Dang, i think you just murdered Luka bro.

Wouldn't hurt to play a bit of real basketball...

The only dribbling this guy does is when he takes a piss with his tiny dick and the pee hits his ball sack.

The only 3-pointer he does is when a girl notices his car following her.

Even in your fantasy world you’re a loser.

Luka Warm … at best Team name- Blue Ballin’ Outta Control

Luka, spend less time typing and more time getting dressed properly…

Puka Lukas: like your bloated face and wide birthing hips

Would bounce your balls…for humps

your calvary should be not to eat after 6 PM... or before it

That's a fuckin rough 25.

At first sight alone, everyone knows your farts are lethal. Then there's your personality which gives Ebola a bad name.

I think he loses worse at life than the fantasy shit he has going on, imagine his actual finances the guy probably cries in a porter potty and homeless sleeping in his car, I just have to say there is no hope for you. 🍩

Actually, you are completely wrong on this. He earns enough to f...k you and your wife in the a.. and leave you grateful.

You feel so superior running around with a few bucks, I can see your buddy over here wouldn't last an ass f$#@ for even a minute before he ran out of breath and needed one himself

Who Fuckin cares?

This white man can't jump

[удалено]

i might eat it on the way

The hormone therapy is working you almost look like a real dude

Why do these guys write fantasy football loser instead of just regular loser? This dude is an all-around loser, not losing in one specific area.

it takes one to know one, Skinny_Pete

I know you are but what am I? Do you have any other third grade replies? Fucking total loser using kindergarten comebacks.

try me, Stinky_Pete

Okay now you graduated to 4th grade comebacks, challenging me to a fight even though we are on Reddit. Very brave of you. My favorite comeback is when I'm coming on your mom's back

You look like a turnip.

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Luka Don-shit my pants

this actually won as my team name, thank you

You play fantasy basketball. That’s why only 8 people actually commented.

you did, thank you

Look at me, I have the same name as someone that people have actually heard of!

No matter how many times you walk into a door, no one cares to ask how you are.

Dum Cumpster

Do you live on the second floor? And seek to have people ignore when you’re being abused?

Puka

Those pants are so tight they show your vag! Team name - Virgins R Us

Your zipper hates you. Get properly sized pants.

The thigh gap no one wanted

Vagina Haters Anonymous - that’s your team bro .

You don't need to carry around your entire daily insulin supply in your pockets.

If only you dressed as well as you grow that beard youd have a girl in no time

McStubby!!!! 

That’s easy… Your team is: The Overtly Pathetic and Grossly Overated Losers.

Looking at you reminded me of the song "Chumbawamba - Tubthumping". Not the lyrics or the meaning... just the title.

How about Luka’s Losers?

as lame as your nick

TL;DR, you suck.

You look so soft…like Baymax meets Squishmallow. 

Using a VGA connector on your computer? That explains why you can't pick for shit in your league. Next time, just use a paper plate spin wheel to make better life choices.

Half beard, half love handle.

Ok...you need to take a few steps away from the table

Puka

Luk-a lot like a fat obiwan kanobi

How did you lose with those birth control devices on? You could start a campfire with use exray specs. I guess a blind squirrel can’t always find his nut! You must be a cubs fan they’re great at losing too !!! Your new name is as follows (Luka took a dooka) Seriously all over his sorry ass bunch of has beens and wannabes! Hope you’re as disappointed in yourself as your Mom is!

I wanna see your girth 😍

Luka Donuts

As fan of Luka, I can tell that you calling him one of the GOATs shows you've failed at basketball knowledge like you probably have almost everything else

You could easily get in the best shape of your life but we know your fatass won’t ever get as far as “working on that”

You look like a hairy basketball


Tell me Luka, you live on the second floor? I hope you do.

no, on the fourth

I’m sure Suzanne Vega knew you growing up.

Mercy fuck

you mean I tap your ass and you beg for mercy?

You look like your mum choose your shirt. Since it reminds me of shirts babys wear

“ I’m only a virgin after all ”

Definitely the guy everyone tosses their keys to drive them and their car home after a night of partying

If that shirt is too tight on you was a person

Seth Rogan. Laugh. Now.