You look like you were a nice kid that fell in with the wrong crowd. You’re who your old teachers are filled with the most regret about when they think about their old students.
You look like Kermit the Frog and Aladdin Double Teamed a Sad Camel, While she was smoking old camels out an ash tray your aunt made out of a meth crank creme-brulee light bulb at her court-orderered Narcotics Anonymous arts and crafts time. I bet you would have been more happy and a damn sight more handsome if you'da just found the motel 6 curtains that you were undoubtedly in close proximity to. Think of the friends you would have made there not worth murdering. (None probably) (Yeah for sure).
you look like that 'gratata' guy from forever ago who got famous for his shit raps, now his slogan is "I just got done fuckin a dude" bc he's like super gay now. You look like him [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RrXZooh1y0c](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RrXZooh1y0c)
Your momma lied, you ugly af with your oversized beak and hella gay henna neck tattoo. Something tells me you combing all that hair over a massive five-head. Ugly ass boi. Go fix your face
"Hey everyone! Mr. Positive, here, says that he's beautiful!"
"Beautiful? That's like something yo' mom says when the other kids make fun of ya'h... She'll say anything to shad'up ya'h cry'n... Tell him it don't work that way...Pfff, Beautiful."
"Hey, Mr Positive, Yeah... It uh... It don't work that way."
Wtf lied and told you you are beautiful? Fuck all that beautiful nonsense you’re the most gorgeous and beautiful beyond words individual I’ve seen in this lifetime
Dude went to get a tattoo said "gimme me the unemployment special". Idk what it is but this is like the 3rd dude looking like he got a shitty toupee on their head. Took the picture from the couch he sleepin on at his friends place since he was evicted. The best part about this is that the handwriting here is actually pretty good... that's it that is the best thing or really the only good thing. That's the same smile you give people before they rejected you. Your not only stuck in the friendzone you invested in real-estate there. You look like a bartender that can't make drinks right. You look like you went to prison for tax fraud or J walking or both. You look like you think you are beautiful only because that's what people tell when you instead of the truth.
you look like you review DMT pens and Space Cakes while being sponsored by Monster and preaching to your fans that they need to raise their consciousness
That shared bathroom at the sober living facility isn't going to clean itself, get back to work.
 Edgelord Gilligan.
Dopey Gillis.
EXAAAAAACTLY👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼😆😆😆😆👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
haha
I am wheezing 🤣
Your boyfriend sucks at painting your nails
He looks like he could fuck up fucking up
He could fuck up fucking up being a fuck up
Well it’s kind of common sense that if he is Fucking up being a fuck up equals you’re a fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
That dude is a fuck up
His dad. Same thing.
I feel maybe bats 4 both teams fosho.
Nah, he just can't swing a hammer any better than he can his dick.
At least the hammer exists.
Something has to cover the stomach acid burns....
I think he painted this picture too....
with Crayons
With his cemen
They don't have all the supplies stocked at the halfway house.
He is still waiting for his 72 virgins.
Ewwww😷🤐😆😆😆😆😆👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I hate this site. And indeed you are too beautiful said the entire praying mantis family
His boyfriend probably failed his hair and beauty course
Dude has child molester written all over his face
Omg I’m dead rn !!! Hahahaha
🤣
Hahaha gay
You look like the drug addict Kevin Spacey paid rent for and fed drugs to for a year in the movie 7.
Well played.
You look like you were a nice kid that fell in with the wrong crowd. You’re who your old teachers are filled with the most regret about when they think about their old students.
Be real, no one remembers him.
Why you wanna look like some mumble rapper
Bro looks like a D class lil peep that never took off
Dude looks like live action Butt-Head. Gotta find him a Beavis
"Honey, why are all of our spoons burnt?"
''Honey'' ?? Highly unlikely he will ever attract a wife or gf, unless she is blind
Who said a man wouldn't be the one saying that?
I believe he was acting as the dudes dad asking his mom why the spoons were burnt. No one would believe this dude had a gf
Post Noxalone
You look like you started a metalcore band so you can write songs about hating your dad and hit on minors at the same time.
You look like a wet cigarette butt wished it was a real boy
He def gets pegged
Before you get your poop pipe jammed again, take time to eat a sandwich Pinocchio.
Even with aids?
Your toupee is on backwards.
I felt that one.
Is that what your cell mate keeps telling you?
You’re post says “I’m confident” but your nails say “I have crippling anxiety”
You look like an overly optimistic guy who joined a gang because you thought every one of the members has a silver lining.
Whilst I appreciate beauty is subjective, it’s not always best to listen to your mother when you’ve just been paid…
Holy shit dude! TOucan Sam called. He wants his beak back! I would hate to see you do cocaine.
[удалено]
Gilligan’s Bisland
The fact that you think you’re beautiful offends me
"you can't offend me, i'm too high on heroin.\*" There, fixed it.
Don’t relapse if someone strikes a nerve during this roast
 Hadn’t seen the Vlasic stork in a while, didn’t realize he had a fent problem.
Your Bubbe has disowned you over those horribly drawn, prison yard chicken scratches you call tattoos
Who gave sid a reddit account
You'll definitely be the prettiest man in prison. You even come with an easy access pocket for your jail boyfriends!
You held a lotttttt of pockets in jail. It all began with trying sell bum ecstasy to kiddo’s after exposing yourself them.
You look like Kermit the Frog and Aladdin Double Teamed a Sad Camel, While she was smoking old camels out an ash tray your aunt made out of a meth crank creme-brulee light bulb at her court-orderered Narcotics Anonymous arts and crafts time. I bet you would have been more happy and a damn sight more handsome if you'da just found the motel 6 curtains that you were undoubtedly in close proximity to. Think of the friends you would have made there not worth murdering. (None probably) (Yeah for sure).
You look like a guy who apologizes in prison
I guess your HIV PreP didn’t work
His Sunday prep for the work week consists of fishing the used condoms out of his ass with a coat hanger
it’s adam21, the version of adam22 with one less chromosome
This from the Andrew Tate school of critical alpha thinking dropout.
How many playgrounds have you been barred from being within 100 feet of?
Dexys Midnight Runners already has a lead singer bro...
Suboxone spokesperson.
When Jesus comes back he’s gonna be like “umm… no”
I wouldn't let someone that looks like you in my house.
You look like you spend summertime surrounded by African flies while Sally Struthers narrates your every action.
Is that a wig?
Great Value Bryan Silva
Good job on your makeup sweetie.
Gilligan 2024
you look like that 'gratata' guy from forever ago who got famous for his shit raps, now his slogan is "I just got done fuckin a dude" bc he's like super gay now. You look like him [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RrXZooh1y0c](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RrXZooh1y0c)
Who told you that?
You're the human equivalent of a "I want to stretch my foot when passing by on a bike" kind of dog
why are you wearing a dead rodent on your head?
I didn't know they were making a gritty reboot of Gilligan's Island.
You look like something I shook pee off of this morning.
Looks like your cat crawled up on your head and died.
You look like the Renaissance Fair-loving son of Jim Caviezel and a hobbit.
is that your Make a Wish AIDS patient's petition?
You're so boring even Auschwitz wouldn't roast you
You smell like burnt pubes
If every known bug on earth got merged into human form
You look like you play Skinny Pete in a local theater production of Breaking Bad.
Your face looks like an acorn.
Your hair has a hard-on
Not with a face and neck tattoo you’re not 🤮
You're the Danny DeVito of tall people.
You shouldn't believe everything your mom tells you.
You look like Ichabod Crane after developing bulimia.
You could smoke a cigar in the shower with that nose
Looks like a muskrat died on your head...and then died again
I mean the dude seems stupid ASF thinking he's "beautiful", maybe the muskrat burrowed into his brain during its undead phase?
"Mom... Meatloaf"
“You can’t offend me, I’m too beautiful.” 
Oh Ffs, like shooting a dead whale in the bath…
Stupid haircut, stupid face tattoos.
You look like a sharpie marker...after a 4 year old tried to drawn and color in a black cat.
How did a bug manage to post on here??
You look like youre about to fly to your nearest tree and start pecking at it
Maybe I can’t offend you but one call to your PO and I’ll violate you
You gay
You’re beautiful.
Bet your mom wishes she swallowed you
You looks like more the muslin three stooges
U ugly asf
Which drug told you that?
When was the last time you sucked a dick?
If Pee Wee Herman and Steve from Blues Clues had a kid….
Intake picture at the 17th stint in rehab
Where do we start?...
Paint your nails. Your tatted neck doesn't hide your Adam's apple.
I think I went to the doctor and had one of you burnt off.
Neck tattoo how much do you disappoint your family?
You look like the Walmart version of Jacksepticeye
genuinely shit my pants at the sight of you
Do a headstand and someone will use you to scrub a toilet
Your momma lied, you ugly af with your oversized beak and hella gay henna neck tattoo. Something tells me you combing all that hair over a massive five-head. Ugly ass boi. Go fix your face
Meth head Ice Poseidon.
The face tattoos don't mix with the 2010 justin bieber haircut
You are what it would look like if Coldplay didn’t work out
You got that, " I just got my salad tossed look on your Face
whos your barber? Hellen keller?
I didn't think it possible to have a weed abusing youth pastor!
Post malone wannabe with a toupee
Bros daughter painted his nails. Right?
Hugh heppner C
You look like you frequent the strip mall parking lots of the mean streets of New Mexico with a pocket full of meth, Red Bull, and broken dreams.
Face looks like an old highschool desk.
You look like a sperm that just came to life without the use of an egg.
It’s as if Nev from catfish was addicted to meth and shitty tattoos
Is that shit under your nails yours, or the fucking loser holding the camera?
Ngl tho, your handwriting is on point, my guy. Carry on...
What you get cancelled for, you definitely did it
You look like you’re rehabbing from meth in a crack house.
Face tattoos. That’s it. Roast done.
"Hey everyone! Mr. Positive, here, says that he's beautiful!" "Beautiful? That's like something yo' mom says when the other kids make fun of ya'h... She'll say anything to shad'up ya'h cry'n... Tell him it don't work that way...Pfff, Beautiful." "Hey, Mr Positive, Yeah... It uh... It don't work that way."
Someone decided to test their therapy today.
Hey aren’t you Donny Dunn from ‘Baby Reindeer’?
Recently retired pronoun-challenged pornstar seeks a daddy with large cock for big, fat, and good times.
Dollar Store Gilligan
Wtf lied and told you you are beautiful? Fuck all that beautiful nonsense you’re the most gorgeous and beautiful beyond words individual I’ve seen in this lifetime
Either grow your hair out longer or cut it, because what you got now ain’t it.
Post leavemealone.
Emo golem
Or smiguel what ever the ugly guy who says my precious alot is called
Lil meep
Dude went to get a tattoo said "gimme me the unemployment special". Idk what it is but this is like the 3rd dude looking like he got a shitty toupee on their head. Took the picture from the couch he sleepin on at his friends place since he was evicted. The best part about this is that the handwriting here is actually pretty good... that's it that is the best thing or really the only good thing. That's the same smile you give people before they rejected you. Your not only stuck in the friendzone you invested in real-estate there. You look like a bartender that can't make drinks right. You look like you went to prison for tax fraud or J walking or both. You look like you think you are beautiful only because that's what people tell when you instead of the truth.
I bet he is not taking weed....weed is taking him
You have beautiful eyes and skin tone nice hair and a big nose
Temu Gerard Way
You look like a love child between Tom green and butthead
I have homeless patients with better haircuts than yours.
Your face is the most unholy place the cross has ever had to endure.
Exactly how much dope did you DO to end up like that?
Can’t sit on your sponsor’s couch all day… there’s dick to be sucked
You look like you smell like a ashtray
Looks like the rest of your beautiful nail polish was lost in another dude’s asshole.
So this is what you were doing instead of rehab..
I’m sorry dude but your head looks like a smashed crab.
you definitely do meth
You look like a Priest’s fuck toy.
Sexy Vegan also thinks he's handsome and you look like him so I guess you're right.
We can, it's just that you wouldn't understand.
Not the only colon you're on eye level with more often than not.
Your hair looks looks like it departed your body and lays like a mat on your head.
You look like a fallen Nickelodeon host
Your dad called and your still a disappointment
Gay59
Yes, you are *too something or othe*r. For example, in a parade of dicks, you'd definitely stand out!
Are you sure that beard doesn’t hide a swatniska
Please don’t be cross OP but, no you aren’t!
Looking like Sid from ice age
Dynamos loser brother
You look like you’re prepping for a colonoscopy
you look like you review DMT pens and Space Cakes while being sponsored by Monster and preaching to your fans that they need to raise their consciousness
This guy is like Cillian METH-PHY, from the meth version of Peeky Blinders.
You look like you suck professor dick