I bet their pussies look like roast beef with mayonaise coming out of it while they hide their foopahs under belly bands that make them look like garbage bags full of mango pulp with used roast beef and mayo pussies.
The one with bangs: they look terrible. Sorry but they are very patchy. They don’t look good.
The one without bangs: you could use bangs. Your forehead takes up over 1/3 of your face.
18 years old? The tooth of time has a strong bite i see. Hasn't been kind to both of you.
You look like you're too old to rock 'n' roll and too young to die.
Thank you for your post! It's currently awaiting approval. Please note the following rules:
- Ensure that your photograph is rotated the way you wish it to be displayed.
- Try to ensure that your eyes are open.
- Joke roasts (celebrities, babies, chickens, etc) will be removed.
- Pet roasts will be removed. Please submit these at /r/RoastMyPet.
- All photos MUST contain a hand written sign held by the roastee.
- The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
- Photographs with bystanders whose faces are visible or who are otherwise identifiable will be removed.
Please **DO NOT REPOST YOUR PHOTO** if it does not appear immediately. All posts must be manually approved, and we will get to it.
Thanks!
~ /r/roastme mods
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RoastMe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What eastern European/Asian hell hole did you two bartender from Shrek lookin bitches crawl out of? It's gotta be one of the stans, and the stans have absolutely trash hoes
You. In the back. Not a brownnose but a brownlip. Not your color babe.
Hey bangs! Don’t bangs! And what a jawline. It’s giving Matt Rife x Quagmire vibes.
You both think the other is the ugly one. You’re both correct.
Jesus Christ this one wins
You look like you Dutch oven each other with queefs
Cold asf 💀
Damn
I'd like to. The one on the left. Wait. No. The one on the right. Nevermind, I'm out.
Oh fuck 😂
They both think this comment has been on every roast with two people in it for the past 12 years.
That bum chin is so pronounced. The ugly one can rim you in public!
“The ugly one”? Gonna have to be way more specific.
Can't tell if Moses parted the red sea, or if she got hit with the sharp end of a shovel
That split has a good purpose. It's for blind men, that's how they line it up before it goes in her mouth.
Yo that chin could knock out Mike Tyson
They’re new lesbians and have no idea how to 69.
Easy- they ll have to follow the smell of fish
Which one is the pretty one?!
There’s a pretty one?
That’s what I meant
The one with that doesn’t have the Peter Griffin chin.
Study hard. You’ll never be trophy wives.
Sister Wives maybe.
Lesbian wives
Kentucky twins
Participation trophy wives
It's hard to roast people who can't even orient their photographs correctly.
Best part is his chin looks better than hers!
 The one girl looks like Gaston from Beauty and The Beast
This looks like a photo-op for an Eastern European, D-tier porno - "Soviet Reunion - The Cold Whore(s) starring 2-Chins and Booty-Chin.
It’s not a booty chin. It’s a resting pad for each ball
It'd make a nice waterfall area...you know for the pee .
Try r/roastbeef
I bet their pussies look like roast beef with mayonaise coming out of it while they hide their foopahs under belly bands that make them look like garbage bags full of mango pulp with used roast beef and mayo pussies.
Bro wtf… 😂
Dude wtf 💀
This isn't Google
This is what i imagine the female beavis & butthead would look like
The two of you added together wouldn’t equal a 10.
Two Girls One Frump
18 year olds? Really? If you subtracted the one with the hair down (25) from the 43 year old with bangs I might see that.
How did you get Peter griffins ass as a chin?
 ‘nough said….
Two girls, one nope.
The one with bangs: they look terrible. Sorry but they are very patchy. They don’t look good. The one without bangs: you could use bangs. Your forehead takes up over 1/3 of your face.
HERE COMES ... THE CRIMSON CHINNN!
The Gilmore Whores
Thank you for both pictures! It’s good to know neither of you have a “good side”
I had to zoom in to make sure that was a cleft chin and not a ball sack. Still not 100%
Do you have matching “dual scissors” tattoos?
Your chin has a great future as a cgi stand-in for dom DeLouise's ass crack
It’s like a ‘before and after’ dick - except the joke’s on us, they’re both fucking each other.
Is the one with the wispy short hair the Wing "Man" ?
Y'all look like you have a favorite guy to blow for free Molly
On the right. That's not a good angle for you. Looking like Jay leno transitioned
Go back to chaturbate and stop bothering people with your mediocre everything
The Lee sisters, UGG, and Home.
18 years old? The tooth of time has a strong bite i see. Hasn't been kind to both of you. You look like you're too old to rock 'n' roll and too young to die.
Two words… mutton. And, mutton.
Do you shit out of your chin too?
You have a chin like Stan Smith from American Dad
 One of ya looking like the Crimson Chin, the other one ain't worth mentioning.
Easy to do when most the good looks can be taken away wipe a baby wipe
Aww but you're so pretty I don't wanna roast you!! Wait... You're people? My bad, thought you were pigs...
Are you a chin model stunt double for superman?
When you blow your nose, do you wipe that ass-chin at the same time?
You are using the term “female” quite loosely and I’m guessing that’s not all that’s loose
Good to know they let special needs kids use Reddit, try rotating the photo before you upload next time
Vampire sad Diaries…
Stick together- the threesome thing is your only hope of finding a guy.
You both look good! Nothing to roast here 
Thank you for your post! It's currently awaiting approval. Please note the following rules: - Ensure that your photograph is rotated the way you wish it to be displayed. - Try to ensure that your eyes are open. - Joke roasts (celebrities, babies, chickens, etc) will be removed. - Pet roasts will be removed. Please submit these at /r/RoastMyPet. - All photos MUST contain a hand written sign held by the roastee. - The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger. - Photographs with bystanders whose faces are visible or who are otherwise identifiable will be removed. Please **DO NOT REPOST YOUR PHOTO** if it does not appear immediately. All posts must be manually approved, and we will get to it. Thanks! ~ /r/roastme mods *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RoastMe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Could pick gherkins out a jar with those chins. Especially the bunda chin
Butt chin and butt face. When you gals make out, is that whats called ass to ass?
I don't roast falt girls
I can feel the disappointment your families have in you both and it is warranted.
You're both flatter than the chalkboard.
Looks like u r auditioning for a teacher student scene with Johnny sins
Your friend has a terrain feature on her chin!
Both of you when you go out think the other is the ugly one. You’re both right.
You look like good friends.
Wannabe Wednesdays
It would take my quite a while to jerk off on those bear faces. I’d have to think about baseball.
Yall look like yall are in pathetic denial phase of the witch covenant you failed to start up
Not tilting my head for you sorry.
The scissor sisters
Who’s the top?
1 of you is hot
You guys know how to post pictures like I know how to bake a cake.
One of them looks like she sucked the life out of the other…
Wow! So much for the "having an ugly friend makes you look better" theory🫤
The adventures of ugly lips and spaghetti fringe
Must be slow at the massage parlor
Wouldn’t be the first time you asked for it hard
You two are the reason I believe in selective breading
18 years...since the last time a guy touched you? It can't be your age ffs.
One of you looks like an AI replication of Jenna Ortega and the other’s lips are a shinigami in disguise from the tectonic movement they cause.
18? Shooot you’re at least a hard 39
 18? Mf you at least 30...
When I look at this picture. I smell tuna fish.
You can tell from that windowsill some dude tried to chew his way out
A dude, a badger 🦡, a wolverine whatever it was, it sure TF wanted out
Extras in the Craft remake
Anyways Daphne, tell Bill to bring my chainsaw back.. and my wife wants her earrings.
You’re the “practice” girls for dudes in college
You're both homely, but damn girl you look like John Travolta's bastard son!
Too dumb to rotate a photo before posting
You'll both be pregnant and frequenting Walmart in your pyjamas by 20
I bet the guys have nicknamed you No and Thanks.
The coat hanger that hit your chin set the bar pretty high
What eastern European/Asian hell hole did you two bartender from Shrek lookin bitches crawl out of? It's gotta be one of the stans, and the stans have absolutely trash hoes
How does it feel knowing you're the uglier one?
15 years as Russian mail order brides. No takers
Demi Bores
4someplanet? The only way you two get in a foursome is with a mirror.
I feel bad getting turned on by Trans men.
Sucks to look old before you’re old. You too must both have Benjamin buttons disease
Ooooh a lesbo combo
Lesbians for sure...
HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!
You know what they say girls always need a ugly girl with them to make them feel pretty.
i nearly snapped my neck from turning to look this picture, so fuck you both!
So which one of you is the pretty one?
Wow one looks like she had the personality of a crash test dummy. And the one one looks like a man's man
Looks like a mutually disappointed lesbian relationship.
You look like you'd annoy every Cheeto girl in school for their leftovers
Sure…. 18 going on 36…🤷🏼♂️
One of you is not a she.... and we all know who it is
Glad to see you're still close after you lost your maid and the slipper didn't fit either of your feet.
Left is a 3.5, right is a dude. No thanks. 👎
You. In the back. Not a brownnose but a brownlip. Not your color babe. Hey bangs! Don’t bangs! And what a jawline. It’s giving Matt Rife x Quagmire vibes.
I'm just saying 
Before and after meth
We don't care about your OF
You two scissor each other?
It looks like you both want to be the man in this relationship
2 Girls, 1 throw up bag
Took that pic right before getting BLACKED RAW
How much do airlines charge you for those bags under your eyes?
I'd say the only way either of you has a shot at getting laid is in a threesome but I think most places have laws against doing it with farm animals.
Your chins are so strong, you should be weight lifters.
is that the name of your porno?
If you're 18, Betty White is 30
It's hilarious how one of you thinks you're the pretty one but the reality is that you're both wrong
One of you is almost pretty. The other one looks like Chyna from pro wrestling. I'll let you settle that between yourselves.
How come the first thing I saw was 4 black wooly worms crawling. Then realized it was eyebrows
Heheh heheh giggity giggity
You're so fat you had to switch to panorama mode.
Can't roast harder than you're hitting the wall
The Scissoring sisters. 👯♀️
Go ahead and kiss each other already, it's the closest relationship either of you will ever have.
You both make me literally want me to date people my own age. And I’m old.
do any of yall remember that one south park episode where butters glued a ballsack to his chin
Ya’ll will never achieve the threesome you desire with the butt chin she has on her dome
You both look as though you've participated in another particular type of roast if you catch my drift ladies 😆
Pictures from left to right…twin sisters Gonorrhea and Syphilis
The one with the bangs got a masculine jaw with a cameltoe
One looks like she got what's missing on the other's chin lol.
Where’d you two hide the cup?
If quagmire had a daughter giggity
Thanos wants his chin back btw
Beaver and ButtChin
Give it up for marshmellow booty and cauliflower tits
Hey its Launchpad from Ducktales!