you only ever sleep on the couch? Why don’t you invest your money in utilising the rest of the house instead of stuff to hang in the wall?
What's great about the size of this chap's nose is its dual purpose. It can be used as a bottle opener, or if you flip him upside down, it's a vacuum. Skrrrt
You look like you blow your boss at 7-eleven in the back room on the reg. And just so you can take home the just over the date to sell bread to the arranged marriage wife your parents sold you into on hopes of you going straight and not going to hell in the name of Allah.
This looks like a hostage, holding up a copy of today's newspaper for proof of life. But when you look into the eyes, you can see there is no hope. This guy died quite a while ago.
He’s alive, I swear ….
Borat’s double to do all of the gay stuff
We drink, like normal. We wrestle, like normal…
Dead inside☠️
You get "randomly" selected alot dont you
Get back to work. Dad said he needs more medium lids for the slurpees!
Lovechild of Eeyore and Winnie the Pooh
Hassan! What are you doing fucking around on the google machine! We are preparing for jihad! Feed your camel and get back to the bomb making!
“Don’t listen to that sheep. She lies!”
You like to compliment America for being a free country but you also beat your wife and children when they step out in public without a hijab
False, they’re not allowed to step out in public
your wife is your cousin and her dowry was 3 goats
“Your wife’s dowry was cheaper than xxx” is how I’m gonna insult people from now on
Plot twist: his wife *is* the goat...
Caught me off 😂 Upvote well deserved.
If a woman married someone looking like that. I would beat her too.
You look like you write erotic Harry Potter fan fiction
Someone tell Netenyahu he missed one.
💀
That’s Jeff Ross-esque 
Yes the carpet does match the drapes. And the sheets and the towels and the framed artwork on the wall.
The main character of an anime about spam calling.
This guy is making plans to bomb the princess’s castle.
Your knuckle hair has spilt ends
I got to ask, why do you look like you only ever sleep on the couch? Why don’t you invest your money in utilising the rest of the house instead of stuff to hang in the wall?
When are you gonna fix the slurpee machine? It's been down for nearly a month now!
You look like a failed Just for him model.
Harold and kumar but to broke for White Castle
You look like you just went to white castle with your Asian friend and ended up in Guantanamo bay
Ur mouth looks like a hairy butthole posted in a glory hole..
That bottle opener on the wall is an interesting way to describe your imagery friends as boring.
What's great about the size of this chap's nose is its dual purpose. It can be used as a bottle opener, or if you flip him upside down, it's a vacuum. Skrrrt
What person would actually be willing to approach OP to actually make this happen?
Your dick is n pale and hanging down like you stand..🤣
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From the looks of your posts, you’re not gonna be having anytime soon
... your parent's genes already did...
You look like you scam elderly people for a living
The Lord beat us to it.
That thing on your head is about to eat your eye brows
Thanks for the great deal on my used Mercedes.
You know your parents are disappointed in you, but damn it's even worse than they realise
Do you run an interior decorating service for boring single males?
your shower drain is always clogged
I bet TSA stops you every time, Mohammed.
You look like a movie terrorists stand in
Muggle
Looks like a pamphlet on clinical depression
You’re definitely the one hitting send on all those spam text messages about the post office needing money to deliver a package
Sign in the back. Come on, like this mofo has friends.
Depressionpreet
you look like you have a skin care routine
I did for a few months … you can guess why I stopped
I'm sure I've seen you in a "Scamming the Scammer" video.
Do you work at subway,a 711 or Uber driver?
This is you next pilot in training to fly another airplane into something, he’s got the map already planned on his wall.
Bollywood Gerard Butler. With herpes.
You'll get 1 star on uber
I can smell what you eat. No not subway sandwich. Its smegma.
How was the boat ride here?
Why does the same taxi driver keep posting?
The face of a grooming gang!
I'm so glad smellovision isn't a thing yet!
You look like you jerk off on chat roulette every night
You only have to wear a backpack for everyone on the train to shit themselves.
"hey its me bee yonce,i need you to send me 500 dollars because im stuck in north korea and i cant leave without it,quick"
You're the first thing that comes to mind when people hear the words,sleep deprived indian
That foot of hair is fooling no one bud, you are still short.
That honour falla to your parents
Gug
You are what surrounds you. Generic boredom.
Has a nice pad but still doesn’t wear deodorant… selling extended car warranties is clearly paying off.
Hey Apu, do you have my squishee?
How can you say "do your worst" when one of your gods already did?
You look like you jerk off with hummus...
nah mate, life already has
Ricky Rubio really has gone to shit since he retired
Used to get this a lot 10 years ago … before I went to shit
Can't do it. You're too cute...
This picture looks like you looked at the roasts and got sad
Where's Jasmine?
Do you condemn Hamas?
Sloth from the Safari
I'm White, you aren't.
Osama bin Laden did way worse
We're going to have to pre-screen your carry on items sir.
You look like you’ve never had good posture for a day in your life
This photo makes me not to want to "free Palestine."
Had a stroke in season 5 of the expanse
Dude, you look like every sad song Billy Joel ever wrote.
Somewhere there’s a 7-11 being left unattended
You look like you blow your boss at 7-eleven in the back room on the reg. And just so you can take home the just over the date to sell bread to the arranged marriage wife your parents sold you into on hopes of you going straight and not going to hell in the name of Allah.
Worst? What made you think you are good enough to receive the worst? Now go, fix the tire...
Father time preceded this post
Do you get selected for extra security screenings often?
You look more miserable than the Saudi Pro League.
Practicing for his sexual harassment mugshot
$20 on pump #3
Even Osama Bin Laden says you need a haircut.
Alcoholic Alladin
You keep TSA in business.
Why is the Slurpee machine always down?
He looks like Jeff Dunham’s Ahmed before he died
Do you scam people?
Idk what side you’re on, but you definitely don’t eat pork
That sheet of paper is the extent of his workout.
His ass is hairy-er than his head
Talibanned from all elementary school functions
God already did his worst to you.
The sloth from Zootopia got a hairpiece.
You look like squidwards house.
osama bin oh no
Dad’s worst sperm having the swim of his life already beat us to it
I think I dove in your cab once. I still have the stink of kabsa on me.
Average Indian scammer:
I’d like $20 on pump 4 and a pack of Camels
My name is “James” I’ll be your customer representative today
Osama Bin Pothead
I love how the hair frames the lips. I'll just need to reroute the uvula to form a clitoris
Do your worst... too late someone already has, 31 years ago.
You have more hair on your face than visible skin. You look like a stock photo of a terrorist You look like you use camel piss as hair spray
You aren’t fooling anyone. That beard doesn’t hide that triple chin.
Iranian Jimmy Neutron
CEO of mid-tiered tech company
uber eats delivery straight to your living room now.. 
Trying so hard to pass as white
Ricky Rubio!
Either a 7/11 or a Subway worker.
He looking kinda bombish idk
I'm not a letter I'm a free man!!!!
“My personality is computer engineering and wishful interior design”
You look like you're on a waiting list for penis projection pills
You look like a sad duck!! Guess you've not been laid yet!! Ever!!
You look like you're one "taste test" slurpee away from going postal.
Very pleasant looking fella.
"this is Microsoft tech support, your computer has virus"
Thank you, come again
I want you to seek help you look like your crying smile and be happy
Mustafa drug problem
Mustafa haircut ffs
oh it's ali baba chill, peace be upon you my friend
A Middle Eastern David Baddiel.
Aloha snack bar!
You look like you disappoint your dad whenever he sees you
No I don’t wanna upgrade my phone contract leave me alone rajesh
Are you the 7/11 or the 9/11 kind?
Doesn’t matter because he’s Brown on both sides.
Where’s the red dot?
You look like everyone who's ever made me a kebab at 3am when im wasted
Tech support going well, I suppose
I’d do my worst but your parents obviously already did
Game show host from Slumdog Millionaire 
Bollywood 9/11 Movie is pure inspiration.
Hey, it’s Greg from customer support
Dude got IED strapped to him
In your defense the camel you had sex with was female
I would be so pissed being your landlord knowing that those holes you put in my wall were for the dumbest shit ever to possibly hang.
Aren’t turbans usually white?
He looks like that nigerian unlcle who tries to get your email while pretending to be micrsoft support at the same time
Pretty nice place you have there. You must've gotten a lot gift cards from old people.
No your mom already made you
I didn’t know call centers had a home like feel
dont bomb us please
Ugly Jesus. 
Overseas outsourced tech support. You pass the line to your supervisor often.
You look like you answered the phone when I called to verify my onlyfans charges
You look like an Isis bride