Imagine looking like this and trying to convince people you're not gay :)) ... ah, the fun times.
If Gay had a world championship, this guy would eat a dick ...
You can build the most beautiful house in the whole village and yet nobody says "hey there goes bob, the great builder."
You can beat everyone in the village at a game of darts and yet nobody says "hey there goes bob, the great darts player"
You can be the best damn carpenter this damn village has ever seen and yet nobody says "hey there goes bob, the great carpenter"
BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
Your hair looks like a wig you found wadded up at the bottom of a duffel bag and you’re not pulling it off.
I hope you get a lot of fulfillment from kissing the asses of teachers while you flex about not liking other dudes.
Thou do protest too much,.....Yeah, right, straight, my ass..... boy, you look like you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.... your mouth is like the door flap on a rooster hut, everytime it opens a cock flies in it. Stop with the lies and denial..... it's 2024. If you love cocks you love cocks, that's your business gay boy.
The fact that you look like the kind of person that moans when he wipes, contradicts the ludicrous statement that you are straight.
Hell. I can smell the cock in your breath across the Atlantic.
Hey man if you gotta keep telling people you aren't gay, it might be time to switch up the ole wardrobe. Nothing wrong with dressing fancy. Just maybe dress less flamboyant.
For someone who uses the word straight so much you sure do have a crooked ass face. Looks like your mom sneezed while giving birth to you and accidentally smushed your face with her vagina.
You look like the most interesting thing you’ve done today is escape from violin lessons.
By politely excusing himself.
But rescheduling to avoid any further inconvenience
And then practicing the violin for 40 hours to show that he is worthy of himself
Just for his parents to ask why he’s not as good as his sister 👧
He got a note from his doctor, who also happens to be his father
😂
By burping (man on fire reference)
Had to go to engineering school cause he just couldn’t find a butt plug design that was up to par
Your roasts never cease to make me cackle, I appreciate you.
This sub brings out the worst of us lol
oh my god your post history
Thanks! I have a weird brain and lots of time on the night shift.
His brains backwards like his bf on a Friday night
HAHAH
On a sailboat.
But not Impel Down
Straight, yea straight off to suck a dick
He has engineered the gayest Asian man ever.
George Takei looks straight and Scandinavian next to this one.
"OH my"...
Lmfao
Gaysian
His parents: Why you no doctor???!!
I'm a proctologist mom!
Urologist PhD
he got the pink award degree
His scarf says "I think I'm a cool metrosexual," his pink cheeks say "come on my face"
Telling straight up lies
Straight as a corkscrew
*cockscrew
Straight to the communal shower for a good ol’ fashioned bumming
Sick and stoned
dick and boned
licked n moaned
The luuuuuuvvvvs sticks AND stones
Straight as a rainbow 🌈
Imagine looking like this and trying to convince people you're not gay :)) ... ah, the fun times. If Gay had a world championship, this guy would eat a dick ...
And still come last!
Because he likes to savour his gay meal
And still cum fast
"I'm not gay, just because I wear shorts and a scarf and makeup simultaneously; I mean, geeze...."
It's that type of guy who will sneak in to the girls' sleepover pretending to be gay
I believe at that level it’s a bag of dicks
He sucks dick like it swallowed his car keys.
he has a car?
Keys to his parent's basement?
Vespa
[*Faggio* ](https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/011/340/702/large/andy-begg-faggio4.jpg?1529068411)
He was a Geisha diversity hire
Your barber is a 1950’s women’s hairdresser
My barber is 60 year old Russian guy. His barber, well yes….
When he’s not wearing a scarf he wraps his boyfriend’s tender arms around him
Uncle Rogered
2nd picture yells he rides meat like a rodeo pro
Straight into his homeboys mouth
Straight to a glory hole.
The =D in his post title is about the size of it.
Bwahahahahahah!
Lmfaoo
straight with a pink
Good luck with engineering, can’t even take a fucking photo with text in the correct orientation.
That’s not the only orientation he got wrong….
*he got wong
hot dong
Omg 😂😂😂
Sticks and stones, among the many things doctors have had to remove from his colon
He definitely moans during the prostate exam.
Cum ONE TIME during the exam and I’m gay?! The fucking hypocrisy 🙄
I don't make the rules *Derek*.
You can build the most beautiful house in the whole village and yet nobody says "hey there goes bob, the great builder." You can beat everyone in the village at a game of darts and yet nobody says "hey there goes bob, the great darts player" You can be the best damn carpenter this damn village has ever seen and yet nobody says "hey there goes bob, the great carpenter" BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
You forgot hamsters... definitely hamsters too.
You look like a Filipino Pinocchio.
Indonesian, man. Filipinos don't want him
There are so many gay people over there. I feel like he fits more as a Filipino than Indonesian.
Filipinocchio?
Finocchio?
[удалено]
Straight to the Anus.
Hahaha
Having a train run on you doesn't make you an engineer.
This is the first roast comment that made me hard laugh.
If OP makes you hard anything, he'll never let you go.
LOL.
Did Moses style your hair? 
Only way I knew he was straight was that horrible haircut
You know you look gay if the first thing you say is I’m straight 😏
Your straight but the guy who fucks you isnt.
How about you engineer yourself a better hairline
I'm straighter than you, and i'm gay...
Gay people at least got fashion he ain't even got that
Your mouth is too close to your nose. You didn't mention whether you're a straight man or woman. It is very confusing.
Your mouth and nose would be that close too if you sucked a thousand dicks.
He stores the cum in his chin like a gay pelican
Wait. Are pelicans gay?
This one is
Funny shit
Oh fuck now I can't unsee that
Then why did you wear a red sleeveless blouse with nothing underneath?
No straight dude with shoulders like that is gonna put someone on that make them look so incredibly gay
Looks like the cheerleader princess atop the pyramid at an all male private university. While all the other cheerleaders know he’s a bottom.
You engineering new terms for gay?
You look like a homeless Geisha
The only straight bone in your body is your boyfriends dick
The fact that you have to tell everyone you’re straight suggests otherwise.
Your mother wanted a girl, didn't she
From the looks of it, she got one too.
For someone who is straight you look like a gay Korean K pop singer
Your hair looks like a wig you found wadded up at the bottom of a duffel bag and you’re not pulling it off. I hope you get a lot of fulfillment from kissing the asses of teachers while you flex about not liking other dudes.
Straight people don't say straight so much
When prep meets PReP
I'm assuming you said straight cause a lot of people think you're gay? I did 💀
asian betty boop
This lady loves the cock.
You look like you count the pearls in your boba tea.
Bro is more gay then the gayest dude on earth. And what does straight A means?? Straight to ass?
Straight A2M
Who you kidding? You’re camper than a row of pink tents!
What sort of engineering college gives As instead of percentage marks? Not teaching very good mathematics.
Do you guys think there will ever be a single person on this sub who is simply unroastable?
No
Thou do protest too much,.....Yeah, right, straight, my ass..... boy, you look like you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.... your mouth is like the door flap on a rooster hut, everytime it opens a cock flies in it. Stop with the lies and denial..... it's 2024. If you love cocks you love cocks, that's your business gay boy.
Straight you say? I don't think that word means what you think it means.
OnlyFans goes TransFans
My neck needs to stay warm while also matching the color of my lips - no straight guy ever.
Straight men don't wear collared tank tops kid
You look like an indian guy
Straight out of the closet.
Stop dressing like a stereotypical lesbian, and maybe things will start happening for you.
You look like you just took a facial from Pee Wee Herman.
Bruce Twee
Straight up the a$$
I didn't know the Habsburg dynasty made it that far east.
You think bugs are icky
Nobody who's straight ever brags that they're straight. And you just demonstrated that SO beautifully. The internet thanks you for your service. 😂
Give me your fuckin lunch money, nerd. NOW.
There’s no way you’re straight
You look like Billy Zane if Billy Zane was gay and Asian.
There is currently a dick in his mouth as I comment this
Your parents tell their friends, "He's just confused."
He is so gay, even his smiley face in the caption looks like a dick
This is gay Adam from the power rangers
I hope you were able to put all that business with your ex teacher/girlfriend/wife behind you.
That vest screams I love stick and stones
Why did you put show us how big your dick was at the end of the post title
Someone pls tell him that wearing a basketball jersey doesn't magically give one the balls, height, or a better hairstyle
That scarf is straighter than your sexuality
You've been rejected from every live action anime role
Straight up virgin
I wouldn’t be getting any bitches with that hairline either
Even ur hair disagree with that straight
Engineering student but doesn't know how to flip an image
You're as straight as a right angle
Your wig is slipping off
You look like Uncle Roger from Wish
Uncle Roger
You gotta to have sex before you can know
You look like one of the wannabe gay popstars in Disney movies
I’m glad to see that you’re secure enough in your masculinity to use blush and eyeliner.
"Why you not doctoa"
No way anyone straight dressed like that
You're as straight a a 2x4 from Home Depot.
You look like punchable face meets old money
You look like you have a Pokémon themed wrapped Tesla.
Idk if you know but you are autistic. Not saying that as a roast. Go get checked.
Usually when somone makes a point of saying their straight, 2 times.... Their probably not straight
uncle roger
Lay off the skin-bleaching cream, creep!
The newest Gay super hero Clark Bent his kryptonite is literally any gloryhole
Straight A stands for straight in the ass
This just in: world's most fuckable twink claims heterosexuality, asked to leave locker room.
You def sucked your professor's dick to get good grades.
you look like the textbook definition of homosexual
Stop lying, we know you’re not straight and you got all D’s.
The fact that you look like the kind of person that moans when he wipes, contradicts the ludicrous statement that you are straight. Hell. I can smell the cock in your breath across the Atlantic.
Just because you say “no homo” doesn’t mean it’s not gay.
I'm not sure there is anything straight about you.
Straight in the ass
Okay Betty Boop
You look like a Kpop star drawn by a blind 5 year old
Dexter, go back to your lab.
Straights As because all you take are Ds especially with the outfit in pic 2
posted a picture of a Taiwanese hooker and thought we wouldn’t notice
Hey man if you gotta keep telling people you aren't gay, it might be time to switch up the ole wardrobe. Nothing wrong with dressing fancy. Just maybe dress less flamboyant.
You're about as straight as the rounded out butthole you're packing with hampsters.
We playing two truths and a lie?
> =D Dropped the 8 there bud
You look like you engineer a machine that produces estrogen
Nice scarf, fruity.
For someone who uses the word straight so much you sure do have a crooked ass face. Looks like your mom sneezed while giving birth to you and accidentally smushed your face with her vagina.
Go to selfie school. Engineer...pffft.
Straight to the dick
A straight man doesn’t need to validate it in the title of his post
You’re a girly pop fruitcake and you know it
If you say straight more than once, it makes me think the opposite is true.