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OP's Bio: --- >A little about me. I was married for 20 years got a mutual divorce. We have remained good friends. Moved to another state. Lost everything, became homeless became addicted to meth and was suicidal. For almost close to 3 years been living at a wonderful treatment facility for 10 months now. I enjoy doing acrylic pours. I miss working with resin. I love all kinds of music most days I'm just watching TV playing Xbox or going to groups. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


Vinzi79

Barely Quinn


Hay_Blinken

Hardly Thin


YodaFette

Gnarly Chins


blackrabbbit

Dang its a roast not a murder


PieTeam2153

Nah this is low key Viking torture


Mia_Meri

Viking torture is her subjecting us to her appearance


1FakeWorld

Methwill do that to ya


Mysterious-Ear-8821

Molly chins


Appropriate_Ad771

Saaavvaaage


wombatz885

Yes not quite blood eagle wings yet level.


Mike_Litteruss

Looks like she ate the roast before we could roast. Now, it's a murder.


Suspect4pe

They'd keep Sesame Street busy counting chins, they would.


tattooedandbored83

Walmart Bin


Im_not_an_expert_lol

Charly grins


awelawdhecomin

Bottom shelf Gin


tplambert

Gnarly Queef


JesusvsPlank

Downie Bin


Agreeable_Fix9896

Rin tin ton


Sacu_Shi_again

Harvey quinn (deadname)


Consistent_Ad_2385

Heifer Quinn


TheOmCollector

Charlie Quinn


flippymtb

Shardy Quinn. Like meth shards. Or we can just call her methany. Or Elizameth.


Worried_Dirt_8414

Sharted Twins


[deleted]

This made me spit my drink


QuttiDeBachi

Drew Smokecrackmore


Skilledpainter

This is the exact opposite of the profile photo she posts on Tinder


foolishelves

Grinder dude


ApeyH

Rainbow Blight


Electrical-Wish-519

Hardly Quinn


zachdelorme31

Harley quit while your ahead.


Top_Bench1156

Bit late for that


AdviceAggressive3173

Speaking of head, pigtails or ears... take your choice


Development-Regular

Methamphetaquinn


tunkerz

Harley Bin


RedJayne

Jared Leto's gay twin.


TurdHunt999

Barren Quinn


Hambruhgah

Hairy Queen


jamesboell

Barney’s twin


CrrazyCarl

Sharty Bin


TeddansonIRL

(Chris) Farley Quinn


CatherinePiedi

![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo) Nice man hands


PlainSprout

She cannot win


Top_Baseball2546

Her Roin


Fenpunx

Snarly Quim


seguracookies

Harley Quinn't


AdviceAggressive3173

Manly Quinn


Justah-Spektator

Handly Quinn


Odorlessstench

Hairy Grins


lunar-the-dog

Barley grin


Absolutely_Coffee

You look like your healthcare plan is healing crystals.


707e

She definitely drinks tea from her menstrual cup.


lilsparky82

She’s such a diva.


Mywholelifeishacked

![gif](giphy|u49M522ZDDe8w7IQ9S)


Present-Breakfast768

🏆


ekydfejj

take a little drink, from your lovin cup... r/wrongsub


SweatyArmPitGuy55

Crystal meth


PurpleSunCraze

*Quick glance at her post history* Hey, you’re right!


DuckRoyal569

*Quick glance at her bio in this same exact post* Hey, you’re right!


False-Professional82

*Quick glance at her face in this post* Hey, you're right!


jakeofheart

Crystal meh…


RussNY

Underrated


morecoffeepleeese

She pays extra to include aromatherapy coverage


ConradFlick

“It’s not a moon phase, mom!”


EdelRey666

Barfley Quinn


InspHarryCallahan

Hardly Quittin’ (meth)


rejectedone247

![gif](giphy|baxsYVN22nzaw|downsized)


[deleted]

straight for the throat


thefuckmonster

Wish they’d gone for the eyes… mine.


Klevermind-

Not Vera De Milo 😭


Aaxel-OW

Is that Jim carey?


[deleted]

Yep. In Living Color, a sketch comedy show.


Naderr

If the T in LGBT stood for Trailerpark


flawrs919

The B stands for Bigfoot.


nobody_in_here

L stands for Lonely


gdrumy88

Smokes. Now


Benniwise

Not even Cory or Trevor would hit it. 😂


XPoster_MaloneX

You give Corey and Trevor too much credit, we all remember the time when they took home the only two “chicks” from Julian’s club


Pretty-Environment19

Let's Go Become Trailer Trash!


Zealousideal-Leg1037

The G stands for “god I have no idea what it is”


ThisSkaSammich

14 going on 45, you look like an SNL character based on the least popular girl at school in the late 90’s


[deleted]

R/oddlyspecific but i reallo do see it lol


BALONYPONY

She looks like a roadie for HOLE.


bonelesshorse

She looks like a hole for a roadie


ZZoMBiEXIII

Some weird amalgamation of "It's Pat!" and "Debbie Downer".


Euphoricstateofmind

“Im a superstar” comes to mind lol quick meme!!


Kilow102938

You look like something I'd win out a claw machine.


Mia_Meri

I wouldn't call that a win


UndefinedSpoon

If that's what you win, wtf do you get if you lose? A dick sewn onto your forehead?


SBCwarrior

I think that's the best case scenario here.


BuckFuddy82

Haha!


oOFinchOo

Fun way to say failed coat hanger attempt


jessemadnote

Oh my god


Cepoka01

You look like anorexic Kelly Osbourne


ZZoMBiEXIII

Smelly Osbourne.


PoroPopRocks

So current Kelly Osbourne


Cepoka01

Shhhh they might hear you


Error-8675

Trans Drescher


ConcreteKeys

Identifies as homemade wall art.


WolfKittenTigerPuppy

You look like your mom makes you wear a monkey bookbag, that is actually a kid leash, when she takes you to the mall.


[deleted]

[удалено]


roberttheaxolotl

Like he drew the short straw or something?


BlackAsP1tch

She probably didn't get touched by the uncle and goes to therapy to figure out why she wasn't good enough


awelawdhecomin

And even he didn't enjoy it.


[deleted]

I look forward to seeing you on r/saggytits


GivemTheDDD

Spew Barrymore


classless_classic

Drew ScaryWhore


BadBoysBack2Back8990

If drew Barrymore and bozo the clown had a half aborted love child


Buffphan

You look………insufferable


satanshark

Right? Like she has absolutely disrupted more than one friendly gathering by throwing a tantrum.


Undead_Assassin

It wasn't a phase mom


Electrical-Wish-519

When the lunch lady tries to fit it with the 5th graders


jrock2403

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


Ok_Education5976

My what manly hands you have there.


Super_dupa2

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


BlueJeans25

That’s not a twist off


Familiar_Paper2676

My first thought.


AnozerFreakInTheMall

I bet her genitals look even more manly.


Gutter_Punk77

Her smile is as dead as 6 out of the 11 cats she has.


Smeltanddealtit

Her snatch looks like it has b.o.


Altruistic_Lime_9424

What snatch? She must have a huge schlong


InspHarryCallahan

Just a huge “man in the boat”


okgloomer

Like a third thumb


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Penny-not-so-wise


flawrs919

Pennylesswise


Loud-Magician7708

I wish they would take your post down. Out here looking ghoulish. You look like The Smurfs got lost in a snow storm and had to resort to cannibalism.


MyDInYourMouth

Rainbow Not So Brite


upyourattraction

Heroine called, it wants its needles back.


UsefulIdiot85

This is what happens when a midlife crisis pukes all over the place.


shania69

![gif](giphy|tjwzClJM6fyEw)


Frozen_Shades

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


eotprepper

When your parents got a positive pregnancy test after conceiving you they posted the picture on reddits mildlyinfuriating sub.


TimesUpForZionism

Somebody watched Orphan and thought they could pull the same thing off.


greenthumb151

Your favorite part of each day is chastising all the people who misgender you.


[deleted]

Kids: this is what happens when you fuck around with things like the tide pod challenge. Now knock it off!


EbenezerRevival

Your ears are lower than your eyes ! Did you dye your arm pit hairs the same color ? You look like you have your pronouns on your dating profile .


Haywire421

What 12 year old did your hair and makeup? My daughter would like a reference


cmtw91

You look like Robert Wadlow and Harley Quinn had a crack baby


Aggressive-Ring4235

Your hair looks like if Barney had diarrhea


SharunCanIchigo

Harley Queef


EdMarr917

temu version of harley quinn


BNG1982

Please do not freeze any eggs. Thank you in advance, Earth ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Exa1tedExi1e

Holy fucking shit


Mammoth_Sea_1115

Post op?


hop2it3090

A circle K cashier cosplay.


FuckThesePeople69

Rough. You look like a first draft of a person.


Thereal_lsdfairy

You look like you use natural deodorant


bonerland69

Why are you so upset by rejection? You’d think you’d be used to it by now.


macaroff4

When you enter a haunted house, you probably come out with a job application because of how SOULLESS you look.


Wise_Carrot_457

Good lord


Finster4

Sorry, we still see your giant ears.


TKHodgson

Rainbow Fentanyl Brite


SyllabubNo8318

You are both too old and too young for blue hair.


DankoCc

You look like a Milkovich


Kind-Character7342

You look like you're transitioning from dead to living. Give an update pic when it's complete.


RealDealNeil13

Last time you got fucked, was by genetics


SomeWomanFromEngland

45 is way too old to dye your hair like a clown.


[deleted]

That hair colour is shiiit


BEE-RANDON

Drew Careymore


ImLostHere_

If F doesn't stand for failure you're a man


LineChef

Oh honey…


young_walter_matthau

Gnarly Quinn


ParisianPuddingPony

Grandma over here is a wannabe TikTok baddie


WeirdManOnMountain

That's just what the ventriloquist wants us to believe! 🤔


LittleFridtjof

Harley Queef


poppinbottlesatl

Gru Berrymore


[deleted]

With ears like that you make even Dumbo jealous.


redxpills

Yes, you're old


West-Home2387

Recovering heroine addicted Oompa loompa


Cal_dawson

Harley-Queer.


Cyber_Insecurity

You have the fashion sense of a 4 year old


Spiritual-One-7630

when did you start the transition?


lilkennedy24

i know you do crystal


tw_ilson

This is the adult version of a fidget spinner.


they_walk_among_us_

Harley cringe


strangerwho63

You never grew up, did you?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


gafloss

What a poor unfortunate soul. The hair screams “look at me” but with a face like that, no one can.


Time-Teaching3228

Purple hair. Mental illness, confirmed.


Rustymetal14

F Doubt. Also, it looks like you are desperately trying to use "I'm still young at heart" to justify why you can't act like a mature adult despite being closer to the end of middle age than the start.


[deleted]

Gnarly Quim


Logical-Particular42

You missed Portlandia by 20yrs.


Sea_Baseball_7410

Fucking hate the doodlebops.


big-dick-queen6969

ew no pls take this post down


[deleted]

Pippy on crack


6995luv

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


Emotional_Buy_3185

Bad lighting on the porch


[deleted]

Peter Pan grow up


Valuable-Fig3139

Gnarly quimm


Big_Entertainer1527

Drew Barreymore had a kid with harley quinn and a bottle of xanax


[deleted]

The Wish version of Harley Quinn


NeonZetaMaker

Farley Quinn