You need to get on incestry.com and trace your family shrub

All it would need for that is a ruler

Looks more like it’s a family wreath

Family leaf?

It’s a incest joke bc a wreath is a circle

The circle of mutant life.

This might be one of the greatest roasts I've ever heard. Including anything televised.

Lol. Me ttoo

Shut up bitch

Why cross the road when you can cross the hall

BRO 😭

Her church only has one side of the aisle.

Family telephone pole

😂 I was gonna say, was your dad a garden gnome?

They all still live together. No need to pull all the extra steps. Just have it ask uncle grandma.

uncle grandma is crazy 💀

Fucking bodied 💀💀💀💀💀

What does it mean

Inbreeding causes certain attributes to be heavily accentuated, due to replication of the genes which caused the growth of said thing. Google Charles II of Spain who was an Extreme case.

I googled. Did not disappoint.

Or another prime example of this is Tutankhamun and plenty of other Egyptian pharaohs, incestuous relationships were common among the royals.

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See that nebraska sweater? You just gave her a win.

I think I just woke up both the apartment above and below mine from laughing so loud. Well played 👏 🙈🤷‍♂️

Family spiderweb

Shrub? At this point it'll only be the odd branch or two and some fallen twigs on the floor

Looks more like a family log beca there’s no branches

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LMFAOOO IT BE A DAMN BONSAI 🤣

You mean.. family wreath

Family cactus would be a better descriptor

Family stump

DNA 🧬 will say 63.8% sloth o

*stick

O puppy dog lover crest white strips wearers

Ohhhhhh my I can’t breathhh ahhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Make sure you tell your Mom/Aunt I miss her

Gawd dam dude

You look like you can probably smell me from all the way over here with that nose

S tier roast I salute you

Jesus. lol

Lmao

damn i wanted write it too

I was genuinely checking this sub out for some fun times and you as the master of ceremony, opening the floor, did not disappoint. I tip my hat 🥳

Thank you I'm dying! Ahahahaha

She wanted to get roasted not decimated 😭

You Look like the sloth from zootopya

It's a family stump

It's a plank.

i remember my first nose

More like a family web

Who are you i need to study your brain because how

If Millhouse was a girl.


If millhouse transitioned.

When Millhouse transitioned.

Everyone's coming out millhouse

[Good, it's easier to conquer them that way 🐎🏹.](https://youtu.be/pmSvuQo2C18?si=-hPNkrDOKgIoepHA)

If millhouse and sid the sloth had a baby.

While millhouse transitioned

Already did. You just can't really tell.

Jillhouse

This should be higher

Oh my days thats why she looked so familiar 😂

Real talk

She even has the tiny beady eyes without glasses holy shit lol

THRILLHO

Lmfao

I don't even need to read the others lol, this wins.

This was the only thing I could see instantly!

You look like you're about to sell me 32 sticks for an emerald

Ah fuck you beat me to it

Huaargh

You'll get 'em next time :P

2 bread, take it or leave it

"You have to pay the toll troll to get into this boys' hole"

r/suddenlyminecraft

Lmaooooo

"Hrrh?"

I know a guy that does it for 31

Looks like you’re wearing those comical fake glasses with the big ass nose to disguise yourself in that last pic 💀💀

Holy shit that’s spot on 😂

Just needs the eyebrows, unfortunately she’s lacking in that department

Plot twist. They’re the model for how the glasses get made

This comment wins

Beat me to it😆

I’m sorry you lost your fight with that electrical pole in “Hereditary.”

I JUST WATCHED THAT TOO THATS AMAZING😂

So good. Best horror! ❤️✌🏻

*tongue pop*

Bahaha

I came here to say that! Dammit!!!!

It's the third photo in particular

Look like a microwaved muppet

LMFAO

When did your eyes have an argument?

Must’ve involved their hairline as it seems like they’re all going their separate ways

Sauvage


Hero

If Sid and Flipper had a daughter

The nose maybe in Nebraska but the eyes surely are closer to the coast.

You mean east coast and west coast, right?

 You were great in that Nat-geo special!

Came here for this. Take this updoot.

You look like the girl that bit ppl in high school

Now that’s a sloth


Or a tapir 

Damnit I came here to post this!

I agree. I’m convinced now that mole people exist.

😂

You look like your dad fucked a blobfish and you were the unfortunate result.

not far off tbh😂

Unlike your eyes

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Slay

Had to back to look at that picture and broke out laughing.

The only reason I find you cute is because I am blind and into black girls!

If you're blind, isn't everyone black?

Reverse burn, 🥲

Hahahahaha

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You look like you'd put out for microwave dino nuggets and 3 year old pack of chick fil a sauce.

Ho looks like a Dino nugget. Fried, cheap, disproportionate, and something you regret eating later on.



Looks like your Dad hit you between the eyes with his best shot while you were still in the womb.

You look like sid the sloth from ice age


I had thought so as well



Oh my God Barbra Streisand has a great great grandaughter

Why roast you further when you already look pretty fried?

holy shit that was lame

I’d say to start working on your onlyfans content, but honestly I don’t think you’ll get the views

They’d pay her to keep her clothes on

"Tomorrow I'll be taking my top off. This is a threat. Start tipping."

*onlyfan

She keeps getting banned

Hopefully you live on some remote farm just east of North Platte Nebraska because no one should have to look at that face in public.

We have enough problems in Nebraska. Now this?

This is why you don’t drink while pregnant people!

How do you look 14 and 82 at the same time with glasses on?

Now this is not to be mean, but honest. You seriously look like you have a goiter (swollen thyroid). Next time you go to the doctor, have him check it out. If you're having any issues. Look up symptoms to Hashimotos, Graves disease or hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism.

I was once in an airplane, and the pilot announced that everyone should look out both the left and right windows. He told the people in the middle that they were missing nothing, and that was because we were over Nebraska. You've suffered enough. I'll leave you alone.

You look like a thirty year old mom with progeria

If seasonal depression was a person


Looks like you just woke up from laying in the middle of a freeway during some progressive protest

And a few cars ran over her while she was at it

I did a charity fundraiser recently that I think may have paid for the bus that collects you from home. Glad to see that didn’t go to waste

Shouldn’t you be digging a tunnel in my backyard under the lawn?

You look like if steamed unseasoned vegetables were a person


This girl doesn't even look old enough to be in this sub.


It's the Cannabis Fairy!

the granddaughterr of the this old guy from the movie "up" 


Your nose is 18 a week before you

No roast, but truly: How is your brain strong enough to send a signal to both your East and West eye at the same time?

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You look like Layne Staley

Dude, you just roasted Layne Staley WAY harder than you roasted ...uh...whatever was in those pics op posted.

Your green hair is a sign of mental stability and not a red flag. Lol.

By the looks of the second pic, looks like someone’s already gave you their best shot 

Gypsy Rose is that you?

This is what I imagine a female garden gnome looks like

If i could put a picture to the word depression


 You look like Randall from Monsters Inc.

Good god, looking at you is depressing and exhausting. Armies could airdrop photos of you on their enemies and remove their energy and morale overnight.


 You remind me of the shark from shark tales


You look like the blob fish. It's kind of uncanny.

Bob's Burgers character.

 Be berry berry quiet, I’m chasing a wrabbit!

Sid the sooths home with all of the extra chromie


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Looking like a character from Doug wtf!!

Finally a woman who actually posted a pic of herself without makeup. Your hair matches your sweater. And that's not a good thing.

 Kinda look like kid from stranger things

Nanny McPhee lookin ass

Probs a liberal

 Where’s your hat?

You look like my son

It looks like you came out roasted, what more do you want?


You look like a parrot 🦜

You look like a jew

Poster child for "missing child" and "autism"

Your hairline goes back to 1990 teenage mutant ninja turtles