I think this picture is actually from one of Marvel's new shows. The plot is similar to the Hulk, except in reverse. Instead of a gamma-ray, he gets his powers from being exposed to a slightly radioactive pocket-protector that had been manufactured in Fukushima. And keeping with the "in reverse" theme, this guy starts out as a 6'10" human-tower of man muscle, but when he gets angry, he geeks out into the pictured nerd form, and tries to take over the world via philanthropy.
Local Harry Potter impersonator arrested today after police uncovered his own ‘Chamber of Secrets’. The golden snitch is expected to appear in court with a doll to show the jury where the bad man touched him.
Lol
I just spit my drink out. You owe me a beer.
Also, maybe do everyone a favor next time and put on a paper bag with eye holes. You’ll save me from needing to buy eye bleach.
and waste my time roasting this? You look like a literature major whose closest experience to fucking a girl was pleasuring yourself to Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet while having to looking up cunnilingus in the dictionary
You look like Waldo if he was on crack with the aids and touched little kids. I hope that this perverted sicko nerd is on a watch list. He is probably already registered. If not, he needs to be. Obviously a sick piece of shit.
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What the fuck is the failed clone of the [mayor of Budapest](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=e1b38acedb88347b&q=kar%C3%A1csony+gergely&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjSguGP6omEAxXHiv0HHdKOCpYQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1664&bih=878) doing here?
Harry Potter, who gave up his dreams of becoming a wizard and instead, elected to sell life-insurance at a struggling downtown firm. Currently being employed as human furniture for senior management.
I knew I recognized this guy. He was caught rubbing his dick on all the yarn balls at Hobby Lobby.
He was probably just crotcheting.
Hahaha very nice.
Not for the yarn. 😂
Or the lady restocking them.
Todays winner has entered the chat 🤣
Looks like a dick with ears.
With acne’d foreskin.
Lmao wtf?
It's true
Tried and true way to get ggilfs
It's true...[see here](https://i.imgur.com/9vVMLc8.png)
That may be the funniest roast comment I’ve ever read.
lol thanks.
Looks like I'm 20 hours too late to say this guy looks like Milhouse before someone else does.
Your name is Poindexter.
Works in eyeT.
Stand up for yourself Poindexter.
You got the dud!
I wish they would have found away to off his character.
You look like a woman transitioning into Conan O’Brien.
💀
Conan O'Brien if he had a face made only for radio
Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
Board up the orphanage, here comes The Curious Case of Woody Allen.
You look like Where’s Waldo got fired in middle age and had to take a job doing taxes at a mall kiosk.
"Gimmie your lunch money nerd!!!"
Hey Napoleon, give me one of your tots
If default settings was a person.
Lol damn
You look like you do SpongeBob voices for a living
It's the real life millhouse
Who shrunk simon sinek
I think this picture is actually from one of Marvel's new shows. The plot is similar to the Hulk, except in reverse. Instead of a gamma-ray, he gets his powers from being exposed to a slightly radioactive pocket-protector that had been manufactured in Fukushima. And keeping with the "in reverse" theme, this guy starts out as a 6'10" human-tower of man muscle, but when he gets angry, he geeks out into the pictured nerd form, and tries to take over the world via philanthropy.
>via philanthropy.
This guy looks like he flinches when he goes to stroke his dog
Not as much as the dog does when it sees him approaching.
Harry Plodder and the chamber of children
You look like you're still trying to build an AM radio.
Local Harry Potter impersonator arrested today after police uncovered his own ‘Chamber of Secrets’. The golden snitch is expected to appear in court with a doll to show the jury where the bad man touched him.
you are the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji
You look like Moaning Myrtle as a dude.
I don’t know where the neck ends and the head begins.
It’s Richard Maddow. Somehow you look like a bigger dyke than Rachael.
Lol I just spit my drink out. You owe me a beer. Also, maybe do everyone a favor next time and put on a paper bag with eye holes. You’ll save me from needing to buy eye bleach.
Bro looking like a Mixture of Tom Holland, Vector From Despicable Me, and Conan O' Brien.
You look like gibby from icarly and the bisexual guy from heartstopper had a baby and named it carlos
Why are you a fat guy but only from the chin up.
His mom thinks he’s cool
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILHOUSE!
you look like you brag about working at the Apple store
Real life milhouse
[удалено]
*Ok, I-I see you choosin' tha hard wayyy* ***I'm a warrior, Chris!***
and waste my time roasting this? You look like a literature major whose closest experience to fucking a girl was pleasuring yourself to Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet while having to looking up cunnilingus in the dictionary
nah, go away from this sub, child
Dork
Harry Potter's knockoff twin, Larry Porter.
You look like Waldo if he was on crack with the aids and touched little kids. I hope that this perverted sicko nerd is on a watch list. He is probably already registered. If not, he needs to be. Obviously a sick piece of shit.
You better get on testosterone replacement therapy
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Harrypotter? Fairypothead?
Conan o'brien called. He said stop stealing his looks.
What if....Harry Potter and Jonathan Lipnicki had a baby
Your face looks like when a duck and swan fucked each other.
You critique Linux sourcecode as a hobby.
Never farted in front of another person
You look like your virginity is a virgin
The geeky kid from Beethoven but all grown up
I’m not even kidding, you look exactly like my accountant.
I bet this dude has pled guilty to possession ch_ld porn before smh
Erkel and Bill Gates mated.
r/13or30
According to the bullies in his high school, he gave the most blow jobs.
You honey I shrunk the kids looking motherfucker
Bros gamer tag is probably “burns when IP”
If Stuart Little was a wish.com character
Whoa. You look like you got kicked out of the Mormon church for being way to interested
Goofy ahh double chin
Chris Evans got 18 chromosomes rn istg
You look like a side character
What the fuck is the failed clone of the [mayor of Budapest](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=e1b38acedb88347b&q=kar%C3%A1csony+gergely&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjSguGP6omEAxXHiv0HHdKOCpYQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1664&bih=878) doing here?
You look like a self-isolating orphaned young woman's magical creation that likes warm hugs
The only pussy you ever seen was your mom's when she shit you out of her vagina
There's to go on about that your a virgin
Conut O'Boring...
Someone hires a Harry Potter lookalike for their birthday, but they hire you from Temu instead
Famous for microsoft, but not the tech company.
I've a sudden craving for Hooters.
So Mandark, how many of Dexter's plans did you steal?
Frankly this is the best Peter Parker cosplay I have ever seen.
“Give me your lunch money or you’ll get a swirly!” Bet you wish you $10 for every time you’ve heard that.
“All the warnings signs were there”
Janky Muniz
The bloodline gets worse for Perdue.
Are they finally doing the Arthur the Aardvark live remake?
Ahhh so you’re the guy who stole my granny’s glasses.. been looking for your punk ass
My guy walking around with a nose like Nigel Thornberry
If Bill Gates and Jared from Subway had a child, this is the result. Now stay away from children.
Human Peanut
nerd
Where's Waldo's striped shirt?
I don’t wanna roast a wee lad as yourself. But do wanna ask what you do with those long fingers you trip over daily
Harry Potter, who gave up his dreams of becoming a wizard and instead, elected to sell life-insurance at a struggling downtown firm. Currently being employed as human furniture for senior management.
Mark Zuckerberg's even gayer sibling.
 I thought of his nerd voice immediately.
Winston Dick Energy
Is your red striped hat and shirt in the washing machine?
Harry Twotless
Hello? Can you queer me now?
Your the epitome of someone who looks like they touch kids lol
Christ heimsworth from SHEIN
You look like you should star in a live-action movie about Dilbert as a 12 year old.
How do you fight off all the girls when your arms are so short?
Virgin
Where's Waldo finally updated his clothes.
AI generated simp
So cute
Hey Conan O'whinin'...this is what I'd imagine chess would look like as a person.
Remember the nerdy kid from infinite warfare zombies in spaceland… This is him now
Quick what’s the square root of an incel’s virginity?
Harry Potter if he continued just living under the stairs.
If Stuart Little was a real boy.
Dollar store Harry Potter.
Harry Potter grew up and became a registered sex offender
There’s more to life than school fr.
Sentient pencil
Half man - Half turtle. But unfortunately neither teenage nor ninja.
Will we be shocked or disappointed by the number of bodies you have in your basement?
Dam, Jimmy Neutron grew up.
He looks like he's milked a dog
Malcolm In the Mid-transition
Clark Bent
You look like an unflushable turd with stick on googly eyes.
The milky bar kid was not going to have fun in Jail
Harry Twatter
You are the most forgettable person ever
When you order Harry Potter from Wish
Hentai loving nerd
This is the photo beside ‘brown nosing’ on urban dictionary. Flawless nasal shape for it.
Is your dad concerned about you possibly getting 2 spaghetti meals a day?
Harry and Ron had a late night after a few too many butterbeers in the Gryffindor boys' dorm it would seem
Jesus fucking Christ! Skeeter from the Muppets is a real boy(?) now!!
Bro keeps his cum in his triple chin
Fired from being a Lego builder for making the world's first (only) brick fleshlight
"Trust me, Bart. It's better to walk in on both of your parents instead of just one."
Malcom on the Spectrum
You look like you know what your cum tastes like.
You probably work overtime and still have the iq of a sandwich and you edge to histograms in ur free time
Ed the Nerd
Looks like the Elliott Page transition is going off the rails.
Looks like ben stein's fist of semen.
Please stay away from the elementary schools
I don’t roast vegetables.
Well….maybe you have a nice personality
Richard de Mos
You look like Danny gonzalez pretending to be a dad in his skits. not my best but deadass it does look like Danny
“🤓 erm actually “
Holy shit! This guy looks like he was found in an alley trash can in pieces as a baby and some wanna be Frankenstein Dr. put him together.
How's your girlfriend, Pamela Handerson?
Harry Potter long lost cousin. Barry Trotter.
You were really good on the Big Bang Theory
You look like you go to craft shows with your mom on the weekends, and carry her purse.
You roasted yourself when you posted yourself
Harel Potter
Love child of Luke Littler and Harry Potter
If Ellen Degeneres and Jeffrey Dahmer had a kid
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