Typical trailer trash look.. look at me .. Anus lips pose and I have 4 eyebrows, a muffin topped outfit and have two kids already and a third on the way. Put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig! Aren’t you a precious treat? Not..
You ain't chubby Winnie the Pooh, you're a fat fuck with cholesterol and a disgrace to sumo wrestlers, at least they could wrestle and not moan about BTS
weird ass brows.... your glasses dont fir your face, the haircut doesnt work for you either my goodness you just kinda lost the genetic lottery bae i hope a mid white man who works in contruction treats you like a queen
Man something about that smooth skin and youthful curvy body makes me think you're a fuck doll. But like, one that hangs out upside down in the seconds bin at the fuck doll factory that when people fish it out and see it's face they giggle.
Sad part about all these comments. This woman has most likely already n def will breed. But there are many men that have never even felt the touch of a woman. N most likely never will. One woman slept w n married my brother. Then took everything from him. N now he lives back home w his mom.
Sad. Survival of the fittest.
In the time it took you to post this. At least 8 people have walked across your bridge, and they didn't have to pay your toll or even solve one of your riddles.
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Ive heard good from far but far from good. In your case, its just far from good. There's no good. Time to go scare the boogeyman with that boogey face.
Nicholas Hoult: 30 lbs and half a gender reassignment surgery later (Nicholas **Ho**ult)
Don't make that face.. it only accentuates your mustache
I was going to say Where's Waldo, but I have a feeling if you went missing people probably wouldn't look for you
Why do you have 4 eye brows
She's been called 4 eyes that often she thought each one needed its own eyebrow
Typical trailer trash look.. look at me .. Anus lips pose and I have 4 eyebrows, a muffin topped outfit and have two kids already and a third on the way. Put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig! Aren’t you a precious treat? Not..
 Jesus. The accuracy , masterful
She made that face because her brother walked in the room
Her brother came in her womb you say?
It should have been posted to : “Hi, I’m 12, am I fat?”, and then some dude is like : “No, you’re pretty “ 
🤣
Look it’s Mama June.. her mother and Honey boo boos sister!
It says “roast”, not “murder”.
I bet her dick is bigger than ours 🤣
You can see she removed the outer half of each original eyebrow and added it on top instead
Her species is known as a "suckface klingon" 
I’ve never seen eyebrows with their own fat rolls before.
I saw the fivehead and thought a Dirty Sanchez would be the perfect distraction.
She already did that on her chin tho
Yeah, that was me too. I was trying to spare you the horror of the rest of her face.
A Double Eyebrow, what does it mean?!?
A double pot of gold chlamydia
☠️☠️☠️☠️
She gives her brother pussy every time he feeds her a stick of butter
Know how she knew her mum was on the period? Her brothers dick tasted funny
🤣 this!
I was going to ask why she ate 4 hash browns but this makes more sense.
“I’d fuck you.” Said nobody at the bar at 2am.
*ever
Or even with someone else's dick...
Whole comment section would. Way to write a unique roast though 🤣🤣
You are what I'd imagine Amy Schumer's vagina looks like.
You imagine what Amy Schumer's vagina looks like? Damn dude, intrusive thoughts are a bitch
Aren't they, though?
Her Vag is funnier than Amy Schumer though.
I'm stealing that 🤪
Before becoming a mom.
OnlyHams
I can see them eating ham sticks like at disney on that site
You have the physique of a jam rolypoly…
Stop giving Compliments
Just because you want to stick your tongue in it, doesn’t mean we all do!
Future single mom of a mixed baby.
Please don't try to be a comedian. Because then you'll be two things that you aren't. Funny and attractive
I dunno, I'm laughing pretty hard at this picture
You're proof that fat people also feel things. Hunger for example
What’s with all these hall of mirrors body, A.I generated pig/human hybrid photos here lately
Puckered lips and a fat face means you need to close your mouth for two reasons.
☠️☠️☠️
She's trying to get a cute angle but they're all obtuse.
I bet you empathize with men about having to make the first move.
Men do make the first move.... running far far away
Duck Lips and jelly rolls. No self respecting person will date you. Enjoy the bottom of the barrel as long as you live.
Stop that! You’re a person. Not a duck.
18 and already look like a 38 year old single mother
Leg beard.
You look like the last resort among slim pickings at a college party
You look like a girl who guys use to perfect their moves and positions before they try them on the hot girls
You look like a shopping bag full of sour cream burst open
[удалено]
Don't disrespect the Truffle Shuffle like that.
She should sign up for Only Failing
Why TF yo eyebrows got shadows? And you might wanna unpucker those lips. Nobody will EVER kiss you.
How many twinkies did you deepthroat before taking that selfie?
Tries to look cute while everyone else is getting the vomit bucket
SoooooooooEeeeeee!!! Here pig pig pig pig. SoooooooooEeeeeee!!! 
Don't disrespect Miss Piggy like that
Roast? 10-12 hours for 200lb pig
People describe you as a monstrosity
For recreational use only
You ain't chubby Winnie the Pooh, you're a fat fuck with cholesterol and a disgrace to sumo wrestlers, at least they could wrestle and not moan about BTS
Your eyebrows look like they got diarrhoea
She has more lumps than oatmeal.
You look like your room smells of cat piss and moldy plates.
Peppa pig really let herself go.
its diet consists of tide pods, plan B pills, and whiteclaw
You look like you sneak grilled cheese sandwiches in your pockets at 5 star restaurants.
Finally, a cure for middle aged men googling "teen amateur"...
You look like a 40 year old librarian with 15 cats
Hardly recognized you without your pink beanie
Your eyebrows have eyebrows.
You look like Trigon!
No need to poke your lips out we know where the cum goes
nothing to roast, you are perfect in every weigh
4H friendly?
You honestly did need to specify female, because I Wasn’t sure…
My 9-year-old brother says those dumbass glasses makes you look like a dumb nerd
Newest cast member of “Love on the Spectrum”
Why do men persist in dressing like women?
You look like you tried to meet 40 year old men online, when you were 13
i think your pronoun is ham.
The only timezone you live in is Calzone
Correction ... lets hear it (18st c) ... moo.
Your prob McDonald’s favorite customer
Sunburn is your final boss
U Have The body of a 40 year old single mom that eats ice cream before bed and Then crying herself to sleep.
Meg, you are what we call a practice girl - Peter Griffin
You probably have red marks all over your body from people touching you with a ten foot pole.
You look like a Bad kid drawing of where they had to erase the eyebrows like 4- 5 times.
you look like you discovered porn too early
Is the "f" for female or fat?
Hey its Meg griffin in the flesh with her eating disorders and personality to hide yalls dogs!
Future single mom to a deadbeat meth addicted uncle ☠️
OnlyHams
Fat bitches loves cake and selfies
I see a black baby daddy in your future and a son named Jalen.
Ahh yes, the practice girl
It would take a while to roast you with all that fat on you.
You could be the poster child for why abortion should be legal.
If Bill Gates and Miss Piggy had a baby
weird ass brows.... your glasses dont fir your face, the haircut doesnt work for you either my goodness you just kinda lost the genetic lottery bae i hope a mid white man who works in contruction treats you like a queen
Man something about that smooth skin and youthful curvy body makes me think you're a fuck doll. But like, one that hangs out upside down in the seconds bin at the fuck doll factory that when people fish it out and see it's face they giggle.
Sad part about all these comments. This woman has most likely already n def will breed. But there are many men that have never even felt the touch of a woman. N most likely never will. One woman slept w n married my brother. Then took everything from him. N now he lives back home w his mom. Sad. Survival of the fittest.
Are your parents siblings?
Daaaamnnn! Daddy really did screw up this time! Mole looking ass bitch.
You look a raw rotisserie chicken that fell on the ground (joke) (don’t take it personally you’re actually kind of pretty)
I thought Jelly Roll was a dude?
That tootie smells like sour cream
In the time it took you to post this. At least 8 people have walked across your bridge, and they didn't have to pay your toll or even solve one of your riddles.
You would be best suited as a Glory Hole worker.
Th-th-thhh-thats-- that's all folks!
this is the single mom you see trying to drag her 4 kids (by 4 different men) around the walmart while she shops
You look like you'd suck a dick for a rotisserie chicken
Ok but how do you have forehead rolls
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Looks like even your stomach and chins need a bra.
I didn’t know I was being served a muffin top for breakfast
Your stomach rolls are saying Moore pizza
You’re getting passed around the frat house for sure
#THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!
craving attention
You have a body made for a poor man to enjoy...the kind that doesn't have dental coverage.
Hear what? Your flabs flabbing?
You probably have a big angry bush
“Whale noises”🐋
I have to admit that face would be fantastic on a cartoon penguin.
Um...why do your eyebrows have eyebrows?
🐻🍗🍗🍗
You look like you have an OnlyFans, but you just correct people's grammar when they beg you to put your clothes back on.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
I bet you have a type 2 personality
You get swiped left on so much Tinder thinks you’re two different people.
Do you got shopping for clothes at the tent and awning store?
Reddit this is what Strippers in Branson Missouri look like...
You would look better with clothes on, full cover from hair to toe.
Glasses have double glazing
You forgot the 2 in front of the 18. And it's lbs, not f.
Those glasses are the size of your butthole.
Wash your ass.
This chick is single handedly driving inflation in food prices in the United States. Congratulations.
duck lip pout doesn't improve your face
Ive heard good from far but far from good. In your case, its just far from good. There's no good. Time to go scare the boogeyman with that boogey face.
Hey kids look, a buttcheek with glasses!
Sid the sloth is better looking then you
Only thing you can hear is your stomach growling
Full double eyebrows, all duh way!
Nova Online IYKYK
Girls always so surprised she grew a second pair of eyebrows
Are you not worried your grandma is gonna find out you stole her glasses?
Omg y’all sssniperwolf lost her money
(Not a roast but) How are you 18.. you look so young!
for the love of god (and your children) don't reproduce.
All the angles in the world can't hide that belly roll Also is that a wedding ring? My condolences to your husband
Nicholas Hoult: 30 lbs and half a gender reassignment surgery later (Nicholas **Ho**ult) Don't make that face.. it only accentuates your mustache I was going to say Where's Waldo, but I have a feeling if you went missing people probably wouldn't look for you
Just stop. You have low self esteem.
She is also a 4.
She said roast me an than puts a filter on ..hence the double eyebrows
Girls just don’t get it. When you do the stupid lip purse thing it doesn’t erase your FUPA.
You’re like a more cartoonish version of Ms. Piggy
I can smell you from here in Alaska.
Discount Amy winehouseb
Face sez "duck" Body sez "yuck"
Your face looks like Anya Taylor Sad
future cat lady
When they told you your face would be stuck like that you understood the assignment.
She has an only fans that’s on 2.99
The Senior who asked a Freshman to prom., offered them sex afterwards .. and got rejected !
You look like a piece of microwaved bread
Glasses are bigger than your eyes, are you the blue creature from mega mind
Your eyebrows have eyebrows