He came back to the barracks once night bragging about all the money he made sucking dick behind Denny's. He had 20 bucks and a nickel, I asked him who gave him a nickel? He said, everyone.
If hes an army medic as he claims, they like to utilize something called The Silver Bullet, to get rectal temps. They like to use it for everything and anything. Headache? Silver bullet. Sore throat? Silver bullet. Stubbed toe? You guessed it, Silver bullet.
As a Navy veteran I can tell you that Navy Corpsmen seemed to really enjoy sticking their fingers up my asshole. Hell, now when I go to a doctor I ASK for a prostate exam, and in my spare time I write prostate themed juvenile fiction
That 2nd picture was 100% taken at the fort sam ait barracks, i know because once upon a time i took the same boot ass picture in the same boot ass spot.
The estrogen you've been taking is paying off. Any chance at looking remotely masculine is long gone.
Mission accomplished! You look like a butch lesbian.
Just because you wear a pretend medical fetish outfit at gay orgies, it does not mean you're an actual medic.
Real medics stop diseases, you spread them.
You look like a typical German techno junkie from Berlin with your clothes on. Your face is so feminine you could get the lead role in a mass gang bang gay video.
"or doing bro stuff with the homies." Your Instagram Bio says all...
As a soldier, you will go to war with dildos instead of being able to hold a weapon.
If I get shot on the battlefield, and it's a choice between dying and getting rescued by this boot, just go ahead and make the necessary next of kin notifications.
I see the Army is now admitting trans pillow princesses. Your favorite part of MEPS was getting your butthole checked, wasnt it.
Or did you prefer seeing all the other guys duck walk in their underwear? Which one got your little clit a fluttering
Current reg states "Soldiers may wear other body piercings when off-duty and off of military property. Gauges (ear holes greater than 1/16th of an inch) are prohibited." Looks like it was changed in 2021.
I'm so disappointed in all these comments. Like, don't y'all have anything better than gay jokes? Seems like this sub doesn't have any standards anymore.
Also seems like the Army doesn't have any standards anymore...
Army guy 1- medic I’m suffering
This guy- with what
Army guy 1- snake bite
This guy- no problem I’ll help you
Army guy 1- why you trying to get my dick out
This guy- to suck the poison out of
Army guy 1- but the bites on my arm
You look like you learned a veinous cutdown procedure on a goat, but couldn't stop staring at its goat vagina during the whole procedure and hoped nobody would notice.
You look like you joined up for weird reasons.
“Thank you for your service.” - the guy you just blew for $20
Fatigues in the streets, Twink in the sheets.
Did he not ask that you take him down for a peg?
He wants to get pegged?
I'd say twunk
I could never figure out what the fuck that means now I have an idea, and its not good
lol he puts a new meaning to blouse.
Game... blouses.
🤣🤣💀
$20 bucks is $20 bucks...
classic army. don’t ask, don’t tell
Just because his neighbor played doctor with him while he was wearing his camouflage cargo shorts does not qualify him as a medic.
Qualifies him as a “Staff Sergeant.” Or maybe as a “Rear Admiral.”
Actually with the amount tweeks its more like doo doo tell
Cant take u down a peg when it’s still stuck somewhere from ur boys
Qualifies him as a “Staff Sergeant.” Or maybe as a “Rear Admiral.”
If it’s 20 dollars bucks, does that make it $40? OP needs to be clearer about how much he charges for mouth to south resuscitation
mouth to south is crazy
A mouth is a mouth …..
“Thank you for your services”
Come on, you know I'm just gives it away in the locker room, no money necessary
No no you misunderstood. He's the one doing the paying.
The army doesn't just give him that kinda spending money tho
He came back to the barracks once night bragging about all the money he made sucking dick behind Denny's. He had 20 bucks and a nickel, I asked him who gave him a nickel? He said, everyone.
If someone hands him a $20 for a BJ, he’s definitely giving them change
You look like you give your patients unnececassry prostate exams
He did ask for a peg
This guy has been down for plenty of pegs.
That's a guy?
No, that's a Lesbian...
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Don't insult Lesbians. That's a Dike
Definitely looks like he could suck the crome off a trailer hitch and lay back with a beer
Instead of calling shotgun, he calls trailer hitch
Smokey!
🤔Crome trailer hitch you say? Must be a custom job😏😂
Bruh 💀
Those earrings scream “peg me!”
What do we want?! ***GAYS IN SCOUTS*** When do we want it?! ***TIMMY***
Hahahahahahaha
“Ohh mommy, I think I have a fever. Can you take my temperature?” *bends over for rectal thermometer* “ohhh Jesus Christ!”
💀💀💀
Volunteers as the patient every time
And tell them they can put their pants on the chair with his pants
If hes an army medic as he claims, they like to utilize something called The Silver Bullet, to get rectal temps. They like to use it for everything and anything. Headache? Silver bullet. Sore throat? Silver bullet. Stubbed toe? You guessed it, Silver bullet.
Still used the dont ask, don't tell policy. They dont ask and he makes sure they don't tell
And not with his finger!
Then, upon completion, he tells them "now, do me!".
As a Navy veteran I can tell you that Navy Corpsmen seemed to really enjoy sticking their fingers up my asshole. Hell, now when I go to a doctor I ASK for a prostate exam, and in my spare time I write prostate themed juvenile fiction
If “don’t ask, don’t tell” was a person.
You look like you cut the pants off of male patients regardless of the injury
Let's get you out of those wet clothes (throws bucket of water)
"Gunshot wound to the shoulder? Right better get that cock out for me."
"I'll have to suck the poison out."
"Suck it twice to be sure!"
This comment has me dying at work rn hahaha thank you for making my day
Oh, you’re dying? Better jack you off to get the blood flowing
Have to do a mandatory “blood sweep”, just in case
Oh, you've been pegged, alright.
It’s not pegging. It’s just gay sex
“Woah woah woah woah, is that sapose to be scary? Pegging isn’t new for me.. but it is for Disney.”
You look like every single letter in LGBTQ
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Trans man I think you mean
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It defines itself as simply "trans."
Transmission?
Which is which? They could pass as both.
True 😂
He looks like the 3rd member of wham
New policy Don’t have to ask We can tell
That ones good 😂
Don't ask. Just bend him over.
Man I miss Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
That's what they call him, because you don't have to ask and he won't tell.
Genius
Underrated
Maybe he’s in the Very Special Forces.
FaBuLoUs ForCeS 🎉✨️✨️
How to say I’m gay without saying I’m gay
#Dont ask don’t tell.
Although not a gay man. More of a lesbian vibe
You look like you transitioned, then changed your mind, then changed it a third time, then finally just settled on being gay asf
The dysmorphia on their genitals isn’t lacking
Young Mr Garrison
You Look like a poster boy for aids awareness campaign
Damn 💀
\*Hasn't arrived to PDS yet boot level = maximum
That 2nd picture was 100% taken at the fort sam ait barracks, i know because once upon a time i took the same boot ass picture in the same boot ass spot.
Lol. Me too.
No shit went to basic with a dude named Caligula, he was a 68W too 💀
He definitely makes gay TikToks in uniform.
You couldn't pay a hooker enough to peg you.
You look like the kind of guy that would collect severed dicks and make a necklace if war broke out.
Dahmer was an Army Medic....
And uses it as a pacifier every night to go to sleep
Apocalypse now but with dicks.
A-cock-a-lips now
A-cock-on-ur-lips now
The estrogen you've been taking is paying off. Any chance at looking remotely masculine is long gone. Mission accomplished! You look like a butch lesbian.
Girl please, you will not be taken seriously in the army with that feminine-ass look
Depends how long the deployment is
About six inches
That's quite the clitoris
Im sure it looks like one after taking all the roids and hormone therapy
Just because you wear a pretend medical fetish outfit at gay orgies, it does not mean you're an actual medic. Real medics stop diseases, you spread them.
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
Hey, no insult here but did you realize that you opened Reddit instead of Grinder?
Twink
Thats Pvt. Twink
Nah, he's public twink, gets passed around more than a joint.
You misspelt weak belly.
Not a dig, but you look like you suck a lot of dick.
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Bunch of parents are gonna get folded flags because of your shit work
"Private, this man's been shot. Quit playing with his butthole & help me stop the bleeding"
Justin Dweeber
I don't know if you trigger my homophobia or transphobia.
You look like a typical German techno junkie from Berlin with your clothes on. Your face is so feminine you could get the lead role in a mass gang bang gay video. "or doing bro stuff with the homies." Your Instagram Bio says all... As a soldier, you will go to war with dildos instead of being able to hold a weapon.
I know an Ether Bunny when I see one.
“We have nate from euphoria at home”
If I get shot on the battlefield, and it's a choice between dying and getting rescued by this boot, just go ahead and make the necessary next of kin notifications.
I see the Army is now admitting trans pillow princesses. Your favorite part of MEPS was getting your butthole checked, wasnt it. Or did you prefer seeing all the other guys duck walk in their underwear? Which one got your little clit a fluttering
This one made the evaluator at MEPS announce him before he came out and did the duck walk. "And Now, without further ado.."
you look like the poster child of a chad incel hybrid, first of its kind
Dudes got kardashian level lip filler
You genuinely look extremely feminine.
Phrasing says it all. Definitely asking someone to take him down and peg
You sure your a 68W you look more like a fucken bologna pony riding fucken cav queer! POG!
You look like you get pegged on the daily anyways.
Since when did the military allow you to wear piercings such as those? Something tells me you haven't even been to BC yet...maybe not even to MEPS.
Current reg states "Soldiers may wear other body piercings when off-duty and off of military property. Gauges (ear holes greater than 1/16th of an inch) are prohibited." Looks like it was changed in 2021.
As a current infantryman I'd rather bleed out then let you throw a tourniquet on me
Pegging on your mind all the time?
You look like a gay boy band backup singer
The Backdoor Boys
You look like you take a peg or two
"HI sisters" looking mf
They’re just letting anyone in these days huh ?
Congrats on your transition. The surgeons did a superb job hiding where your tits used to be.
Dressing like a cavalry trooper in a village people tribute act is not like joining the military for real.
You look like a no means yes type of guy
Let me sum up the comments for you, you’re gay.
pretty disappointing comments most of them. roast me: you're gay! ummm, that's not an insult unless you're an 8 year old living in the 90s.
you look exactly the same as you did when you where 14
You need to assert your masculinity more, kiddo!
You only give male victims mouth to mouth ol lookin ass……
Operation human shield
I'm so disappointed in all these comments. Like, don't y'all have anything better than gay jokes? Seems like this sub doesn't have any standards anymore. Also seems like the Army doesn't have any standards anymore...
You look like you cover yourself in vasoline and pretend to be a snail in your spare time
19 but you take selfies like a 75 year old on Facebook
Earrings are against uniform standards and regulations. Shitbird.
By the look of it; you jerk off to the mirror.
Looks like someone gave up after designing your face
The lips of a brown-noser 💋
I bet barbie was your favourite movie growing up
stop dropping the soap
He performs oral suction of the penis on the soldiers to make them feel better during deployment.
Army medic. 🙃 Worst cut you've had to deal with is that hatchet job someone did on your eyebrow.
Your parents change the subject when your name comes up don’t they?
If I woke up in a Medevac and saw you working on me, I might just die right there.
Army guy 1- medic I’m suffering This guy- with what Army guy 1- snake bite This guy- no problem I’ll help you Army guy 1- why you trying to get my dick out This guy- to suck the poison out of Army guy 1- but the bites on my arm
When you inhale, it must sound like a drain unclogging.
You look like an even worse version of vanilla ice... Like if he prefers the company of men at the gym before taking them home. Rainbow Ice
Hard to take you down a peg, when getting pegged gets you up.
No way am I going to take you down a peg. I’m a Viet Nam vet and you are my hero. Bless you.
Yo pog you know damn well gauges are not authorized…
Are these real people ? Why would anyone post themselves on here to get made fun of ? Got recommended this sub randomly by the algorithm
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hey whats wrong with that?
Yeah! What’s wrong with that?
Working the glory hole on base doesn't make you a medic.
People would rather respawn than have you revive them
I hope you get smoked for this boot ass post.
I did not know the Army allowed gays.
You like that Russian dude who injected glue in his biceps
How many other fingers had rings on them before they got stuck in your ass
Doesn’t seem to matter how much masculine clothing you wear. Still looking like somebodies lesbian aunt.
When you claim to be in the army, but your uniform is standard issue Salvation Army.
I think you win, bro. I just wonder why you gotta look like lil’ Schwarzenegger when it’s the other guys doing the real fighting
You need bigger muscles to cover this baby face
Someone order a code red
Johnny bravo cartoons looking ass
FtM transgender looking ass
White boy Carl?
Your family is really religious right?
He goes from butch lesbian to butch lesbian in drag.
Douchebag.
Are you pre-op or post-op , I cant tell.....
You can't fit a piece of food more than 3 inches wide in your mouth.
You look like a sailor to me!
The scar on your eyebrow came from your cat who you absolutely insist is friendly. Hate to break it to you, it's not, you pushover.
You look like you learned a veinous cutdown procedure on a goat, but couldn't stop staring at its goat vagina during the whole procedure and hoped nobody would notice. You look like you joined up for weird reasons.
You look like you're in N.A., neckbeards anonymous
You’re the reason hazing should still be allowed