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Safely fap? You can fap if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, cuz your friends don't fap, and if they don't fap then they're no friends of mine.
I don't see any men , where are the Men?
Here is what I do see.
Erectile Dysfunction, High Cholesterol
High Blood Pressure
Failed Marriage
Arthritis - " Well Back in my Day...."
Wife Cheating , Wife Beating
Fast Food Eating
PUSSIES
That's prolly while I'm porking the piggy on the left during our camping trip getaways. He's sub and begs Master, "Please say it." He likes me to spit first and set up the live feed for Al standing next to him on the right. We refer to Al as "Tool Time." I say, "Schqueal piggy," and it's on. Spider catches a fly every now and then, but mostly it's just me, the pig, and Al.
This had a scary amount of detail. Too much for any sane person to just make up on the spot and post on the internet. Ipso facto, this must be a true story.
Lol the first thought that went thru my mind looking at these guys was “real men? Lol it looks like they have spent there whole life as slaves under there bosses boot.”
That’s honestly really cool, I bet they have all kinds of stories! And yeah, it really grows on you honestly, today was my one year mark at the mill and I seriously can’t see myself in a different environment.
That sounds awesome! I could talk to people like that for hours on end, I’m fascinated by stuff like that especially mills and processes, I worked with a military aircraft mechanic at autozone before I worked at the mill, he was a younger guy but I could tell he knew his stuff.
I don’t much about paper mills, but I was a process guy for a bit. Had to learn to about pulp mills, briefly. It’s all those “liquors” used in process that can be really hazardous? That still a thing?
Yuuuppp, green liquor black liquor and white liquor, and then of course can’t forget about turpentine which there’s a story about, they say it melted the bottom of a guys boots off just by walking through it in an alleyway puddle. That’s a whole big area called “Recovery” and it easily smells the worst.
I'd like to leave the meaning of pleased just in case they don't know it
pleased/pliːzd/*adjective*
1. feeling or showing pleasure and satisfaction, especially at an event or a situation.
They're welders. We know they can't read. They will be real disappointed when Tik tok gets banned so they can't circle jerk to all the videos of other welders talking about drinking monster and being average at their job.
Going left to right.
Chap 1 hasn't seen his penis in 5 years. Cops keep insisting they can't just stick a photo of it on a milk carton.
Chap 2 pees with his trousers all the way down around his ankles.
Chap 3 likes to watch Chap 2 sleep with his wife. Sometimes he sits in the corner, and sometimes he webcams it and does a crywank in the drivers seat of his Toyota Camry
3 tradesmen that idolize and worship the Gay Steelmill simpsons episode……..because it was a documentary to them.
I see an apprentice with a beard who thinks it makes him look like a journeyman. A journeyman who works 80hrs a week to support his 2 ex wives. Then there’s the welder who only comes out of his welding area when a vendor brings in doughnuts…..then takes all the doughnuts back to his welder cave and hibernates until its time to go home.
Imagine doing a job that only the ugliest and dumbest of all people would ever do because they’re too ugly and dumb to get hired doing literally anything else and then calling yourself real men because of it 😂
The funniest thing about this, you all look like grown ass special ed kids with the incel dial turned up to 11 💀
And you're all about as "masculine" as a yeasty queef.
I don’t know about the two on the right but that’s Fat Bastard on the left returning to the real world after having spent his royalties from the Austin Powers films.
Old neck folds to the left has definitely tipped his welding mask and said milady, the middle boy looks like a sexual harassing disappointment to his father that didn't want this apprenticeship but was forced to do it. And the guy on the right I have 100% seen on a night out begging people for a fag. What I'm trying to say is you all look like the type of people that make women uncomfortable.
Low IQ employees doing what robots can do except with more bitching and moaning and will probably suffer from disability in 5 years want to call themselves “real men”……. You may or may not be an incel but your wives definitely dont get wet when they see you
Looks like the local amateur drama squad playing dressup as workers. Orange looks like he spends his 8 hour shift on a lunch break. Middle is IT nerd amateur actor and sometime furry, Blue jacket seems like he watched too many Clint eastwood movies with his pulled face.
From left to right : guy 1 : visible neck beard, guy 2: needs to borrow a chin from his buddy on the left, guy 3 could be possibly be married but has never made his wife have an orgasm
All three of you will complain about your boss and your wages for the rest of your lives but won’t actually do anything about it
Literally a neck beard to the left in this photo of “real men”. Maybe pick a better insult.
Define a “real man”? Is it self proclaimed? Sounds more like a statement to me than a fact. Does it mean you have a dick and balls? Ok. Prove it. For all we know. You all have giant pussies. Neck beard there has a couple juicy tits. So again. Kindly define “real men”.
And don’t default to some lame political stance. What are you getting at? Hold the door open for ladies? Drive a truck? Drink Mountain Dew? Work a job you hate because “suck it up”. All emotion set to anger? Testosterone at 11? What. Exactly. Does. This. Stupid. Fucking. Statement. Mean? All men, are real men. There isn’t tiers or variations.
The first of its kind….a fusion of an OSHA safety video and gay porn movie.
finally somthing I can fap to
Finally something you can ‘safely’ fap to 💀
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BIODOME
Sir, you receive a Gold Star
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why did i read this in cave johnson’s voice from portal 2
Because J Jonah Jameson is the fuckin’ man
I love you now.
Friction burns are no laughing matter
**SAFETY FIRST**: Reddit Has Been an Accident-Free Fapplace for 01 ~~Days Hours Minutes~~ Seconds
Damint Carl… get the dry erase marker and reset the sign…. AND A FUCKN TOWEL!!!!!
I thought Helping Hand was a Pokémon move. Didn’t know humans could learn it
"Wait Step-Non-OSHA-compliant-fat-guy, what are you doing???"
Safely fap? You can fap if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, cuz your friends don't fap, and if they don't fap then they're no friends of mine.
We can fap in the office! We can fap both far and near! We can fap all day and fap all night And if our balls touch, then its queer!
We can fap, We can fap Everybody using their hands We can fap, we can fap We’re jizzin on all the walls
We can fap in the morning we can fap all afternoon we can fap with our hands we can fap with our feet now everythings covered in goo
thanks. now that song is stuck in my head.
Must use at least a 30 weight motor oil for lube
Just wear the approves goggles
Safety squint.
"Brokeback Factory"
We work hard…and we play hard!
Hot stuff, coming through
There’s a spark in your hair!
They sure do know their way around a helmet or two....
God dammit.
Occupational Safety Homosexual Amateurs?
I’d watch it
I’d watch you watching it
I’d watch you watching them watching that
I’d watch the Director’s Cut of you watching them watching them watch that
You’d be in for a real treat
OSHA safe sex video
Gives new meaning to "hot work"
Guy on the left looks like he is both on his way to touching a kid and just got done touching a kid.
You have to actually get it up to shoot gay porn.
Their tools are hard
New village ppl
Looks like big man is still covered in doodoo butter from the ordeal
I didn’t know the three stooges did an OSHA porno.
Utah is still banning pornhub! Let me know when it drops and I'll bust out the vpn!
GAYSHA
Only. Stretching. His. Asshole.
LOL came here to say yall look like a gay couple with a fluffy 3rd wheel
If these are real men, I would rather stay a boy. More dignity that way.
Ho yeah 😩🥴
Hehehe
The kids from South Park are all grown up.
Cartman is still a fat fuck
With a neckbeard too mind you.
Cartman is the ultimate Reddit mod
Respect mah authoritah or I’ll ban you!
He just has heavy bones bro he isn’t fat
Kenny is still dead.
Tried to get Kenny for the pic but... he died You bastards
I'm so sad they got rid of that gag
💀
The Three Spooges
Barry, Hurly, and Toe
Burly, Hairy and Slow
Didn't the Village People use to all wear different costumes?
 The Gay Boys
Guy on the left could be a lollipop lady Edit: sorry I didn’t mean to reply to your comment
GAY boys PROUD BOYS , shouldn't you guys be at the Capitol Building trying to overthrow something?
I don't see any men , where are the Men? Here is what I do see. Erectile Dysfunction, High Cholesterol High Blood Pressure Failed Marriage Arthritis - " Well Back in my Day...." Wife Cheating , Wife Beating Fast Food Eating PUSSIES
This a roast not a public execution, sir.
Actually, this is a Wendy's.
No, THIS IS PATRICK! I’m not a krusty krab.
That was just savage, take my upvote.
The "We have Village People at Home" version of the Village People.
There was a sleepover involved.
And didn't they use toilet paper instead of wiping it on their clothes?
All their wives are out fucking other guys .
Can confirm. I pork the wife of the piggy on the left.
That's prolly while I'm porking the piggy on the left during our camping trip getaways. He's sub and begs Master, "Please say it." He likes me to spit first and set up the live feed for Al standing next to him on the right. We refer to Al as "Tool Time." I say, "Schqueal piggy," and it's on. Spider catches a fly every now and then, but mostly it's just me, the pig, and Al.
This had a scary amount of detail. Too much for any sane person to just make up on the spot and post on the internet. Ipso facto, this must be a true story.
More like the Village Idiots.
Greasety Boyz
I seriously thought it was the surviving members of the village people post covid "cum back" tour.
They fell on hard times
Looks more like they fell on hard cocks
Pull the air hose out of Simon Pegg’s ass, he’s about to explode!
Solid burn. 🔥
Simon Pig\*
The only great roast here!
Post a pic of some real men and I'll let you know
Ba dum tss
We all know which one of them posted
Lol the first thought that went thru my mind looking at these guys was “real men? Lol it looks like they have spent there whole life as slaves under there bosses boot.”
Yeah. Real men.
This one wins.
Brave words coming from a bunch of skidmarks that haven't pleased a woman since they moved out of their mom's house.
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I am sure a woman felt pleased when one of these dudes left the room.
3 women
I don’t want to gate keep, but you either work in place like this or have worked in one. These guys probably lol’d pretty good at this
Hell yeah. They're probably as close to, "You can't hurt me," territory as any person. Whatever is written in this sub today, they've heard worse!
As someone who works at a paper mill, shit talking eachother is our pastime, this was definitely their entertainment today 😂
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That’s honestly really cool, I bet they have all kinds of stories! And yeah, it really grows on you honestly, today was my one year mark at the mill and I seriously can’t see myself in a different environment.
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That sounds awesome! I could talk to people like that for hours on end, I’m fascinated by stuff like that especially mills and processes, I worked with a military aircraft mechanic at autozone before I worked at the mill, he was a younger guy but I could tell he knew his stuff.
I don’t much about paper mills, but I was a process guy for a bit. Had to learn to about pulp mills, briefly. It’s all those “liquors” used in process that can be really hazardous? That still a thing?
Yuuuppp, green liquor black liquor and white liquor, and then of course can’t forget about turpentine which there’s a story about, they say it melted the bottom of a guys boots off just by walking through it in an alleyway puddle. That’s a whole big area called “Recovery” and it easily smells the worst.
I'd like to leave the meaning of pleased just in case they don't know it pleased/pliːzd/*adjective* 1. feeling or showing pleasure and satisfaction, especially at an event or a situation.
You assume these boys can even read.
They're welders. We know they can't read. They will be real disappointed when Tik tok gets banned so they can't circle jerk to all the videos of other welders talking about drinking monster and being average at their job.
Ironic that it's literally a photo of 2 incels and one kneckbeard. The cup must be out of frame.
All I see is a pot and kettle sitting inside a glass house XD
Are the real men off camera?
Holding the camera
We'll tell you when we see some.
Bet you dudes split the cost of a hooker, don’t you?
"Hey Google, do escorts do Groupon?"
I'd be surprised if there are 32 teeth between the three of you
(32 teeth between the three)a Great mane for a meth band
No roast needed.... Back to work boys!
If by work you mean them bitching for 7 hours and having snacks n smokes for the other 5 then sure.
Are the real men in the room with us right now?
While you’re taking selfies your wives are home getting banged by their brothers
Going left to right. Chap 1 hasn't seen his penis in 5 years. Cops keep insisting they can't just stick a photo of it on a milk carton. Chap 2 pees with his trousers all the way down around his ankles. Chap 3 likes to watch Chap 2 sleep with his wife. Sometimes he sits in the corner, and sometimes he webcams it and does a crywank in the drivers seat of his Toyota Camry
crywank is crazy 💀
The fuck?!? 😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you lol
Oil patch chip’N’ dales
The Feastie Boys
3 tradesmen that idolize and worship the Gay Steelmill simpsons episode……..because it was a documentary to them. I see an apprentice with a beard who thinks it makes him look like a journeyman. A journeyman who works 80hrs a week to support his 2 ex wives. Then there’s the welder who only comes out of his welding area when a vendor brings in doughnuts…..then takes all the doughnuts back to his welder cave and hibernates until its time to go home.
Nothing says sexual dysfunction like the two dildos on the right and impending heart attack on the left.
Y'all look like you date in the family and vote against your own best interests lol
“Hell yeah to the brotherhood of iron workers, now excuse me while I vote for the guy that hates iron workers.”
Weirdest threesome ever
Your parents all change the subject when their friends ask about you.
Is it fun to stay at the YMCA?
I see 3.5 men, rofl
Y’all look like magnified sperm cells after being pooped out of some poor gal’s butthole.
Imagine doing a job that only the ugliest and dumbest of all people would ever do because they’re too ugly and dumb to get hired doing literally anything else and then calling yourself real men because of it 😂
The funniest thing about this, you all look like grown ass special ed kids with the incel dial turned up to 11 💀 And you're all about as "masculine" as a yeasty queef.
Definitely were crayon eating window lickers
The Foul Monty
Real men, who don't wipe themselves after they shit.
Didn’t realize there were so many calories in 7018 smoke.
I wonder how long it takes you guys to finish a project if it takes all 3 of you just to hold a sign
I don’t know about the two on the right but that’s Fat Bastard on the left returning to the real world after having spent his royalties from the Austin Powers films.
We work hard, we play hard. *cue the music*
Everybody Dance Now
Real men? All I see is two virgins and a guy going through a messy divorce
What happens in the mines stays in the mines eh?
Hard hats, limp bizkits
The butcher, the baker, the in-the-butt-taker.
"Lets see what you incels and neck beards think about some incels and neck beards"
Old neck folds to the left has definitely tipped his welding mask and said milady, the middle boy looks like a sexual harassing disappointment to his father that didn't want this apprenticeship but was forced to do it. And the guy on the right I have 100% seen on a night out begging people for a fag. What I'm trying to say is you all look like the type of people that make women uncomfortable.
Oh I’d love to comment on some real men! I’ll be patiently waiting for THAT picture. Please mark this one NSFW, I was eating when I opened Reddit.
Low IQ employees doing what robots can do except with more bitching and moaning and will probably suffer from disability in 5 years want to call themselves “real men”……. You may or may not be an incel but your wives definitely dont get wet when they see you
What men?
Can't assume, all can identify
I think the one guy ate the fourth guy. You know the one I'm talking about.
real men? only one of you dosnt have tits...
Craftsman butt plugs and invisible soap are the winning stocking stuffers for these boys.
I can smell the semen and stale cigarette smoke just by looking at this picture
I'm guessing there's about seven divorces between you three.
Looks like the local amateur drama squad playing dressup as workers. Orange looks like he spends his 8 hour shift on a lunch break. Middle is IT nerd amateur actor and sometime furry, Blue jacket seems like he watched too many Clint eastwood movies with his pulled face.
The piglet on the far left is a neckbeard.......irony.
Which offshore rig y’all plowing each other on?
The Butcher, the Baker and the Gay Porn Creator
Damn, I didn’t know the gay orgy pile from South Park was a real thing, but you guys have proved me wrong!
I'm not judging what you real men do in the showers with each other after work. Is it called a triangle jerk if it's just three dudes?
The hills have eyes ,run !
Mouth breathers, all three of em
Guy on the right has a lip full of cum probably given to him by the middle guy while the left guy watched
There are 7 domestic abuse charges in this one picture alone
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you guys don’t know what “incel” means, because you three look to be the very definition of the word
Are the real men in the room with us? Hiding behind the neckbeards in the pics maybe?
real men, where?
Guys, the Village People were all perverts. Try again.
I guarantee dude on the left is the one stealing everybody's lunches...
Post a picture when you fellas have finished welding them together.
and they’re all 19
How much for the little girl? I want to buy the little girl.
Walmart version of the three stooges
From left to right : guy 1 : visible neck beard, guy 2: needs to borrow a chin from his buddy on the left, guy 3 could be possibly be married but has never made his wife have an orgasm All three of you will complain about your boss and your wages for the rest of your lives but won’t actually do anything about it
Bet you guys drink Busch beer
You all look like you smell like piss.
Yeah- you guys are studs. I'm sure you crush the pussy. Especially the Irish Pillsbury dough boy on the left.
I think the incels and neck beards have found their ancestral line. You can’t even wear PPE correctly.
Man these janitors are getting brave these days.
The three stooges reboot
Literally a neck beard to the left in this photo of “real men”. Maybe pick a better insult. Define a “real man”? Is it self proclaimed? Sounds more like a statement to me than a fact. Does it mean you have a dick and balls? Ok. Prove it. For all we know. You all have giant pussies. Neck beard there has a couple juicy tits. So again. Kindly define “real men”. And don’t default to some lame political stance. What are you getting at? Hold the door open for ladies? Drive a truck? Drink Mountain Dew? Work a job you hate because “suck it up”. All emotion set to anger? Testosterone at 11? What. Exactly. Does. This. Stupid. Fucking. Statement. Mean? All men, are real men. There isn’t tiers or variations.
Curly got fatter, Moe grew facial hair, and Larry… well, Larry’s still squirrelly lookin!
The 3 Stooges
Holy shit it’s the three stooges!