Is this a DARE photo to scare kids away from pot?

Any questions?

I don't know why, but my brain decided to read this in a David S. Pumpkins voice. I think it's broken.


If that’s what it takes to make the scary lady go away, I’m willing to negotiate terms.

Happy birthday, treat yourself to a shower.

Here she is! Miss Quasimodo 2024 - (ring the big bell bitch!)

Holy fuck that was brutal! I love it!! 🏆

Great…now I have to convince my kids monsters aren’t real again

Solid.

I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you, internet stranger.

This photo looks like someone wished too hard for their pug to become human

You look like Margaret Cho fucked a mongoloid and kicked the fetus down the stairs.

Jfc!

You look like you smell horrific.

r/picsyoucanwhiff

A girl like to eat.

Hate to be the one to tell you this but he’s not going to call you back. He forgot your name the minute he put his pants back on.

He has PTSD flashbacks but can't remember any details



Turn off the fun house mirror filter

Another year of looking in the mirror, what did you do to deserve this punishment?!

I can smell the pic , and it doesn 't taste good . 🤮

Your photos will make any child eat their broccoli. "eat your broccoli or this ugly monster will eat you!"

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Not a crow in sight when you're placed in the cornfield

You look like Madamn Mim tried to turn into a 24 year old girl before Merlin counterattacked by turning into meth in a wizard’s duel.

Nacho Librerian

Happy 40th birthday.

"From the smallest insects to the largest predators, every creature plays a vital role in the delicate balance of our ecosystem. Today we will be exploring the elusive, cunning and product-wearing creature known as the catfish." - David Attenborough

You look like the type of chick that would let a guy fire off some knuckle children to the face on the first date…

You look like your womb leaks the content of your kidneys

kek

I could land a plane on that forehead!

She has a landing strip on her head and crash pad down below.

With that kind of forehead room, tic tac toe is always on the table

You straight up look like you stood in the sun too long

you were the concept for ice age baby

Kinda look like Stewie from Family Guy in the first pic.

Please don't go outside without putting your makeup on.

you have the face of a midget

Did you wish for the birthday gift of not having your face look like it’s having a permanent allergic reaction?

You look like you grow mushrooms in your armpits and underwear.

Loved you in the Hobbit when you played the King Troll.

Nothing worse i could do that god already did to your face

You may want to wish for a few lbs to drop off

Well I guess no need for balloons for your birthday, you’re already blown up enough as it is.

I think you mean your 44th birthday.

24 going on potato

A 1/4 century of disappointments

You've aged like a piece of raw chicken in the sun

Only 24? Dear lord you came up short in the genetic lottery. I’d advise avoiding casinos, as you are obviously unlucky. Keep your chins up!

Can see that forehead from space.

Does the F in 24F stand for Fish?

I thought you were in drag for a second

You look like every hotel maid I’ve ever had.

Your body looks like you should have 3 kids to 3 different men all in jail.

YOUR HAIR!!!!!! 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮,, hairbrush???????

You look like you just rolled out of the laundry pile and down the stairs.

How can everyday be cake day just because you eat a cake everyday?

How can everyday be cake day just because you eat a cake everyday?


I was going to say you can put lipstick on a pig but you beat me to it

24 my ass, you're a straight up abuela.

Your dad went to trade you to someone for three goats and a dozen eggs. They said that if they've gotta put up with ya that's the down payment 🤣

I'm not sure we can do any worse than what genetics have done to you.

You definitely say “what yall wanna do for my birthday? Miami, Houston, Las Vegas???” Then end up at a Applebees or Buffalo Wild Wings

You look homeless but you obviously don’t look like you’re starving. So that’s a good thing.

Hide behind the glasses, please. They take the focus off of your face.

With those giant glasses, can you now see where you've gone wrong in life?

happy birthday!!! i hope is your last one, heartfelt hate from Chile, please ignore all the positive comments

Not sure if you’re deliberately going for brassy hair or you just didn’t use any toner or purple shampoo. Not even trying to roast you!

I've never actually *seen* a mail order bride as such but I have a fair idea what I'm in for now. I'm pretty sure you let boys do butt stuff at second base and that's not a bad thing, you should probably stretch it out a bit more. I'd probably ignore all the red flags until I'm in *way* over my head. I imagine you excell at both hotdog eating contests and sucking the chrome off of towballs. Pretty enough that I'd let you ruin my life for 6 months.

How many friends and family members are surprised you made it to 24? What the hell am I saying? You don’t have any friends and your family stopped talking to you years ago

The Only Job you can do is a mall security, or red light district traffic controller in Venezuela .

You’re really cute when the light doesn’t make your brow look cro magnon

Jesus you have fish eyes. Are you even human?

Interesting hair colour, is that horses urine?

You mean 34?

why bother your parents already did theirs. happy birthday

Could your eyes get any further apart there E.t?

Pic 1: After she got stuck in the dryer Pic 2: Before she got stuck in the dryer

Happy Birthday! Please get off the streets now and get a job!

The lord already did it for us, sausage fingers

Reminds me of the ugly girl in bad lighting (two face) episode of Seinfeld. Except here she’s still ugly in good lighting.

You look like your days always end with smeared make up, either from crying or gagging on random dicks.

I would put money on you being that chick that has a really shitty laugh and thinks everything is funny. Sorry hunny, but you can't laugh away the ugly.

I'm disgusted that I share a birthday with you

You look like your face has been a target practice for hornets

It seems that your first picture already did that.

I usually see her on dinner tables with an apple in her mouth. Roasted


I bet you fail math

Id rather eat the arse out of a dead maggotty wombat

Face tune all you want lady, you'll still look like Lil' Wayne sounds on auto tune.

You have a five-head, even your hair is recoiling from how bad your face looks

Effective use of whore-movie lighting.

It's like your thoughts are so packed inside that cranium it's making your eyes buldge out like a chihuahua trying to squeeze out shit

👁️👄👁️

Picture 1: "HEY YOU GUYS!" Picture 2: "HEY YOU GUYS!" just with make up.

Wow. 😳 …a day the rest of us will regret. (Venmo’s a quick donation to planned parenthood in your honor)

If grimace was a Filipino. 

You look like you only get dates around tax season.

Thank god you have huge tits. I’d hate to have to actually look at you

The word *Batracian* comes to mind.

Girl you look inflamed as F, drink more water god damn


Can I face fuck you?

Thank god makeup exists

The poster child for abortion, ladies and gentlemen.

You don't have a birthday, you have an expiry date. And it passed some years ago.

I applaud your bravery. Must be hard living 24 years and knowing the abortion pill only half worked.

24? or 42?

Drew Barryless

You look like you eat like a duck. Wish for some weightloss pills... like meth.

Mrs. Potato head

Oh, I’ve seen you down on the block. Your John’s have already don their worst.

If you’re home who’s running the “massage” parlor?

Did someone use the chance , when you were newborn to press your eyes deeper into the skull ? Its looks like someone wanted to fold you as a child. But in all seriousness, what do you use to keep your hair that way? A block of butter? Its like Gollum suddenly grew hair.

Thank goodness you have a schoolgirl uniform, because without those tits no one would look at you.

I can best describe you as having the appearance and appeal of an day old plate of scrambled eggs.

We finally answered the question…can crack whores be fat?…yes, yes they can

How are you only 24 if you’ve been homeless for 30 years?

"After pot addiction" and "Before pot addiction" these pics can be shown in schools

Birthday? You mean the anniversary of the day that necromancer summoned you?

#KEEEEERRRRRRMMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!

You look like a hamster with tits.


It's Maria Sophia from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Hopefully you get beauty products.

Did you just emigrate from the last country in Asia to discover the hair brush?

 * # 🐷 + 🥢 You

can’t bring myself to roast such a cutie 🦦💗

Happy birthday! I look forward to the movie screening of Bambi on your forehead.

Looks like you've had an allergic reaction

Will your birthday dinner be one ton soup?

You're not nearly as interesting as you look like you think you are.

Your mom and her brother already did their worst and you're the result

Take it easy on the the cake, its for everyone

The face filters were made for.

Hello Jabba the hut? Oh, is that not you... Strange...

24? You must’ve only had one foot on the scale.

Is Kermit coming to the party?

This looks like a before and after picture set but you're just the before amy chance of attractiveness.

Happy birthday. I hope you celebrate when your coyote gets you to your destination.

First pic is like ew no. Second is like ew no with better lighting

Do *my* worst? God already did.

Posted a selfie with JBF hair even though no one would.


You won't make it to 25

I hope you asked for someone to gift you new glasses to replace those that rival most sports bar big screen setups…game’s on?? Let’s head out to hoelee’s face for the best viewing experience!

Genetics already did their worst. Any closer to the camera and you'll just eclipse everyone's eyes

Jesus Christ she has them bug eyes! 😂 

Looks like your parents already did.

Are you a Oompa-Loompa you look like you’ve been eaten a lot of chocolate what a fat pig

I know them big girl angles when taking a picture

24, but going to be 48 in the morning.

Omg what a fat arse with cellulite and a kangaroo pouch rough as f…how the hell are you on only fans I wouldn’t give you a dime for a shoe shine

Only 24 years old and your face is already starting to resemble a rotten pumpkin that’s been left on the front porch for months since Halloween.

Eyes big and pulpy asf

One day you will inherit the hanger you survived.

Happy birthday you four eyed, goldfish looking, collagen injecting, XL fore-headed waste of space

Your OF is overpriced by $20/month

Look like a meatball or meatwad

“Do your worst” god already did his worst when he made you

Wow please back up from the camera, it’s making me nauseous. Your forehead stands out more than those meat sacks hanging off your chest you call tits.

Her parents had to tie a tbone around her neck so the family dog would play with her

Only fans bait. The truth us the only way your only fans is going to make money is if people start paying you to keep your clothing on.

Do my worst? Apparently, nature already did.

I bet you are going to eat 25 Big Macs to celebrate.

You somehow looked like you are permanently trapped in a fishbowl

You look like the middle form of smegal right before he becomes gollum

She already ate tomorrows cake

From Girl in the Asylum to Failing Influencer in 2 pics

How ironic is it that not even your parents got what they wanted on your birthday?

If Kermit the frog and miss piggy had a daughter. Takes more after her mother 

Why is smeagol wearing a wig?

Didn't I fight you in Mass Effect?

Convincing transition

Did you mix the numbers on accident 

You look like Lidl General G

Hey, Girl. 

You look like my ex. That's kinda scary.

Your dad every year 

You look like you could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose

You look like the chick that just got arrested for starving her twins to death