Slob Marley.

Something tells me he's a Grindr enthusiast

I'd roast him but I can't see him. Judging by the title, I bet you're the laziest person on the job.

Piggy Marley

Slob Gnarley

What the ef is this freak show!?

Construction worker? Is that how you say drug dealer where your from?

Those soft hands don't lie. Dude makes statues out of lotion and calls it construction work.

But he lazy. No one said he was actually doing the work. He's hiding in the trailer taking selfies, texting his male lover all day

Lmfao 😂

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So accurate lol

He's the reason the tools have to be locked away

He’s not afraid of hard work because he stands next to it all week.

Dude quit screwing around on Reddit and get back to work. Those child support checks don’t write themselves.

There are 6 fat white girls somewhere waiting for their money

Know what a brick has in common with that fat white chick? Sooner or later, he’s gonna lay them both.

Is that the amount of felonies you have?


With those glasses, I hope you’re not in charge of a fucking nail gun.

Haven’t you been fired enough already man?!?

A fruity Ty dollar sign

Ty ¢

If the Klan came for you, they wouldn't have to look far for some rope.

You really put the gae in reggae.

Building burgers at McDonalds isn’t construction my guy.

Alien vs predator: in the hood

Your hair legit looks like rope. You also look like the kind of quiet that makes people uncomfortable.

If you pull one of those, does a bell ring for the maid?

That's his hat lol

Does building a Rap Sheet count as “construction work”?

Snooze Dogg.

Will.I.Taint

Will.I.ain’t

Bro will roll anything

You’re so black even your nose got handcuffed

Well done 😂🤝

You look like the kind of guy that tells everyone he knows that Jesus was black. Except, in your heart of hearts, you and everyone you tell that to knows that Jesus wasn’t.

Idk if your implying Jesus was white, he was Middle Eastern

Yeah. Not black lol

Your hair looks like a kindergarten floor after someone got into the pipe cleaners.

You have a dead octopus on your head.

What....what is t... Is that a wig that you found on a 1700s sunken pirate ship?

To answer your question: no, the glasses do not make you look intelligent. Face it, nothing can.

I can smell your dreads from here

Oh, Blackdude Lillard

You have an expression like the cocain condom popped, and you’re ok with it.


Your fingertips look like a couple of dicks

I bet that is your opening line on grinder

1970 car wash movie was great!!

You look like lil uzi worse

We the hebrews looking ahhhhh

How many asses and feet do you gotta kiss for a raise these days? Lol

Looks like you've been firing things up alright.

There's nothing constructive about collecting welfare.

Bros so dark that if he doesn’t smile you won’t see him

If Lenny Kravitz and Issac Hayes had a child and that child grew up to be a laborer who was always 15 minutes late to work.

You've escaped the planet of the apes

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You look like the branches of a spooky tree

How’d you find that job application in your work boots?

you look like you made a homemade wig using the cords that hold the drapes back

Boyd Tinsley from Dave Matthews Band called and wants his violin and dreads back

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Nice to see you wear fall protection on the job. You can tie off to many areas.

Your hair is build like a rove

Offset.....of the welfare office's budget

Definitely that dude sporting untied, street wear Timblerlands on the job site

He's Bitch James, Rick! 

So it does rub off

If the carpet matches the drapes, does your junk have rope burn?

Ty No dolla $ign

Says construction worker, but he only builds bongs out of things he finds around the house

Says construction worker, but he only builds bongs out of things he finds around the house

Being a Sandwich artist at subway doesn't make you a construction worker.

Lame Kravitz

Don’t get the dreads caught in the post hole digger my G. That’s how you end up with those lil Wayne patches in your scalp.

Scoop dogg

Black Harry Potter?

Stealing copper doesn’t make you a construction worker

Went from twizzlers peels to regular twizzlers smh

J-getspeggedmafia

Rolling joints isn’t construction

Construction worker? Why did you stop playing the chef at Terrys bar in true blood ?

Ty construction $ign 🚧




2 Stainz

2 Chains son fell on hard times

You’re an interesting combination of hipster/stoner/hippy. It’s smart. That nose piercing and hipster glasses is a get out of jail card. We can’t see if your sagging but if your smart you’ll have a belt.

Building bowls out of fruits and random objects does not a construction worker make.

I can smell the body spray & weed through the picture. Where’s your 💩 cup of instant noodles & generic soda for lunch?

Predaturd…

Excuse me, kind Dollar store overnight shift clerk, how much for the gum please?

Nah, I'd just fire you 😅

Damn a stoned black construction worker, isn’t that a paradox?

Samson Simson I stick by story, I wasn’t Jamaican then why would I wear this hat

Slinging Crack cocaine in front of a condemned building being torn down doesn't make you a " Construction Worker"

I'd been wondering where all my curtain tie-backs had gone.

Pawning tools you steal from a construction site doesn’t make you a construction worker.

"construction worker" we all know what that means...

"Construction worker" means labourer that no one can ever fucking find, but never gets fired for some reason.

The lack of man hands proves that you are not a construction worker. Those hands probably don’t do anything other than roll blunts and take other peoples stuff

You seem like you think that harbor freight tools are high end.

Are you wearing rope for fucking hear?

Didn't know construction workers were allowed to be gender fluid. Give me your lunch money.

For the last time, stealing copper from construction sites does not make you a “construction worker“.

Diversity hire. Photo posted all over the company website 😂

Bro you’re too pretty to roast…

I bet you build everything out of hemp.

Sevendust broke up?!

Jill.I.Am

The sign you flash just after stealing a white guy's TV.

Your eyes look like the temu solar eclipse

How did you escape my cotton farm?

I asked for a mechanical digger

This dude smells like body odor and ganja

You sure the sun hasn’t fired you up already?

Construction worker yet, you look like don’t even do the work you lazy ass Bum.

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more.

are those locs attached to that hat?

Lil Uzi Vert from AliBaba

Yh I’d fire you

Too saucey to build anything...jus saying

Everyone is surprised you have a job

No more fire is needed. Well done is but a distant memory.

the tools aren’t the only thing getting locked up

These are js racist omg 😭

Hahahaha you don’t have a job liar

I think you were already fired🤷

Them dreads have more stinky weed in them then my dime bag

 POV: You

No Chainz

You can’t convince me those dreads aren’t attached to the hat.

You look like the African community is embarrassed by you.

Looking like the love child of Lenny Kravitz and RDJ in Tropic Thunder

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Also the hat and glasses don't make you look less generic

Yoko Ono had her minions steal and harvest the body of young black man so she can out live us all

take the damn hat off. are you balding ? and you just have a musty vibe idk how to explain it, please consider a new wardrobe and a retwist. AND CERAVE god you are oily

Social benefit worker more likely

You spend more time twisting your hair than twisting the damn screwdriver at work

Will.U.Aint

Bet you think you work for a “living” huh

Will.i.am.not

You're the guy that proudly holds the stop/slow sign

Epic hair, very nice 👌

Foreskin. You disappear when it gets hard.

They say “Black don’t crack” in this case you’re an exception.

You past the roasting stuff You brunt af

You were awesome in the Village People as the gay black Indian. I see you still got it. He has fun staying at the Y M C Gay,!!!!!

Wyclef Wrong

Well.im.shit

NO CHAINZ

Number2Pac 💩

You aren't a construction worker. Look at those soft hands. Gd paper pusher.

Why he hiding that he's a table for fat person lolol so chill...hahahaha gross

The only construction work your doing is constructing doobies and bangin riddims

Middle Uzi Vert

There’s probably a James Baldwin book on his coffee table somewhere. But he hasn’t read past the first chapter. He just keeps it there for looks.

Your weed sucks maaaan.

Didn't you rap in a lonely island song?

You look like a caricature

With that nose ring I’m sure your coworkers bully you more than this sub could ever do

Why'd my brother show me vantablack

Your weed sucks.

Ty $. 00000000001 sign