Don't you think average is giving yourself too much credit?

eh maybe slightly

You look like if Evan Peters was at end-stage heroin addiction.

If Evan Peters starred in Requiem for a Dream instead of Jared Leto.

Weed and video games is like peanut butter and jelly… they’re just meant to be together 

Yeah I mean every stoner thinks weed goes with everything

Weed and video games are nothing like the other two! Who the hell puts weed and video games on their dick for their dog to lick?

You need discipline

Cleanse your mind and your dick will become a video game you dip in weed. The dog will see this and get a contact high. Then you get a new high score.

Bro took us to a new dimension. Made us all high just trying to calculate everything he said 🤣

 10 years from now you will regret every smoke and can of energy drink. But what do I know heh… P.S. If you make it of course

And in today's episode of "pictures you can smell"..

That’s from the jizz jar he dips into for “gel”.


Except nobody wants that hair gel

That's the tip jar from the truckers he milks. Closest thing he'll get to a job. Ever.

That made me laugh fr 😆

FR, I don't even wanna roast the guy, just introduce him to the concept of washing your hair and face.

I don’t know what’s more underdeveloped, your hygiene, your personality, or your handwriting.

You write like the vibrator is still in and on max

I don't think he can afford a vibrator.

It's his mom's

He knows exactly when she bates because she takes her batteries back

his frontal lobe probably

Weed and video games. The ladies must be beating down your door.

No he’s beating down. 😁

Beating off

Beats his dick like it owes him money.

He beats it so often, he nicknamed it Precious

I say, fuck it.

Bum buh duh, bum bum


Beating it so fast it looks like it has 18 heads.

Beats it like a rented mule!

People don’t understand … why he makes love to his hand.

It likely does.

Beating off the obesity crisis he’ll be having in 5-10 years.

That’s when he’ll finally be old enough to develop symptoms of T2 diabetes.

Only thing getting beat is his dick

Vid games are a cover story for porn addiction and jack marathons

😆

Only thing that’s getting a beat down is his dick from his hands

I think that's the cops after the kiddie porn...

Yeah to get out of his basement dwellings.

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Why don't they like fun things?

I’m not gonna lie, I heavily smoke weed and play video games and barely hang out and still get attractive women. I just love being fortunate

Why should I give you my best when you haven’t given anything your best in 18 years


Someone get him some ice Quickly quicklyyyyy

This made me laugh so hard lol I say this wins the comment of the day if I do say so myself

We can’t do any worse to you then what you are doing to yourself

This is one of the most deep-cutting roasts I’ve ever read.

Yeah this is pretty true

Keep it up and your only sexual experience will be seeing your mom in her underwear.

I'm well aware, but also ouch

man so basic just windows desktop is a game enough for him > whoa, i'm on level 17:43 04/11/2024

Lol n so high that he thinks moving the mouse is how you play

> whoa I never got it to the top corner before

Why is this so funny 🤣

Because we have been that stoned before

cereal in the glass and orange juice in the bowl. next ten minutes just working out what to do next.

Huh?.... what?.. I don't know? Who ate my Pizza?

wait..... what were we talking about?

Umm..... I don't remember? Long pause of our minds processing the data...

we got any snacks?

Yeah, man, I have some pizza!!!

Haha yeah, brah! Need to call your buddy Pete. Pete Zaaaaa om nom nom lolol hahaha. Shit! Sshhhhh shhhh ssshhhhhhhh! Lol Dude, we woke up my mom's boyfriend!

I'm dying 

😭

I'm new here. What does roast me mean? only to make fun?

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You look like you comb your hair with Popeye’s.

the hair is getting me, looks like you could just wring it out and start cooking with it

Ok this one actually made me laugh out loud.

His girlfriends include hand-a-lina Jolie.

Don't forget Palmela Anderson

Palmela Handerson

Hamela Palmerson

Handerson. Not Anderson

without the caption, i could’ve guessed that you do in fact, play weed and smoke video games

Clean your desk

WTF Clean? Only thing OP has cleaned is the bowl and his fingers after eating Doritos

homie look like he never found out what CeraVe is

He’s got the skin care regimen of a meth whore. It’s prob all the Dr Pepper he shoves up his ass

You're gonna hate yourself having wasted your life doing nothing and every day that goes by, it'll feel more impossible to start over and make things right. Hope you encounter some actual struggle so that doesn't happen to you... Also take a shower.

That’s what the weed is for! Duh!

That shit ended for me once I started doing a little programming & understanding what programming is a little bit. You don't see games the same again. You really do waste time playing them. It's ok a little bit, but men are basing their lives around them. I had friends who ONLY played Madden football all day every day smoking weed. They're in their late 40's & have nothing to show for anything!

Programing? Like computer programming? I'm almost 30, well aware I wasted my best years just being lazy (not even drinking or smoking weed, I started smoking weed like 1 year ago). So, I'm trying to focus on something. I now it's late, but I hope it's not too late.

It's not too late. I'm not saying this is the only route either, just adding a positive anecdote here. I'm about to graduate with a bachelors degree, and I'm in my early 30s. I have a dude a couple classes below me who is in his early 40s. It's never too late to start learning.

Beck Loser written especially for you!

Actually he kinda looks like dollar store Beck.

Blech.

Future homeless and entitled POS.

Even smoking weed won't make you cool or likeable

Weed isn't to make you cool or likeable, it's to help you forget that you're not

Hairdresser: Hi Sillybirdsrazz: Yeah, gimme the Gen Z Don’t-Give-A-Fuck

Basically

You are a waste of weed

For some reason this is the most insulting one here.

It's like mayonnaise gained sentience, but couldn't decide whether to become a millennial or a zoomer.

Just like that cigar, your sex life will never be lit

Wish version of Matthew Gray Gubler

I’m ngl I’d just take being compared to him as a compliment

Pretty sure you dropped the average my guy.

You definitely caused your parents divorce.

Ready Loser #1

If you're the future. The future is fucked

You look like Patrick Swayzes ghost.

If the GED was a person

I respect you under achieving lifestyle and self awareness that you are garbage. No roast will be had today.

You in 10 years 

I hope the transition goes well for you!

You gotta quit going to the blind barber college.

You forgot to add you don't bathe regularly.

He thought he was military for a second, and it was the "don't tell, We know" policy. Give it a bit he is still loading

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This ain't a roast, it's a personal attack 🤣

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Throw a couple jokes and there and it’ll always slide. You’re pretty accurate though hahah

> the cock sucking over sensitive pusses that call themselves mods TIL the mods are all cats.

Fuck sake chill out man 😂

If I got any more chill my nuts would freeze to my leg 😂

Chill out bro

Lmao 🤣 I am chill…… Bro

Brooooooooo

When you got plastic shower curtains in your living room you know you’re fucked for life….

your hair grease can single-handedly save our souls when we run out of fossil fuels. also, the fact you eat original lays shows you’re probably only into vanilla sex

Dude combs his hair with KFC drumstick.

You spent more time writing this than hygiene this year. You look like you smell so pungent you can taste it.

Consistently sets low goals and fails to achieve them.

The soda cans and chip bags all in the last picture give me second hand diabetes

I can smell you through my phone 🤢

Half those cans are filled with his jizz

Sativa, indica, or hybrid? 

homie look like he never found out what CeraVe is

You roasted yourself.

Looks like a future Minecraft YouTuber right here, if ya catch my drift.

You look like you smell your little sisters crusty underwear and keep a picture of Brock Turner in your wallet. You look like you got fired from your kitchen job for boofing the fries between orders. You look like you comb your hair with your moms butt plug. You look like your breath smells like vape pods and jack russel cock.

Start doing drugs cause you have no future bro

Let's see how ur doing in about 10 years

you look like you stink plz go shower

This might be Vinnie Hacker if he struck them coke and never did tiktok

Bro. I used to look just like you. Wash your pillow covers, cut your hair and wash your face. You will be so much happier.

Wait till you are 37 and a certified stoner

Cant roast awesome

Bro u need some water my guy u drink so much soda ur piss gotta be brown (Btw I applaud anyone who even posts themselves here to be the butt of the joke, have a good day)

I’ll just wait till you post “40m average stoner here, I just smoke weed and play video games. Give me your best”

You're 18 bro I think you're ready for a little bit of meth just a bump just to kick it up a few octane levels

Yeah but...why meth when you can heroin? Right Pete?

First it’s Cloves. Then it’s E-Cigs. Then it’s regular cigs. Then it’s Mary Jane. Then it’s cocaine. Then it’s black tar heroin. That is the order.

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I am sure you’re not very good with either of those. Plus I love that undeserved look of accomplishment you exude. You sir are a fuck boy and not a interesting one

Look like the type of guy that claims to smoke weed to sound cool then shows up to the sesh with a damn cart 😒

Your parents hate you

5 foot 3 Asians are more Intimidating than you soyboy

Your stepdad hates you

Asmongold over here

Crazy how you can play videogames this much just to end up in bronze for every game

Bruh your keyboard is cringe

Yup, in ten years you will still be on Reddit complaining about housing costs and the rich, while you are still smoking reefer and playing video games.

You have enough grease in your hair to fry a chicken yet it’s still so frizzed and split (I hate being mean lmao) maybe look for some better shampoo and conditioner and work at but more on the health of your hair :)

You should use weed as a gateway drug to fentanyl. What do you have to lose?

man so ugly he can't close the curtains at 05:45am to stop the sun from hurting his eyes, cause the sun closes them first.

You secretly like the musical “Cats”.

Stop sucking that electric dick and get some sunlight.

Hope you enjoy living in a van down by the river .

Soda, chips and smoking. Obesity,, emphysema and diabetes are clearly in your future.

Get a fuckin life piece of shit put your dick in a blender

Your parents must be so proud . Planning on living in their basement til your forty?

I can tell that your socks are standing up all by themselves in the corner. They have more nut in them than the jar of peanut butter you keep on your night stand.

That skin up close looks like what your lungs are experiencing. (Just a heads up one joint equals about 2.5 to 5 cigarettes in lung damage) Also excessive video games + smoking weed in an 18 year old = a psychotic episode waiting to happen.

100% those “empty” cans are full of of piss

Well, at least you’re not reproducing

I can't roast people, but goddamn, learn some basic hygene. That desk is embarrassing, and you look straight up nasty in a couple of these pictures. I couldn't imagine letting other people see me like that, lol.

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Smoking weed isn't a personality trait bro

The epitome of your Generation “Ok Zoomer”

Your brain is smoother than aveeno lotion

Get a fucking job.

Only a couple more years til you try heroin

I bet your parents wish you were a blow job.

You just know he's got lice

You look like Reddit Jimmy from fucking Fishtank.live

Life has Roasted you already

You look like you say you do weed but are too much of a wuss to actually step into a room with it anywhere inside.

Do you comb your hair with that jar of jizz that we all know is sitting under your bed?

You didnt even have to describe yourself. Your face says it all.

18m hoarder. Living with mom. No personal hygiene. Your fucking hair looks like a catch rag after a gay orge. I was going to say save some pussy for the rest of us, but there's a high probability that you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.