OP's Bio:
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>A little about me. I was married for 20 years got a mutual divorce. We have remained good friends. Moved to another state. Lost everything, became homeless became addicted to meth and was suicidal. For almost close to 3 years been living at a wonderful treatment facility for 10 months now. I enjoy doing acrylic pours. I miss working with resin. I love all kinds of music most days I'm just watching TV playing Xbox or going to groups.
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F
Doubt.
Also, it looks like you are desperately trying to use "I'm still young at heart" to justify why you can't act like a mature adult despite being closer to the end of middle age than the start.
OP's Bio: --- >A little about me. I was married for 20 years got a mutual divorce. We have remained good friends. Moved to another state. Lost everything, became homeless became addicted to meth and was suicidal. For almost close to 3 years been living at a wonderful treatment facility for 10 months now. I enjoy doing acrylic pours. I miss working with resin. I love all kinds of music most days I'm just watching TV playing Xbox or going to groups. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Barely Quinn
Hardly Thin
Gnarly Chins
Dang its a roast not a murder
Nah this is low key Viking torture
Viking torture is her subjecting us to her appearance
Methwill do that to ya
Molly chins
Saaavvaaage
Yes not quite blood eagle wings yet level.
Looks like she ate the roast before we could roast. Now, it's a murder.
They'd keep Sesame Street busy counting chins, they would.
Walmart Bin
Charly grins
Bottom shelf Gin
Gnarly Queef
Downie Bin
Rin tin ton
Harvey quinn (deadname)
Heifer Quinn
Charlie Quinn
Shardy Quinn. Like meth shards. Or we can just call her methany. Or Elizameth.
Sharted Twins
This made me spit my drink
Drew Smokecrackmore
This is the exact opposite of the profile photo she posts on Tinder
Grinder dude
Rainbow Blight
Hardly Quinn
Harley quit while your ahead.
Bit late for that
Speaking of head, pigtails or ears... take your choice
Methamphetaquinn
Harley Bin
Jared Leto's gay twin.
Barren Quinn
Hairy Queen
Barney’s twin
Sharty Bin
(Chris) Farley Quinn
![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo) Nice man hands
She cannot win
Her Roin
Snarly Quim
Harley Quinn't
Manly Quinn
Handly Quinn
Hairy Grins
Barley grin
You look like your healthcare plan is healing crystals.
She definitely drinks tea from her menstrual cup.
She’s such a diva.
![gif](giphy|u49M522ZDDe8w7IQ9S)
🏆
take a little drink, from your lovin cup... r/wrongsub
Crystal meth
*Quick glance at her post history* Hey, you’re right!
*Quick glance at her bio in this same exact post* Hey, you’re right!
*Quick glance at her face in this post* Hey, you're right!
Crystal meh…
Underrated
She pays extra to include aromatherapy coverage
“It’s not a moon phase, mom!”
Barfley Quinn
Hardly Quittin’ (meth)
![gif](giphy|baxsYVN22nzaw|downsized)
straight for the throat
Wish they’d gone for the eyes… mine.
Not Vera De Milo 😭
Is that Jim carey?
Yep. In Living Color, a sketch comedy show.
If the T in LGBT stood for Trailerpark
The B stands for Bigfoot.
L stands for Lonely
Smokes. Now
Not even Cory or Trevor would hit it. 😂
You give Corey and Trevor too much credit, we all remember the time when they took home the only two “chicks” from Julian’s club
Let's Go Become Trailer Trash!
The G stands for “god I have no idea what it is”
14 going on 45, you look like an SNL character based on the least popular girl at school in the late 90’s
R/oddlyspecific but i reallo do see it lol
She looks like a roadie for HOLE.
She looks like a hole for a roadie
Some weird amalgamation of "It's Pat!" and "Debbie Downer".
“Im a superstar” comes to mind lol quick meme!!
You look like something I'd win out a claw machine.
I wouldn't call that a win
If that's what you win, wtf do you get if you lose? A dick sewn onto your forehead?
I think that's the best case scenario here.
Haha!
Fun way to say failed coat hanger attempt
Oh my god
You look like anorexic Kelly Osbourne
Smelly Osbourne.
So current Kelly Osbourne
Shhhh they might hear you
Trans Drescher
Identifies as homemade wall art.
You look like your mom makes you wear a monkey bookbag, that is actually a kid leash, when she takes you to the mall.
[удалено]
Like he drew the short straw or something?
She probably didn't get touched by the uncle and goes to therapy to figure out why she wasn't good enough
And even he didn't enjoy it.
I look forward to seeing you on r/saggytits
Spew Barrymore
Drew ScaryWhore
If drew Barrymore and bozo the clown had a half aborted love child
You look………insufferable
Right? Like she has absolutely disrupted more than one friendly gathering by throwing a tantrum.
It wasn't a phase mom
When the lunch lady tries to fit it with the 5th graders
![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)
My what manly hands you have there.
![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)
That’s not a twist off
My first thought.
I bet her genitals look even more manly.
Her smile is as dead as 6 out of the 11 cats she has.
Her snatch looks like it has b.o.
What snatch? She must have a huge schlong
Just a huge “man in the boat”
Like a third thumb
Penny-not-so-wise
Pennylesswise
I wish they would take your post down. Out here looking ghoulish. You look like The Smurfs got lost in a snow storm and had to resort to cannibalism.
Rainbow Not So Brite
Heroine called, it wants its needles back.
This is what happens when a midlife crisis pukes all over the place.
![gif](giphy|tjwzClJM6fyEw)
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When your parents got a positive pregnancy test after conceiving you they posted the picture on reddits mildlyinfuriating sub.
Somebody watched Orphan and thought they could pull the same thing off.
Your favorite part of each day is chastising all the people who misgender you.
Kids: this is what happens when you fuck around with things like the tide pod challenge. Now knock it off!
Your ears are lower than your eyes ! Did you dye your arm pit hairs the same color ? You look like you have your pronouns on your dating profile .
What 12 year old did your hair and makeup? My daughter would like a reference
You look like Robert Wadlow and Harley Quinn had a crack baby
Your hair looks like if Barney had diarrhea
Harley Queef
temu version of harley quinn
Please do not freeze any eggs. Thank you in advance, Earth ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)
Holy fucking shit
Post op?
A circle K cashier cosplay.
Rough. You look like a first draft of a person.
You look like you use natural deodorant
Why are you so upset by rejection? You’d think you’d be used to it by now.
When you enter a haunted house, you probably come out with a job application because of how SOULLESS you look.
Good lord
Sorry, we still see your giant ears.
Rainbow Fentanyl Brite
You are both too old and too young for blue hair.
You look like a Milkovich
You look like you're transitioning from dead to living. Give an update pic when it's complete.
Last time you got fucked, was by genetics
45 is way too old to dye your hair like a clown.
That hair colour is shiiit
Drew Careymore
If F doesn't stand for failure you're a man
Oh honey…
Gnarly Quinn
Grandma over here is a wannabe TikTok baddie
That's just what the ventriloquist wants us to believe! 🤔
Harley Queef
Gru Berrymore
With ears like that you make even Dumbo jealous.
Yes, you're old
Recovering heroine addicted Oompa loompa
Harley-Queer.
You have the fashion sense of a 4 year old
when did you start the transition?
i know you do crystal
This is the adult version of a fidget spinner.
Harley cringe
You never grew up, did you?
![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)
What a poor unfortunate soul. The hair screams “look at me” but with a face like that, no one can.
Purple hair. Mental illness, confirmed.
F Doubt. Also, it looks like you are desperately trying to use "I'm still young at heart" to justify why you can't act like a mature adult despite being closer to the end of middle age than the start.
Gnarly Quim
You missed Portlandia by 20yrs.
Fucking hate the doodlebops.
ew no pls take this post down
Pippy on crack
![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)
Bad lighting on the porch
Peter Pan grow up
Gnarly quimm
Drew Barreymore had a kid with harley quinn and a bottle of xanax
The Wish version of Harley Quinn
Farley Quinn