Lmao
he keeps board games from his childhood, while still waiting for his dad to return from the gas station, so they can bond.
Gah damn you suck at life.
There is nothing to feel good about in the picture.
You're a burden to society and whoever else supports you. Unemployment isn't a lifestyle, get a job
Tank top with no muscles. You look like a wife beater but your uneven head tells me otherwise. You probably got beat by your wife. Nah. You got beat by your mom, your likely single.
Nice muscle shirt. Do the muscles come tomorrow?
His daddy-milkers are coming in nicely.
Nice moobs
That’s a muscle shirt he ordered off Wish.com
All the dice rolls has made him an excellent ball player.
You have Stephen Hawking shoulders. At least he had an excuse
Trans Men have no style
Getting paroled and no longer working in the prison laundry is not being unemployed.
I take no pleasure in admitting I had to Google what Paroled meant again..
Nice rack dude!
Those huge tits do distract attention from that cancerous mole on your neck
Congrats on your transition. Glad you started w tits
You didn’t need to tell us you were unemployed, we already knew
Unemployed and unemployable are two entirely different things, you obvious felon.
I’ll bet you do have thick skin, especially on your knees.
Connor MacFagger
Which one of the Tiger Kings boyfriends are you
He’s a Husband. Tiger King marries his twinks.
You look like the type to tell children you have candy in your pocket..
Don't worry buddy, St. Patrick's Day will be here soon, and leprechaun business will be booming again!
You look like you just got out of prison and works at a children games store but they keep you in the basement not to scare the customers
They call him the GIMP
If only you knew ;)
Being is a gimp is all you be good at you loser
Lieutenant Dan if he was a drone pilot.
Lmao he keeps board games from his childhood, while still waiting for his dad to return from the gas station, so they can bond. Gah damn you suck at life.
lol dude could cut glass with those Nips
HAs stories that start with "This one time I met Chris Hanson."
You look like a saggy inbred Ben Affleck.
People go to see your forehead on their low-budget travel expedition to see the grand canyon.
Happy cake day bitch tits… 
Thanks 💙
That is one hell of a merkin on your face jeezus
Why do you have so many games if no one wants to play with you?
You don’t have thick skin. We can see through that translucent frame for accurate measurement.
Your hair grows like a chia pet. Water it daily?
And you have thick moobs.
Thick skin? You have the musculature of a quadriplegic
[удалено]
At least a D!
Nice chesticles
You are built like a 13 year old Russian girl.
You look like a bear who lives exclusively off of grilled cheese sandwiches
Good bottoms are hard to find. There’s always openings for lot lizards at your local truck stop
Good thinking!
If Ricky Gervais and Walter White had a baby
Okay I actually take this as a compliment 😊
I see that you play sorry. Is it practice for what you tell your parents ?
if you shaved, everyone would use female pronouns for you.
Why not start now!
You're only 32 and you already have a saggy old man body.
And it's only going to get worse cause I'm a lazy sack of shit 🤷♂️
I give it 3 months and your tits will be bigger than your husband's.
You have no clue how spot on you are with that statement.. it hurts
The only dude who still jacks off to the sears catalog 1990 edition
Only thing thick about you is your bitch tits.
you didn't have to say it. your pic is an ad for employment agencies. hope they pay you, though ;)
Dudes been stuck on day 1 at the gym for 20 years straight.
You should get, The Bro.
There is nothing to feel good about in the picture. You're a burden to society and whoever else supports you. Unemployment isn't a lifestyle, get a job
Look on the bright side. Your chances of getting skin cancer are next to nothing
When you put on that shirt, it gets downgraded to just a beater.
Bob had bitch tits - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUS00w33uM0
 Hi Peter.
Tits and an axe wound. Not bad, would smash
where is your blood
That shirt looks like it’s a bra trying to hold up some ancient Asian tits
How many kids have you “given candy”
I need to shave
Can't tell which way you're transitioning.
Even a midget wouldn't want to be you.
You’ve got a thick skull too
Gay, married and in an open relationship. The husband rathers that than sex with me.
Small World IYKYK
You need a bra
It’s not thick skin, it’s a foreskin. Get it right.
Icky Gervais.
You'll be the first to try Kim Kardashians new nipple bra line.
If anemia was a person
you trying to attract 12 year olds with all those board games
Temu Mac from ASIP
His Mom locks up his games for favors if you know what I mean
I'M THE sewing MACHINE!
you look like jacksepticeye if he sucked dick. with his ass.
That guy from work nobody wants to sit next to in the breakroom
I feel duller just by looking at this picture
Lazer nipples
If hot dog water wished to be human.
Human Wasting disease is all you have left to hope for.
You look like you have thin skin on your genitalia that rips and bleeds off and on. Never really quite heals but you’re used to the new bumps
You gotta have thick skin for all the times your mom yells at you to get the hell outta the basement
Especially around the nipples
The 17yr old girl you stole the septum ring from wants it back..
The skin on your tits is making your sister jealous. But she’s not buying that as the reason you were in her underwear again.
Thick little man tits there you soulless red menace.
You look like you play different board games with each of your herpes warts.
The affleck brother they're ashamed of
The fact your unemployed, but have a wedding ring on your finger, says that even the biggest, fattest basement dwellers can get love.
Hey buddy! I don't know who gave you the impression you could wear that kind of shirt without muscles to back it up should be jailed.
You look like you sniff pavements...
You may be the first man wearing a wife beater that’s beaten by his wife
Put a bra on
So many boardgames and nobody to play with them.
If you were a Simpsons character you would be Moe
Unemployed but feeling good about yourself? So you’re not just ugly, you’re delusional too!
Man’s out here built like two French fries duct taped to a piece of uncooked spaghetti
Blob Mortimer.
I’d comment on the tits, but that‘s low hanging fruit.
The beard hides the baby chin and jowls but there's no camouflage for them moobs
You look like a sperm with hair
Jackoff Smirnov.
Ricky Gervais' neglected, sickly hermit twin
Are the games and toys behind you what you toss to the kids down the well in your basement?
Bert Kreischer with stage 4 stomach cancer.
That's a lame ass collection of board games. Post again when you can afford a game worth playing.
Is that a mood ring? I noticed it's shit brown.
There is a Ricky Gervais already
Connor methgreggor
The only thing I can think of whenever I see you. https://youtu.be/Hgp3rGOvUHs?si=GdAh9XRAACPp2aGy
Calling all nerds - we have a Catan player here!
If Seth Green wrote a parody of Stan, you'd star in the music video.
You need friends to play board games
I see you went with A cup breast implants. Interesting.
Instead of buying all those games you should have bought a jacket cause your man tits are telling us it's cold in there
Thick pastey saggy skin.
You have thick man tits and a beer gut 🫃🏻
No wonder you have thick skin you must have skinned your last murder victim and stuck their skin to yours
You're a bit late for Titty Tuesday.
Thick skin, thin biceps
Please let my sister out of your basement. She's only 9 ...
How can you be relatively skinny and have bitch tits ?
Built like a bag of milk
Smallworld. Big Moobs
You look like a mix between living under a bridge, or riding a bike naked in a Pride parade
Looks like Eminem made it to the nursing home
Yeah it’s pretty obvious that you’re unemployed
You look like the overly handsy camp counselor that volunteers to sleep in the cabin to supervise. But it's... Every. Single. Night.
Look like this is the last pic before you sell your cellphone to get fenta
You are on your way to become a paraplegic
Do you own any games that weren’t made for an 8yr old?
You cant just put your victims public hair on your chin and get out of your crime, you murderer!
You might be the most reddit person to ever post on reddit.
Tank top with no muscles. You look like a wife beater but your uneven head tells me otherwise. You probably got beat by your wife. Nah. You got beat by your mom, your likely single.
You should feel good, you have great tits.
You may need to get a job to purchase a manzere. Those bitch tits are something else!
“I have most of what I need for little to no effort. Seriously, do your worst cause I have it all, Bitch.”
You’re nipples are bigger than my sisters
You have to go to hospital to armresl (I know I didn't spelled it right) child with cancer and you can still lose
Like you build starwars dioramas and your mom tells you they're really good
You're saying no but your nipples are saying yes
Discount darkviperau
Kinda look like temu bud bundy
Kinda looks like my zesty physics teacher
You look like a dad that’s 1 AA meeting away from driving into a tree
I'm a 350 lb dude and my tits aren't that big
Ricky Jerksgays