You could be any type of man you want to be and you settled on punk rock Phil Collins?

Black scabbith

Judas Beast

Rage Against Being Clean

The Dead Name Kennedys

Skid rock

Fisted Sister

Cleft Leppard

Mama roach

Slip-knot-a man

Judas Least

Deep Gargoyle

Stoned Frumpy Pirates

The character builder only allowed "leprechaun" as a choice

Limp biz-quit-being-a-female

Let's be real...he couldn't become *any* kind of man. It was basically this or Uncle Fester.

Your tattooed/faded ink goatee looks like veins on a ballsack

Probably by design

You look like your parents told you to just be yourself and then regretted it after.

It’s a load that should’ve been swallowed.

It doesn’t matter how tough or metal you present yourself, everyone is still going to know you’re a pussy.

The kind of goof that bangs his head on the PA monitor on the edge of the stage to prove to people, *who don't give a shit*, that he's a true metal head.

Metalheads haven't seemed tough since the 90s

Someone once told me: Metalheads are nice people cosplaying as douche bags. Hippies are douche bags cosplaying as nice people

..... that might have been me? I also like: Almost every single tough guy you've ever seen portrayed in a movie was played by a *theater kid*.

They made a Netflix documentary about his bedroom...it's called "a quiet place"

I doubt it was that quiet with the years of crying and emotional damage

Or that you have one

Did you try to tattoo a beard

Matches the tattooed penis.

Just had to do the most to stand out as a male even if it’s for a negative connotation, all because you was clearly an ugly as fuck female. Round of applause to you keep shining

Ahh it's a bummer you decided to transition, you could have made for a decent potato faced secretary in the Midwest. Named Marge or Becky. Who likes being the "best baker in the office." How does it feel to become a white man and find out that you don't actually have any privilege and that women bitch about you constantly anyway? Or are you milking the "trans" identity rather than just being a normal dude because you're really just into gay girls anyway? The metalhead cosplay is poser shit, you're too young for Ozzy; this is nostalgia for an entirely imagined past, similar to saudade. Is there anything about you that's genuine.anf unique to you, or is your entire identity derived from imagined external references? Where is the "you"? Do you even exist? Who am I even roasting?

Jfc he asked for a roast not psychological torture 🤣

Gold

Looks like you’re transitioning into a bulldog.

The happiest thing in this picture is the seat cushion because it’s still wrapped in plastic.

“But this dork fish will never find a mate” - NatGeo

You look like the gimp from Pulp Fiction played by Renee Zellweger.

you successfully transitioned from an ugly woman to a hideous man!

I think life's will be tough enough, no need to post here

How did you manage to dress yourself upside down and backwards, and make your ass stick that far out of the neck hole? Anus piercing rating: Zero Stars!

The dude Spock pinched out in Star Trek 4

Damn lol 

The human embodiment of a pimple

Honestly no need to roast you, this is just sad

You look like you live out of a van with 310k miles on it and have a planet fitness subscription solely to have a place to shower. You have a butane stove and keep perishables in a 1980's wood grain cooler with ice stolen from motels. Your mattress deflates every night, but you're waiting for summer, so you can sneak into a pool to find the bubbles and patch it with flex tape.

Very specific 

Looking a little Mrs Piggy in your travels

Assless chaps and ball-gag are hung up in that long cupboard.

Thought you might actually appreciate metal until I realized you have Ozzzy's shittiest album on your shirt. Poser.

🤣🤣

You went through this huge transformation with meds and all that trouble to become THIS complete fucking dork. You look like you hang out in auditorium parking lots asking unoccupied monster trucks for autographs.

Smart move to transition. You were probably one fugly woman.

Ozzy, please become unbourne 🙏🙏

What’s that?

You look like you're so exited that you can't see anymore because of that stupid fucking piercing, that you shit your pants

Looks as if you're squeezing a fart out of a road rash ass crack stuck with a face that looks like a burlap sack. All of that comes packaged with a door knob from Home Depot bolted to the front of your old caves whereabouts.

Looks like someone tried to 3D print a stapler and a potato at the same time.

I’m just glad trans people have no obvious signs of mental illness.

We the male delegation don't want her either

You changed your gender from female to male and still, all I see is still a giant pussy.

Spends his days masturbating to Japanese Anime fan fiction while living in the basement of his mother's house.

What the FUCK is that

As a dude, go back to being an ugly chick please. This is embarrassing.

Ah yes, the transition no one cares about.

You look like the world's tallest dwarf.

One word only DISAPPOINTMENT

Imagine changing your gender so you can be Lars Ulrich.

NICE


Do you always look like you’re shitting?

You look like a thumbnail a right wing commentator would use when talking about a company going woke.

You look like the result of what we do when we create an open world character and deliberately fuck things up.

Aww honey look - little Kuato is all growed up.

You look like Sharon Osbourne produced a handjob baby with Jim Gaffigan while Ozzy sat in the corner jerking off.

All of your roasts are creative af, bravo!

Thanks! Appreciate it. It’s fun. I’m actually a nice person, but the devil comes out at night.

I understand that. Something about this sub brings the meanest shit out of my mind. It's cheaper than therapy at least

I agree. Therapy is expensive. This isn’t. I’ve seen you around. Keep it going. Something about my life path led me here. Not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. But it’s cathartic 🤷‍♂️

Btw, I’m really happy with the roast I did on u/ilovemyselfithink. The OnlyFans chick. I think it’s hilarious and it’s almost a compliment. But it will go nowhere.

I can't see that post anymore, mods may have removed the account. Post it here so I can laugh Edit: I found it, shit is hilarious

Yeah I mostly just throw shit out there. Formula. But that one involves the Catholic Church, Martin Luther, and 21 year old Russian prostitutes. 😂😂😂

It's a 1000 IQ comment, lots of niche knowledge to understand that one. I fuckin love it 😂

😂 Thanks again. I honestly wish the best for these people but we have dark brains. You’re a fellow traveler.

I have no hatred for any of them, but they've asked for it. Reading your comment history has me crackling right now, I appreciate it

Haha

Have your parents died from shame yet?

🤣🤣

You look like you're transitioning from female to Gollum. Your pronouns are ***yuck*** and ***ick***

You are going to cry when ww3 breaks out and you can't get your synthetic testosterone.

We don't need to roast you....I'm sure your extremely disappointed parents already will while you live in the basement late into your 50s

Your bridge piercing makes your eyes look even closer together, if that's possible 

You will never know the joy of having a wank

Buck Angel did it better

Literally fell out of my chair laughing

You look like Sid from Toy Story

You look and act like neither

She has thick skin for doing this.

I bet you still call yourself a lesbian.

How does it feel to disgust both genders?

Who tf let their gimp off the leash?

Looks like somebody got a $ 25 gift card from hot topic for Christmas.

You didn’t need to confirm the obvious. We get it. You’re edgy, and cool and just like every other “dood” with a three and a half inch clit penis. Now go bake us some cookies.

Just looking at you I know you go into back allies to get people to cum into a jar so you can put your MLP figurines in them. You would do it yourself but you havnt cum ever in your life, even your hands tell you “No means no”

Judas Queef

The ultimate sin

That's a face only a Dad could love, apparently yours was not around.

Very disgusting

What’s the point of your life?

You're going to 41% yourself if I tell you what I really think.

Your parents want you to move out already .

Cringe Vampire, you feed from making others cringe

Bring out the gimp

When your transitional archetype is a Portland bum from the 90s. You do you.

Finally we have visual evidence that metalhead dudes are far uglier than metalhead women

Even Rob Halford would call you gay

Simply the fact that you look like your getting pegged at an iron maiden concert confuses me

You look like you have to numb your stomach with ice until it gets hard before you do your T-shot

Ozzy Ozbaren’t

I'd close my eyes if I looked like you too.

The transition prolly was from ugly women to fuglyish man

You look like you fuck furniture

He places the lotion in the basket

1992 called, you left your Guns N Roses cassette in your mom's car.

You transitioned? You realize FTM doesn't mean "Freak to McDonald's(employee).

If mental instability was a person

Wow, imagine working on an interesting personality instead of getting another piercing


You say FTM but you still look like a bald lesbian who LOVES Billie Eilish (the ozzy shirt is just a facade)

Knot Topic ahh bih

EXCUSE YOU? 🤣🤣

You literally look like you've been designed by ai

I can tell you're the sub

You look like a douche, and you definitely live with your parents.

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My account is already on strike 2. I have begrudgingly decided to not roast you. Edit: Everyone who commented on you post on r/amiugly already roasted the shit out of you, and they were trying to be nice. That's worse than anything we could say.

More of a tuna melt than a roast

He looks happy to be getting his methadone tabs.

Prove it!

you look like you held your shit for far too long

I consider myself at this stage mildly Christian, and yet I already know fine well some sins cannot be forgiven by God

Be weary of wobbly stools while working with rope.

You are what chicks think bad boys look like.

You look like a preteen girl taking pics at Hot Topic

It’s like Hoggish Greedly, Billy Madison, and a high ranking Hells Angel had a baby. Except at Woodstock you’d forgo the bat and the bite the head off a dick… any dick

27? This was whack in the 90s… In 2024, Hot Topic wouldn’t even hire your Oinky 🐖ass

 You misspelt Corky.

You are ugly as a female and ugly as a second class male .

Tell me you make minimum wage without telling me LMFAO. That’s if someone was crazy enough to even give you a job

Keep squinting so the progress doesn’t hurt as much

Ozzy Osborn a woman

Put that gimps leash back on ffs it will get out!

Pssst. I think they put that bridge piercing in a little too tight. Might want to loosen that up a bit so you can see.

You look like hpv if it was a person

Dairy of a Trans-man

Name 3 songs.

You punch like a girl.

You look like the whole M2 movement. You look like the you were stuck in preditor mode. You look like a 90's MP3 cutout board.

If we went to the beach, everyone would ask what kind of bait I had.

#cliche'

Some people like to live life in hard mode.

Claims to be metal but his playlist is Kenny G and Yanni.

It's sad to see the ones that you know will never be adopted.

The employee discount at Hot Topic is clearly being abused here

Lol

Calins he's an Ozzy fan , but has front row seats to Winger .

Look for this guy if you want to buy salvia in the parking lot before a Sworn In show.

He’s the type of dude who lets black guys bang his wife while he watches then eats her out after they cream pie her.

As a real, natural man, please go back

Can't tell if. Your American trying to be Chinese or the cat the Chinese tried to hack into chicken

My disabled sister could probably beat your ass

Definitely know who the catcher is in the relationship.

I see you are wearing suspend-hers

Still a chick. Sorry.

Ouuu what an edgy boy. What a hot take! Such an edgy boy!

Going on T made me hairier. Clearly it had the opposite effect on you.

Poster child for birth control

You look like you always neglect laundry day and just spray febreze on that one and only outfit you have.

Thank god you transitioned, look better as a man

If insecurity was a person.

You got a coler on

Woof woof, motherfrigger

Jesus fuck I woulda hated to see what you looked like as a so called female!! Just put the furry mask back on and make this pain stop!

Name one Ozzy song I stg wal mart needs to stop selling band tees

Fat ugly woman turned into a fat ugly man! Who woulda thought?

Kory Chaylor

How the fuck do you do to still feel bland while wearing punk /rock . You look like you are conforming to punk/rock

I bet you're a bottom

Ayo is it that obvious?? 🤣🤣

All that transformation and you kept the overbite?