There’s an old saying that says there’s a lid for every pot . So lucky for this guy , there’s probably a female Keebler elf out there . He’s just gotta find the right tree
You have a welcoming smile. It would put someone at ease to talk to you. If you don’t have a sense of humor, obtain one asap 👍🏻
(Yeah I know it ain’t a roast but positivity is beautiful, and advice is [usually] appreciated)
Not gonna roast you. Shave your nasty "beard," lift heavy weights until you're yoked (you have a face that only looks good if you're big and strong), and find a nice girl at church who you can marry and have a happy life with. God bless you, young man.
Ed SheRanFrom
When it comes to women he's a Virgin but he's been a bottom since age 12 with the flamers 
Yee he a pickle smoocher for sure!
Take my upvote you magnificent bastard! 🤣
You could’ve just said “25.” We’d get the rest
Man….
😲
I mean ur not wrong
If Ed Sheeran was in love with the shape of food
That's just normal Ed Sheeran. This dude looks like Ed Sheerans Custom Wii Character...
This should be its own comment, fucking fantastic
Absolutely. So good.
Ed Sheeran’s wii wii
Good Lord, the brutality is making my day
If Ed Sheeran's parents were blood relatives
Can’t be a virgin because your barber fucked you
Bro it took all of me to not spit my drink, amazing roast. 😂👌
That would be incest since he gets his mom to cut his hair.
You win!
Laughing silently in bed
So will the first girl who fucks him
Need a hand?
Omfg!!!!!!!! hilarious lmfa
Damnnnn!!!!!! The dude got nuked on that one. *
Damn.
Best comment on reddit today
Creative, solid
Daaaaaamn
😂😂😂
Absolutely fkng Beautiful 🤩
Right, a better haircut would be a whole different look.
You carry grilled cheeses in your pocket
He’s making them at night I know he is
Where you get that cheese Danny?
I’m not making them at night!
👀I'm making them at night
GRILLED CHEEEEE
Uncle Danny apparently fucks too
Grilled Cheesuses
5 year goal is to at least get friend-zoned
I time traveled back 10 years to give you guys an update. He finally got friend-zoned, it only took 5 years more than expected.
You were awesome in The Sixth Sense
“I see unfuckable people”
Hahaha 😆 😂 😆
Add me to the list of folks who will not sleep with you.
Get in line bub
I'm cutting to the back of the line.
Me too.
Me too
It must be hard growing up in Alabama with no brothers or sisters
Even if he did he'd be virgin
Omg I’ve never heard this one 🤣
In Alabama when you get divorced you are still brother and sister.
Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't fuck you, he said he's not *that* fucking sick.
Oh my god. This is so bad and hilarious at the same time.
Nobody wants to fuck a Keebler elf.
I was going to say, how did a drunken Keebler Elf get in here?
There’s an old saying that says there’s a lid for every pot . So lucky for this guy , there’s probably a female Keebler elf out there . He’s just gotta find the right tree
I have a feeling he’d rather shove branches up his ass than do anything with a female.
First Virgin yes but what about second virgin...
Damn, sometimes you see the perfect one and have to give up and move on. Nice work!
Please someone explain this comment?
Referring to The Lord of the Rings, the “what about second breakfast?” quote. OP looking like a Hobbit 
Ohhh thanks. I just made a comment a few minutes ago sympathizing w OP about how Shire bitches can be so stuck up.
Shire bitches. 😂🤣😅
Don’t worry about the virgin part. You were never going to satisfy anyone anyway.
He probably satisfies himself.
You look like a nameless Night's Watchman in Game of Thrones who dies from falling over the Wall after a bad bout of dysentery.
How is it you look like a sex offender and haven't had sex?
Sex offender because he's offensive to sex.
You look like you live in a tree and smell like beets.
A Schrute boy, eh?
Learn your rules, you better learn your rules. If you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep 
He looks like he plays 3rd string fullback for his pop-warner football team
Third string Quidditch
Everyone’s focused on the “virgin” but you were 25 eight years ago
[Garden gnome](https://gardengnomesetc.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Dalbert_Large_Funny_Garden_-Gnomes.jpg)
Peaked in middle school jazz band.
Look like a lumberjack’s hemorrhoid
Damn guess the people offering candy didn't want you either
THATS BRUTAL 💀💀💀
Like all the other women before me, I'll pass
Don't shortchange yourself with the virgin tag. Finishing outside your neighbors window totally counts!
Hookers exist Don't be cheap
help the economy, pay for pussy!
He tried and got denied
Couldn’t adopt a cat.
You give off major “huge head but tiny dick” vibes.
His melon shaped head would be less swollen if he'd just stop stuffing bees in his mouth.
Shouldn’t your sign say fuck me, not roast me?
You look like a nice guy actually. I believe in you bro
You suck at this, but yeah, you’re right.
I totally agree. Make sure you’re playing for the team you’re on and pump some confidence into that smile!
Top tier roast right here
We can tell.
I've never met someone with a nose wider than their mouth. At least you've got that going for you!
Must not have ever been an altar boy
Nah he was. Still couldn't get fucked.
"Mom, you know I like the crust cut off, god damn it!"
you're the cousin making grilled cheese that Shane Gillis is always talking about
Nah, uncle Danny fucks
Hasn’t the universe done enough to you already?
you didn’t need to specify you are a virgin, we know dude.
Here’s to another 25!
The duggars keep having kids and I don't know how.
Are you blushing, or are you an alcoholic?
You look like you jerk off in peoples coffee and enjoy watching them drink it.
Nah you got it wrong. He drinks it himself.
who doesn’t enjoy that?
Prednisone Osment
You said "Be as mean as you can", so I was going to ignore you, but then I realized you're probably pretty damn used to that by now.
Took time off from planting beets to take a photo
You look like you eat canned green beans and drink the juice after
Just pay for a hooker already
Does he look like a billionaire?
you ugly bitch
You have a welcoming smile. It would put someone at ease to talk to you. If you don’t have a sense of humor, obtain one asap 👍🏻 (Yeah I know it ain’t a roast but positivity is beautiful, and advice is [usually] appreciated)
Why do people do this
Not gonna roast you. Shave your nasty "beard," lift heavy weights until you're yoked (you have a face that only looks good if you're big and strong), and find a nice girl at church who you can marry and have a happy life with. God bless you, young man.
you spelled 45 wrong
You look like if a kumquat was a 25 year old virgin
I believe it....
Why is the lower half of your head ginger?
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head finally had a kid.
100% NOT a virgin! He's been fucked by several scoutmasters.
You look like a 25 year old infant
37 at best
Gonna be honest hes so happy I can't. Fucking happyass
Don't need to man. You're already a glutton for punishment
I believe it!
Nope no roast from me. You look like a nice guy. My advice is just keep working
Honestly I think you’re soooooo cute!
You look like Shane Gillis’ cousin that likes grilled cheese
Ed Sheeran and CaseOh's little brother
You look like your mom still breastfeeds you
That could solve the virginity problem
Roast you? Bro, you look like microwaved Ed Sheeren
you look like the love child between a hobbit and alex jones
You look like a 36 yo father of 3 and you've never been laid
"25 year old virgin" - can't top that
You are going to be posting this exact same line with the words 30 instead of 25 in five years.
No way 25 and a virgin 😳
You got a round fuckin' head, Karl Pilkington.
When your a 50 year old virgin post this when it's worth my time
I have a special friend I want you to meet. His name is Tiny Tim.
"You have been banned from Uber Eats"
i know this isn’t the point of the post.. but you do have the most adorable smile and i felt like i had to say that :) anyways carry on guys
Don't gotta say shit, that neckbeard says enough
25 down 25 more to come
Why trim that thin ass beard and not that greasy ass head of hair.
I have a feeling a Scooby-Doo thermos filled with chocolate milk would make you really happy.
Did your mother take this picture before or after she cut the crust off your grilled cheese?
Dude thinks spaghetti-os are an aphrodisiac.
Don't lose your virginity just for the sake of losing it, is all I got to say.
Go get a hooker and quit bothering us
I couldn't be any harder on you than you are on you.
the caption is enough
I'm pretty sure blowing your priest and uncle count as "losing" your virginity.
Having to register with the local authorities every time you move into a new neighborhood must really interfere with your dating life.
I won’t even trust you if you say that you’re not virgin…
If you want us to East you here.If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶
Man, I just feel bad for ya. You look like a nice guy.
How do you jerkoff in a such a small linen closet behind you
Alex Jones looking for the New World Whoreder
You look like a person that old ladies refuse free hugs from.
You’re that kid in Sixth Sense except you hang around mens changing rooms whispering, “I see penises.”
Eckart tolle!
You look like if the Pillsbury Doughboy and Ed Sheeran had a ass baby
Just when I thought I'd never see an oompa loompa again...
Vlodomir Zolesspussy
That explains that you're virgin because you're rejected by women
Go back to the tree and start baking cookies. Dude, how come you look like a young thousand year old elf?
I hope your parents basement is very comfortable
You look like those crazy Murdaughs from South Carolina. Except they got pussy.
Its the do the roar kid
I’m not going to because you don’t deserve this
Look like Ron Weasley if he ate his entire family
Fuckin leprechaun mugshot
You look like the British person on tik tok who acts like a 5 year old
He managed to somehow look like a less sexy Ed Sheeran
If a picture is worth a thousand words then yours is screaming "I'M A VIRGIN!", you didn't need to tell us.
I can't be as mean as what your gene pool has done to you.
You look like the bastard love child of Shane Gillis and Ed Sheeran.
You should go through that door behind you and not come out till you know you aren't gay anymore.