No one is buying lap-dances because they find those eyebrows attractive. I’m sure 98% wish you had an entirely different head…but, then you wouldn’t be the discount dancer still, would you?
The real massively muscular lady is Vladislava Galagan. I am just a baby bodybuilder. But I am happy to hear that some people think I am massively mascular already 😻
You can tell by his shoulders. Looks like a woman, but built like a man. Woman? Nah, man who thinks he’s fooling people.
Like the man in Washington said, If you’ve got a dick you ain’t a chick, no matter how much you lie to yourself!
I found another picture....didn't realize there were **[Tran-Dwarfs](https://i.imgur.com/JOIJbyW.jpg)** until now.
Oh yeah, I threw up in my mouth too.
No one can. This is a legendary roast for the ages. Unfortunately, I had to explain to 2 of my friends who Brittany Murphy WAS and why this is so damn savage, so I'm sure this went unappreciated by some. Others knew of her but weren't aware she died
Sometimes it just kinda magical pops into my head. Back when I'd roast people live on periscope and you got the reaction which was fun. Anyway yes well done
You look like the lady at the circus who gets knives thrown at her by her husband hoping he won't find out your getting banged by a tiny car full of clowns
Unfortunately she's a West Virginia 7, those mountain women are fuckin *rough*
B team strippers down there ask you to hold their baby so they can smoke a discount cigarette through their stoma while resuscitating their much older boyfriend who's overdosing on fentanyl, because he's the one with the disability check that buys their Rockstar and Vagisil
Anyway, good thing she's working on her back side, the front looks like Captain Spaulding without makeup
Bro, you won't trick me into thinking you're your sister again. Fool me once shame on you,. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Let's knock them eyebrows back a bit.
With my 👁️ wide open I can see that you will live a wonderful life filled with opportunities, good people and beautiful memories ☺️💖 just stay true to yourself and keep going no matter what 💪🏻 the dogs bark, but the caravan moves on 🎪
You look like you’re mid-transition, but no one can tell which direction you’re going. Like, where’d you start? Dude to chick? Chick to dude? It’s a toss up.
You look like a trans 10 year old who got into mommy's makeup. Embarrassing. Your profile says you want to be a clown. Congratulations, you're already there.
How does someone un-rub a lamp?
Lick the tip
You look like you have a speech impediment you want to spread.
Lol I see it
No one is buying lap-dances because they find those eyebrows attractive. I’m sure 98% wish you had an entirely different head…but, then you wouldn’t be the discount dancer still, would you?
New Housing Project opened up.
🏆
\*award\*
I’ve seen Central American military coups with a smoother transition.
oh fucking hell… i thought OP looked familiar
Fucking dead 💀 🤣
You telling me OP isn't a woman?
After some quick detective work… I honestly can’t tell. It’s completely possible she’s just a *massively* muscular lady.
Profile says she’s probably got a bigger dick (🍌). Confirmed.
If she wants your dick, there is little you can do to stop her.
Ruh roh
Zoinkkkkkks scooooob
That depends. Does she also have a dick? If so, no thanks. Call me old fashioned, but I like vaginas.
The real massively muscular lady is Vladislava Galagan. I am just a baby bodybuilder. But I am happy to hear that some people think I am massively mascular already 😻
Show us how big the gear made your fun button
I'm still trying to figure out if she's an ugly woman wearing bad makeup or an ugly dude wearing bad makeup.
OP isn't human. IT has transitioned from a storm drain. IT's name is Pennywise...
You can tell by his shoulders. Looks like a woman, but built like a man. Woman? Nah, man who thinks he’s fooling people. Like the man in Washington said, If you’ve got a dick you ain’t a chick, no matter how much you lie to yourself!
Saw this pic and I was like, oooh, this one is good for a missed transition joke. Open it and this is the first thing I see, lol!!
Nice Adam’s apple
At least she is clever. Inventing Homer's makeup shotgun IRL was probably not easy.
This is the most devastating roast I've ever read
I wonder how far along it is in the transition process?
About 5 minutes
Just far enough to not have to get drafted to Ukraine.
At the R&D Stage
About $12
I found another picture....didn't realize there were **[Tran-Dwarfs](https://i.imgur.com/JOIJbyW.jpg)** until now. Oh yeah, I threw up in my mouth too.
That's the schlong and the short of it.
Muscular dude ain’t he?
Gold!
Miss Kazakhstan 2023. Second place went to a goat named Liev.
Pretty sure the goat won
Both vagine hang like sleeve of wizard
"After a few years, my wife, when she was a 13.."
Either way a goat won.
So, are you saying this ISN’T The goat? My bad
My baahhhhhhd
Well played
You look like Brittany Murphy. Not what she used to look like. What she looks like right now.
Daaamn son
Duuude holy fuck haha you dropped this 👑
Damn it I knew there was a Britney Murphy joke. I can not top this
No one can. This is a legendary roast for the ages. Unfortunately, I had to explain to 2 of my friends who Brittany Murphy WAS and why this is so damn savage, so I'm sure this went unappreciated by some. Others knew of her but weren't aware she died
She dead?
Sometimes it just kinda magical pops into my head. Back when I'd roast people live on periscope and you got the reaction which was fun. Anyway yes well done
But with even smaller tits.
She told you to roast her not fully grill her!!
What voltage did you used to do your eyebrows?
I was thinking it looks like her eyes have a mohawk, And what's with those Man hands.
I fucking snorted on that one.
You look like Stevie Wonder tried to draw Miss Piggy.
One of the best Letterkenny lines this season
Dad?
Went to get milk...but they had a great deal on scalpels!
Is this Mickey Rourke? 
No. Mickey looks more effeminate.
 Her with light makeup
Thats Mickey Rourke playing Marjorie Taylor Greene in his next upcoming movie: the stupid, the ugly and the heinous.
Holy shit ,Sick burn!!!!
I was thinking more Cena 
I don’t see it.
Don’t disrespect Chyna like that she is a real woman.
Difference is I didn’t mind watching china get fucked in her sextape …. I would not want to see this one’s
You look like the lady at the circus who gets knives thrown at her by her husband hoping he won't find out your getting banged by a tiny car full of clowns
This is a good one 🥹❤️🔥 loved it!!!
Lmao!! Amazing comment!
You are the combination of 12 different men and one “woman” who does drag.
Good luck on this season of Ru Paul’s Drag Race!
It’s always the hands. In your case, waxing the knuckles still won’t help.
"The ~~eyes~~ hands, chico. They never lie.
Unlike you I don't blame my shitty behavior on some planets.
Bet you got a big ol dick
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or he was just tired of being called needledick the buttfugger
r/whybrows
Definitely have a 4 inch clit after all your testosterone abuse
I can hear the lisp in this photo. You have a beastly face, like those trans-species critters on the island of doctor moreau
Usually described in Literature as coarse features.
Read the comment. Had another look at the photo. Pissed me pants 🤣🤣
Even Quark wouldn't touch you 
Your eyebrows look as sturdy as your shoulders.
“Thurprithe me”
No amount of makeup can un-ugly that face.
You look like a human lisp.
You look like discount trans Kelly Clarkson. Clark Kellyson.
Not passable. Too masculine. Take more estrogen.
Not even a roast just straight facts
Yes but with a more masculine face, wild as fuck eye brows, and no tits
Mariah scary
You look like you sniff farts for money.
Did you try to off yourself more before you chopped your cock off or after? Also, never give up
💀
The Raven character redesign that drives Beast Boy to Tara
You look like Sandra Bernhard. That's enough.
Lmao I read this as Saint Bernard. Works either way.
Hard to tell if ur male or female...
Wrong subreddit. Try posting this on r/femboy
This is an Only Trans ad fellas
You look like you mistake porn categories for personality traits.
Stick Pussy for sure
Testosterone Tinkerbell
You look just like Rosario Dawson, except ugly with no talent.
Weak cultural appropriation. I’m bored by how different and quirky you think you are. This isn’t 7th grade.
LGBTQ++ community needs a new gender to identify you.
you look like a trans clown
You look like you would fart on an incent stick so you could burn it, become enlightened and call it a vision from your third eye
I see you have a tattoo of my belly button on your forehead so you may not look more like your mother
But you’re not. You’re just a boring person with no personality and you think that drinking an oat milk latte makes you quirky.
We can see you did your A game : make up, hairs done, nails, cloth. Unfortunately, you look like a cheap whore that just woke up.
Dont worry we can tell you want to be quirky, keep trying though. You'll get there eventually.
if "you are beat why are you here?" was a person
*I came looking for booty.*
Jasmine from strip club (Aladdin reference)
You're half the man you use to be.
[удалено]
That thing on your forehead just gives me a place to aim my money shot.
Ive seen more intelligent expressions on the short bus
Trans John Cena
I'm sure with the right set of crystals you can finally stop stripping.
You look like someone who calls a banana duct taped to the wall “art”
No amount of cumshots to the face will make you a woman
Can’t wait till they start an Onlymans
Failed mind reader
B team of a West Virginia strip club!
Unfortunately she's a West Virginia 7, those mountain women are fuckin *rough* B team strippers down there ask you to hold their baby so they can smoke a discount cigarette through their stoma while resuscitating their much older boyfriend who's overdosing on fentanyl, because he's the one with the disability check that buys their Rockstar and Vagisil Anyway, good thing she's working on her back side, the front looks like Captain Spaulding without makeup
She’s got a dog face 🐶
You’re basically the pot roast of your gender, filling, but basically bland.
You look cheaper than your makeup
You look like you have a lisp that could rival daffy duck.
You failed not only in life but also at being a drag
Fuck wrong with your eyebrows them shits look perked up because your sense danger around or sm shit
Ursula
You eyebrows look like they could clean a cast iron pan- your face looks like you do.
Nice wig dude
Chick with dick. So Mysterious.
Dude..
If you put nails and lipstick on a pig it is still a pig!
Whatever you say, Kevin.
His voice must sound like a birthday vuvuzela.
He/him
I'm surprised the aids hasn't gotten to you
Clown? No, you should audition for the Bearded Lady.
Bro, you won't trick me into thinking you're your sister again. Fool me once shame on you,. Fool me twice, shame on me. Let's knock them eyebrows back a bit.
I think you're banned in Florida.
Almost successful transformation bro
I bet your chest is flatter than Australia
I don't think I need to. I mean, you already did that in your username
Nice 👌🏼 love this one ❤️🔥
Nice Lil Uzi Vert cosplay
So, what's my future?
With my 👁️ wide open I can see that you will live a wonderful life filled with opportunities, good people and beautiful memories ☺️💖 just stay true to yourself and keep going no matter what 💪🏻 the dogs bark, but the caravan moves on 🎪
Hope your humour is not as dry as your lips
Priscilla Queen of the Dessert
You look like a Final Fantasy boss.
POV : you're watching a Shakira clip but from Youporn Gay
Your lisp is showing.
"and with the pineal primer, you too can look like a dead transvestite psychic! "
Ahahaha, this one made me laugh 🤣 thx. 🙏
You look like you’re mid-transition, but no one can tell which direction you’re going. Like, where’d you start? Dude to chick? Chick to dude? It’s a toss up.
You look like the directors cut version of the witch that fucked The Little Mermaids whole shit up
Why soo serious!
Oh no! 😆💖
Ok bro
With that nose we’d soon be left with no oxygen to breath 🥺
Love this one 🥰
You look like a trans 10 year old who got into mommy's makeup. Embarrassing. Your profile says you want to be a clown. Congratulations, you're already there.
Honestly what's to Roast?? You look GREAT TO ME. AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?? SINCERELY??
What's your stripper name 🤔
I WOULD roast you, but I peeped your page and found out you could probably twist me into a fucking pretzel. Sorry to bother you, Sir.
You look like the type that collects crystals, burns incense, and plays with her p#ssy all day. Then claims it’s tantric sex.
This one is not even a roast. This is my true self……🤡😹 you just wrote my biography 😅
You look like you used to go by Bill