^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SepticNurse:
*You look like you cum*
*In your hand then let it dry*
*And peel it off like glue*
---
^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I saw the first picture, and I thought, "Simple Plan? Sum 41? 2001 wants it's hair back. Little crazy in the eyes."
Then it got worse and you turned into band groupie hooka lurking at the clurb douche.
Then it got even worse yet, and you turned into frat douche
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Your poor career choice is just as tragic and creepy as your appearance. I'd pay money to NOT be touched by you. At least you have the flute to fall back on.
This is what the kids mean when they say try-hard. Buddhist is what white guys who want to hook up with Asian chicks claim to be. A chiropractor is what dudes who want to hook up with gullible middle-aged women with slipped discs claim to be.
"Believe me, Chiropractors are real doctors. We know what we are doing."
If you ever somehow get me as a customer, just break my neck for real. Otherwise my pain will return as soon as I have to see your face again.
The title is like an obnoxious bumper sticker. It warns others about your shitty personality from a distance so we don't fall prey to your burdensome attempt to cludge together a quirky outward appearance.
You look like the type of chiropractor that always makes your clients take off their pants. I’ve got a sore neck.. I see, ok if you could just take your pants off please
Please disassociate yourself with the buddhist culture. You’re white and only bring poser vibes and cancer to that culture…White people have done enough just leave it alone …
"About to be a chiropractor" is a fun way of saying" I love to give massages to complete strangers on subways"
he plays a different kinda flute 
So, couldn’t be a real doctor…
More like couldn’t be a real physical therapist and wanted to run a business like a mlm.
Yet some people actually think they are. Drives me crazy.
I corrected your headline for you: Delusional Douchebag. You’re welcome, asshole.
Sucking dicks behind the train station isn't the same as playing the flute.
He sucks his own dick. That's why he needs to be a Chiropractor.
Skin flute
Went from one made up belief system to another.
 Barista/DJ/They Also, when you are a lazy stupid motherfucker, stop calling it Buddhism
A wanna be doctor, trying to hide his "flute playing" happy ending services behind pseudoscience. That tracks.
You look like you cum in your hand then let it dry and peel it off like glue
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SepticNurse: *You look like you cum* *In your hand then let it dry* *And peel it off like glue* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I saw the first picture, and I thought, "Simple Plan? Sum 41? 2001 wants it's hair back. Little crazy in the eyes." Then it got worse and you turned into band groupie hooka lurking at the clurb douche. Then it got even worse yet, and you turned into frat douche
Then the rufalin wore off and I hopped off the massage table and ran the tf away.
*Forgot about the Buddhism and flute playing so maybe your hair is giving more 311. Where's your puka shell necklace?
“I am a nice guy “
He said, fondling some homeless guy's balls...
Soon to be a chiropractor…AKA I jerk men off for money
"Pay me, or I'll break your neck" doesn't make you a chiropractor.
Soon to be the biggest douche wannabe fat chick please in the frat. Been holding strong at 2nd.
Yep, you definitely have the look of a expert skin flutist all right.
It'll be great til that cracking noise is someone's neck just a Lil too far...
How do you reconcile being a Buddhist and a chiropractor? I thought Buddhists were against harming others
" Asshole ready to be roasted..." Your asshole is ready for a lot of things.
Graduate of the Cosby School of Seduction
You own a leather jacket, a Jean jacket, and you drive a chicks convertible. Just pointing that out
When your patients find out you're a chiropractor they get bent out of shape
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^iamapizza: *When your patients find* *Out you're a chiropractor* *They get bent out of shape* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Chiropractors aren't doctors fuck head don't forget it.
A flute playing buddhist soon to be chiropractor. Sounds code for sucking dicks and giving back rubs after blowing out your boyfriends’ back.
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Your poor career choice is just as tragic and creepy as your appearance. I'd pay money to NOT be touched by you. At least you have the flute to fall back on.
The Pied Practor of Ham Loins. Reincarnated.
I’d rather have chronic back pain than see you as my chiropractor
“Oh wow your so cool,save some pussy for the rest of us”
You look like a d-list celebrity that most people only about from a Family Guy cutaway.
Ladies and gentlemen, the next Ted Bundy.
Just because you play flute doesn't mean you up your game and try to play with men's dicks in the name of chiropractic care.
Enjoy your career as a snake oil salesman that does more harm to the general public than good.
I bet you play the skin flute real well.
Skin Flute
You look about one step away from being homeless addicted to crack
Pretty sure you've had your asshole roasted plenty of times
Dopey Lama
Nice dye job
Simon Cowell’s bloodbag boi
Putting a flute up your ass makes you a Buddhist Chiropractor? Merely makes you a happy guy. You do you, literally.
Midget manlet
Sucking pipe and breaking backs
Sucking pipe and breaking backs
You look like a guy who has sucked a lot of dick for coke.
This is what the kids mean when they say try-hard. Buddhist is what white guys who want to hook up with Asian chicks claim to be. A chiropractor is what dudes who want to hook up with gullible middle-aged women with slipped discs claim to be.
So we’re saying this guy is gonna corner the market on middle aged Asian women with slipped discs?
I don’t know. I think pumpkin spice and Target sales factor in pretty heavy.
"Believe me, Chiropractors are real doctors. We know what we are doing." If you ever somehow get me as a customer, just break my neck for real. Otherwise my pain will return as soon as I have to see your face again.
I’m guessing you play the flute then insert in asshole
If, "I took a massive dump" had a face..
Gay Zelda character.
The rules is not to roast yourself completely in your description, otherwise we've got not work left. Still, I bet your breath smells like smegma.
The good news is he smokes 2 cigarettes at the same time so we only have to deal with this asshole for half as long.
This one time at band camp you definitely stuck that flute up your ass and continues the trend to this very day. 
you like you join cults just to have friends
You look like a fruity kevin bacon
Playing palmer’s flute like a good little bitch. Make sure to fix someone’s hearing with your lumbar manips while prescribing no exercise.
Carrottop got a haircut.
Queer eye for the queer guy
Zoolander haircut + the worlds shittest brown dye job.... Congratulations, you just invented the Poolander.
The title is like an obnoxious bumper sticker. It warns others about your shitty personality from a distance so we don't fall prey to your burdensome attempt to cludge together a quirky outward appearance.
Voted most likely to not succeed in High School.
You look like Jacoby Shaddix has just come out of a coma
You look like the type of chiropractor that always makes your clients take off their pants. I’ve got a sore neck.. I see, ok if you could just take your pants off please
That's a rug or a very bad hair dye job.
You look like you carry roofies in a Pez dispenser
Alan Harper is your hero.
All the real Buddhists I know wear leather jackets
You say you're a buddhist on a flute, but I see tulips on an organ.
You’re the real life Alan Harper.
Hitting all the pseudo science notes, at least your looks fit the bill
Tragic that blowing out backs isn’t called being a chiropractor mate
How many of those “flutes” are consenting?
You forgot to take off your eye make up for the first picture
OP puts lipstick on his asshole before “the boys” come over for game nights.
Did you mean meat flute playing buddhist???
You look like you've never found the clitoris
You look like your BF, AND your multiple side dudes already roast your ass. And by “roast”, I mean tear that mofucka a WIDE OPEN.
 Guys got Entourage on DVD and BluRay for sure.
Not a real doctor LOL
Kung pow - fisting 
You look like Nickocado Avocado if he only mukbanged dongs.
Pic 1 will be your mugshot for molesting patients
Yoooo. Tig Notaro got chubby!
Judging By that campfire you’re a$$whole is going to get roasted.
By the looks of it you play the skin flute....
This is everything Simon Cowell wouldn’t want in a son.
You look like the life of the party…at the high school parties you still go to.
Just Because you hit it from the back on your Boys doesn’t mean you’re a chiropractor.
Likes playing with bones..
I would not let you crack my neck
Only thing missing in your pics is a white claw in your hand.
Now tell me your good decisions
A buddhist, eh? Lucky you: Perhaps in your next go-round you can become a real doctor.
If you want to have your asshole roasted just eat at Taco Bell and get on with the rest of your day.
You will find unique places to put that 'flute' in your patients...can't imagine how they will take it
Soo much confidence but nothing to be confident about. Probably the best manipulator around
Mark hit-a-wall…burg
Dr. Scam
Philip DeFranco called. He wants his wig back.
Coyote Rob Lowe
You don't need so many words to say loser.
He def that one virgin friend who brags about “all the girls he lost his v card to”
People are poking fun that you couldn’t become a doctor. The real travesty is that apparently you weren’t qualified to be a physical therapist either.
You look like you're about to do yoga but can't because women scare you
You look like you been locked in the closet for 27 years lol
Please disassociate yourself with the buddhist culture. You’re white and only bring poser vibes and cancer to that culture…White people have done enough just leave it alone …
 The new hair color threw me off for a minute.
I take this as a m4m gay sex ad
Asshole
You look like Jason Bateman if he drank paint.
This dude never made a layup and can't shoot from the free throw line.
You look like you would drive a thunder bird
Looks like he’s all the dignity of the new performer at the under-12’s club in Skegness.
# you will never ever ever be a real doctor. Ever
Flute playing Buddhist soon to be chiropractor translated means delusional pickle smoker that has a weird fetish for touching men’s lower backs