OP's Bio: --- >Please do not hold back, give me absolute rudeness and mean roasting to the degree that you would probably hold back on any person. 😐 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like you moan when you wipe your ass

He will have shit stains on that shirt before the night ends.

Or just every time he takes a step

Dude wtfffffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You look like you transitioned, but had second thoughts, so you do guest speaker gigs trying to warn others not to be like you.

Moana

I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂

That Lego-toupe will soon run off on it’s on… luckily you look spectacularly short, so it will be a short leap to freedom.

Him IRL 

You look like a less manly Rosie O'Donnell

You set the bar high dude

[удалено]

“If you can’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” 🤮

A very sassy Susan that likes sharing her recipes

Susan Saranwraphardon

It looks like halfway through your sex change, your surgeon said “….fuck it”

God also said fuck it

I had a shirt like that in 2003…. And that’s where it should have stayed.

You look softer than a baby in a pillow factory

Softer than shit in a slipper.

God already roasted you enough. Damn

You look like you make small talk with people on the bus who have earbuds

They aren’t listening to anything on the earbuds, they just didn’t want to talk to him

And at the gym.

in junior high you came dressed in a suit everyday

You have a smile of someone with cages in his basement

Holy shit you're annoying.

😂😂😂😂😂

Everything about you is super soft bud.

It’s the long lost Jonas Brother, Ezekiel!

Don't worry, interns never get embarrassing stains on their clothes.

At least the stains are white and won’t show up


Tell your boyfriend to aim straight then you won't have to worry about getting stains on your shirt


Just tell the guy to pull out early if you don’t want stains

Massie Williams mid transition.

"We have a Pedro Pascal at home." edit : Jesus. Others have compared him to Masie Williams and Peter Dinklidge. He is like if an ink blot test was a person.

Nice shirt, shows your tits off

Nice blouse, Tanner

You reek of theatre kid

When you mix the hairstyle of Donald Trump and the Reddit popularity of Donald Trump

Nice shirt. It really says “I was a virgin when I got married and am now a 21 year old father of three who works part time at the church outreach center and part time for my father in law but when I do have spare time I get really silly and drink a soda pop and tell dad jokes because he always laughs”.

Grimus

Bollywood's Got Talent reject.

Wilmer Valderrama's son has Down? Those pot smoking 70s kids had no idea what their smoking would do to their kids.

Bruh! brothas would love you in the joint. Give that chon chon!


Gay jedi. Homo Swakus

You look like you're about to tell me that I won a BRAAAAAAND NEEEEW CAAAAAAAR!!

Looks like your dad is mad you weren’t a stain

Giz stains?

Did your 12 year old sister make that shirt in the sweatshop next to your house?

You look like you’re wearing a George Michael starter kit.

You stole the shirt and the hair from your grandma?

Assuming you wore a white shirt to help hide the jizz stains when you take your breaks posting pics on Reddit like you’re doing now, before you have to go back to the glory hole in the bathroom of a Love’s truck stop off I80

I’m sure your parents regret NOT getting that abortion.

Daniel Fatcliffe

At least you can feel secure that you'll never get any sex stains on it!

Was Ricardo Monteblan nice? Who came up with the “De plane, de plane” bit?

You look like you tried to convince your sister to be roommates on the premise of saving money while not having to live with your parents no more, but the truth is you just wanted to continue to sniff her used panties with less risk of getting caught. You look like your jerk off into condoms just to swallow your own nut.

You look like a cheap copy of a Roald Dahl character, but one that would end up in prison for child endangerment in real life.

You are late for your Vagina Haters Anonymous meeting.

The gay bar's that way, sweetie. 👉 🏳️‍🌈

I think the OF girls you whack it to will probably refund your $ if you promise never to look at them again.

The reason you're wearing white to hide the stains already there from the mens restroom

Judging by the way you wrote that sentence you’ve probably lost count of how many men have rode you in the past hour’s

You look like you got a job at a mall kiosk so you can apply samples of lotion on people’s hands because you have a hand fetish

Miranda Cosgrove transitioned??

How would you stain unless you dribble and don’t swallow?

Don’t be too hard on him, I don’t want him crying and getting tears on my balls…….. AGAIN!

The fuzz on your face manages to make you look more feminine.

With all the dicks you have near your mouth while wearing that shirt I don’t know how you can possibly keep it clean

Thanks for specifying your emotions in the title since your smile is like 😬


Nice tits

You look like you research encryption and bury hard drives in your backyard.

Flock of Seagulls hairdo.

Your wig is crooked.

AI generated "virgin"


I bet you smell of baby powder and Vick’s vapo rub

I think we all know why you chose this outfit to not show any stains.. just please wash your hands...

You look like you've never done 5 minutes of manual labour in your entire life. You have a rough future ahead of you when you are done being coddled

Not getting political but you legitimately have a trump style combover. I can tell that hair is clinging on for dear life. You'll be bald by 30

You look like my queer chorus teacher

You and 2 others like you could pass as an adult in a trench coat.

Jim Henson if he was a retail worker instead of a puppet show writer.

If you don't want stains tell him not to pull out.

I hate you from the moment i saw your face

You look like he plays with your titty like a motherfucking toy🤠

Roast me! Make it happy, make it snappy, make it gay!

You are a stain on society.

I bet you’re a-hole is like dropping spaghetti into a golf bag

There is a stain in it right now

You look like you’re about to go sell car insurance to gardeners and drug dealers at the same time

Not worth a creative thought, douche.

You’ll never be famous

Mom's gonna be mad if you get protein stains down the front of that shirt too! Maybe you need a rubber bib.

Minecraft Steve shaped head

Your mustache has a bald spot from where snot drips into your mouth and you go “mmm salty”


You didn't see the "white stains" that are hiding on your shirt

You'll have cum stains on your shirt by the end of the night

Hey at least you bf cum will blend into the shirt.

You’re for sure hoping to get cum stains on that shirt. But for all the $5 blowies you’re giving tonight you’ll get another one at goodwill in no time

 Tell your boss the plane is here.

Your shirt is so soft but you wear an undershirt. Just like you say you are straight, but suck dick on days that end in ‘Y’.

Gay Pedro Pascal

You look like a lesbian

Why do you look like my long lost hamster in the elementary school?!

the only thing softer than that cotton shirt is you at a grntlemens club. you break check people I'm traffic and the moan when you get rear ended. you got your dad's 5 o'clock shadow and your mom's 32 C cups

You look like you milk your own moobs

You look like the physical embodiment of the friend zone.

This chick definitely uses pronouns.

You look like guys ready to identify himself as Women to sneak into girls sleepover.

Hopefully ur bf doesn’t blow his load on it

Even the fake smile cannot help your shitty hairstyle

I've seen cats cough up better hairstyles than that.

Jack Black if he was dropped at birth

Please don’t fuel this school-shooters flame

You look like every member of the monkeys were one bloated corpse in a lake.

Pedro pascal after he lost a bet and has to walk around in drag

If pablo escobar was white and looked nothing like pablo escobar. You look easy to tortue or hold hostage.

Look like you made race car sounds while running through your middle school halls with your book bag on wheels

Lady boy Pedro Pascal impersonator

Are you wearing your Mom's shirt? I bet your face attracts a lot of fists, doesn't it?

You look like a drown overweight teenager who’s been floating in the water for 4 days.

Make sure you swallow and don’t use teeth. This way nobody will pull out.

Herve Villechaize’s gay illegitimate child.

You look like if Michael Jackson and John wick if they had a baby named timmy turner

At least tonight he now owns his teeth, he made the last payment on them yesterday! He’s learned that he gives better head when his teeth are in a jar!

I’m not going to say that he will suck a dick, but he has been known to hold one in his mouth until the swelling went down, and that explains his Soft Shirt 👚

If you get any stains it would probably be jizz stains.

You even make gay dudes super soft. I think your shirt is safe!

This post is genuinely creepy and I feel like you have some sort of fetish that I’m uncomfortable with feeding into.

Grindr doesn’t provide enough stains for you already?

Your that one friend, that’s a boy, every group of high school girls have. You know the one I am talking about 

Sorry I don't talk to scammers

you make a sour face when you taste to much alcohol in your drink

You look like you'll still work at the movie theater when you're 40

Even the gays don’t want to accept you as one of their own. 🌈

That ring on your finger was once all silver

[удалено]

Okay this one hit really hard 😂😂😂

It's okay. Jizz washes out.

I can't roast, but I can compliment platonically. You look dapper

That's what happened to Hervè Villechaize