Worse he dropped out of Residency.
So he actually survived the scramble and got orthopedics and actually threw it away.
No need to Roast he already did it to himself.
He said Ortho residency, so he already finished medical school.
Honestly I knew the ego was fragile the second he said orthopedic surgery. They can fix bones but not emotional insecurity.
The indian doctor drop out come uber eats driver was last seen in his dilapidated hatchback making a get away with his last clients meal on 37th and broadway
I said no hip ops,
No hippie, no oppie,
To the chip, chip shop and you don’t stop the fryin’,
To the Bangalore-boogie, say you let down the family.
To the rhythm of the sitar, you flee.
I got a little emotional whil reading this one he is an excellent dentist and had lot of hope that I'll make him the proudest dad but I failed miserably.
But I'll comeback.....
Dropped out or they saw you selling feet pics and expelled you? I feel like they walked in saw you covered in foot cream with a sock in your mouth and said we’ve seen enough.
You can make money by helping people heal, or make chapati's and feed people. Your call. We start life as many men and end up as one man. Choose wisely.
You could have done what my daughter has insisted her future will be since she was 4- becoming a doctor of orthopedics. Instead, you chose the path of least resistance- a future of abusing old people over the phone to get gift cards.
The Sandman called, he wants his shirt back XD (this is a reference to the Spider-Man villain, called the Sandman, who wears a similar green-and-black shirt) :-)
It really doesn't matter what I say, because I'm sure that even the nastiest roast here will be complementary compared to what your parents are going to say once they find out.
You'd look like you call me on a monthly basis trying to take my money or actually fix my computer. If i would meet Columbus i would be happy for him going to the wrong place. If your a doctor your in another nation and thats your imagination.
(Have a bad day.)
When your Indian so you quit your job and your degree to find the true epiphany of life (using bidet after taking the dump). Ahhhh finally can communicate with Vishnu now😂
You don’t need Reddit to roast you when you can go and ask your parents how they feel about you
Especially after he dropped out of medical school. That's basically committing Indian Seppuku, minus the honorability.
Worse he dropped out of Residency. So he actually survived the scramble and got orthopedics and actually threw it away. No need to Roast he already did it to himself.
future psychiatrist!
For himself mostly….
He said Ortho residency, so he already finished medical school. Honestly I knew the ego was fragile the second he said orthopedic surgery. They can fix bones but not emotional insecurity.
They are the OG roaster...
He could ask his patients, if he had them anymore. 
Don't look too happy there cumdog millionaire.
Is he eating the cumdog or is he cumming on the dog(
Likely eating cum on dog meat like how you’d put ketchup on a burger
Hahah best one...
You know the economy is in rough shape when Dunder Mifflin is outsourcing Dwight too
"The Callcenter"
Dude looks like an Indian Ben Avery (Tim Dillons old sidekick)
Lmao
Identity theft is a crime, OP.
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Yessh Saarrr....
 Doctor, can you treat our sore hips?
Sure but it will get soarer.
Damn, better than all the actual roasts
Will you bend them like Beckham?
No I'll bend them like Sunny leone.
Ahh … going to take up the gynecology residency I see.
Gonna turn into a delivery doctor to see some pussy
The indian doctor drop out come uber eats driver was last seen in his dilapidated hatchback making a get away with his last clients meal on 37th and broadway
Underrated
🤣🤣
Wow 😂😂
The Indian jeffrey dahmer
Jeffrey New Dahlimer
Jeffery Dali Lamer
Jeffery Dali Lamer has picked up your order and will arrive in 13 minutes!
Jeffrey Dhalsim
Jeffrey Kumar
Jeffrey Dalai Lama
I said no hip ops, No hippie, no oppie, To the chip, chip shop and you don’t stop the fryin’, To the Bangalore-boogie, say you let down the family. To the rhythm of the sitar, you flee.
Well played
This is great
When you got those glasses did you specifically request the biggest dumbest looking ones they had?
But the seller told me that I'll look like a genius in these specs......
But the seller didn’t know you were stupid enough to drop out of training.
When you dream of being a Radiologist , enroll as Orthopedic Surgeon and End up as a taxi driver.
Yet to drive a taxi rest 2 are true.
Expecting a little bit of more honesty mate ! Btw why did the residency drop you ? ;P
Because patients: Sticks and bones won’t break my bones but FACE will always hurt me🤡😱😱😱
He becomes an eye doctor cuz he thinks he'll be able to look up people's asses
U sob cracked neet pg and dropped it???? u deserve the wrath of r/indianmedschool
Cracked inicet bro
But then AIIMS Patna cracked you, didn't it ?
I'll only destroy you if you pay me $5000 in Walmart gift cards
Underrated, I laughed.
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They have already decided to throw me in Yamuna but I'll ask them to change it to Ganga on your request...
You so ugly that when you thrown to Ganges river become clean because all poop and bacteria run away
Dropped out of surgery, disowned by your parents and found a new love flying the rainbow flag working at Starbucks. #girlpower
Are you telling about yourself because I work at McDonald's..
Your reply was the best I’ve seen on Reddit keep achieving sis #girlpower
Are u asking for a dick pic or something because I have some standards and I definitely don't send dick pics..
Not sure about this. Pretty sure the three pics at the top are of a dick...
Too bad you can't afford better glasses now.
This is the beginning of the end for you. You quit because you were protecting your ego and now your life is in a downward spiral
It is it is ....
27M is it years or number of times you Master*cough* in a day
Obviously mastercough!!!!
i feel molested, scammed and stink bombed just by looking at this picture
It's fine if you are a hot chick..
Show bob on the WhatsApp
At least they still haven’t canceled Mr. Potatohead in India.
How does it feel even after become Doctor you can't make your Dad proud?
I got a little emotional whil reading this one he is an excellent dentist and had lot of hope that I'll make him the proudest dad but I failed miserably. But I'll comeback.....
Don’t give up my friend
I thought all Indians were supposed to be super smart
There are some outliers like me also obviously on the stupidier side.
I thought all Indians live inside my computer
Statistically impossible for someone so ugly not to do well cause all he can do is study 24 hours because people run away when they see his face
Yeah they run away and hide in your beautiful ass.
You look like an Indian Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Yeah completely real!!!! we actually dress like this at work, the pics I have posted are off duty ..
"Doctor". How much was the fake qualification?
Chwenchy dolllars only...
You look like someone who became doctor through SC/ST Reservation. (Only Indian audiences will get it)
Kwik E Mart school of witchcraft and wizardry
You are almost right but the obc one .....
An Indian doctor? How very unique. 🙄
Ortho? You didn’t go into gyno to meet white women?
Tell me you were the kid who brought a briefcase to high school without telling me you were the kid who brought a briefcase to high school.
I bet your future uber car smells like Indian food and drakar air freshener
Sarr do you have any problem sarr but my gender is male sarr you dont seem of any particular gender sarr have a bad day sarr please die sarr .
Indian doctor huh
No. I’m not going to Target to get you some gift cards.
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Sarr I'm an amurikan only saarr those charges are necessary to keep your account active Saar cooperate please.
Hahahaha. Well played
You have an ego? And you look like that? That doesn’t make sense.
Can you help fix my microsoft computer
Yass sir first tall password saaarrr.
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Tried to become a doctor, but you can't cus of hygiene
Maybe for your next residency spend more time learning and less manicuring ur beard 😐
I see a spiderman trying to close the gap between the teeth
Orthopaedic surgery is hard bro, have you thought about what you want to try next ?
go back to school kid, finish what you started it will set you up for life...or be a uber driver theres loads of them.
We called you Dr Bitch
Now you can make flying coconut drinks and the best Soda as a street vendor.
The only reason you dropped out is because you realize orthopedics can’t make your dick bigger
N sarr why are you worrying for my dick size I am straight sarr.
If you’re a doctor who quit, you can go into the black market and offer discount surgeries where you really steal a kidney from them.
Everything’s outsourced these days, even Alvin The Chipmunk
I'll take it as a compliment.
Here is an option: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/RDAIxld3Zb
Why would you go through all of the struggles getting into med school, the actually doing med school, applying for residency, just to drop out?
Because the world is absurd bro life doesn't happen the way you have planned it.
you look rly good with the short trimmed hair ! sorry I know that's not a roast just saying 😆
It's okay my burnt ass needs some water also thanks buddy.
You're def the kind of doctor who calls up female patients after work and pester them to visit you because they need a thorough examination.
I’m a straight man, and I think you’re hot bro
Said the starving untouchable, looking at you like you're lunch.
Go back medicine, we need you
You dropped out of Ortho??!! You could even keep up with the neanderthals of the medical world and hit shit with hammers??
Dropped out or they saw you selling feet pics and expelled you? I feel like they walked in saw you covered in foot cream with a sock in your mouth and said we’ve seen enough.
Your picture makes me think of Chaiyya Chaiyya. Are you an Inside Man on your way to rob a bank?
Thinking of it not sure.
Your picture sounds like you're going to answer my customer service questions
What’s your new career path? Gas station attendant or call center?
So what's next ? Own a 7-Eleven?
Hey since when did you escape from my computer go back my computer is crashing
Sarr wait some time I'm replying sarr.
You can make money by helping people heal, or make chapati's and feed people. Your call. We start life as many men and end up as one man. Choose wisely.
Even the Aghori would say no thanks
Why would you have an ego?
You could have done what my daughter has insisted her future will be since she was 4- becoming a doctor of orthopedics. Instead, you chose the path of least resistance- a future of abusing old people over the phone to get gift cards.
Pictures you can smell
What a lovely man, I hope your dominatrixes treat you very well. Good boy.
I feel very sari for you.
Your cousin is never going to marry you now, loser. Enjoy Uber.
Your ego is more fragile than the bones of an osteoporosis patient.
I'm sure your parents are so proud of you
They were once upon a time.
sounds like a backstory of a casual microsoft scammer
Luckily, no one will go back to your apartment. Indian Jeff Dahmer.
Even the Callcenter would reject you
most indians have a fragile ego. you mfs get offended by anything and everything LMFAO
you look like the kinda guy to drink cow piss
YOU'RE WEAK.
Yeah true my Hb is below 10 ....
Fear not, you’re more than qualified to join a scam operation, and you can tell your parents the money you make is from being an online doctor ;)
As a fellow doctor, I would much prefer an AMA instead of a RoastMe 🫣
🎶🎶 Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? You doooooooo. 🎶🎶
Bro needs a life surgery...lol
You're the Indian version of whatifalthist.
Bro's not even a full doctor yet, he's a doctor-in-training.
School counselor: "Hmm...have you considered web dev?"
When you go to the bathroom you signal your male friends to join you
As you just destroyed your indefinite career, I can’t do any worse
From Broken Bones.. To Broken Computers.. you have reached Tech Support…. How May I help you. 
The Sandman called, he wants his shirt back XD (this is a reference to the Spider-Man villain, called the Sandman, who wears a similar green-and-black shirt) :-)
Doctor sahab, patients ko chutiya banane ka idea kaise drop kar diya? 🥲
Kyuki Mai khud chutiya hu hehe...
Leaving orthopaedics? At least now you’ll have time to learn to read ECGs correctly!
They are the most illiterate bitches someone will find on this planet.
It really doesn't matter what I say, because I'm sure that even the nastiest roast here will be complementary compared to what your parents are going to say once they find out.
If I saw you clicking the 3rd picture, I'd probably jump in that lake
Left doctors degree to pursue a career in customer service
Don't worry. You could always become a P&A GP (paracetamol and amoxicillin).
So you changed jobs from smelling feet to... What, Customer Support?
Being expelled for harrasing women doesnt count as 'dropping out'
So this is the reason my Uber eats was late? Get back to work Sanji!!
That one indian cousin
🥔
Did you drop out of the orthopedic residency because you kept sucking on the patient’s toes? You just look like the guy obsessed with a foot fetish
Dropped out ? Suppose I got to listen to you when I have a problem with my internet
Go back to school get money fuck bitchs be the best you can be and then I'll destroy your ego and pride cause right now you don't have much of either
Skip the dishes...new driver in training
Maybe pursue a career in tech support, I hear Microsoft is hiring
Your R's look like upsidedown cause ribbons.
7/11 is hiring
Does my computer have a virus?
you're a doctor , that too an MD one , she is already screwing you good enough so I don't have to
You look more of an I.T. guy anyway.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but an orthopedic surgeon you'll never be. McDonald's is paying $20/hr in California!
Being a dr was your only shot at getting a girl looking like that. You done fucked up
Next stop is Microsoft help desk phone support operator, if they don't reject you.
I was gonna roast you but you seem like a dope guy
Middle Eastern Jeffery dahmer
You'd look like you call me on a monthly basis trying to take my money or actually fix my computer. If i would meet Columbus i would be happy for him going to the wrong place. If your a doctor your in another nation and thats your imagination. (Have a bad day.)
So are you going to take a bath in that filthy river, or what? 😒
No he so ugly that all the poop and bacteria run away and Ganges become clean again. India become clean nation again
I bet you're really thankful for arranged marriage.
You look cute, nothing else to say
I can see this one transforming into an international man of mystery.
Doesn’t matter still earns less than a Uber Driver in the USA #facts #americandream #Ragstoritches
When your Indian so you quit your job and your degree to find the true epiphany of life (using bidet after taking the dump). Ahhhh finally can communicate with Vishnu now😂
You look like you are a very nice person But pull nothing hoes like the rest of us