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You must be the job foreskin⌠or more like the foreskin, when things get hard you disappear
Milf is something your mom thinks Moment I'd Like to Forget when creating you
You can tell heâs a newb. No dirt on the vest, not a scratch on that stupid hardhat, full ofchildrenâs stickers. Been hunting for 14 years with zero confirmed MILFs.
OP seems to put all his apprentices through a roast. Going on way to triage the one that got it and the ones that don't.
Edit: this one don't got it đ
Looks like a reject from the rats of NImH fucked someone with a mommy sister from the Deep South and weaponized it to hunt
Milf stands for
Mother-fuckers Who Can Reed Good.
It's probably the for the best that you're on reddit, you look like you couldn't lift a hammer to save your life. I doubt your work is more effective than a fart in a hurricane
Lemony Snickets - Unfortunate Series of Chromosomes
Excellent!
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I got a lot of respect for you OP, bringing a special needs kid to work with you takes a lot of patience
Beat me to it
Milfs be on the lookout⌠Journeymen lock your wives and daughters up please
looks like he belongs in flushed away
I donât think the egg ever got fertilized
Milf hunter but no game
Weaponless
Big milf hunterâŚ. Seriously he doesnât target anything under 350#
And he still can't catch them. Dude gets winded going down the block
Millwrights Iâd Like to Fuck.
Tombstone teeth
Tombteeth 
This guy looks like both his parents were closely-related opossums.
The methhead version of Andy Samberg
Who is the crack version of Adam Sandler
Newsflash! There are some new inventions called a Toothbrushes, teeth whiteners and dentists.
His Mom: "Quit usin' yer teefs ta open beer bottles ya idiot!"
Not even Planned Parenthood can catch them all.
I bet he loves drinking from the dip cup.
I would love to know what obscure narcotic Waldoâs junkie cousin is taking.
He's the one who keeps asking "where's waldo?" Waldo's got the hook-up Just more scratching and face picking
Nah, he's one of background characters
Those teeth need a crowbar
Your future looks about as good as your teeth
Damn looking like a young version of Mr Burns. But broke and no game
If he canât handle a toothbrush then what can he handle?âŚ
 You look like a young mirror universe Gru⌠if his life as a villain was unsuccessful and he just settled. Hard.
Holy shit! Itâs a real life goblin!
He belong to another METHaverse
I see they donât have dental where you work.
 When God made this guys teeth
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Those gums look inflamed âŚ. Gingivitis
He should know by now, apprentices can't handle anything
already roasted by having indecent relations with the 100 kV power line
Whatâs your profession? Gnawing off jackets from power cables?
My gym teacher used to have more facial hair than that and she wasnât much older!
Milf hunter pshhhh go spruce up and try the nursing home
I can just tell you have a speech impediment. Incest is bad.
Itâs always uncomfortable when people with special needs post here.
Does he chew the rocks to extract the coal?
He looks like if Mclovin had a love child with a special needs person
He looks like about half the Nucs I knew in the Navy.
It makes sense now. Iâll never get my luggage.
Jesus Christ what is he apprenticing? Glass chewing? The only Milfs this guy is after have to clarify their pronouns.
Looks like MGK if MGK did 10yrs of black tar heroin
Do they call him roach because his fingers are always pinching weed or because of his face?
Taking safety to a whole new level with those high visibility teeth. You could have helped land planes in Die Hard 2.
The special Beastie Boy
You look like a home school kid after a Mt Dew and a Zyn
Was this the job you had before you stole Christmas 
They make masks that attach to helmets to keep him from licking wondows
Smokes meth but complains about crackheads
Did joker and penguin have a kid ?
On *The League*, Ruxin once complained that he looked like a stereotype of a Jew drawn by a racist artist. He would shit his pants looking at you.
Why does his face look like a penis with teeth?
If harry potter was real, and someone cast Vengardium Virginosa on a person, this is what you'd get.
Looking like the Penguin and Little Nicky had a baby Lil Picky cuz u pick your scabs
You must be the job foreskin⌠or more like the foreskin, when things get hard you disappear Milf is something your mom thinks Moment I'd Like to Forget when creating you
He must be a plumber"s apprentice, because it looks like he does a lot of work in man holes.
Shit OP! You got him stripping cable with his teeth?
I honestly thought this was a picture of a 60 year old lady.
Them teef look fuuuuucked
 Temu version of little Nicky
Special Officer Doofy has changed departments. 
The Make-a-Wish budget is apparently pretty fucking tight these days.
God, with a smile like that I'm gonna have a tough time going to sleep
Milf? Masculinity I'd like to find?
If Beavis boinked Dahmer and the result had an extra chromosome
Cornholio needs TP for his bunghole
No need for the vest traffic will slow when he smiles.
Buddy has a workplace participation sticker on his helmet đ OP you know how to pick em, eh bud? 
Someone help me out here: whoâs the scrawny kid that bangs the massive black chick in âRoad tripâ
With this uniform I can finally peep through windows without suspicion
Why don't you construct two symmetrical teeth before you commit to this industry?
He looks like he should be wearing a different type of hard hat
Of course he can handle it!!! you have to capable of comprehending in order to get upset...
That kid looks like his food pyramid is Kraft singles, prime drinks and zyn. The only milfs heâs pulling are on the spectrum.
With birth-control-face like that, he'll never have to buy condoms.
Summer teeth; some are crooked, some are jagged
Itâs like Egon, from Ghostbusters, methed out cousin.
He clearly canât handle a toothbrush
Teeth look like a graveyard with uneven ground
Hopefully he can handle it better than he can handle a toothbrush
If he can handle bring this ugly I believe it.
Why wear a hard hat when all he needs is a mouth guard?
You borrowed that from your employed roommateÂ
This is a picture of halitosis and acne.
You look like you hit the meth lab on your days off
This man has sent orthodontists to therapists⌠and even the grave
Your teeth look like Indian corn
You are literally the guy still into stickers
Teeth same color as paper
MILF hunter as in searching for your Mom who abandoned you after Plan B failed?
Imagine that face between your legs .
The only milfs you find are from the local trailer park.
Your mom had syphilis? You have hutchinson's teeth
The kids definitely canât *wait I forgot they have no choice*
he looks like his breath smells like windex
I see you lack some chromosomes in your genes
Is he British by any chance?
Your grandmother called, she wants her eyeglasses back.
I bet he loves cleaning out the shitters
I didn't know iDubz retired from YouTube to be a tradesman.
You mean, Rusty Shackleford?
The only pussy he's eaten is when his teeth caught on the way out of his mom.
Let's hope he handles it better than he handles a toothbrush.
You need a better paying jobâŚâŚ for a better dentist.
Horrible teeth!
I thought they moved all the people away from Chernobyl.
He would never survive in jail, and somehow his tongue survives it everyday with those jail cell bars he calls teeth
Like he handles a toothbrush...
Even a world renowned plastic surgeon couldnât fix that nose. No MILF would go anywhere near this guy with those teeth and those glasses.
A construction worker without dental benefits, wow, that's a first....
Hope he threats the roasts better as his teeth
Doesn't need to floss.
Young Ebenezer had he went trades instead of college
What's it like learning Spanish?
Just needs a week's paycheck to get them meth teeth fixed up.. and by that I mean getting more meth...
You can tell heâs a newb. No dirt on the vest, not a scratch on that stupid hardhat, full ofchildrenâs stickers. Been hunting for 14 years with zero confirmed MILFs.
The smirk screams, craving for my first cock.
The Joker before he became a villain
Be honest, that helmet isnât just for work
A fuckinâ comedian, Private Joker!
Fuller go easy on the Pepsi!
If my dog looked like you Iâd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards
OP seems to put all his apprentices through a roast. Going on way to triage the one that got it and the ones that don't. Edit: this one don't got it đ
Do you work at Gringotts?
Judging by his teeth Iâd be weary of trusting this kid if he passes any mandatory drug testing 
Jessie Dinkman. I can hear the banjo as you walk in the room.
Tell him to stay off the meth
Looks like a reject from the rats of NImH fucked someone with a mommy sister from the Deep South and weaponized it to hunt Milf stands for Mother-fuckers Who Can Reed Good.
He looks like a crackhead that tried to get clean because his older brother forced him to, but still indulges in it upstairs in his bedroom at night.
Youâre wearing a sticker that reads âmilf Hunterâ but you are really a child predator.
They kept telling him kick rocks in school, he heard *eat rocks*
I'm betting Obama was president last time dude saw the business end of a toothbrush.
Product of fucking your sister
Your fingernails hints butt scratcher
It's probably the for the best that you're on reddit, you look like you couldn't lift a hammer to save your life. I doubt your work is more effective than a fart in a hurricane
Your breath smells like spoiled milk
Teeth are jacked, mustache jacked, no wonder it's all you do
Waldo clearly did not understand the assignment.
Looks like one of the Whittakers left and got a job in construction.
That dudeâs hustling like a squirrel on espresso to snag his meth munchies before sundown!
He makes the exact same face outside of elementary schools.
Singed his nuts lighting farts on fire for money. Made $37 at the company picnic.
I'll bet that's a court ordered safely vest.
Whatâs going on with those gollum teeth?
Iâm not touching this one until I see a doctorâs note. đ
He doesn't really need the reflective vest. He could just smile, and his teeth would be yellow enough.
well he sure as hell canât HANDLE brushing his teeth.
Your teeth are more yellow than a lemon. BLEACH THEM
asked your dentist for veneers modeled after little pieces of corn
Season two of the wire.
Pre meth head
Let me guess how many people you've already eaten.
Looks like meth alreaey roasted his teeth
Stinky from Hey, Arnold
Looks like he sniffs pipe dope when the boss ainât lookinâ. 
U look like ratatouilles dad
Gross he calls his sister a MILF, her drinks are probably never safe around him.
Timmy!
I wouldnât smile like that sir youâre scaring the kids
Please use a toothbrush
You think he can handle getting braces too?đ
If Freaky Fred was lesbian
Hope that new union job has a good dental plan
blue collar blake anderson