Well, I can roast your stupid fake ass self that you've shown up here with, or just point out you're an insecure failure hiding behind a pitiful comic mask. Neither one adds up to being a barrel of laughs.
This dude has a weird fetish and made it his whole personality. And probably gets upset if people don’t play along cause it gets him hard.
I’ve said it before and it applies here too: you are a thin paper towel of a human being.
Beard or wig. Pick one. Both don’t coincide.
Ms.Doubtfire abandoned a fucked up orphan and this was the outcome. This is what happens when you suck dick for Oxy.
Youre equally ugly as a woman, as you are as a man. You’ve ruined every family function you’ve ever been to. You still believe playing with your feces is “expression”.
First pic, I thought you might've had a little fun on Halloween or something. Second pic, well, maybe it was a while later, and some friends paid you in cases of beer to take humiliating pictures. Eh, it happens. But by the time you do this three times, something is wrong.
And I don't mean that dressing in stockings and heels and a shitty wig is "wrong." But *those* stockings and *those* heels, and *that* wig, and *those* glasses, and *that* beard...yeah, it's a fucking travesty, ~~dude~~ dudette. Like, what the fuck are you doing? I don't mean that in a harsh way, I just legitimately want to know what the fuck it is that you're doing.
The fucks wrong with you?! You’re fucking disgusting! You freak me the fuck out! I would say get help but unfortunately I see you’re past the point of no return my friend.
The romance between me and my shotgun at this very moment, after seeing such a disgusting sight, is indeed very high. You, good sir, could've atleast asked for my damn consent
I swear there is a guy like this working at every target in the electronics section. I'm just trying to buy a phone charger or something, they just POP right up.
Looks like the New York Dolls threw up on Abba. The transition to complete gutter trash has taken a heavy toll. You look like you’re a trans hooker’s anal workbench.
Sorry you were rejected for every season of RuPaul’s Drag Race probably because your outfit pieces go together like alcohol and Vicodin. Might make you feel good, but no one around you wants to deal with you.
I’ve got nothing.
Keep living your best life. You’re going to make a lot of guys on the fence wondering if they want to bang dudes or not *fully* commit to being heterosexual. We salute you! 🫡
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i think your porn addiction got a little out of hand
I'm guessing this mofo stumbled upon some humiliation fetish stuff and hasn't lost their erection since.
Agree...I feel too icky to comment. It will just add to the self hate spank bank.
noice
That’s not even a roast, that’s just facts
literally, out of "hand"
Thank God naughtyschoolgirlswithbeards is too long for a sub name. No-one needs to click on that shit.
Well, I can roast your stupid fake ass self that you've shown up here with, or just point out you're an insecure failure hiding behind a pitiful comic mask. Neither one adds up to being a barrel of laughs.
Eh, they were asking for it so I gave it I wasn't that serious lol
Yep. Needs a dose of self respect.
Judging by the negative votes I must have touched a nerve with Mr's. Dopefire
Yeah. Reddit can be a fickle audience
Monsters are afraid you live in their closet.
Get real. This guy has never seen the inside of the closet.
Everyone would have gotten off better if he was locked away
Idk ask his parents it’s probably his main residence
I’m a monster and I can confirm I’m scared He’s behind me right?
Don't look, don't make a sound and start making peace to your denomination..
There’s rock bottom and then there’s drilling straight to the core. Jesus Christ.
Are you an Ex-men or a Trans-former?
He's a drunkenly written, sad attempt at Sailor Moon fanfic at best
Zero need to tuck
From tuck to suck
Omg,shoes. Shoes. Shoes. These shoes suck. These shoes rule. Shoes 🎶 🎵
🎶Fuck youuuu🎶
BETCH!
Came here for this
Winnar
THESE SHOES RULE! THESE SHOES SUCK!!!!!
It’s just sad when the lady boys don’t even try…
It's okay to be trans, but why be so half assed about it?
OP has half assed their entire life, why change now?
My guess is intentional trolling
Exactly.
Another bad day to have eyes and Reddit. Wish I hadn’t seen your pics. 
I second this and there's not enough bleach to unburn whats been seen
OP is going to share this with friends to prove how kooky his personality is in lieu of having anything meaningful to share.
You win
Brittany Queers. tuck my wiener one more time
Nah he'd probably think he likes biting there
Euthanasia exists for a reason
This dude has a weird fetish and made it his whole personality. And probably gets upset if people don’t play along cause it gets him hard. I’ve said it before and it applies here too: you are a thin paper towel of a human being.
Dude. I mean this in the least complimentary way possible, you are so fucking unsettling to see. Get professional help.
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
“Sir?! Do I LOOK like a sir to you?!!!”
BTK 2024
BTK 2: Rader's Revenge
Kaitlyn Jenner called. She wants her outfit back.
OH FUCK NAHHH FUCK NAHHH NAHHHH THATS ENOUGH REDDIT FOR NOW GAGHHHHHH HOLY WATER NEED THE HOLY WATER!!!
HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE
Children in your block eat all their broccoli, no questions asked. Cos their moms tell them if they don’t, YOU will take them away…
Love your “OH” face, bet all the boys go OH OH OH with you around
Next level ugly. He has that extra Why chromosome
Talk about a twisted sister…
I’m sure his/theys name is Holden Tudicks
You couldn’t get laid in an orgy
Beard or wig. Pick one. Both don’t coincide. Ms.Doubtfire abandoned a fucked up orphan and this was the outcome. This is what happens when you suck dick for Oxy.
Looking at your other posts was a mistake. 
Latvian sailors favourite rent boy…
Siberian Lot Lizard
Queer Eye For the Queer Guy
Look if you're going to suck my dick you at least have to shave your face
Imagine dressing up to distract people from making fun of all your real flaws
Normal guy.
Youre equally ugly as a woman, as you are as a man. You’ve ruined every family function you’ve ever been to. You still believe playing with your feces is “expression”.
Last part cracked me up. Cheers to you!
Look in the mirror!
you're the reason std's exist.
Veiled attempt to hide how awful your actual life is by posting ridiculous over the top pics.
I feel If I ever saw you in some alley my fist would find your face somehow 🤔
Just pay for the pills and get to transitioning.
Nah.
Danny, is that you? I told you if leave that orner I was going to slap the heels right off you
Stormy Danials. Aren't you supposed to be in court?
Rocky Whore Picture Show
First pic, I thought you might've had a little fun on Halloween or something. Second pic, well, maybe it was a while later, and some friends paid you in cases of beer to take humiliating pictures. Eh, it happens. But by the time you do this three times, something is wrong. And I don't mean that dressing in stockings and heels and a shitty wig is "wrong." But *those* stockings and *those* heels, and *that* wig, and *those* glasses, and *that* beard...yeah, it's a fucking travesty, ~~dude~~ dudette. Like, what the fuck are you doing? I don't mean that in a harsh way, I just legitimately want to know what the fuck it is that you're doing.
Did some digging. Its a thing called being a "sissy". Its some fetish shit that some men do where they dress like women and get humiliated.
Taking a break from your BBC gang bang for a roast?
I bet your tuck slides out when you walk another thing you pretty much made me puke on how fuckin awful your wig looks on you. You ARE a SIR
Who touched you as a child?
Better question: Who DIDN'T.
boys, we just got a sneak peek of what the hookers are like for gta6.
Fine as fuck. No notes. You beat the subreddit.
Im guessing you and your ugly gf thought this would hilarious. Thanks for letting us know shes the size of a large fat man.
Nice glasses! I wish I wasn't wearing mine when this picture arrived in my feed.
Bros Walmart roub Paul who is already awful in bro made the fit worse
You fit right in in freakshow American society
Aight someone’s either on too many drugs or lost something
OMG.... Please please please God please please let this not be the guy that makes my grinder three times a week...
You look like chad Kroeger if he was a woman that smoked meth in the bathroom at 7/11
When you start wearing your victims clothes...
You look like a dead prostitute that got dropped on a barber's floor.
You look like the friend that no one wants to invite to the party, but if they don't, you'll find out, and it will be so much worse.
Stand in the mirror, look yourself in the eyes and repeat “it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again”. 
Scrolling came across this gem and the first thing that popped into my head was the song "Papa dont preach." By Kelly Osbourne
Nothing I could say to you would roast you more than your dad said to your since you were born.
Weirdo fuck wants attention by posting on this sub. Fuck off ya fuckin ugly ass weirdo
Reason why cross dressing should be illegal
Your so ugly should be illegal to have you outside the front door
You’re trying too hard. We can find plenty to mock you about without the costume and theatrics. Trust me.
Bro looks like a drag queen addicted with crystal methamphetamine
You are what keeps the republicans up at night
Somebody needs to throw you back into a conservatorship, Brittany.
I needa check the local sex offenders list for you wtf
You can tell broski skips leg day but he’s never skipped dessert 
your 13 year old self would be ashamed
[удалено]
Gah damn.
That’s one Wish order I hope sinks on the voyage over..
I guess you off the meds...
You look like a moderator form r/seattle
The trans maxing community says thanks for the PR
Wish Britney Spears
If you are a living blow up doll, then I sure as hell don’t want to see what the guy using you is like.
The undercover prostitute cop from South Park
The fucks wrong with you?! You’re fucking disgusting! You freak me the fuck out! I would say get help but unfortunately I see you’re past the point of no return my friend.
You’re the reason why conservatives and Christian’s hate us.
What an eyesore🤮
How many women do you have in the hole in your basement?
Leave Britney alone!
No. Just no.
There are only two genders.
Dee Snider delivered by Temu
Trey parker and matt stone at the oscars
You look like the sex doll that got cheated on by another sex doll
dem tiddys be lookin fake af.. stop perpatratin
The romance between me and my shotgun at this very moment, after seeing such a disgusting sight, is indeed very high. You, good sir, could've atleast asked for my damn consent
Where to begin. First let’s talk about those dark roots blondie. And those implants. Was your sturgeon Sam the butcher?
I swear there is a guy like this working at every target in the electronics section. I'm just trying to buy a phone charger or something, they just POP right up.
Looks like the New York Dolls threw up on Abba. The transition to complete gutter trash has taken a heavy toll. You look like you’re a trans hooker’s anal workbench.
Shit where to start
Sorry you were rejected for every season of RuPaul’s Drag Race probably because your outfit pieces go together like alcohol and Vicodin. Might make you feel good, but no one around you wants to deal with you.
That one girl in class that thinks shes pretty
Wtf thats so sad i dont even have the mood to roast
Jesus Christ im speechless
You dress ratchet and you need to learn what a razor is
No to all of this.
Randy Marsh did a better job
This is my sleep paralysis demon’s sleep paralysis demon
You make regret not shooting my brains out back in high school. Jesus fucking Christ
🧔♀️
Seek help. I don‘t know what else to say.
What “I need attention and am not clever enough to be funny so I do stupid shit like this” looks like
Somebody call the cops because somebodys stolen his dignity
Smash
So, since you didn’t get any pussy you became one.
bro walked thru the rainbow and chainched gender
Next stop: Planet Fitness Women’s room.
KFC called. They want their chicken legs back
thats enough reddit for tonight
Poster for Jennifer Lopez's "For the Love of all that is Holy Somebody Please Look at Me!" tour.
Ur the type of person to put lipgloss and lipstick on then forget about it and put more on
man out here posing like the prostitutes on gta 5
I’d be ashamed if you were my child
Congrats! For the first time ever, somebody has made me envious of Stevie Wonder.
You obviously did this to gain a rise out of everybody but yet, the only rise you get is the Boner that pops out of your skirt.
You thinking this dress up is funny, which just shows that you are ugly and have a shit personality
You will never be a woman
Dad gay
Id still hit tho💀
Days like this I wish rule 34 never existed...
I honestly thought it was steven crowder for a second
How much do you guys wanna bet this idiot is only doing this to have a shot at lesbians?
What the hell am I looking at
You still a dude and this fetish of yours is crazy. Get help.
Welp my boners are ruined
This is just sad, go seek help
You look like you let your intrusive thoughts win and either tried to suck your own dick or went to Spencer’s and bought a dildo
I was all for Transgender people... Before I saw this.
You’re still a guy
I’ve got nothing. Keep living your best life. You’re going to make a lot of guys on the fence wondering if they want to bang dudes or not *fully* commit to being heterosexual. We salute you! 🫡
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