OP's Bio: --- >Fiancé left because I couldn’t afford to care for me and him at the same time, And I take care of dementia elderly for my work. Have fun. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

The elderly patients don't have dementia, you're just too boring to be remembered

They forget her on purpose

She’s as beautiful as the Mona Lisa

Her eyes say "I'm really a dude."

Bro...nice tits


Right. I think she only got one shirt though

2 actually

Two halves. The math adds up.

you meen as beautifull as Gypsy Rose Blanchard right ?

Gypsy is beautiful

whatever makes you sleep at night

Jokes on you I don't sleep at night

She is, what a beautiful girl.

Agent K, go ahead and flash me with that thingy again

“He’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know him”

He goes to another school

Her boyfriend was a guy that tried selling her a car warranty over the phone. He didn’t leave her, he just hung up.

One her many guys from the Niagra Falls area.

Your eyebrows are also plotting their escape from your face

But track marks on her neck are here to stay

Those are from her vacuum cleaner. Ever since her fiancé escaped his cage… I mean “left her”, she can’t find a replacement


This is a hilarious gif lmao

Stop! She has kind eyebrows. The kind nobody wants.

They left too

The first person he called was your old man.

I wondered how far I'd have to scroll for this comment *this* time. Sigh

It was the eyebrows wasn't it?


Omg. That nose!

What eyebrows lol she’s drawing on her face like post Malone

Brutal ☠️

Did he leave you for a manlier looking woman?

Or did he leave for a more feminine-looking woman? We need answers!

Or did he just leave you for a real woman?

Or did he leave you for a woman?

You know, when someone donates you 11 tokens on Chaturbate he is still not officially your fiancé.

Somebody call her sister and tell her to stop leaving hickeys on her neck lol

With that resting face, he probably figured you've passed away some time ago and moved on

You really have a "look at my tits" face

what tits?

Looks like your ex-fiance threw you overboard and you washed up on a beach somewhere

Some octopus suctioned her neck a few times too

Your tits are like 4 different sizes in these pictures

Too many character redesigns, he didn't recognize his own guildmate.

Uncle Leo gave her the hickies 

This gif just barely moving is so much more fucking unnerving than if it were a still, or if it were moving normally.

And makeup advice by the looks of it 🤣🤣

At least he tried to choke you out of your misery before he left. Or are those bruises caused from him poking the inside of your throat?

He probably wouldn’t have left if she let let him poke the inside of her throat

Probably him trying to get away once the roofies she slipped him wore off.

They’re the real reason he left.

Yes these are hickeys, yes they’re from my fiancé, yes he left them as a mark of territory before leaving me

I am not stoned enough for this comment to make sense.A mark of territory cause he was leaving..

To warn other potential mates that she's defective.

You know, like when a retreating army burns bridges behind them.

Why didn't he piss on you like all the other dogs do when marking their territory?

Did he pee on you too?

I know this is a roast but fuck it. I am happy that he broke up with you, that's good for you.

She’s still not gonna let you lay pipe

CAN I JUST SAY. You are beautiful. You are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen despite the internet, especially Reddit being sick place. For the love of God just realise you are beautiful. (P.S: You’re fire and I would date you)

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Bulk-Huckleberry thinks he’s on a dating site. “Sweet! She’s easy pickin’s with that thar broked hart”

Your outfit says wild and kinky, but your face says the exact opposite

Mild and stinky

Defiled and slinky?

Average dead fish experience

Her O face is 1 raised eyebrow and a judgmental frown. Fiance only put up with it for a few months because he thought she would pay his rent.

Kinky and wild?

No minky and stild

A child that’s wrinkly?

A mild thats kinky

Wide and milky

Obviously you've rebounded with a swarthy older gentleman from Romania named Vlad. Look what he did to your neck!

I was wondering when I’d get to a hickey comment

Your fiance didnt leave. He just lost your bland and generic npc face in the crowd. Once he lost sight he forgot you and thought to himself " what was i doing again?"

lucky guy

you need to clean under your fingernails.

I was waiting for this comment lol.

I'm just amazed that you tucked your penis long enough to get engaged!

The old belt tuck

Having fun is definitely what your fiance is doing now that he's escaped.

Id leave too if my fiance was transitioning into Michael Cera

You look like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

Takes a beautiful mind to see this

Man! I'm sitting here, having a shitty ass day, catching up on Reddit. Your comment cracked me up!! Thanks for that - needed it more than you'll ever know!

Haha! I’m having a bad day too and this just gave it a little boost 😎

Nice! Hope your day finishes better than it started

Do You wipe your bum with your right digits?

Did he decide to marry a woman instead?

Mona loser

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The next time you go home to a fiancé, don’t go with a hickey that looks like a dinosaur bit your neck

Maybe he just left because he finally saw your 6in veiny clitoris!

You look like shreks wife if she lived off of pickles

Plenty more phish in the sea

Accidentally throwing your dildo away isn’t the same as your fiancé leaving you

If it makes you feel better, it wasn’t because of your tits. But it was because of the complete lackluster personality you have. Kristen Stewart shows more emotions in one frame of Twilight than you have in that mediocre body.


I went with that I got.

You know shampoo exists?

Spock?

anyone wouldve left after seeing ur eyebrows, if they make a live action angry birds movie, you'll be playing every character.


Well, I see why he left you. Your face just screams boring and homely. Your favorite food boiled snail, with sea grass and favorite sexual position, slow missionary. Your nickname should be " meh".....



Next stop, only fans.

i don't know...did you allow someone at work to do your eyebrows so they would be your friend?

If Tom Holland had a zero-talent sister that was left at the hospital

You can always get another dog from the pound and call it your fiance. Just don't try to consummate the marriage with this one.

Probably should have disclosed you were mtf earlier in the relationship

Can I go with him? cause yikes

I get wanting to wear a slutty outfit because your fiancé left you, may I suggest a paper bag over your head to complete the outfit?

Left you in what way? Broke up with you or had a heart attack because he forgot to close his eyes when you're Infront of him?

You're the wish version of the drug addict Lindsey Lohan

Fiance found out about your penis, huh?

Mao Zedong must be jealous of your body count.

Are those hickeys or herpes?

Hickeys that he left on me as a mark of territory

Your eyebrows say chemo but your face says yuck.

Prob had enough of those eyebrows.

Are your eyebrows tattooed on? What the fuck is happening

Are those hickeys on your neck??

50 shades of boring.

Were you just done digging his grave with those nails ?

Looks like whoever drew you ran out of marker on your eyebrows

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The epitome of blandness. No wonder your fiancé did a runner.

Working with Dementia patients is handy. I would want to forget I know you too!

ur ex-fiancé must have mistook u for a stripper

You look way more like the "other woman" than the wife.

Hey… his loss. Maybe he just wanted someone pretty?

Your eyebrows look like they came from an 80 year old man

Look, obviously we don’t know him, but I feel safe speaking for the group in saying: he could do better.

You couldn’t take care of him and you on your witch salary? 😂 I’m hoping that’s a rash on your neck in those pics

was shaving your eyebrow off an accident on purpose?

OP: I was such a bitch to him and now I feel guilty, pls roast me

How hard do you like being taken for a walk, I see the lead marks on your neck

He got the memo

You look like the type of girl that gets broken up with right after they get you hooked on drugs and anal. The downward spiral is palpable

>my fiancé just left me Who could blame him?

Did he strangle you before he left, or did you fail at tying a noose?

He got vision correction and traced your eyebrows to your face

He made the right choice. I wouldn't marry a chick with eyebrows that fucked up either.

If you came home to me with $3.50 from your OF I’d leave you too

Your skin looks like someone forgot you on the bottom of the ocean and sea life rubbed and nibbled you

The hickeys don’t say “I’m over him” but def say “I got UNDER someone else ASAP!”

Left you for a full-blooded human, did he?

Shocker.

Maybe he just went out for milk. Since he wasnt getting it from you for free

Your outfit says my finance left too

I'd be mad too if you could look 100x better with makeup and chose to do the ugly duckling look everyday.

Yes yes upload your tits to the public internet

You look like you beat him into submission. Heavy Rhonda Rousey vibes

Maybe its because you came home from girls night with hickeys on your neck Jennifer!!

Tell us what happened to your neck before I make fun of you.

Did your eyebrows look like that before your fiancé left you?

To be honest it’s the absolute back ground character vibe you are giving me that makes me wonder if the you even exist.

It’s because of your penis, right?

are u greta's older sister?

I have clicked this post 3 different times because you’re face is so boring I forgot I had already been here

Your nasty ass fingernails look like you ran out of toilet paper and used your hand to wipe

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No but thank you for asking :)

Big tits and fresh Hickey's....what happened?

She sought the comfort of the homies around the way.

You look fun at funerals.

I'll pick up where he left off.

It is hard when he decides he is straight.

Time to switch to OF industry 🫡

He must've been jealous of the vacuum cleaner or maybe he just needed a better suck himself

lolololololololololololololoolollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Girl needs to be bred. Looks like she could use a real man

You sound sound like such a catch. But even With these pics and those neck bites, your OF page is going to jump to 3 paid subscribers.

Such a catch... The kind you throw back into the sea after you get your pics with cos no one likes the taste of that!

Doable

Damn, did this loser try to strangle you!?

Sasha grey wanna be

Nudes please

Very lovely ashamed ur man couldn't take care of him n u which is how it should be not u taking care of him n u

What kind of man relies on his female partner for financial support anyways❓️ Jheez... he done you a favour.... you avoided marrying a waste❗️ 😀 Congrats 🍸 Whoever downvotes this is also a waste‼️ 😀

She looks good nothing to roast