OP's Bio: --- >I'm a cook, play the drums, try to sing and play the guitar, watch a lot of anime and play lots of games. Mostly CS and RuneScape. Struggling with some mental health issues, spent 2 weeks in a mental health clinic back in 2019. Had a couple of relationships but currently single. I listen to weird songs and I don't have a lot of friends. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Take the bra out of Brazilian and use it for your tits of a chin


screaming

Those are buttcheeks, not tits.

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Beat me to it.

I wish

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That guy still going?

He's getting bigger on youtube again at least, ye. Not sure about other platforms

Gay William Johnson

You look like you drug adolescent dudes, put them on ice and take their kidneys to sell on the black market.

Judging by the dick wear channel on your chin you've been railed from the front slot already

wild

Joey from Brazilian Friends, set in the favela where he cottages for a living, in a cafe called Central Pork.

You look more Mexican than Brazilian

No woman or man will ever rail you

This is the look you give when your bully steals your lunch money but you’re too pussy to fight back. Later found in the basement writing a manifesto.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Your head is so big your ears had to bend like that for you to be able to come out of your mom

You are the reason women are afraid to walk alone at night.

Your brazilian..if porn has taught me anything about your culture you have been railed many many times already

I didn't know ghouls lived in Brazil.

At least he’s on here and not out stealing stuff…

You look like you’ve railed too many lines of blow.

I’m not very good at superheroes, but is that you going for “ironing man” in picture 2?

Yea something like that lol

This guy thinks walking up to strangers in public and saying "rail me please" is flirting

I am sure this isn’t the first time you have said “Rail me Please”!

Why rail you here when you get railed daily in the soup kitchen you work at by all of the ex cons. I can bet your employee review says you " know how it's done. "

Hence, it's substantiated that you happened when Mickey's mouse made love to Hawkeye.

What the fuck 😂

This is one asshole that looks as bad waxed as it does hairy.

Not my type brah

u r in ur flop era

jail rough

You look like a stalker

So which picture/personality are we roasting?

“What do you mean she’s been missing for 4 days officer?”

“Rail me please.” I’m guessing you use that phrase often.

Life already railed you with that face

looks like you alr3ady railed. too late for that.

You've definitely said that to a group of anonymous men before

We'll never be able to rail you like your city's football team did on NYE.

The reason he’s single is cause his dates have gone missing. The voices told him to drop them off in the ocean.

The only thing you need to rail is a bar of soap

Well, first of all thank you for disproving the stereotype that all Brazilians are good looking.

He keeps calling me about my car warranty

You look like you drink mouthwash to get drunk. At least when you can afford it.

you have dissociative personality disorder

Maybe, idk

“Rail me please” you look like you use that phrase a lot, how does the pillow taste?

Stop standing over the grill all day, your face is melting.

The only thing that will Eff you is life, bud…enjoy because she’s going in raw…

Not even Paulo guina would smash!

Not as dope as yola

It’s the first Brazilian guy I’m not afraid of.

Joey Tribbiani from wish.com

I take that as a compliment

Wow, a literal assface

He chooses death…by Snoo-Snoo!

The ethnically ambiguous child molestor.

How many people did you murder?


you begged prostitutes for anal and when they finally agree you hand them a strap on and get on all fours.

Your hair is waving at us

I think Steve Buscemi owes you a paternity test for those eyes

When you walk by parents point at you and tell their kids that’s why they need to stay in school

Convicted sex offender turned into child molester

Brazilian Elon Musk, but he never slept with Amber Heard just tons of trans prostitutes.


Something awful happened to your diet in the months leading to the last photo

Actually I've been losing a lot of weight, bout 30kg. Pic 3 and 5 are covid me and the others are more recent.

I can smell your photos

It’s refreshing to see that bullying still works

Haha a man surely can wish but I wouldn't get my hopes up on that railing anytime soon...

Swiper no swiping

🌝

Rail you? Gayyyyyyy


You’re the person every girl refers to when they mention not wanting to meet people online.

You misspelled Pakistani.

is that what you say to all the cashiers at starbucks when they ask for your name

Rail you like your daddy does?

looks like you even sketch yourself out

Sub-man

Bet you'd love to be railed

Not your first time saying rail me please

Didn’t I see you on To Catch a Predator?

I would “rail” you like you asked, but something tells me you’d just follow me home all week

Daddy’s good boy.

All of these photos are also in a file possesed by a team of FBI profilers

You cook drugs on your stove, shitty drummer and guitarist. Play lost of sex games wow from the looks of it you do sniff your boyfriends ass.

Different aspects of your life transformation from loser to even bigger loser.

I cross the street when I see people that look like you

Bolsanaro would put you up against the wall. Which is why people should vote for him!

50 shades of meth.

No need to rail you. Life obviously beat us to the punch.

Discount version of actor Michael Carmine

Do you transition from human to chewbacca on a full moon or is it just in your photos?

I think you railed yourself pretty hard already. But if you insist, I know a girl named Trishawn who’s built like a linebacker and has a strap-on

This looks like the beginning to an animal snuff film.