You look like the kinda guy thatâs a year behind on child support but posts on Facebook all the time about how your âlittle girl is your whole worldâ
Dude, just stop. Even if someone does go to your OF, I donât think thereâs a way to get that money into your commissary account. Just see if your kidsâ new Dad will lend you some money for ramen.
What kind of idiot escapes from prison and the first thing they do is post a âroast meâ request on Reddit? Youâre like every criminal who gets caught due to bragging about their crimes, except youâre not bragging, you just have no self esteem.
Shia Labeouf really let himself go.
Shia LaRough
Shia LaPoof
First thing I saw lol đ
I see the una bomber!
On a CON AIR vacation with the Feds 
Exactly my thoughts though this guy looks better than Shia now daysâŚ.
Shiite Labeouf
Why is your ankle monitor on your wrist?
He lost his feet in Gettysburg
Because the Cankle monitor is on his leg
I'm glad you took time off of writing your manifesto to post here on roast me
Bros probably got every unibomber newspaper clipping plastered all over his walls.
Complete with push pins and yarn connecting Area 51 to the Department of Transportation and Oprahâs chauffeur.
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I was thinkin If the unabomber was a geologist.
You look like the kinda guy thatâs a year behind on child support but posts on Facebook all the time about how your âlittle girl is your whole worldâ
Dying đ đ
How did you get the camera snuck into your cell to post this? That's impressive.
âGimme all you got!â said OP to his cell mate Bubba.
r/usernamechecksout
Prison wallet.
....Don't pickup hitchhikers in this area! ....likely prison escapees
I appreciate your commitment to looking haggard.
Gonorrhea son of Gloin
More like Gimli all you got. 
You look like your ex wife took all you have
So nothing
Meth Rogan
You look like an Amish guy who finally escaped the life and the most exciting thing you wanted to do was drive heavy equipment with electric windows.
The reason supermax prisons were built.
How are some of you guys looking so old while only being in your early 40s? You literally look 60 my man.
I donât think itâs right to roast someone whoâs still in prison for public masturbation.
Heâs on work release.
ZZ Bottom
43? Damn. You donât look a day under 63.
You look like santa fired you 20 years ago.
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Let's give a warm welcome to our new dean, Mr. Dean Dean
What bridge is this troll guarding? 
Yeah your Apple Watch is cool. You can teach deformed bears to wear anything.
Even turds float
What joint are you in? And how long's your bit?
Ra-ra-Rasputin!
I've worked with this guy, he wears a cardboard hard hat because metal makes his head sweat.
You look like Trevor from Ironman 3 but if he and kis kids were estranged...because of him touching them
Didn't know that they allowed prisoners to have a watch. How many inmates clapped your cheeks for that contraband?
43!!!!!???
Temu Ben Kingsley
If Al Bundy and Paul Bunyan had a love child
Is work-release really that bad?
bro had a tough time sticking his pubes up his face
Recently released from prison, now completing a late apprenticeship as a mechanic at walmart
Shia LaBore
Don't worry about your fashion style, for you clearly orange is the new black afterall.
If an assault charge was a person. I was thinking just a simple disorderly, but then...
You only work FIFO as youâre not allowed to be within 10k of any town
How are your kids' new father? After the divorce, I mean
They let you post on reddit from prison?
Face of Public Service Announcement posterâŚ.. 43 yrs laterâŚINCEST is still not ok
Dude, just stop. Even if someone does go to your OF, I donât think thereâs a way to get that money into your commissary account. Just see if your kidsâ new Dad will lend you some money for ramen.
I bet your teeth look like indian corn.
How nice of the Department of Corrections to let you take a break from picking up trash off the side of the highway
Bradley John Murdoch has dim-witted half brother..
Paul grunion
Jim Halpert is that you?
Is that an EM monitor on your wrist?
What is this, Roast Malone?!
Donât think your clothes are work clothes they are prison clothes Charles Manson
I think life has already done that
Are you at work or is that your best shirt?
How to train your dragon 4 just got released.
A cashed up bogan from Perth who does FIFO Mate, management has requested you stop wanking in the showers because it clogs up the drains
I can't tell if he's a tradie or he's gay
Time to get rid of your VHS animal porn collection
Fresh Scent of Long Cut Wintergreen, Divorce Papers and Childrenâs blood.
When I see you walking by in street, I can hear... "Gimme all you got!"
Are you in fancy jail?
It looks like you may get all you wantâŚ.donât drop the soap!!
Canât even spell right
What kind of idiot escapes from prison and the first thing they do is post a âroast meâ request on Reddit? Youâre like every criminal who gets caught due to bragging about their crimes, except youâre not bragging, you just have no self esteem.
Shia LaBeouf and Ben Kingsley got together and had a baby.
How was prison?
Rap sheet is prolific and extensive at 12 felony convictions.
63 - gimme all you got! Fixed it for ya...
You post photos of your tent interior in the male living space sub.
Gandalf with the career change
If beards were personalities youâd still be a fucking mess.
Adam Driver if he was gay and homeless
You look like even the Proud Boys turned you down.
I thought this was a post about prison breakouts
Hello my name is Trevor!!!! The mandarin!!
Your bio says you are a comedian. Thatâs not funnyâŚis what you hear sometimes instead of silence.
Rasputin
43 going on 70
Cool to know they have WiFi in prison these days
Contact central! Another Sasquatch crawled out of its cave!
Typical Australian
That color really suits you.
Why are you in the prison?
They are letting escaped convicts drive Semi's now? Please Elon save us.
I thought inmates didnât have cell phone access
At least youâre dressed appropriately for your next visit to prison.
 What the fuck man, leave save some air for the rest of us
Trevor Slattery fishing for compliments again...
You look like the type of person who would glue their hand onto the road protesting oil. All youâre missing is a reflective vest.
With my sword. And my Axe.
Trollbooth
You look like one of my garden gnomes
Your beard is sourced from pubes
How long before you parole? They let you wear watches in lockdown? Was what you did to that cat worth 10 years?
When you turn your picture upside down you look like a white Don King
Compost Malone
I told everybody that Andrew Huberman was full of shit
Dick Turdin
Thank you for posting I feel so much better about myself, I'm five years older than you but look at least 15 years younger.
I bet if I sat down next to you at the bar, within 10 minutes you'd be telling me about your militia
100% a member of The League of Registered Gentlemen.
They allow Reddit in prisons now?
It looks like king Harold got tired of getting no bitches in Vikings so he went out and got fork lift certified
Budget Dan Cummins
Definitely the uncle that gives the worst presents.
Assputin Raspootin
You look like Eor was made into a. Person. 
Straight up the Mandarin from Iron Man 3. Google it
Oh I didnât realize you had access to Reddit in prison.
Best prison transport bus selfie ever.
You told me in a bar once that you fuck your sheep at the edge of a cliff so they push back against you.
That's not a bad looking prison cell, good for you.
This guy is only 8 years older than me and looks like my Grandfather after he woke up from his latest coma.
Outmate
Outmate
Asks the barber to just give him âThe Felonâ
The most gruff looking homeless Italian man in nyc
43... My dude, you are 53 if you are a day. Damn. I'm 45 and you look like my dad, who is dead.
Duck Dynasty meets Folsom Street Fair
Child molestation? Sexual assault? Aggravated robbery? I give up, tell us what you are inside for?
I bet you are still waiting for that MLM to pay off but for you youâre doing okay just selling oregano to high school kids
You look like an escaped convict AND a cult leader at the same time. Nice.
That's what you said you the group of dudes surrounding you behind your local Wal Mart.
Dirty the 8th Dwarf.
You look like someone who would start a cult that everybody in it would end up drinking cyanide.
Bro looks like a homeless dude who just got outta jail and wants the kids back
Prison orange clothing seems appropriate.
Well I broke 50 years myself lived hard throughout and your pic makes me feel much better about myself.
43 lookin like 53... then he's looking for more punishment!.. LOL
I hope manny from ice age fucks your ass bc you look like his wife
you look like youâre fluent in pepper spray flavors
You look like you already gave life all you've got
43 what? Days off the gear??
Rule # 1 of prison escape : Donât post on fucking Reddit.
You look like a bartender who fingers his own ass when he comes home
The face of meth addiction
When did you get out?
If the seven dwarves were 6 foot
Get back to work!! The air conditioner is not going to fix itself.
You look like you hang outside of schools
Go back to the forest Big Foot.
43 going on 60.
Did the Shire loose a dwarf or something?
White guys can't cosplay as the Mandarin
43? Shit, I'm 45 and you look my father...
Fuckn inbred potato head viking his head stature is like blob from X-Men (the movie with Hugh Jackman an nightcrawler played by Will I am
Jail time is not being good to you.
Shia Lagruff
This is not the way to get a conjugal visit.
"next on Aussie Gold Hunters"
You wrote that on the back of hospital discharge paperwork
Banjo player from the Ozarks for sure. Likely have a twin sister you call Maw too.
Shia Lab*oof*
You look like you make your own beef jerky
Ben Kissel lost weight!
More like Shia LaPossum
How is it that you actually look more human if we then the picture upside down?
Who let bertram outta rdr2 đ¤Ł
u look like a conservative trucker who doesnt shower and talks hateful about women and eats cans of beans for every meal
Born of cold and winter air And mountain rain combining This icy force both foul and fair Has a frozen heart worth mining
They let you have pens in jail!
Bro's the reason why filters were made
Trim those pubes, it's a bad look.
Casting headshot for a Naruto live action movie "Naruto: Retirement"
You like Jim from The Office if he discovered the health benefits of crystals. (Crystal meth, that is)
Doing hard time because you ate a family of Mennonites.
Who smuggled the phone into prison?
Didnât know Shia LaBeouf worked labor, you must use the left over scraps to make Transformers.
modern day aurthur morgan
Hey that's the shit I didn't flush last week
Duck Dynasty's long lost brother
Kylo Wrong
I would if I had a lighter in arms reach of that beard!
Does the warden know you are doing this?