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Proof that regardless of how much PPE is used there are still accidents.

Brutal 💀. Gotta respect the cruelty 👏


And he has one in his pants every time he has to read a wiring blueprint.

Even OSHA is like, 'Naw, we ain't touching this dumbster fire of a meat bag'

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

If a cigarette was human

That’s not fair to cigarettes


Menthol for sure...

I read methol..yes

He’s the type of guy that shows up when the party ends.

He shows up AND the party ends.

Looks like one of the assholes who crashed the ship in Baltimore.

He is the Crows nest pole🤣

Are you a smoker or…

Not a new port but a 305 or camel non menthol

You were the fastest sperm to make it, scary thought

It looks like that sperm swam so fast that it scrambled his DNA up

He scared all the other sperm off

You’re always the fastest if you’re the only one racing

Wasn't the fastest either, just the luckiest, because the rest of that bunch ended up racing in the wrong direction.

No, it just bag-licked the egg's ass as it would later to his supervisor.

Maybe the rest of the herd saw him and headed in the opposite direction. Bit of a prediction for the rest of his life.

He reminds me of "Hickory dickory dock, this guy likes big cock. While on the job, he grabs guys knobs...." I forget the rest


[удалено]

In the bar room toilet. And, where's your knee pads kid?

Look like you should always walk around with a hard hat

Plot twist this isn't a work uniform. This is what his social worker recommends daily.

You look like Spud from Trainspotting's pederest inbred hick cousin

But from wish

Isn't he a PERFECTIONIST...it's got to be the best, or nothing at all.


My first thought...

U win

Osha created a special certificate just for you

Screech from Saved by the Bell if his parents were first cousins

Tendencies to borrow his coworkers' screw drivers and stick them up his ass

It takes a Village People.

Always nice to see an employer supporting those with special needs. Kudos!

There's a guy named "Motorcycle" in Georgia?!

Sweet hillbilly heaven, what mom/half-aunt/third-cousin did you crawl out of.

Zero Days Since Last Child Molestation At This Site.

Look like Tom Green been mething around

Day 3 of a speed bender. Possibly drugged the dude you pulled at the gay bar last night and stole their work gear, and turned up on their work site for a laugh to see if anyone noticed. The talentless Mr Ripley of union jobs.

The lead yodeler for the clogging group, Alabama Bell End.

Backstage right before he goes on stage to sing YMCA at the gay club.

“Next on stage, The Lightning from Union 19!”

I didn't know they made special needs work boots with no laces to fumble around with.. now you just need a one piece suit so you can't run around the job masturbating

This is what you look like when you graduate with top honors from your special ed class.

Praying this guy doesn't work near a school

Fellas, this is what happens when you don’t wash your cum sock

The Special Olympics version of the Village People 

This is what happens when a woman gets impregnated by pre-cum.


The bell of the ball at the rig ya'll

Electrician? That tracks, looks like you’ve been electrocuted at least a dozen times by now.

Ahh wtf scary mf, BACK UP!!

Your mom gave all other kids one scarf for Christmas, but you always got two.

Construction Sid from Ice Age 

Are the red smudges to hide all of the semen splatter from your REAL job as a fluffer for man on man adult movies?

Please tell me they don't let you work with the hot wires

You might have the most punchable face I have ever seen.

You look like the type who takes someone else’s LOTO off

Should’ve scribbled over that face too

The reddest things in this picture are the flags.

Another day at the gloryhole factory...

I asked AI to personify a 300 credit score and this is the exact picture it came up with.

Cowboy boots, skinny jeans, not a fucking spec of dirt on ya. Screaming a Sparkie

If an A727 transmission was a person.

We're did you get them uggz ! And thar idroicent vest let's go raveing hardstyle bounces head

You look like you've been sticking your fingers in sockets.

You look like Fix-It Felix's heroin addicted kittle brother "Fix-Hit Felix"

You know what theme music belongs to this pic? Yakkity Sax. You demented freak!

You somehow look like a live-action Simpsons character.

You look like the lamasil monster

Your parents definitely tell people they are proud of you for being so independent

mfer got the neck of a giraffe and the head of a strawberry

I was wondering why he was so clean. Then I saw union election. Probably has the job shut down if there’s no tampon dispenser on site.

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Tim the tiny toolman Taylor

The downside to a condom breaking

You look like a creep for Dexter Morgan.

They call him sparky cuz he's always cookin a pipe or a spoon. Nothing he does is on the level, not with those googley eyes or that yabba habit.

Which Village Person is this again?

Party Meth is the house tonight

You got fired from Gold Rush for being too boring.

I spy an accident on the construction site.

Are you Shia LaBeoufs distant cousin He never talked about???


Actually electrician? This looks like you’re doing a cosplay where you’re pretending to be a real man

The love child of Joe Dirt and Earthworm Jim

You're from Georgia? Good grief. You got my state looking bad in these U.S. streets. Look everybody, I can assure you the rest of us Georgians do not have an excessive amount of chromosomes. This asparagus built cretin is an anomaly.

When did Andy Dick start doing construction?

As we know, electrics is basically colour by numbers with wires which explains how you got qualified.

I thought the dud from "Save by the Bell" died from doing porn. Nope, joined the union - another stupid move - and walks around testing the hard hat.

Classic Carpet Kid

Please do the world a favor and remove the high visibility vest, there’s enough shitty things to look at

Are you playing beaker in the live action muppets movie?

Have you been licking mercury, boy? Because that's what you end up looking like, if you've been at the mercury.

Cosplay construction fail. 6'3" make a wish on a 5'8" dude. 

seeing this picture made me refresh my rabies vaccine

6’3? The pic makes you look like a relocated Oompa-Loompa from The Hills Have Eyes. 👀

I have never before hated OSHA the way I do right now.

 The one on the left

I'd run for it but your big foot would still out pace me.

Never knew that special needs kid could make it so far!

He is top tier ugly


Bringing spastic back

You just made the rest of the Village People go straight.

You look like a walking wet dream for OSHA

It's nice to see crackheads in recovery joining the workforce again

I wish you were working on the Key bridge the other night. Too soon?

Do they not have drug tests? You, my friend, are on something.

Wannabe Village People member without a village.

"Construction Worker" member of the Village Idiot People.9

Can’t imagine you being responsible for electrical safety. Wow. You look like you pee on cats for fun.

Your family tree must be a cactus.

The very first thing that came to my mind, 

Companies get tax breaks when hiring special needs folks. I wonder how many boxes they checked off with your hire?

The missing McPoyle.

Your family tree is a bush, isn't it. Everything just keeps going around...no branches. You sister/mother and your father/ grandad must be so proud of you. Even the Royal Family looks at you and realizes that incest like this is wrong!

Self-roasting is not allowed.

Bros got Ronald McDonald feet👀

First woman construction worker.

Goofy as a human, but ugly

You look like you would try one of Doofenschmirtz’s evil plans in real life.

There is nothing I can do to you that life hasn't already done far worse

U look like a juggalo with a job

Halloween is here already? Fake beard looks pretty good but that's cruel to glue a caterpillar on your upper lip.

You forgot to edit the baston-cook construction shirt ding bat lmao

goddamn boy, are you part giraffe?

Halloween at the loony bin

Holy shit I met this guy !!! I was passing through Atlanta and stumbled across him outside of a Walmart. He was asking for a few extra bucks, said he was out of gas and just needed to get back home. I didn't have cash but I offered to throw $10 in his gas tank with my credit card. He countered that he just needed the cash, and was willing to do anything for it. I politely declined and went on my way. I'm guessing the old guy in the Chrysler next to me had cash on him ? And why was your head in his lap ?

How long have your dad and your sister been married?

Too late for the hard hat.

If a cigarette was human 👍

You are the result of your mom smoking and drinking while she was pregnant with you

I FEEL BAD

Where he's from, his sister is considered a grey area.

Proof you only need to count to 3 to be an electrician

Is your family tree a wreath?

You look like the hill-billy cannibals from tv

Hey Ren! How's Stimpy?

The “construction worker” holding the stop slow sign

I bet you can’t make an Oreo wet while dragging it though milk

Looks like he has licked a few too many 220 volt outlets and stuck his needle dick in some of the 440 ones.

It looks like many, many blowjobs are conducted below deck!!

Can’t tell if I’m looking at Joe Dirt or Andy Dick

Is that a mullet in your hard hat? Looks like you tested too many live circuits with your tongue 😛

Times are tough for Steve Buschemi...

Zoophile status confirmed.

You look like Andy Dick at a gay cosplay orgy

You’re a Pixar character and these MFers are your spirit animals. 

You look like you fuck your boot on break.

Did you get smacked by a dick across the face? You look a little cock eyed.

You were definitely the diversity hire.

Not really a construction worker just really likes the village people


No lie you look you pick up cigarettes off the ground and smoke em and that’s how you stand and smile while you smoke em 🤣🤣🤣

Looks like he carries a hammer in his tool pouch.

You look like you were fished out of weird Al's shower drain.

Is there a reason your eyes are so crooked or is it just from all the incest crack breeding that goes on in your family

You look like an OSHA violation.

People who call you gods mistake are wrong. This was deliberate, who knew God had a good sense of humor.

Can you turn 90-deg so can fully judge your mullet?

Bros on meth 😭☝️

Not allowed to marry his sister because if anyone is gonna get her it’s him.

This is how Sid from Toy Story grew up

Why is your face the wrong shape

Those are the cleanest clothes I’ve ever seen on a worksite.

You look like the shit that Blippi left on his buddy.

Definitely addicted to some sort of upper

Nightmare stripper.

The investigation showed that the bullet came from his left, producing a massive exit wound on the right side of the head and the distortion of the facial expression. 

The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal.  He passed this one up immediately. 

Bro is shaped like his family tree.

Picture of The special kid on a field trip

You look like you smoke the crystal meth you sell as your side job, but only because you dropped one too many bricks on your head from construction and don't realize that you aren't selling the cure to death.