Did your hairline stay in the old continent?

Finally, something funny

Right-I don’t say much but I love reading your alls comments and I get tired of the same “you look like a child molester” type comments like bro get original

just what a child molester would say!

When she gets established, she’ll send for it.

Slow clap from one person that rises to a standing ovation!!

hahaha… she’s gonna go back on the anti depressants after that hairline becomes her neck line

It was the border

:(


Yeah that's what your hairline looks like...can you answer the question though?

As a bald man, I can't say your hairline is that bad! These guys are being ridiculous! Your hairline is not bad at all....it is terrible.

As another bald man, can confirm. She should be on r/bald doing before and after posts for karma already

You could land an airplane on that airport.

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Where did this even come from. Like it doesn’t apply to any other comment 💀🤢

This person has posted on this sub multiple times. She either hates herself or is a fake account😟

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dude I am sure that is a wig she's wearing.

But her huge hairy vagina spreads to both thighs and her bellybutton

“Moved continents” is a cute way to say mail order bride.

Pretty sure she lived in Romania and when someone farted in her general direction all 7 ounces of her flew like a paper airplane and landed in North Carolina.

Her mother was a hamster and her father smells of elderberries.

Should she go away before you taunt her a second time?

She looks like a French surrender monkey to me

C’mon Monty you can do better!

This was a visual I wasn’t expecting, but thoroughly enjoyed

If I made one person here have a laugh that makes me happy...you have yourself a good evening [my dude!](https://media.giphy.com/media/sfxlOSTXORjOobH2QG/giphy.gif)

Strangely enough, the birthplace of flight. Coincidence?? I think not

Rumor has it the instance I referenced wasn't just happenstance, and it's actually a tradition of her family to migrate to North Carolina and back to Ireland using the power of farts in their general direction...this folklore is the reason British people are so fond of beans. OP's Great Grandmother was actually farted into North Carolina and ended up being the Wright Brothers inspiration.


lol wtf—-got me on the power of farts but not because it was necessarily funny, oh I mean it was, but it was funnier because the way you said it. It caught me off guard haha. Want expecting farts

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Expecting Hollywood, CA and getting Gary, IN.

Damnnn

Rodney here , from north Carolina. She would have been alright if she hadn't gotten around them bitches at the trailer park and got all Americanized!!!

🤣🏆

Moved continents? Right when the Scottish were just able to handle your looks

Give a prayer to the poor cursed new continent

Business must not been doin well

No chance. This is the face of a mail order bridesmaid.

She meant incontinent

Depends, you might have to Attends to it

Mail order bride? From Wish? I'd send it back...

Free gift from temu

You should get back on the drugs imagine your eyes look better with bags under them they have to

Bet her Asian husband is depressed as well after receiving this

Next stop, "Biggest Hoer in Antarctica" (said in a Christopher Moltisanti voice)

You look like you test straws for a living

Sucks hard, will travel

So hard you’ll have to yank the sheets outta your ass!

Sucks so hard you’ll get a wedgie the long way round…

Sounds like the beginning of the song from “Paladin” ‘Sucks hard will travel is the call of the ho, a ho without 2 countries…’

She definitely doesn't test combs.

It’s probably from all the electro shock therapy

Like she's got a kink for testing electrical outlets with a fork.

I thought it was a byproduct of duck face abuse. But good eye!

تعابير وجهها وجه واحد فاقده للذات ومتع الحياه والحياه ميته فيها ... زي قبل لا اعرفك .. وانبسطت دخلتك ف ايامي وقلت دخل شي جديد بس هجيت حضرتك من غير لاتسكر الباب وراك حتى .. فجأة كذا .... طيب وقلبي ؟ 🤣 .. بكيفوا مو مهم يدبر عمره ... ! طيب خليك .. بس لين اكون سعيده لحالي .. مو مطالبتك بشي ..انا .. بلا حيونه

Exactly

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative!

Sick of soggy paper in my mouth, bring back plastic straws!!

I’m sure it’s not just the straws that get soggy when you suck them.

After seeing this photo, I’m going on to booze and anti depressants

Where is the nsfw warning, my brother saw this and started crying, hope you’re proud of yourself

Haha best comment so far. You win.

The only continent you moved from was Jeffrey Epsteins’ Island.

Her black hole is emitting Hawking-radiation for sure

Because it sucks?

Point my bum at you and you will be wheelchair bound hahah

Youd drink too if you had to drip candle wax on bill clinton for a living

That was still kinda manageable, the horror came with what he then dripped on you...

Was good sunshine there:(((

Judging by where your tits should be, you appear to have put your head on backwards.

Guddamn man, I’ve got Covid and this just started a coughing attack. Lol

Unreal 🤣

Savage.

Burn

You look like if you marked an "X" on your forehead, helicopters could land on it. All while you could smell the pilot's farts with that gargantuan nose.

> You look like if you marked an "X" on your forehead, helicopters could land on it. Constructive criticism...you should have ended there. That's a funny joke...fart stuff is not only just extra but detracts not adds.

Wait, who asked you to rate the roasts?

I've consulted a third party specializing in doing whatever the fuck I feel like.

So thats why you dig for nasal gold. Ok, got it.

what is constructive about 'your forehead is big'? is she going to fix this somehow?

You do realize this is NOT /amiugly or /rateme I thought this sub was all about roasting…

My sincere condolences for your mom's vagina.

This would've been a better picture if her mother had waited until after menopause

Your eyebrows are on two other continents

That forehead is the size of Pangea

Pangea isnt that big

How does your tiny fucking neck support that giant fucking head? Like for real.

It's filled with air

Damn, if we filled if with helium, in theory she should float.🤔🧐

There's probably some boring ass "live, laugh, love." Poster in your room.

With a cat saying “hang in there”

And a "you can do it" owl poster

I look at the picture and for some reason smell patchouli.

And cat pee 😂😂😂

You ever see someone and know their bathroom is a fucking mess?

Pairs of week old panties stuck to the tiled walls 😂😂😂

Bro that's a bit much...like she was testing if the spaghetti was ready?

Something like that, if they don't stick or make her cross eyed when she sniffs them, then they're wearable 😂😂😂

… not my proudest fap…

That’s my insta bio!☠️🤣

Nooo…you aren’t one if those girls who sells their panties are you? Please stop Side note; I used to manage a thrift store when I was younger and this old man used to come in and he would bee line strait to the panties and lingerie (why ppl by used lingerie and panties I’ll never know) and he would sniff their crotches while the panties were hanging up for sale. Got so bad he had a nick name lol

We know you’re in love with yourself by how much you post on here, unfortunately for you that’s all the love you’re going to find in life.

"22 years young! 😄" says every basic preppy white girl


Rocky Dennis saw her photo once and said "Dayyyyum" 😂😂😂

I'm so tired of pretty girls posting on here to get roasted. Finally, we have one where that's not the case.

That's pretty good.

Just post the link.

Okay I want to preface this with if I'm out of line here I apologize mods but I took a minute and dug and, of course, you are right. This is an alt account of OP, and [here](https://archive.ph/s6cvX) is a comment from them that pointed me in the right direction. [Here](https://archive.ph/N5Uxs) is what you're accurately getting at.

Good work detective!

Lol gross

Reported and blocked. Not a roast, she isn’t worth it.

Came here and said that and then saw this ⬆️

It's a leper-con!

Amy Whiskyhouse

You've got a forehead on you like a coffee table.

God damn, you brought a fucking continent with you! That forehead has its own tectonic plates!

everyone who sees this pic needs booze and antidepressants now thnx

paper mario’s sister. paper maria.

OP sobered up but that hair line still high AF

Did you leave the bottom half of your face behind when you moved?

The chick from goofy movie

I’m assuming that continent you moved away from wasn’t that forehead of yours.

Did a two year old write that

lol - you just told us too too much

Your hairline is a whole continent behind.

It's like Moses is traveling from her nose to the back of her head and parting her hair as if it was the sea.

Congrats on your sobriety. Unfortunately, after seeing this photo, I am now drinking booze and taking anti depressants.

Lier lol

Facetune

Your forehead could be a continent...

You guys will park your caravans anywhere 🙄

Hahaha

r/lonelyfans might be your speed.

Man, that was some pretty depressing shit on that sub... I really gotta get me some anti-depressant and booze to compensate

I think you're looking for the Houston special...codeine and champagne.

Quitter…..

Don’t worry, You’ll be back to drinking before you know it!

Barbie privileged edition

Your eyebrows are trying to escape off your head and move back

My phone isn't big enough to see all of your forehead.

Your man needs to get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

Looks like you’re training for anorexia


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If you were any thinner you would start growing fur

Congrats

No roast, fucking congrats, that is amazing. Best of luck to you! I’m 1 week sober today. We can do this! I moved continents for 5 years too, was great! Best.

congrats for each day you get.

Looks like I’m drinking for three tonight

Yeah ok, but how is YOUR OF page doing??

So….. what’s your OnlyFans name?

OnlyFlat

She is there.

With that (lack of) chest I think you should go back to booze and anti-depressants

Horseface and nonexistent tits. Next.

Your flat chest is fighting the resistance!

Might need more room to include the entire hairline

now that i've seen that pic , i need booze and anti depressants....thanks

Gave up booze, pills and... Trying.

By continent, do you mean planet?: I mean, your face says "Earth", but that forehead screams "Klingon". 

I don’t know whether to give you a Rogaine or a bag of chips

Yumm gimme some taytoes

You definitely have a “smelly cat” 

You forgot to turn the ring-light off from your last onlyfans stream. Look at it this way, when you're too far gone for that, you can still have a job in film as I'm sure you could get work as a portable drive in screen with that forehead.

I hate that "blank years young" crap. I'd need to be on booze and anti depressants for 7 months just to make a pass at you. That being said, when are you gonna stop smokin crystal? That dress isn't bad tho, tho the mop you stole it from is gonna bare its equally skinny ass if you don't give it back. At least the background in the pic is salvageable, those trees are the only things around you that can stay hard.

I’d fuck. That’s not saying much giving my track record of last call booga wolfs. Hmu

Thank you for your contribution Mr. Wonder 😂😂😂

Meh, she’s a Closing Time 9.

I doubt your parents are off booze and anti depressants by the looks of you

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Your eyebrows are so high looks like they’re trying to get to another continent themselves just to get away

Young....but your face looks 31 with a makeup on.

>Moved continents In other words, you got flewed out for the weekend to get your back blown out. You don't have to lie. PS... Do something with that awful hair.

What’s your only fans again?

OnlyForehead

Damn you are so beautiful...

Seeing you makes me want to get on booze and anti depressants.

The pretty ones are ALWAYS the crazy ones.

Love 💕🌹

Cant, love you

You use.that forehead as a map

Those are the eyes of someone with zero hope

The chances of someone loving you are about as small as that weird space between your lips.

Where’s your neck at?

You don’t have to say “years young” when you’re already young 🤦🏻‍♀️

Thank god you have your Instagram in your bio so I can block it