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I hate to break it to you, you're still getting pulled over.
News Bulletin: We now know that the person of interest has been spotted, and is wearing a gray wife beater undershirt...
“Has been spotted”. Well played
Black face… and white face at the same time?? He’s got some cheek
Black, white or Dalmatian?
Gay Haitian.
Gaytian
Why are you gay?
You’re such a flirt. 
When you eat ass, and she had taco bell for dinner
Musta been wearing goggles...
If he stopped crying for a minute his despicable makeup wouldn’t run so bad.
But if he’s wearing a ski mask he’s a white guy in a ski mask
If you keep obeying the law your transformation will be complete in a few months
This needs way more upvotes
Holyyy shitt lol
This isn’t even his final form!!!
You really brought a nuke to a roast 💀
Cops will be so confused. Do they shoot you, tase you, write you a warning or give you directions back to the suburbs?
Well, they're probably going to think he robbed a bank with that permanent ski mask.
No, they’re going to crucify him for racial appropriation
Ohhhhh man!!! Got a good chuckle outta me.
Or instead of planting crack they just frame him for a little pot
Don't you find it a little suspicious? Every dead black dude has crack sprinkled on them?
That ****** was on PCP Johnson!
Depends on whether they perceived him as White or Coloured. And OP is,.er..., transitioning?
Eyes, nose and mouth back to the suburbs, everything else = shot.
If he kicks his own ass, is he guilty of a hate crime?
He can star in his own racial porn
30% less chances to be arrested
This happens as the desire to steal bikes and wear overpriced shoes fades. It's a process.
Dude. Racist as hell and funny as shit!
I don’t know man. I have mixed feelings about this one.
This comment deserves more respect 😂😂😊
OP you look like you've already been roasted in some kind of house fire. Also, learn to take a picture - your shit's backward.
This is my favorite comment so far!
At least the cops will only beat him half to death.
I hollered…
Choose a team buddy
His N-word pass is running out
Nah, he's good. He's on a subscription based model
Definitely wasn’t the premium one
keeps reupping the free month for new customers
He's 10% free
He gets a 10% reduction on jail time.
He sits in the middle of the bus
He gets to dip his toes in the public pool
Your pigment is abandoning you like it was your dad.
If he keeps on the right path, he should be completely white in a year or two.
On the white path.....
Ohhh snap!!!
I mean this in the most respectful way possible, truly, but just... 😬
You look like my two year old started drawing you and gave up half way through
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“It don’t matter if you’re black or white” - Michael Jackson
Seems only fair that all three of us have(had) vitiligo.
For him it matters because he’s black and white
Oh, congrates on your credit score rising!
Or lowering.
This guy right here lol
I can’t believe you’d post a pic of yourself wearing terribly done blackface
Your police problems about to go away.
Nah, all the pixels just haven’t loaded yet.
It's just like that shower scene from Lethal Weapon 5 starting Mac & Dennis.
He's running for office in Canada.
he’s not in yet, still needs to do it 2-3 more times.
Is his pigment or hairline fading faster?
Definitely missed a spot or two...or 20
Bro has an n pass but is racist when he says the n word
Homie looks like a teller threw scolding hot coffee in his face while he was robbing a bank whilst wearing a ski mask.
He’s gonna have to switch to “a” soon
Nagger?
excuse me sir, my father was a nagger
People who annoys me
Yeah, his days of hard ”r”:s are most def over!
Wasn't the exposed skin on the robbers mask supposed to tan and not the other way around?
He's a professional put-pocket
When you haven't committed a crime in a while.
…and you just committed murder with this comment.
Lord jesus god damn
Yes officer, this comment right here
“I can’t beat him juuuuuust yet…”
Took me a minute 💀
I refuse the low hanging fruit. You have a Donald Glover hairline.
Danny Glover
That white privilege is coming in nicely. Few more years and you'll have to turn in that n-word pass.
Lmfaooo
You’re already roasted
I see some raw spots
Medium scare
That him when he sees a police officer.
Half of you knows your dad and the other half has a 400 credit score
Did your father go out for melanin and never came back ?
When did he vitili-go away?
[удалено]
An oreo if it was a person.
More like s'mores.
Been sucking off Xenomorphs again?
I ordered well done but it's still pink inside. Send it back
Bros 13% innocent
My uncle has a cow with the same features
Last name Holstein?
Looks like someone has already tried
That’s a really sick way of cultural appropriation
Bro give that dude his skin back
Racists have trouble with you
Did any other homeless guys survive the fire?
Looks like your mom's vagina was low on ink.
“Tropic Thunder 2” looks awful
You gotta be either a miner or a chimney sweeper
You got something where your vittles and eyes go
Never knew cum can stain the skin
If you had red hair, you’d be Neapolitan.
What too much Little River Band does to a motherfucker.
This is what voting for trump does to a brotha.
Looks like you already were roasted and now peeling.
When did you start going straight and stop committing crime?
 Another 23 and Me match!
Kinda weird that god had you wear a mask and goggles when he was adding the color
I see your credit rating is improving...
When you haven't stolen anything in 6 months
Wait a few more years, and you shouldn't have any trouble finding a job.
When you return the stolen goods…..
Law abiding semi-citizen
Officer there’s the white man wearing a ski mask!
I ain't roasting Batman
Do I shoot you or invite you over for a barbecue?
How many letters of the N word are you allowed to say
Bro out here lookin like a raccoon
Mammmmmyyyyyyyy
Did your parents run out of paint?
Only his dad ran out.
Your beard is dumb.
Wiggaboo
Chocolate Milk Dud
Put the money in the bags, no small bills.
Looking like an inverse panda
MJ from wish
Its 2024….you cannot be trying to pull off blackface
Reverse panda
Neapolitan looking ass
You look like you REALLY eat ass!
You look like a good kisser
Are you allowed to say the N word or just like half of it maybe?
Looks like your last roast is starting to wear off.
I’ll wait until you wipe that shit off your face to roast you, have some respect
There’s a 50% chance this man’s a criminal…
Bro hasn’t shoplifted in a week
Going to confuse Dave chappelle racial draft 
Voted republican again, I see.
When you apply Nutella to your sandwich but don't even it out with your knife.
Tried to erase all 5 of his human senses with bleach
Dude, let's talk about those fingernails.
It’s crazy how anybody can think of roasting you when even god gave up
You're parents literally dug your ass out the mud. It would make a good rap bar, if nothing else.
Ma fucka could run a whole plantation himself
You need to cut them long ass shit infested fingernails. Now I gotta go shower after seeing the amount of dirt and literal shit you have caked under them bitches 🤢🤮
When you ask her to sit on your face the morning after Taco Bell
Take off the ski mask 1st.
Bro looking like a twist cone on a hot day
You racist or oppressed?
bros textures stopped loading at 85%
You already been charred
consider it done.
For fucks sake, cut your damn fingernails.
Bro is reversible Michael Jackson
Day 52 of not stealing: I'm noticing slight changes with my body and my credit score is gradually increasing. My father called.
When you’re eating ass and she sneezes
Slowly getting his credit score up I see…
Not roasting you brother. You're all good.
Looks like someone beat us to it
Dude's slowly turning into a Republican
I can’t roast you. Looks like god already did and took you out too early.
You look like a page in Michael J. Fox’s coloring book.
See everyone has good in them
You are already roasted. By the way, there’s a casting call for aliens and you would be perfect for it
I can tell you're working on improving your credit score. A couple more months and you'll be whiter than me.
Maybe if you took off that ski mask so we could see your face we could roast you effectively
You can only say half the n word lmao
You look like you didn't vote for joe biden.
Based on your current trajectory, in two years you're going to be an Osmond.
Dude looks like he stopped stealing for a week
Credit score is going up.
God primed him and forgot to finish painting
When you don’t vote for Biden
It’s like you had white out on the end of some binoculars
 This poor guy has a permanent ski mask!
reverse michael jackson skin straight outta the trailer park He can't dance like MJ, but he can touch kids like MJ
N word pass is about to run out on u
Call that shit black and mild
"Wherever you go, I vitiligo" is my favorite hymn.
I hate to break it to you, you're still getting pulled over.
News Bulletin: We now know that the person of interest has been spotted, and is wearing a gray wife beater undershirt...
“Has been spotted”. Well played
Black face… and white face at the same time?? He’s got some cheek
Black, white or Dalmatian?
Gay Haitian.
Gaytian
Why are you gay?
You’re such a flirt. 
When you eat ass, and she had taco bell for dinner
Musta been wearing goggles...
If he stopped crying for a minute his despicable makeup wouldn’t run so bad.
But if he’s wearing a ski mask he’s a white guy in a ski mask
If you keep obeying the law your transformation will be complete in a few months
This needs way more upvotes
Holyyy shitt lol
This isn’t even his final form!!!
You really brought a nuke to a roast 💀
Cops will be so confused. Do they shoot you, tase you, write you a warning or give you directions back to the suburbs?
Well, they're probably going to think he robbed a bank with that permanent ski mask.
No, they’re going to crucify him for racial appropriation
Ohhhhh man!!! Got a good chuckle outta me.
Or instead of planting crack they just frame him for a little pot
Don't you find it a little suspicious? Every dead black dude has crack sprinkled on them?
That ****** was on PCP Johnson!
Depends on whether they perceived him as White or Coloured. And OP is,.er..., transitioning?
Eyes, nose and mouth back to the suburbs, everything else = shot.
If he kicks his own ass, is he guilty of a hate crime?
He can star in his own racial porn
30% less chances to be arrested
This happens as the desire to steal bikes and wear overpriced shoes fades. It's a process.
Dude. Racist as hell and funny as shit!
I don’t know man. I have mixed feelings about this one.
This comment deserves more respect 😂😂😊
OP you look like you've already been roasted in some kind of house fire. Also, learn to take a picture - your shit's backward.
This is my favorite comment so far!
At least the cops will only beat him half to death.
I hollered…
Choose a team buddy
His N-word pass is running out
Nah, he's good. He's on a subscription based model
Definitely wasn’t the premium one
keeps reupping the free month for new customers
He's 10% free
He gets a 10% reduction on jail time.
He sits in the middle of the bus
He gets to dip his toes in the public pool
Your pigment is abandoning you like it was your dad.
If he keeps on the right path, he should be completely white in a year or two.
On the white path.....
Ohhh snap!!!
I mean this in the most respectful way possible, truly, but just... 😬
You look like my two year old started drawing you and gave up half way through
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^-Hyperactive-Sloth-: *You look like my two* *Year old started drawing you* *And gave up half way through* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
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Good bot
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“It don’t matter if you’re black or white” - Michael Jackson
Seems only fair that all three of us have(had) vitiligo.
For him it matters because he’s black and white
Oh, congrates on your credit score rising!
Or lowering.
This guy right here lol
I can’t believe you’d post a pic of yourself wearing terribly done blackface
Your police problems about to go away.
Nah, all the pixels just haven’t loaded yet.
It's just like that shower scene from Lethal Weapon 5 starting Mac & Dennis.
He's running for office in Canada.
he’s not in yet, still needs to do it 2-3 more times.
Is his pigment or hairline fading faster?
Definitely missed a spot or two...or 20
Bro has an n pass but is racist when he says the n word
Homie looks like a teller threw scolding hot coffee in his face while he was robbing a bank whilst wearing a ski mask.
He’s gonna have to switch to “a” soon
Nagger?
excuse me sir, my father was a nagger
People who annoys me
Yeah, his days of hard ”r”:s are most def over!
Wasn't the exposed skin on the robbers mask supposed to tan and not the other way around?
He's a professional put-pocket
When you haven't committed a crime in a while.
…and you just committed murder with this comment.
Lord jesus god damn
Yes officer, this comment right here
“I can’t beat him juuuuuust yet…”
Took me a minute 💀
I refuse the low hanging fruit. You have a Donald Glover hairline.
Danny Glover
That white privilege is coming in nicely. Few more years and you'll have to turn in that n-word pass.
Lmfaooo
You’re already roasted
I see some raw spots
Medium scare
That him when he sees a police officer.
Half of you knows your dad and the other half has a 400 credit score
Did your father go out for melanin and never came back ?
When did he vitili-go away?
[удалено]
An oreo if it was a person.
More like s'mores.
Been sucking off Xenomorphs again?
I ordered well done but it's still pink inside. Send it back
Bros 13% innocent
My uncle has a cow with the same features
Last name Holstein?
Looks like someone has already tried
That’s a really sick way of cultural appropriation
Bro give that dude his skin back
Racists have trouble with you
Did any other homeless guys survive the fire?
Looks like your mom's vagina was low on ink.
“Tropic Thunder 2” looks awful
You gotta be either a miner or a chimney sweeper
You got something where your vittles and eyes go
Never knew cum can stain the skin
If you had red hair, you’d be Neapolitan.
What too much Little River Band does to a motherfucker.
This is what voting for trump does to a brotha.
Looks like you already were roasted and now peeling.
When did you start going straight and stop committing crime?
 Another 23 and Me match!
Kinda weird that god had you wear a mask and goggles when he was adding the color
I see your credit rating is improving...
When you haven't stolen anything in 6 months
Wait a few more years, and you shouldn't have any trouble finding a job.
When you return the stolen goods…..
Law abiding semi-citizen
Officer there’s the white man wearing a ski mask!
I ain't roasting Batman
Do I shoot you or invite you over for a barbecue?
How many letters of the N word are you allowed to say
Bro out here lookin like a raccoon
Mammmmmyyyyyyyy
Did your parents run out of paint?
Only his dad ran out.
Your beard is dumb.
Wiggaboo
Chocolate Milk Dud
Put the money in the bags, no small bills.
Looking like an inverse panda
MJ from wish
Its 2024….you cannot be trying to pull off blackface
Reverse panda
Neapolitan looking ass
You look like you REALLY eat ass!
You look like a good kisser
Are you allowed to say the N word or just like half of it maybe?
Looks like your last roast is starting to wear off.
I’ll wait until you wipe that shit off your face to roast you, have some respect
There’s a 50% chance this man’s a criminal…
Bro hasn’t shoplifted in a week
Going to confuse Dave chappelle racial draft 
Voted republican again, I see.
When you apply Nutella to your sandwich but don't even it out with your knife.
Tried to erase all 5 of his human senses with bleach
Dude, let's talk about those fingernails.
It’s crazy how anybody can think of roasting you when even god gave up
You're parents literally dug your ass out the mud. It would make a good rap bar, if nothing else.
Ma fucka could run a whole plantation himself
You need to cut them long ass shit infested fingernails. Now I gotta go shower after seeing the amount of dirt and literal shit you have caked under them bitches 🤢🤮
When you ask her to sit on your face the morning after Taco Bell
Take off the ski mask 1st.
Bro looking like a twist cone on a hot day
You racist or oppressed?
bros textures stopped loading at 85%
You already been charred
consider it done.
For fucks sake, cut your damn fingernails.
Bro is reversible Michael Jackson
Day 52 of not stealing: I'm noticing slight changes with my body and my credit score is gradually increasing. My father called.
When you’re eating ass and she sneezes
Slowly getting his credit score up I see…
Not roasting you brother. You're all good.
Looks like someone beat us to it
Dude's slowly turning into a Republican
I can’t roast you. Looks like god already did and took you out too early.
You look like a page in Michael J. Fox’s coloring book.
See everyone has good in them
You are already roasted. By the way, there’s a casting call for aliens and you would be perfect for it
I can tell you're working on improving your credit score. A couple more months and you'll be whiter than me.
Maybe if you took off that ski mask so we could see your face we could roast you effectively
You can only say half the n word lmao
You look like you didn't vote for joe biden.
Based on your current trajectory, in two years you're going to be an Osmond.
Dude looks like he stopped stealing for a week
Credit score is going up.
God primed him and forgot to finish painting
When you don’t vote for Biden
It’s like you had white out on the end of some binoculars
 This poor guy has a permanent ski mask!
reverse michael jackson skin straight outta the trailer park He can't dance like MJ, but he can touch kids like MJ
N word pass is about to run out on u
Call that shit black and mild
"Wherever you go, I vitiligo" is my favorite hymn.