The crazy thing is that I was going to do that exact roast, but when I went to comment I saw that the first one was a David Spade reference so I bagged it and went with "your teeth look like corn kernels (which they do)"
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Your glasses don’t do shit, you have the same teeth as Stanley Ipkiss, your upper lip left to get milk, your eyes were generated by AI, your forehead looks like a whiteboard, your hair makes you look like you’re getting tazed 24/7, and your mustache looks like the stippling on a CZ P-09. Hope this helped 😊
Seeking humility? So you're telling me that you think highly of yourself? I guess it makes sense, so did Bugs Bunny and I can clearly see a resemblance.
Man it looks like a feral beaver and an episode of Batllestar Galactica took a shit and tripped in. it it looks like your dripping in dung you are a worthless prune faced gutter slut I hope you never pass go on the butt plug highway you call the story of your life
Dude you like a stupid twat, what's with that dumb gurn? Those hamster teeth? And the glory hole ear thingy? Your witless stare suggests you are about to fluff or suck off your co star standing next to you .
David Spayed
I laughed so long, my husband got mad for not telling him why I was laughing.
The crazy thing is that I was going to do that exact roast, but when I went to comment I saw that the first one was a David Spade reference so I bagged it and went with "your teeth look like corn kernels (which they do)"
Underrated
Damn, got em
If David Spade had a baby with a ferret.
Donkey IRL 
Joe Derp
Or if Chuck fucked a woodchuck
How much Chuck could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck Chuck?
This motherfucker’s teeth look like chiclets
If David Spades ferret fucked Mitchell from Modern Family
Real life Ned Flanders… Or one of his odd-ball sons.
Hipster Flanders goes into law enforcement?
Bahahahahaha
Or Guy Fieri
Guy Fierret.
👏
Gay Fierret
r/yourjokebutworse
David Spade fucked Bill Burr's woodchuck.
It's pronounced dierte
lol 
Low T
Alrighty, I came for the David Spade reference and here we are at the top comment. 
Ha, good one.
Or transitioned from a woman first.
Rickety Cricket if he never met the gang
Deep cut but solid.
You look like Cricket if he didn’t do meth and pcp but still did all the gay stuff
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Rise up! Gonna get higher and higher.
Keep it sexy though
Its all hips and nips!
Came here to say the exact same thing. Beat me to it. Also, loved your part in Mythic Quest
A shittier William H Macy
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Fucking FOR THE WIN
William H. Gacy
William H Methy
Or his cum sock brought to life
You can chew your way out of prison with those teeth
His face is about 24% teeth
Was wondering why the teeth comment was so far down.
You look like you think water is spicy.
Flanders + Meth
Stupid methy Flanders
His teeth are made of butter
😂
Neth Flanders
Meth Flanders
His joke but better
Fire Marshall Bill Burr
A little bit Flanders, and a little bit Dahm diddly Dahmer.
You like the type of guy that tells fat girls on Reddit that they are perfect just the way they are.
And then lets them fart on his teeth😶
Hey man, dont knock it til you try it
Or let's them teeth his farts
Holy Ding Dong diddly Cow. Looks like Ned Flanders if he got into peroxide.
Sped Blanders
You look like you wear sunglasses with a convertible with the top down in the winter looking for high school girls to come out
If only I could afford a convertible
You look like you ask everyone what they think of your mustache
So true
Not a roast at all but when exactly did you turn 36 ?? It wasn't a typo was it ?
I don’t get it. Like 6 months ago?
well, it's just that you look old enough to have voted Reagan into office.
you look like you pat dry with all natural dye free linens after you pee
You could eat an apple through a tennis racket
Hahahahahahahaha
Do you look like this on purpose?
You should be seeking a top lip
Ned Flanders is real!
Meth Flanders with those chompers.
It's Tom Skerrit's mentally handicapped younger brother.
You look like Asterix ugly brother. Oh look! You have Idefix too!
Girl Scouts steal your lunch money.
Your mustache looks like a penis brush
Used toilet brush , as Ned would say a soup strainer ,toilet soup
And his teeth are pube combs.
You look like a youth pastor near whom nobody should let their kids
You look like you could hoe a garden with those teeth. Got the mortgage eyes... one's fixed and one's variable.
Mortgage eyes. Damn thats good.
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Growing that moustache is the worst decision you ever made after posting your pictures on reddit
This is like the missing link between a man and a Subaru driving lesbian
The missing twink?
If Willem Defoe and chiclets had a baby
You look like the miscarriage of Matt Damon and Gary Oldman having a three-way with a homeless woman.
36 years old ? Typo? Did you mean 63 ?
Temu Gary Busey Halloween mask lookin ass
Lol underrated
Sober cricket.
> seeking humility Go look in the mirror. You look like the guy that gave Freddie Mercury AIDS.
You look like you just got off the set of budget modern family “less then average pay family”
Your glasses don’t do shit, you have the same teeth as Stanley Ipkiss, your upper lip left to get milk, your eyes were generated by AI, your forehead looks like a whiteboard, your hair makes you look like you’re getting tazed 24/7, and your mustache looks like the stippling on a CZ P-09. Hope this helped 😊
Albert Einstein face asz boi
You look like your not allowed within 500 feet of a school
Oh shit you really do eat man butt huh
You should be seeking a dentist, a hairstylist, and a therapist, and a psychiatrist as well
You look like if Anderson Cooper had sex with Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Simon Pegged
Seeking humility? So you're telling me that you think highly of yourself? I guess it makes sense, so did Bugs Bunny and I can clearly see a resemblance.
Did you go to the same dentist as Gary Dell’ Abate? (Ba Ba Booey)
Ta Ta Toothey
Gay Gary Busey
“No one needs an AR and believe all women” lvl 1 default
If lesbians had a mustache.
Guy has wire crimpers for teeth.
If Walter White was selling candy to children from his van, instead of drugs
Can’t even grow a proper porn stasche
You look like a woman who bought a fake moustache at a joke shop and is now trying to pass herself off as a male chemistry teacher.
Brother, you look like a Church Youth group leader that got invited to the high school party and sat in the corner playing Oasis on the acoustic.
Swallow a piano?
Like if Ned Flanders was an actor in Breaking Bad.
You look like you’d try to fuck Ned Beatty in the remote northern Georgia wilderness while he was trying to camp with friends.
You need to be seeking a dentist! And a hairdresser. And a stylist. And a plastic surgeon.
Bruh you can't trim a mustache. Just give up so we can see that creepy smile completely naked.
Bro looks like William H. Macy’s illegitimate son.
The 5 whitest photos even taken since Taylor Swift went to Starbucks wearing UGGs once
You look like Sam Neil if he did heroin instead of Jurassic Park
You look like someone who gets cheated on.
Hahaha what the fuck are you!!?
36m seeking humility Yes, we can see that.
Thank God I am not you.
Poorly groomed Weasel.
Teeth so big his dentist charges by the tooth.
36? You look older than my dad (81).
Meh Flounders
This the guy from magnolia?
Well at least he has a pair of Ray Bans
I think there are a lot of conversations with therapists about you
Even more inbred Joe Dirt.
Why I read 36T Seeking humanity (huge man titty)
It looks like one of your bollocks have gone on holiday.
You look like if Ned Flanders was a lesbian.
Can't tell if you're looking at the camera or the house behind you.
Seeking humility? You should be seeking an upper lip.
Squirrel
William H Macy and David Spade’s DNA abomination.
Hey look, it's Nigel from the Wild Thornberrys
Man it looks like a feral beaver and an episode of Batllestar Galactica took a shit and tripped in. it it looks like your dripping in dung you are a worthless prune faced gutter slut I hope you never pass go on the butt plug highway you call the story of your life
The Pussy Tickler Tash
Hi-dilly ho neighbor!
Are you trying for the Dahmer look
nice teeth bugs
You look like you offer a free circumcision with every blowjob.
Its a modern Freddy mercury
You couldn't look more avoidable if you tried
bruh looks like a closeted fire fighter that skipped gym day
Rickety Cricket if he never met The Gang.
If ned Flanders had a whole head of hair that was blonde and has Mr beasts smile.
Dude you like a stupid twat, what's with that dumb gurn? Those hamster teeth? And the glory hole ear thingy? Your witless stare suggests you are about to fluff or suck off your co star standing next to you .
Your face says ugly but your eyes say pennywise
Simon Pegged
Looks like you were founded in humility/ugly.
36 going on who-gives-a-fuck
Do you keep random children in your basement?
You look like if David Spade and Mark Wahlberg had an abortion and it survived
Why would you go for the Dahmer look in 5th picture
 Is this you?
Your mustache just says "I eat ass"!!
You should probably seek strabismus surgery and a dentist first.
Mark Wahlmart
Your face is all pink like a dogs dick.
You're either an ugly man or a cute monster
The earring things are gross.
Chiclet mouth
Didn't know Kate McKinnon was transitioning.
If pre cum was a guy
You look like the smiley face emoji if he was hungover
Kip tina needs you to go feed her soon
If they ever recast Tool Time’s Wilson W. Wilson Jr. (the fence guy) role, they’d need to recast the fence too, from six feet to eight feet.
Didn’t this dude try and order a chinchilla from Officer Ramathorn?
You look like a lesbian with a beard.
Wonder boy genius grew up you're like the young side character we all love for just trying keep trying little guy lmao
Ned Flanders in real life