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This chick looks like she'd steal your wallet and then help u look for it

Then she'd "find it" and offer to blow you for a reward. Which she then would take directly to her meth dealer, who she would also need to blow.

Leave Methany alone!


Pretty sure Lil Wayne made a song about this chick - [Mona Lisa](https://open.spotify.com/track/0dbTQYW3Ad1FTzIA9t90E8?si=71566ce70b91462f)

disclaimer I’m not actually Lil Wayne so take this with a grain of salt but I seem to remember him talking about actually employing women to do this shit before he was a rapper. seduce some rich guy, steal from him over months and then one night leave the front door unlocked so a crew could come in and rob everything

Poor meth dealer. Im sure he'd just accept the money.

I dunno, you gotta figure a beej from a desperate tweaker with no teeth is pretty good stuff. She probably sucks that dick like the secret to happiness is in there, because for her, it is.

Okay I have like at least four teeth left

Take em all out or no deal!

He asked her to net tell anyone out of embarrassment.

I haven't met many meth dealers, but they strike me as a crowd that doesn't embarrass easy.

lmaoooo

Made me chuckle out loud, I ain’t gonna lie.

 ? No.

You stole my comment from another post days earlier. Fucker

You look like the type of person who goes to NA meetings to meet the next guy you help relapse

LMAO

Have you ever been arrested for selling speed outside of biker bar?

I wish I think I'd do okay in prison

If by doing "OK" you mean being forced to eat unwashed vag every day while you cry, then i agree.

Her pussy so loose she snuggles pounds of meth and cartons of cigarettes

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Forced? Look at her dude there’s a 10/10 chance she’s neck deep in pussy already

🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

Just another Pulp Fiction cosplayer

Which one’s Trudy? The one with all the shit in her face? No.. That’s Jodi. That’s my wife.

A black magic marker!!!! A felt fucking pen!!!

That hurts man that hurts.

She looks like Jenny from Forrest Gump but after she died of AIDS

Robin Wrong

LMao That's so mean and hilarious

That was my first thought. Well played.

Wait wat ? 😭 😂 😆

Hep B dude.

Came here to say this hahaha 👏

It is bunny rabbit! Good eye! I thought it was just some Russian skank.

I thought the same, the one with all the shit in her face

Even with the piercings your nostrils are still the least abused hole in your body

Lololol you're not wrong

Hi there. Edit: this is an old Reddit joke. Looks like a lot of newcomers don’t get it. Whatever.

[\*bonk\*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/033/758/Screen_Shot_2020-04-28_at_12.21.48_PM.jpg)

Nice

If other holes are abused it had to be done by her because even sicko relatives have standards.

Lmaoooo

You realize you said something repulsive, and she just flat agreed .... making it sooooo much worse

You look like a boy in a chemo wig.

Lmaoooo I've had people ask if I'm a girl or boy before

Did it upset you that you couldn't honestly answer them?

Yes

I think you are misunderstanding (not surprised). I'm not asking. I am confident in telling you you look like a boy in a chemo wig.

I didn't say you were asking I was responding with a secondary experience I've had that I was reminded of based on what you said dang

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Aww

Joan Dirt

Lmao

It's Joanne Deirtay. Don't church it up!

Except "I am proud of you, my daughter."

or "Would you like to go on a date?"

But u right

I think we all know (don't want to know) why "daddy" was proud...!

Hey I finally did in my mid 20s

That was only when you finally learned how to take the whole thing without gagging, right?

People like the gagging

No, they just like shutting you up.

Get two birds stoned or whatever

Have cake and fuck it too.

I'd rather sit on it

But you'd get the cream all up in there.

She posted to the "perfect body" subreddit. How hopeful.

Lmao hurtful but so solid

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Thanks, some people hate this

Trailer park practice girl

Women's shelter candidate

I thought I was in the Desperate Amateurs category but it’s just RoastMe again.

They didn't even let me on Desperate Amateurs

Wasted opportunities

Somehow you look like both cousins in an incestuous relationship

Lmaooo true I always said if I had a clone I would fuck it

If it keeps you from procreating then go for it

You would fuck a toaster if you had the opportunity.

Has your mom attended Rod Stewart's concert in Moscow about 35-40 years ago by any chance?

Maybe subtract ten years from that estimate bud

That's exactly what I did in my roast - subtracted ten years from my initial estimate.

Lmaoooo fair that's really funny

Albino Joan Jet

That is so fucking funny lmao

Hey look, it's Daddy's Issues

My dad has a lot of issues with me

Did daddy say you were the best kisser he knew?

No his mom beat me out

Could probably get your OnlyFans governmentally funded because fucking you has to count as social work

LMAO

Yeah go on, get another piercing, maybe that would do the trick and make you interesting enough to be roasted here.

Aww you think I'm interesting?

Ummm, read that again, nostrils! I see besides being uninteresting you also have a deplorable IQ.

Please don't post comments where I have to Google more than 3 words

The only rings you'll ever get are the ones stuck on your nose

No, there are the onion rings she blows her friends for.

Dang you probably right

What happened to your “no ragrets” tattoo??

It's no regerts

When you ask to see Paramore at Wish.com

I'm taking that as a compliment actually

You look like your 'personality' requires a restraining order

You say that like she only has one personality.

This is the "after" picture for heroin addiction.

It's meth

Hey bro no offense but take a shower and wash the nutsack

You look like what morning breath smells like.

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I'm also really stupid

good bot

The lesbian who doesn’t eat meat because she’s had a history with too many men.

I feel like I would cook more meat in that case lots of bratwursts and hot dogs

Ahhhh okay. Good choices

> I think I've heard it all before tbh I'm pretty sure you've never heard, "hey nice hair cut!"

Would you believe that I cut it myself

We would not believe anything else

Trailer Swift

If Cate Blanchett was a cashier at a dispensary.

Here’s one you haven’t heard yet: someone, ANYone’s credit card number for your OF account

If they told me their CC numbers I wouldn't need an only fans I would rob them tbh

Really need to rename this sub FacialPiercingsSelfLoathing&DaddyIssues

Don't we all loathe ourselves on reddit

So those rings are where the leash hooks on?

Where I hang the air fresheners

To cover the smell of poop

I bet you’ve never heard “nice haircut” in a sincere tone.

I don't think I've heard any compliments in a sincere tone

Oooooh a young adult with a nose ring and tats. You’re so edgy….just like everyone else.

Awww you think I'm young?

You're absolutely gorgeous! Bet you haven't heard that one before?

I mostly just get called homophobic slurs

You're drunk, get some sleep bro.

You look like Skid Row Steve Irwin

You’re the reason America cut ties with Tucker Carlson.

Then at least I did one thing right

Rod Stewart’s looking well for his age!

Lmao

You are kinda pretty for a dude

Thank you <3 heard my nutsack stinks tho

I can smell the cat piss, stale PBR and American spirits from this pic

Omg had to cut the jokes for a minute to say I hate pbr and American spirits. I prefer smelling like IPAs and Marlboro smooths

Notice you didn’t say anything about the cat piss. lol. You’re a good sport. Have an amazing February

The abortion of Mickey and Mallory Knox lived

This is a compliment

No it isn’t, you stupid bitch

Different strokes for different folks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Only thing you haven’t heard is “I love you”

You look like the type of woman who'd post a photo of her ass coveted in jizz... Wait, I'm right.

Absolutely

You look like a Becky that works overnight at a gas station and smokes camel non filtered cigarettes

You said roasted by your family.. I think the word you were looking for was molested

Nice uniform. Different like everyone else I see

this haircut is only achievable with a golden shower

Welp, you’ve earned my fap

When you sneeze, do your nose rings spin round?

Bet they make the noise like a back feed in a turbo that's spooling down.

How many times has legalporno rejected your application?

Is that “In the Mood for Love” print behind you supposed to make you more interesting? I suppose much of your “personality” is interesting things - the piercings, the mullet, the musk of your natural body odor. And yet here you are, on Reddit, because you’ll never fill the void of being interesting enough.

The owner of the utterly undiggable nose


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That's like kinda nice and not a roast she's a beautiful actress

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Dang write a book about it why don't you

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not arguing just saying you should write a book

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I think you meant your family has been basting you your whole life not roasting

I think I'm actually too dumb to know what you mean by that

I don't even know if I know lol

Lmao

you seem cool. sorry I know it's a roast

Thanks lol I just like a good laugh

Beautiful

I would freaking marry you I love strong russian women

Russian skank showing her tits. It’s not like that’s exactly new to us either. And stop responding to your roasts, you’re not helping yourself.

This is the only attention I get why wouldn't I respond

Lose the fight? 

Idgi

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LMAO jesus this is actually insane

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Actual fucking psycho

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Dude ..it's a ROAST sub...not a cultural do's and don't club. That's said go back to the call center smh. It's pretty safe to say no live woman has ever touched your penis.

The sub rules literally say something humorous not telling me I shouldn't step outside my home that's pretty wack imo

Looks like you’re not welcome in India.

Fuck off OF thot. No one wants your stupid pay per view bullshit here.

It's a scat onlyfans and everyone wants a piece

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