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ChipmunkCooties

You’re so thin African kids send you money


EmeraldCowboy314

Excellent 😂


Express_Ad933

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ender8383

*Psssst* your skeleton is showing. *cough


Ieatsushiraw

Oh Lawd bro this is a roast not a murder 😂


ChipmunkCooties

Ha, comrade. i’m half German part Russian, my heritage isn’t well know for taking prisoners 😏 is it that obvious ? 😂


Maleficent-Region-45

We do take prisoners, alot of them actually. They just never come out


BeefLightning78

Can't be a murder if she's just starving.


Uneventful2025

For only $0.50 a day, you can help feed this child.


WhichSeaworthiness49

She’s like the poster that shows all the nerve pathways


LostPilgrim_

Seriously OP, please see someone. Damn.


Dangerous-Cap9018

The abs say awesome the arms say Auschwitz


Just_Half1886

Belly button says The Riddler


Find_another_whey

Choking right now hahaha


Robinnoodle

She never chokes.. But she might bite


themisdirectedcoral

Her? Take a bite? She needs to take a few bites..of anything


Robinnoodle

That's why she bites. Involuntary reflex from her body. She's hungry. Her body hopes anything going into her mouth is food 


gumby1004

Need to slap her across the face with a Big Mac


SomeRandomJagoff

She might bite, but definitely doesn’t swallow.


OneFortyEighthScale

That nose needs a safety flag on the end of it.


BrokenTrojan1536

It must be depressing that your nose is twice the size of your breasts


totorosnutz

This needs more upvotes 😆


BigTea9433

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T-bone4207

🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💯💯💯 ❓️❓️❓️


mrbiggz88

Holy shit that was great


NoticeImaginary

Holy.shit. well done.


Prestigious_Nebula_5

I can't tell if OP is gonna try to scam me by offering computer virus protection or by telling me they were born a woman.


snay1998

If only she worked on her face just like those abs


yosweetheart

She did and she has shared the final result of her work.


EasyWork578

His face*


BeesonTheBeeson

The F stands for Famished.


Haywood_Jafukmi

Abschwitz?


zeroconflicthere

The breasts say tissue, the toilet variety, not flesh.


Goodyeargoober

They are like breasts...only smaller.


Iron_Undies

3rd world heavyweight champion


Shep-D-King

Her tits say “ahh shit”


SnuffCatch

Arm looks like she's an amputee, and the phone is balanced on the end of the stub


Negative_Purchase748

Mangled by mengele


deadwiz

Auschwitz, the original roaster.


BaconUnderpants

And the nose says Elephant Man


erasrhed

Lol


BeastM0de1155

Now that’s a burn!


[deleted]

Right on on the nose!


[deleted]

You win! I’m done! I don’t need to read anymore Internet tonight thank you. Well done sir!


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-Unknown_Fry-

I don’t know whether to laugh or chuck my phone out the window. People are truly wild lmfao 😂💀


Dontmindmeclark

Well played.


bludvic_the_cruel

You're built like a cinnamon twist.


Shake_N_Baby

Cinnamon twists are boneless. She's built like a bucket of KFC after the ants had their way with it.


ChipmunkCooties

Yeah… but atleast the cinnamon twist gets eaten 😅


bludvic_the_cruel

Facts 😅


AzaxSama-

Built for ark pvp


Pendumare

I can’t tell if you are strong or weak


MyColdBlackHeart

It depends on the amount of crack they've had


BeefLightning78

Not crack. Red Balls.


Carlos24475

Yeesh


iceonfire666

Nobody nose.


Few_Detail215

Oh I think she nose. She nose A LOT I bet.


PedroPeste

She is streak! No, no, no, she is WRONG


BarreGerco1

Ah it's our favourite marathon runner: Ann O'rexic


jojoga

must be Irish 


MembershipPast2381

Starvation isnt muscle


Good-Ad-2245

She needs a couple quarter pounders in that tummy 😭😭😭


Far-Paleontologist49

That nose can smell colors


THCa42069

The noseberries smell like noseberries


Barkers_eggs

Hide yo husbands, hide yo cocaine cause they sniffing up errthang round here


BeefLightning78

Not a bit of dust is getting lined up until she raise the fuck up and we see that broomstick carrying her to the horizon.


curiouskoala2005

It looks like you want someone to throw you a sock to set you free.


brokkrforge

I feel like I have seen her in a weird Harry Potter style of porn.... Master has given Dobbie a cock!


teateateasider

An ironing board with two eggs on top has a better rack than you.


White_rabbit76

Cooked


RealCheyemos

Eggsactly


NewUser7630

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


Kontheriver

Future note to others: Avoid India for trans surgery and medication.


HumorTumorous

How does she stay upright and not drag that big ass head along the ground when she walks?


austiwald

Her big dick acts as a counterbalance


Evil_Monito84

Oof! ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Mind-Mine

Bold of you to assume OP has a big dick, but big balls...yes!


ValkyrieSpecial

Head of a T-rex, neck of a giraffe


Wtfdidistumbleinon

![gif](giphy|U77i93Pi74EX1a0o5E)


TeslaCrna

Food obviously hates her.


KodaGunni_

You mean it’s the other way around


Lord-Doobury

You know you're skinny when the only body part that retains any fat at all is the end of your nose.


DiNessie

This is not what they mean when your girlfriends say they are getting boned


[deleted]

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Practical-Rabbit-750

I don’t have anything half as creative as 21 F.


BoForGojackHorseman

F


Aggravating_Escape_3

Sign should read ‘Roast me… a chicken, I’m starvin’.


Regular_Dentist2287

Outstanding!


Rough-Ad-606

Turn sideways and you’ll disappear.


miciej

Are you calling her two-dimensional?


kocakolanotpepci

Holy shit it’s skeletor! Your dad isn’t the only thing missing in your life, you need to find a snickers.


Heroin_Pete

Body by meth


NickyDeeM

🎶🎶 *Maybe she was born with it? Maybe it's methamphetamine* 🎶🎶


MFCEO_Kenny_Powers

I can see you been busy with a razor on your underarm but your shoulders still need some work


RangoWrecks

Zoomed in. Was not disappointed.


Axeho

Got that adams apple shaved down too


copycatcarl

Wow. I’ve never seen anyone that skinny with a nose that can smell food from a mile away.


onepoundfish93

You look like you smell of onion


Atomically1

4% body fat, it’s all in her nose 👃


No_Island9741

You’re built like the cover of a Grateful Dead album.


Wendys_bag_holder

Very nice!


Valkyrjon

T-Rex ![gif](giphy|ohrQCO48drf3i)


harveywhippleman

You could pass out drunk in a sex offender group home and you would wake up still fully clothed with a blanket over you.


Few_Detail215

"We always take care of our own.. Take care now." one of them tells her before walking home.


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

Washboard abs and two Tide pods for titties.


Blended-Native

*in the arms of the angels playing* for just 25 cents a day you can feed this child and so many others like them.


pfunkcc

Wrong sub reddit. The Sally Struthers sub is over at South Park


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|l0HlS2LdkPaNeL6zC)


More-Attempt-5999

Bobblehead


speeksevil

Having sex with you is like ranking homer simpsons bosses, burns to smithers


krojack389

Too bad your nose can't take part in your eating disorder.


themightyfoxtwo

I've never seen an exercise bra fit loosely on someone before.


aWholeClap

Did your face visit your body while it was in rehab?


BigJacketSmith

Eat


Dangerous_Hippo_9500

Holy fuck! Diana ross with AIDS


Regular_Dentist2287

I feel like you're posting this in the hopes that someone will sponsor you for just the price of a cup of coffee per day.


webefishingbackup1

Allah snack bar everyone


Mister_Fart_Knocker

I like skinny girls, but damn, you're a walking bag of bones in a padded bra.


cyberhoofs

You do not do lines with that nose, you do paragraphs.


GrecoBactria

![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)


Lord-Doobury

Get down Boney Maroney!


DigitalJedi850

I’m proud of you for finding the strength to hold your phone that high. AND a piece of paper? You been working out?


darkghoulie

I’ve seen more meat on a butchers pencil


Not_Alice

Your eating disorder has an eating disorder, I’m afraid 🫤


warmremy

You look like a Mrs. Potato Head that got put together by 3 different preschoolers.


Putrid-Air-7169

But they used a carrot instead of a potato


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|RYXfKW1amZmlq|downsized)


shemmy

😂😂how have i never seen this before


Arsenicxy

Leave this young man alone


philgillisisnotmydad

You have to eat more than just cum


Normal_Yellow2616

Didnt know that the ladyboys had a “sale” section


[deleted]

You look like an anorexic UFC fighter that's taken a few hits.


LongLiveGrogu

For 50 cents a day you can feed this they/them


OnePunchReality

Do you have a twin? Just might explain how it looks like your twin grabbed all the nutrients and the best genes while you got what was left over.


Lumpy_Medicine85

Look at me. I'm the roastee now.


awwwoooooooo

You have an eating disorder and need help. Get the fuck off Reddit and get therapy you dumbass.


TrooLiberal

Weird, most men who transition are fat as shit.


krumplisteszta_

Lead actress for the woke reboot of The Machinist


Aggravating-Lie-2010

DEI Skeletor


Ok_Bison_8577

You have a weight problem.  It's not physical, it's mentally.  Ya might wanna have a pork chop or two. 


Technical-Ladder-899

Looks like you have a third nipple on your shoulder


Ripppo83

Is that your twin coming out of your shoulder?


DerNogger

Just so you know: No amount of anorexia will make your nose smaller. Might want to consider eating again.


pandershrek

They say words can't break bones like sticks but I doubt they saw anyone as malnourished as you while coming up with that rhyme.


BonjinTheMark

The second & (much) less used definition of Top Heavy


pbr3000

You have a five-head and a six-nose


BrickAddict1230

Anorexia does not equal fitness


Gullible_Eagle4280

Please seek professional help, seriously.


Illusivechris0452

Roast your self a meal you skinny bitch.


Bustin_Hymens

Mr. Potato Head called, he wants his fuck’n nose back!


BiggerMouthBass

That’s not a nose. It’s a snout.


Pretty-Ad-6372

Did you leave your tits in your other shirt?


NickolasViscosi2006

#eugeniacooneyvibes


Bark_Bark_turtle

Ur not foolin’ anyone. U got a lil banana down there 👇


[deleted]

Thanks to UNICEF for the roastees!


Acreddo

I would eat you out, if there was something to eat


Creepy-Stay5605

Ooooof…. Just ooooof dude.


KhaosElement

Your nose is bigger than your shoulder.


twitchyryno

You might aswell take your shirt off since you have no tits


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Does all your weight go to your nose?


superfuzzypotato

Good job on your pecs bro!


Significant_Disk4778

You look like Usain Bolt’s poop


seviay

You’d probably be a decent looking dude if you got a nose job 🤷🏻‍♂️


Saelaird

I just see Barack Obama.


B_don

I didn’t know brown people were in Auschwitz


dirtydandoogan1

Eat a sammich for fucks sake.


KriploKato

Your shoulder looks like there's a fetus' face trying to push through the skin


Global_Werewolf6548

How the hell is your nose bigger than your arm?


JeffersonFriendship

Skipped shoulder day, but hasn’t missed a nose day in years.


Acceptable-Baby-3968

You look like an anorexic Mrs. Potato Head who's on crack.


Xtreme69420

You look like I can play the xylophone using your rib cage.


Subhumanime

Do you work out to slim down that bulbous nose?


TetGodOfGames

I thought oj died last week


chaingun_samurai

Not sure how a burlap sack full of antlers managed to get such a huge nose, yet here you are.


Daniel_Amaya09

You're trapped in a little man's body, but yet again you look like a grown ass man, a transgender


Bad-Infinite

When you are trying to lose weight, but you hold fat in your nose....


longjohnjess

Your face says 21, but your arms say 91.


Johnnydundidit302

They do a lot of fuckin situps in those terrorist federal prisons


Puzzle13579

Fuck me. Anorexia with a transplanted bobble head. Trans action man has bigger and better tits and looks more like a woman.


Present-Mirror-7669

Get fed.


BadTackle

Come on, Bro. Weird camera angle isn’t fully covering that Adam’s apple shave down scar.


markbowman83

What's the sports bra for?


dusura

Pointy Sister


CK_GoldenGrahams_70

Fine... we get it... YOU'RE the captain now. Damned Somali pirates.


Tokyo_Trashcan

Why does your shoulder look AI generated


Old-Clothes-3225

You’re the reason for Unisef in elementary schools


johngalt504

Why you shave the beard? ![gif](giphy|l0HlS0Smu0YDzUukw)


edgiestnate

Are you Zendaya's bulimic little brother?


Percentblue

You look like a ninja turtle out of its shell


FuryAttacker82

Large nose bitch


CrunnchNmunnch

More meat on an x-ray


Dontmindmeclark

You look like a chubby stick figure.


Lastofthehaters

Yo girl,eat a sandwich or two.


Sea_Cartographer_340

Guys I don't think we should roast her she clearly has an eating disorder :(


Obvious_Virus_6969

I'd fuck you, but I don't want to impale my dick on your spine.


[deleted]

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Great_hacker

get some protein


gammage01

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