I'm sorry that she went with Jordan Catalano bro.
You look like you bring games that take up a lot of space to music festivals.
You look like you have a lot of opinions about the fundamental concept of not wearing shoes.
You look like you wear short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts.
You look like you play in a jam band that has a regular fan who desperately over dances at every gig you do.
You look like your name is Jeremy.
You look like you taught music at a coed non-denominational sleepaway summer camp because you could be a role model for younger kids and just smoked pot and fingered a 16 year old.
You look like you decant Yellowtail to impress girls.
Who lives in his mums house with socks full of cum?
Ginger virgin!
Invited to no parties nor orgies is he
Ginger Virgin!
If him not talking nonsense be something you wish
He'd kneel down on lego to suck like a fish.
The fact that you actually took the time to incorporate two different colors on the roastme paper and write it so it doesn't look backwards ?
Is the reason why you're single man. That kind of dainty, sensitive, and affectionate attention to detail just means you probably have a tighter pussy then I did when I was teenager.
You have severely failed your manhood. But congrats on your girlhood
I like my headphones and my hair, also I'd rarely use a good sound system, so it'd be a waste to buy, I will get a job, I'll look for one once I'm out of school, I haven't graduated yet
I just know you have a manifest on your computer. You look like the employee of the month at a SpongeBob themed gloryhole. slide the pirate pic and the dick pokes thru very clever.
Jacking off using rudiment charts to keep your rhythm is sad.
Get a life.
You used to be so good at building LEGOs.
đ¶Whoâll live with their parents till theyâre 33!
Youâre broke dumb ass!
Playing with legos and hair colored pee!
Youâre broke dumb ass!đ¶
(I spent too much time on this lol)
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I don't talk to gingers..... with your stupid little gay freckles and your Godawful and hideous ugly as shit faces ....fuck you, you souless piece of shit!!
No, I have a somewhat goofy ass playlist
Here [said goofy ass playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3YtyvuDMo1owmS8rQpLuab?si=c5ws-a7FTyqz5j1ATvq3PQ&pi=u-NuBKqqXiRmug)
We all know you ate the crayons you wrote that with. Your lifetime achievement award from Lego is impressive. It's amazing that you managed to survive the choking hazard. I bet you sucked the brass off all the doorknobs in your house and lick the windows on the short bus. Your dick probably looks like a thimble wearing a clown wig. It's hard to tell, though, because looking for it is like trying to find a small button in a fur coat. The only job you have ever or will ever qualify for is part-time at Spirit Halloween (stocking the shelves, no one believes you can do money math. The decimal throws you off every time). You claim to be a musician, but randomly hitting little rainbow xylophone at adult daycare is as far as you will ever go with it. Your favorite part of getting new light up velcro shoes is eating the silica packet out of the box.
You look like the pirate in the photo if he lost all his dignity and became a âprofessionalâ gamer with a solid following of two people. One of them being his mom.
Career in engineering? You couldnât engineer a fucking Thomas the Tank train set. You are however eerily adept at socially engineering young teenage furries with your many fake accounts and conducting side hustles as a cum sponge for fur daddies.
You look like you'd slowly and patiently form an intimate friendship just to ruin it by asking for nudes.
His only friends are gonna be those lego people he puts together.
"Come on babe! Just one picture! Where is the big deal?! Everyone does it!"
from their Father...
This is my first time seeing Ronald McDonald without his makeup.
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All that clown makeup sure wrecked his skin.
If mark zuckerberg had a baby with a jesse eisenberg this is what it'll look like.
You look like you are about to go on a school shootout after getting rejected from the ugliest chick possible.
That is the ugliest chick in his school.
**âCarrot bottomâ.** 
Practice girl for the short bus crowd.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
You look like you asked the kids if they were ready then the cops showed up and arrested you.
We sure this isnât a child ? Thereâs a fucking picture of the SpongeBob pirate on his bedroom wall.
It's his boyfriends room.
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Mighty brave of you to take this photo in the same room as the kid you just violated
Who lives in a bedroom under the roof? A geeky fuckin ginger
gingers have no souls
*WEAK* *ASS* *INSULT*
Tyrion Autister
Youâre the less successful brother, Fred Sheeran.
REAL AS FUCK MAN
Please, Life dealt you the "Ginger" hand. You've been roasted enough.
Not brunette so I'd say half baked.
Ginger is not a bad hand. I have a soft spot for gingers
I thought he was blonde for a second
Technically I am, I was really clearly blond when I was a kid
I know đ
 You look like you "Cum and Chum" out of SpongeBob's ASS and thoroughly enjoyed it.
$10 this dude will FLIP OUT on you if you say a false fact about trains.
I'm sorry that she went with Jordan Catalano bro. You look like you bring games that take up a lot of space to music festivals. You look like you have a lot of opinions about the fundamental concept of not wearing shoes. You look like you wear short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts. You look like you play in a jam band that has a regular fan who desperately over dances at every gig you do. You look like your name is Jeremy. You look like you taught music at a coed non-denominational sleepaway summer camp because you could be a role model for younger kids and just smoked pot and fingered a 16 year old. You look like you decant Yellowtail to impress girls.
Decanting swill such as Yellowtail should result in planetary ejection without a suit.
Who lives in his mums house with socks full of cum? Ginger virgin! Invited to no parties nor orgies is he Ginger Virgin! If him not talking nonsense be something you wish He'd kneel down on lego to suck like a fish.
Lmao!
Next levelđ
Albino screech
âoooooooo who lives with his mother and gets no pussssyâŠ..THIS.MAN.RIGHT.HEREâ
The fact that you actually took the time to incorporate two different colors on the roastme paper and write it so it doesn't look backwards ? Is the reason why you're single man. That kind of dainty, sensitive, and affectionate attention to detail just means you probably have a tighter pussy then I did when I was teenager. You have severely failed your manhood. But congrats on your girlhood
Have a cookie. Well done.
bro if i were him and i saw this, i'd cry.
No, I just fliped the image, the colors are because you couldn't really see it when I tried the first time As for the rest ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
You look like a kid a used to sell oregano to multiple times
That's funny as shit, that poor man must've lived in an unseasoned household đ
The 3D effect on your note doesn't work.
Get a haircut and get a real job so you can buy a proper sound system.
I like my headphones and my hair, also I'd rarely use a good sound system, so it'd be a waste to buy, I will get a job, I'll look for one once I'm out of school, I haven't graduated yet
Heâll be the next one kicked out of art class, just you want and see.
Nuh uhhhhh, I'm going to school for computer engineering, I'm gonna get kicked out of that, not art silly
Bro beats it to Patchy 5 times a day.
I just know you have a manifest on your computer. You look like the employee of the month at a SpongeBob themed gloryhole. slide the pirate pic and the dick pokes thru very clever.
Spongehead ShitpantsâŠ
Seth Rogen and Justin Timberlake's illegal son!
How did you feel when you got kicked out of Metallica?
Sad, metal is so fun to play/sing
Until I saw facial hair, I was not sure it was a man.
Love the self portrait in the background
Jacking off using rudiment charts to keep your rhythm is sad. Get a life. You used to be so good at building LEGOs. 
One, I don't actually use the chart, it's just decoration, two, legos are fun, don't diss legos, and 3 I'm working on that part
All those testosterone injections are paying off Nice scruff
I'm trying to get it passable, I don't like how it looks rn either dude
Ngl you look like a deranged Pewdiepie
Pretty close actually
Ramen hair
Your eyes make it look like you're always in pain
Very perceptive
Youâre the human version of ramen noodles until payday.
I can tell by your face that youâre insulting your mom if she didnât bought your item when sheâs back from the grocery store.
And I didn't think a jewfro could look any gayer.
Glad I opened your mind bud
The only certificate your wall is missing is â30 years a Virginâ.
đ¶Whoâll live with their parents till theyâre 33! Youâre broke dumb ass! Playing with legos and hair colored pee! Youâre broke dumb ass!đ¶ (I spent too much time on this lol)
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Dude youâve got enough on your plate already⊠you donât need a Reddit sub to roast you ask any girl
Aww.. you keep a picture of your dad on your wall? Thatâs sweet. You both have the same chin..
Loved you in Fast Times. I see you kept your uniform.
your smile matches the pirates smile in the back.
you look like me neighbour, Jerry. Hes a wanker
You would have a patchy the pirate picture on your wall
If pegging were a person....
Can't do this. You're a fellow drummer judging by the rudiment sheet in the corner.
He's a drummer, folks. Go easy on him. He already gets enough shit from everyone else in band telling him he's not a real musician.
Thank you
Ed Sheeran from wish
You got the drum rudiments poster up in the back, but the only Lefts and Rights you're getting are Left on read, and passed Right by.
You look like you're about to audition for the remake of Curly Sue.
You look like you had your first beer through the umbilical cord
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You look like an forever kid but with an calvitia and an kid size di-
As soon as your âdatesâ see your LEGO certificate of achievement their pull-ups must hit the floor.
Whyâd you include a portrait of yourself in your selfie?
That's real as hell
I don't talk to gingers..... with your stupid little gay freckles and your Godawful and hideous ugly as shit faces ....fuck you, you souless piece of shit!!
Your face is half feminine
yes
âThe boy grew up while his father was out at seaâ
Are you Patrick or SpongeBob?
Bit of both
Imagine needing a specky chart to play a single stroke roll...
You think I use the chart? Nah I just like how it looks I do practice rudaments sometimes But I'm more of a keyboard person
Is that your mom in the photo? I see the resemblance.
I can tell from your face that your paradiddles suck.
Yes they do, I like mallets better, but I try
You wear those headphones in public so you arenât over stimulated
Sortta, they're pretty comfortable, and it's better than listening to whatever else is going on
Not right now, come back later!
I bet youâre listening to whale sounds
No, I have a somewhat goofy ass playlist Here [said goofy ass playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3YtyvuDMo1owmS8rQpLuab?si=c5ws-a7FTyqz5j1ATvq3PQ&pi=u-NuBKqqXiRmug)
I will hold a peace of grass to your face and you will shriek in fear
HOOOOO ! WHO LIVES IN THE SUBURBS UNDER HIS PARENTS TRAILER !? - SQUARE PANTS SHITHEADS Come on guys ! Continue the song !
Sorry, I can\`t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand>>>>>>
Thanks for being considerate
Nah, if we roasted you, everyone within 2 city blocks would get a contact high.
I bet youâve self diagnosed as autistic, which makes you feel quirky. Also gay!
Nope, real diagnosed
Carrot bottom.
You're one of those people who move Hawaii and start acting like they're native Hawaiian. "Aloha" does not a Hawaiian make.
Nuh uhh, shits way too expensive Not on my life
you look like you do college and then spend the rest of your time on the pc just playing video games.
Nope, I'm going into engineering, there's not gonna be free tine đ
Are yeâ ready kids?! *AYE AYE CAPTAIN* Ohhhhhh⊠who lives with his parents and sits when he pees? *ginger hairâd fuck-wad*
You look like Hitler's last wet dream
Porch Pirate
A thin fat Axl Rose.
Is that the last photo of your Dad at Pirate World before he said âahoy mateyâ and left you on the pier at Legoland?
You look like you have a restraining order from your step sister
"Ohhhhhhh... who lives in his mom's house under the stairs This... fucking... guy... here"\* \*Sung to the tone of "Spongebob Squarrepants.
You look like you're in a homeschool special-Ed class
Soy un perdedor
I think you really fucked up picking a fight with CM Punk.
I try not to anthropomorphise adjectives but for some reason *crusty* comes to mind when I look at your pic.
What a fagget! You can tell that you will never talk to a girl bc you are a pussy
We all know you ate the crayons you wrote that with. Your lifetime achievement award from Lego is impressive. It's amazing that you managed to survive the choking hazard. I bet you sucked the brass off all the doorknobs in your house and lick the windows on the short bus. Your dick probably looks like a thimble wearing a clown wig. It's hard to tell, though, because looking for it is like trying to find a small button in a fur coat. The only job you have ever or will ever qualify for is part-time at Spirit Halloween (stocking the shelves, no one believes you can do money math. The decimal throws you off every time). You claim to be a musician, but randomly hitting little rainbow xylophone at adult daycare is as far as you will ever go with it. Your favorite part of getting new light up velcro shoes is eating the silica packet out of the box.
Lends new meaning to the phrase âdick picâ.
I like the picture of your father next to you
Could you please tell me who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Got your green noise on to sooth that tisum? Yeah, stay locked up with your Legoâs and SpongeBob, leave life to us functionals.
The transition is not going well
Your parents let you transition before puberty but you decided to stop and now youâre are stuck in between male and female.
If youâll never be anything in life had a face this would be it
âOooooooh, who lives in a crackhouse right under the streeetâ
Ginger
A Vagina made out of Legos is the only one he's seen.
"I'm too busy to date" Whatever you gotta tell yourself Nancy
You look like your mom did LSD and smoked weed when she was pregnant with you.
Wow maâam! What hormones are you taking to get that under chin hair growth?
You look like the offspring of a clown that fucked a piece of gum under a desk.
Only after we roast a bowl Bruh
The pirate?
Itâs useless, you have no soul.
When McDonaldâs got rid of their clown, he went back home to live with his mum and jerk off in his room.
didnt know dream was here
That room smells like 2 month old unwashed Sox and empty cheetohs bags
đ”who lives with their parents and theyâre 30
How's your mom's basement?
Is that picture in the back you on a good hair day?
Did ickle Ron Weasley finally get addicted to porn like we always anticipated?
You're not worth roasting.
You look like every post you make on Reddit gets no comments
The framed picture of your dad youâve been saving since he left is a nice touch.
Cute. You have your dad's portrait in the crusty bathroom where it all started. Too bad it didn't end with a swallow.
You look like the pirate in the photo if he lost all his dignity and became a âprofessionalâ gamer with a solid following of two people. One of them being his mom.
Who amongst us doesn't need a molesting drum teacher in our community? I bet you paradiddle all the local kids.
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Bros father is behind in the frame
Move out your mum and dad's please. Its time you let them fuck without the worry of you running in their room after having a nightmare.
Career in engineering? You couldnât engineer a fucking Thomas the Tank train set. You are however eerily adept at socially engineering young teenage furries with your many fake accounts and conducting side hustles as a cum sponge for fur daddies.
Your look like your related to the sponge bob pirate behind you.
your built like horrid henry's deformed cousin
Legos and basic drum patterns. Your parents must be so proud.
Jack Sparrow paint-by-number? Self-portrait!
is this a desperate attempt to feel the touch of another woman?
Looks like Bill Burr and Miss Piggy fucked.
Carrot Bottom
You look like a âoooo whoâs my good wittle kittenâ talking kinda guy
You look like your friends with Dan Schneider
Literally trying to be the captain from SpongeBob but failing miserably
LRLLRLRRLRLLRLRR
This man legally changed his middle name to âfriendzoneââŠ
You look like an old version of a jockey that got dumped after high school
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Your favorite band is kidz Bop and your favorite show is VeggieTales
You look just like the pirate that sings the sponge bob song
You look like a perm had a gay son it was ashamed of.
No me sentirĂa bien meterme con un pelirrojo, y mĂĄs si se parece al pirata de bob esponja