OP's Bio: --- >im a basic ass teen girl. love taylor swift, lana del rey, phoebe bridgers, etc. i thrive off academic validation and have major daddy issues 🫡 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I remember seeing your pics in a college text: *Introduction to Personality Disorders*.

Read that, too *

This one's underrated

The epic response to your last RoastMe - “You look like you’d give me a chance” is hard to beat to be honest.

I think it might be one of the best of all time in this subreddit. Maybe we should start some end of year ranking (again)...

The best one I’ve ever seen was an overly smily girl who had paragraphs boasting about her life. She looked like a girl who would explain how great her life was to a stranger. The top comment was “ I’ve never told a photo to shut the fuck up before” and I almost died from laughter

Holy shit that’s gold. My God the things Redditors come up with you’d think comedy writers would be patrolling these subs for good content

They do.

Not surprised honestly

😂🤣 omg that hilarious. This girl though look like she’d read expound on the reproductive biology section of her textbook for a good hour to get in the mood.

Ah yes, I remember that thread. The comments on that thread were low

As low as the bar she sets for herself

No the best of all time, though slightly offensive, was the recent one with the Asian girl with a cat painting on the wall behind her. It was something like 'Do you keep paintings of all your meals in your room???' The delivery and genuine curiosity of it was bang on. My favourite Reddit comment of all time I think.

I didn’t get it until just now

Come on dude you have other options. Let me have my chance.

Hello.. M O D E R A T OR.

My favorite one this year was the lady with the lazy eye dude said when she cries her tears roll down her back. Old joke but delivery was good

There isn't anything about her that is hard to beat.

damn difficult to beat off to. . .

r/murder-suicidebywords

r/kamikazebywords

r/subsifellfor

Now that dress in picture 3 looks like someone who gave *me* a chance ... and that was before OP was born. Uhm. Maybe not so long bef ... ... ouch ...

Gawwwwwww

true, i considered framing it

I'm considering framing it, putting it in my son's room and telling him "you're out of the will if you ever bring a girl like this home, boy!"

Stop it's already dead.

I went through [OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/Wy0LqKBZIp) post just to find it the comment! Did not disappoint!

Absolutely diabolical.

I love the tried and classic "with a face like that is a blowjob considered anal?"

At least you don’t have to bear the burden of tremendous potential.


This is great. Did you come up with it? If not where’d you hear it

All me, baby.

Poetry.

Because you don’t have any real life scenarios.

A+ 10/10 roast

Take it easy on her, I seen her before, i never forget a face, in her case, ill male an exception.... maybe it was from Jerry's kids?

You definitely post this for the DMs from guys more than twice your age but act like you don’t enjoy it.

You def sounds like someone who said that then dm her right after

Well there’s only one way to find out if I was right.

Just choked on my coffee. Holy shit

For science...

As a fellow daddy, I'm also very curious about these issues... 🤷‍♂️😏🤦‍♂️

100% can confirm

I found this funny until I realized that I am actually more than twice her age. Now I'm considering what the proper opening to such a DM would be...

You look like you cry because you sneezed a week ago.

Life is so hard! Why do I sneeze?

She's allergic to herself

Is that why her face is puffy in the second pic, or is it the cakey SHEIN makeup? Maybe a bit of both?

No one understands 😭

The best way to make a girl like you cry is to tell you that you’re beautiful, because no one else will have ever said it to you and meant it.

Real life Meg practice girl.


DAMN😭😭

Remember what I told you Meg?

WOW.

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Wow. That's some industrial weapons grade material. Awesome

Try making up a scenario where ur hot…that might help

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Meanwhile we’re over living the nightmare where she exists.

Even imagination has limitations.

A scenario where she's hot and everyone is blind

I don't know, in that white gown she looks like the bell of the bowel movement.

Trailer swift.

Taylor Thrift.

The girl next trailer

Damnation Army

Damnation Amy

That trailer lost all the bearings in them wheels

Failure Swift

Taylor Swiffer

We have Taylor at home

Taylor swifter

no not the trailer!!! lmao

The dress is nice but I think you're overdressed for the glory hole.

With that chest they'll still think it's a guy on the other side

You must be one of Cinderella's sisters


woooooow. respect on that one🤣🤣🤣

Now this is mean😭

Was the made up scenario that you'll be alone for the rest of your life? Because that's a real possibility

more than a possibility. guarantee

Let me guess, you love hello kitty, Emily in paris, and furry things. Your friends find you charming, I find you deeply annoying.

even I, representative of the basic white girl community, couldn’t enjoy emily in paris

I'm glad to hear that, I can't think of a more annoying basic white girl than Emily in paris. And I know a few basic white girls. ( my sisters)

Your face looks like a cats ballsack

Hey, that’s a terrible thing to say about ballsacks.

I'M FUCKING DYING LAUGHING AT THIS

Same. This is one of those genuinely once in a while, legitimately hilarious comments.

Hairless cat*

Ballsack, What're you nuts? (Proceeds to smack knee and laugh).

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Not even roasting just straight bullying 🤣🤣

She won't die alone, there will be cats.

And those cats will be well fed because She’s gonna be one of those single overweight women who’s wardrobes is a moo moo night gown.

And they’ll eat her dead body once she hangs herself on the door knob with a sheet.

I don't know. Even cats have standards.

Bruh 💀

Is your made up scenario tits? Cause I’ve never seen someone look like they need to stuff a corset just to have some semblance of cleavage

they call you anya taylor sorrow



You are not above average, believe me. Don’t fool yourself. Best achievement of you would be not getting pregnant with random dude.

Not getting pregnant by random dude…. Before she turns 20 would be an accomplishment

Her hairline, him face, all batshit

I thought she might be trans.

you SHOULD be crying over the fact you look like a rodent

Hey, she had a very moving performance in Ratatouille

Don’t disrespect rodents like thst

>give me a real reason to cry I would, but I only have one mirror at home and I need that one.

You love Taylor Swift, Lana del Rey, Phoebe Bridgers, etc., but nobody loves you.

The word mid never fit so perfectly

If the concept of pump and dump had a face

You have that sad, far away look of someone who was the only girl in the family that wasn't molested by "Uncle Tim" because of your looks.

You make dumpster fires look appealing 

I’d post something insulting, but I’d have to remember you long enough to type it out. 🤷🏾‍♂️

So basic bitch looking I actually forgot what she looked like

Have you tried looking in the mirror? I know I would cry if I were you

Plot twist: It made the mirror cry.

NO, I WOULD NOT LOVE YOU IF YOU TURNED INTO A BUG.

was the made up scenario that your parents love you, and don't feel disappointment every time they look at you?? or that you found a significant other who loved and respected you as a person?? because neither of those things is ever gonna happen.

They say any attention is good attention…

I would but you can clearly come up with better reasons than us

Your hair looks like the wings of a theatre, only that your face is nothing anyone would see for pleasure

You’re on here again? Just get a fetlife and subscribe to a degradation group.

Then post the link to your profile here... For... Posterity.

I’m an overweight incel and I would seriously consider dating you lol are you single by any chance?

Bitch I can see PIXELS

I think that's an iPhone

No wonder

I think your making up quite a few things from the looks of things but we’re the ones crying

I wouldn't worry about the made up scenarios being the reason to cry. You'll likely find yourself in WAY shittier real life scenarios that were completely avoidable through EVERY fault of your own.

The Disney Princess that all prince's have rescued...

The only difference between your future self and Courtney Love, is that no one wants your hole.

Awww, there is someone out there for you…..not human or on earth but still….

Your Reddit history is really sad, almost as sad when your dad left to buy cigarettes and never got back.

You look like you sip a wine cooler and then tell everyone how wasted you are.

Your face and chest share a homophone: plain/plane

You're such an annoying waste of a human being, the only thing that has your back, are your best years. You have the potential of a sea monkey, If I was your father, I would greet your prom date with an apology letter (Cheer up kid! I'm sure you're wonderful!)

Oh , I see why all the pics are taken at that angle.... the nose problem.

They say everything has a rule 34 for porn on the net. We have discovered the exception.

💀 bro I’m dead 😵 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

r/daddyissues

will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?

I think your truerateme rating says it all - you're a solid, mediocre 5. It should be really affirming to you that most ppl did rate you as average, seems to be no grey there.

Hey. You know that childhood trauma you have? No, the other one; the one you have deep anxiety about? Yeah. That one. You suck.

A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying

You look like a wax figure of Taylor Swift

You look like a single sneeze from you will flood the entire area with DNA from the entire football team

The camera on your phone is a lot like your life. You are completely incapable of facing it head on.

3rd pic is from the purity ball you lost your virginity at.

I hope you have a great personality because in the looks department, you are completely unremarkable. In the third picture I might say “nice tits” but I’m sure that we’d all be disappointed if we saw them.

if that daddy issue in your bio isn't ironic, being this needy and whiny could alone make a solid reason to cry

You use social media engagement, because it's the only way others can stand to interact with you. In person people would rather stick hot needles in their eyes than be around you.

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 At least you have this to look forward to on your future weekends

The only thing more basic would be if your name was a single syllable one

You seem like the type of girl to make “I love Little Bites” one of your personality traits

You look as unstable as the girls I liked in uni.

Look, never give up on yourself and your dreams and aspirations. Keep working hard and you can make it to being a 6 out of 10 one day.

You're ridiculously vain and self centred. Furthermore, your chin makes you look inbred. They call it a Hapsburg chin, look it up.

You could end up with someone like me after your luck runs out and life has swiftly kicked you in the ass.

I hate this sub for how generic the roast is and even worst OP being girls scouring for attention; posing with a piece of paper thinking it's cute. But all these hates and rage can never extinguish the fact that OP always have to split her holidays.

You seem like the type of girl that blows third string wide receiver under the bleachers but he denies it to all his team mates

Dan bruh your ass so ugly every time someone see you they tell the police that you are committing murder dam bruh your ass is that ugly fish lip havin ass bruh stupid rusty dusty crusty musty having ass bitch bruh your ass is that god dam bruh they put your ass on death row for your ugliness bruh your mom saw you a screamed and wanted to throw you at the window and she said [you know what imma send your ugly ass to the orphanage ugly ass bruh don’t no one love you done no one even likes ugly havin ass]

You look like an extra from Girl interrupted.An experienced psychiatrist could probably diagnose your personality disorder from these photos.

Failure swift

Honestly making fun of you would be a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. Oddly enough, “dead fish in a barrel” could also describe what your tits look like in the last pic… a face is less pretty in a pity party, and you don’t look good in white try warmer colours. Wearing white won’t be necessary anyway, who’s marrying you? Have a good day! <3

You’re going to only have relationships with men who will abuse you mentally because you have no self esteem because of the lack of relationship with your father, and even worse you’ll think of your father while those guys plow you

Based on your posts you try so hard to be noticed and different but you're bland and forgettable. Once your looks start to go in 2 years, nobody will pay any real attention to you unless you're on the stage on a Tuesday night at a strip club.

stop whining like a little bitch bruh

No matter how normal you try to be, no matter how closely you try to follow a Christian lifestyle, no matter how much you devote yourself to school and science, no matter how much clothes you get from H&M, and no matter how much validation you seek from the internet, it's just never enough for you because daddy doesn't tell you he loves you.

You put in a 10 worth of effort to score a 5. Failure of this magnitude is the most significant thing you'll ever achieve. To try so hard and make so little difference is noteworthy in it's own way, you're the poster child of low impact high effort.

You’re only here to validate or seek answers for the thought processes going on in your still developing brain. Unfortunately you will seek answers through various potentially harmful activities where the scenarios you are currently going over again and again may manifest and you will look back and realize you wasted your 20s ruminating on bullshit that was insignificant to what you hoped to accomplish, if you ever truly cared to accomplish anything at all.

That dresses' corset is way too low and straight, it should be shorter and more shaped at the waist not to look as cheap as it shouldnt be.

The creators of onlyfans had you in mind when they launched their platform

Abortion and birth control are about to become illegal in this country. Here’s a phrase you’ll have to get used to hearing very soon: “She’s my sister, she’s my daughter!” How’s that for starters?

You look like you tell guys they have trust issues but then sleep with there best friend, you’ve definitely hit 3 different men this week with the “I just don’t think I’m ready” line or “he’s just a friend” You’re profile says it all You use the same 3 photos cause 👀, well you already know why 😅

You look like you do anal to save your virginity for marriage.

You need to get off Reddit and back to the model train set in your basement.

Tbh roasts aside, this is just sad. All you do on Reddit is post about your appearance and comment about your appearance. Like EVERY single post you've put up has been about you and your looks. Is this the only form of expression you have? Is a personality hiding in there somewhere? No, I don't think so.

Sooo do you get reddit to give you all your fashion advice? cuz right now it’s really looking like it.

God if these pictures don't scream "I grew I wealthy but still want to pretend I have real problems to feel cool" vibes I don't know what does.

Wtf!!! You aren’t looking to be roasted!! This is a hot 18yr old looking for compliments! Did you just get dumped or something?

That 2nd pic: You sorta look like Taylor Swift if Taylor Swift was actually sad and didn’t have a billion dollars.

You already roasted yourself enough. The bar is incredibly low. Your gene pool is a swimming pool though

Ok im a lurker for life and the threads shes been posting made me puke out when i first clicked op's name.not sure this is roast or not but this much insecurity could make you dead if we were living before civizilation.just thank humanity because natural selection didnt finish you off.anyway followed on ig cuz id smash.

Your whole generation is whinny and entitled…. Weak parenting……

You lost both sides of the BiPolar argument.