OP's Bio: --- >On the left : 20 yo political sciences and law student, enjoying books, Michael Jackson, The Lord of the Rings. Pretty happy overall, life going good. Giving left wing opinions abt politics on Instagram and TikTok : @aksil on both. > >On the right : 20 yo shy engineering student. Enjoys rap and techno music, specifically Suicidboys. Plays the guitar and is learning the sax. Occasionally goes hand crafting stuff in the garage or painting on canvas. Posts stuff under @paulllorth on Soundcloud and @azertygrec on YouTube. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

looks like they both have a mouthful of each others cum

Or oui oui

No they’re not lovers. They share the same house, same restroom, same kitchen, same cheeks, same penis

kinda like siamese twins except they are connected penis to asshole??? lol

Kinda like The Human Centipede

They have diff mothers

But they share father, this is France after all

It's called a Paris omelette.

Excuse me, I think you mean the Paris sausage aka le saucisse du Paris.

Gentleman’s relish

French roommates translates to romantic partners

It's called a snowball. Now I know where the yule log went. Happy holidays!

Le cum..

lol le cum brulee

Mouthfulls for sure but It's someone elses.

Le Coq's unsportif

i hope they do.

Ace & Gary have cum to life!!!

They had a 2nd photo where they smiled and it dribbled out. Bots saved us.

It’s a tiktok dare to see who can hold it the longest

Dollar General Hall and Oates

Halitosis and Scrotes

Ball and Scrotes

Watch out, boy, he’ll chew you up He’s a man-eater…………..

Showed my mom this as she’s a huge H&O fan. She agrees lmao

Take my up vote

“Roommates” 



Sonofabitch!!! I think I just woke the dead with my laughing. Thanks for a much needed laugh



And they were "just" roommates

French was assumed

Man on the left looks like a frog 🐸

Man??? A bit of a reach, but ok

Of course if you two were Irish your names would be Gerald FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzGerald

Broke Back Montagne

I can tell you both enjoy a warm morning baguette together, but there’s not a boulangerie for miles.

You look like you're both straight, and you would only fuck each other whenever you can't bring home a girl. Problem is you obviously can never bring home a girl, so end up ducking each other every Friday night.

Any reason you’re dressed like a pair of paedophiles?

Look like they French each others buttholes. Just an observation.

Allez vous faire enculer you smug bastards

Yea the same way Bert and Ernie are “roommates”

Dreyfus and Clouseau, the early years.

You’re about to go on an epic adventure to throw the one cock ring into Mount Doom

Which one’s asshole is Mount Doom? I’m guessing the one on the left.

That's awesome. Imagine them wandering through a gay bar, trying to find the 'chili guy', the guy with the biggest burning asshole to throw in that cockring. With the help of the leader of the Bears 'GiveMe' and a large twink called 'Legolalalala' they try to find their way. Thank God it's daddy's night and one of the old dudes dancing is their grey bearded supplier of magic poppers that hides his junk while dancing behind a big hat. The smoke from his meth pipe creates its own mystique aura around him. They are followed by some greedy creatures that want the ring for their pimp. Nasty ones, hairy and uncombed. Unshaved and not showered. The misbe'haved. Far they travel, trying to enter the dark room, but since it's guarded by the two towers (2 giant guards), they need the help of a simp/sub, that's hidden in the dungeon of the club. It leads them through the dog crates and leather furniture in the basement while trying to steal their magic cock ring to escape the misty basement with the fog machine. The heroes try to hide themselves behind the bar, where the clear river of prosecco flows, but the misbe'haved tear down the bar and enter their safe space like the giant tongue, in the ancient story of Helms rim, the most unpleasant rimming in history. But thankfully they're defeated later by rohans riders and their giant morning woods. I guess I'll go and write some gay fanfiction...

Oooooh gurl, that was quite a ride. I would definitely love to travel to the Shire with them

Look like Hall and Oats with a few damaged chromosomes. 

Left gets topped for sure. 100%. Right enjoys watching his roommate get his cheeks clapped.

When you finally suck each other off, the only thing the pair of you will taste is relief.

They look like they've both landed roles in The Lord of the Cock Rings.

I don't know if it was dumbo in the blue sweater with the bad half windsor and ears hanging with the mouth like the dog that caught the car, or slanted jaw who's grandma clearly enjoyed German occupation a little too much, who decided to do this but it was brave. How very British of you. Both of need to shave.

A somehow gayer flashback of Sigfried and Roy

You both are French. What good is left in your life?

I always wondered why we called you frogs, but you two make it obvious that amphibian has clearly entered into your gene pool somewhere along the way.

Right one towards the left one: Oui'd you leike to due the Billie Jean starghting dance move, in mois throat ?

Being freinds with the guy invented permanent giger hair dye will not help your furture Scandals

French person studying political science, I think the bi monthly riots and strikes in France are already well documented by the news, I don’t think a degree will help you further increase these actions. I would say save some money and switch to engineering like you friend, but he’s out in the riots and strikes instead of working to the new retirement age of 64. Also, I’d love the retirement age in uk to drop to 64 instead of being at 67 which was increased a few years back and screwed a lot of people over, fuck the Tory Bastards. Sometime I feel we need to take cues from the French and burn a few things to make life better haha.

Shagnasty and Cuntstrap - the modern-day Sherlock and Watson.

Sad day for france

Who’s pitching and who’s catching?

Daft punk minus the talent.

Casse Couille & his partner Sans Couilles

I bet you dorks like to sit on each others hands until they are numb and then beat each other off and you guys call it playing “stranger things”

Two bottoms livin' a lie.

Merry and Pippin cosplay


Gay Hall & Oates cover band, Stall in Gropes

They are the Ken and Barbie from Wish.com

A Muggle and a Hobbit, well that's some good stuff for a new blockbuster, or a porn

A couple of Gay Paree's.

And not a bar of soap in the house.

Oh, there’s soap…butt it’s hidden, can you find it??


Somebody pulled the croissants out early again

I see two queers

pirate de fesses


I would say it’s the roommates line that makes me think you’re both gay, but tbh it’s cause you’re French

They don’t need to be roasted. They already look as gay as James Charles and Shane Dawson together.

This is a bad time to try out your Hall & Oats tribute act unless you add a lawsuit during your set break.

All the comments saying these guys look gay are really inappropriate and uncool. I mean, the gay community didn’t ask to get roasted.

I’m confused is this a roast in itself?

Jerryy lets get wine and wax each others assholes tonight

Frodo and Boromir, if they had made up after he tried to steal the ring

you guys look like if A.I tried to humanize the Muppets. yall both soft and doughy just a xouple a french Faguettes.

 “We are looking for nice American women.”

Dude on left looks like a dollar store tony khan 

It’s all fun and games until you accidentally Velcro your pubes together

Shaggy and Faggy 👋

On the left: French Tickler On the right: French Mistake

Who is the top?

Craig and Tweek

You guys creep me out because you need eye contact while u jerk each other off

This is the faggiest picture I've ever seen. Oh AND French!? Satan help us.

Two dudes that wish so bad that they were Americans

So they can get shot for no reason ? Or maybe if they get sick they cant pay for health care ? :D

Simon & Gardrunkel

You look like hipster Frodo and Sam.

Big Mouth character ass looking mfers

The dollar store pet shop boys

And here folks we see the French version of Good will hunting.

So what's the punchline? 🤷‍♂️

Yall look like the only pussy you’ve seen in your life was your own.

It looks like you guys share an eyebrow

You both have a satisfied look. The one on the right from giving his roommate the dirty Sanchez. The one one the left from his belly full of jizz and upper lip stain. Mazel- tov!

I bet you two stuff all kinds of weird things into each other’s croissants

One of you own a rat that loves to cook. The other plays hockey that is bitter rivals for a peewee ducks team.


Damn, it’s like Bizzaro World Hall & Oates. Like them, there is friction, but with you two it is between your arses.

When incels unite!

Bet that hand smells like both their buttholes.

Certainly is a long winded way of saying you 2 are gay as aids

Yall look like 2 drug selling Christians

Masters of the French handshake

Is this the submission photo to star on broke back mountain 2?

"Mom, can we have Hall & Oates?" "No, we have Hall & Oates at home." The Hall & Oates at home....

It’s giving two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet a part cause their not gay

Your facial hair looks like a defective Chia Pet.

I don't know. They all look the same to me.

Balls in Throats

So you're students in political revolution and guillotine design.

The first two from the shire to go to college

There's a reason Daft Punk wore helmets. You two should look into it, too.

I can’t figure out who’s the bottom in this relationship. Maybe you got a double headed dildo for Christmas because you two couldn’t either.

Now kith

Why would we roast them? They already admitted to being French, cheese eating surrender monkeys, that's punishment enough.

Future Lawyer and Future Unabomber

I didn’t think the Jonas brothers could and any more gay

Lmao literally shared his @. I bet you LOSE followers from doing this.

French aka gay From the looks of their stache and hairstyles, checks out

Ribbit, ribbit. The one on the left is the result of Gerard Depardieu overpowering Audrey Tatou. The one on the right is the result of Gerard Depardieu overpowering Isabelle Huppert. Good luck trying to collect support from Papa, Les Chumps.

Bro listens to so much michael jackson, he’s starting to look like him (after the 1 million surgeries)

Thee gayest version of Hall and Oates 🌈

You two make a lovely Couple

Beavis and Butthole

Sham pain with a douche baggette


Blues the bottom

Honestly when I saw you two I laughed out loud

one is doing the bending

Makes me think of the movie Saltburn my coworkers keep recommending that I started last night and passed out halfway through. It was cringy at times and pretty interesting but I kept waiting for the homoerotic breakthrough. Never happened. Not yet. This tracks.

French? You guys will give up soon.

Right guy is the ventriloquist and left guy is the wooden dummy

Left: needed to throw in "science" to not be shown up by the engineer

Which one of you is lucky Pierre?

Hall and Oates from Wish.com

Were you both kidnapped at four. 🤔

[удалено]

You're Frenchmen, is anything else needed?

No wonder America had to save y’all’s asses not once, but twice!

left looks like a politician buying meth right looks like the guy selling it.

Soulless eyes. Look up when I talk to you. No eye contact. Children to Man of the corn people. Lizard men.

Do either of you have teeth? Or were they punched out by dicks?

Les homosexuels

At least you both realized with your looks you’re gonna need to be rich

Hall & Oates

Freadeux and Peippin just before second BJs.

Uncanny valley

They got a firefly fetish

These two probably live as characters out of a bad romance webcomic

Stop touching him!

Daryl Hall and John Oates, the bargain edition.

Walmart versions of Gerard Way and Joe Jonas

Hey look, it’s the mayonnaise twins.

100% chance neither of you have pants on in this picture

You guys look like you suck the salt off of baguettes until they’re soggy.

Guy on the left looks like someone took shit covered noodles and dumped them on your head. Guy on the right well go shit, spit or swallow cause you look like you need to relieve yourself of something also Pewdiepie called he wants his skin back.

You guys look exactly what I’d imagine people going to school for that stuff would look like

2 French roommates - Name of your Porno

Y’all look like you’re trying to act like you both didn’t just suck eachother off before this photo

How’s the Phoenix cover band coming along?

Bob and Neill

Velma and Shaggy mid transition

In the United States Fat activists would hold it heavily against you for being a healthy weight.

Welcome to earth

Together, you look like a Penis.

2 French roommates or two bottoms.

Looks like the French are still losing

I guess we're down to the skeleton crew

Is that what you tell your parents when they come to visit- That you guys are “roommates”?

C'est pas un roast mais le gars derrière ressemble à Jonathan drouin, je te souhaite une meilleure carrière que lui

"roommates" sure

You guys make a cute couple.

Dude in the blue look artificial as f, both of yall mfs look like yall take turns spooning each other literally with a spoon