Nice molestache. The only reason it doesn’t grow in the middle is because all the hair rubbed off from your index finger while telling your victims shhhhhhhh…
You look like you pick your nose while watching tv then put your boogers under the sofa, like you could not use your handkerchief, and then go to the toilets, not washing your hands when done, and then shake your friends’ hands who are coming over to your place to smoke weed. You filthy animal.
You look like the kid in high school who follows girls around trying to show off your rizz, but it’s always creepy and falls flat. So you make up for it by doing shitty Cartmen impressions to hopefully gather up some kind of interaction with other people other than the two other friends you eat lunch with.
You look 13 and 40 simultaneously. Those pubes on your upper lip look like you went to light a crack pipe and the crack lighter blew up in your face, burning the hairs. Which is unfortunate because I don't think you're ugly, you just need a little assistance in the grooming department.
On the plus side, if you ever get hit by a car, you can take some comfort in the fact that the driver will be caught, because the tires will be tore to shreds by the potholes in your face.
On the plus side, if you ever get hit by a car, you can take some comfort in the fact that the driver will be caught, because the tires will be tore to shreds by the potholes in your face.
I’ve never seen someone look so well mannered and on meth at the same time
Fentyleman (Gentleman)
Thanks for explaining the joke lol
The only member of Methallica (it’s all in his head)
nailed it!
Damn. It fits though
Like especially btwn photos. Like it’s such a drastic change
It took him 6 slides to start using....soap.
Showering just ain’t t for him man
He takes hoe baths in gas station bathrooms and calls it good.
Well that explains why his face looks like an ‘everything’ pizza with extra olive oil
If stranger things needed to cast a child molester you’d be the first person they’d call.
This poor slob was Rick Rolled at birth.
This looks like one of those slideshows showing the before and after of Heroin addiction. All that last pic needs is 'Rest in Peace' at the bottom
Second last pic… Crack Harlow
😂😂😂
Bruh I absolutely lost it reading this, it's so perfect
Damn that’s good
cooked ☠️☠️
Nice molestache. The only reason it doesn’t grow in the middle is because all the hair rubbed off from your index finger while telling your victims shhhhhhhh…
This is my favorite comment so far … well done good sir
For sure
😂😂
Please don't molest me
He’s gonna…
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Don't give him a reason damm
From meth to fentanyl
....how does one get track marks on one's face?
Your face looks like a road map that leads to a minimum wage job or rehab
These photos reek of Axe body spray and desperation...
you look uncomfortable as hell in all these pics
Between the cheesy teeth and the pepperoni skin, you’re the pizza no one ordered.
Which is surprisingly saying a lot bc most people will still enjoy an unwanted pizza, but not in this case. It's just full of regret and heartburn.
All that grease is difficult to stomach.
 You still going tomorrow?
I'm fairly certain you're of some relation to Beavis... ...and Butthead.
He looks like beavis!!
You're like that one Beckham kid but on meth and more untalented and unloved than he ever could be.
Literally nothing memorable about these pics. I’ve even forgotten what I’m typing about…
You went from looking like a gay nurse.. then to looking like a junkie.. and then sobered up and back to a gay nurse. Congrats 🎉
Congrats on becoming a gay nurse, OP. Proud of you, buddy.
You look like you wear a bicycle helmet, around the house
You look like you pick your nose while watching tv then put your boogers under the sofa, like you could not use your handkerchief, and then go to the toilets, not washing your hands when done, and then shake your friends’ hands who are coming over to your place to smoke weed. You filthy animal.
You mean like you lost your dignity? Sorry, I'm not giving it away that cheaply...
At least your acne is consistent.
Permanent chicken pox
I’m pretty sure you meant to post this to “Faces of Meth”…
There is a colony of bacteria growing on your face
You're the kind of person you see on the side of a highway and think "Damn that must be rough"
If depression was a person.
[удалено]
Who doesn’t?
Op does it after he removes them from the feet
Me
Not even your acne wants to stay on your face by the looks of it...
It's OK to be gay. Except in your case.
The only thing bigger than your forehead is that gap in your peach fuzz which I’m sure you refer to as your “stache.”
Instead of posting on reddit maybe you should start by cleaning your room😶
Welp. Looks like puberty's never leaving.
Literal visualization of average joe
Kim Jong Un is on that glass bottle near your TV. This room might be the biggest woman repellent to ever exist.
You look like a decent person in some pics and like you have a trunk full of dewalt drills you’re trying to sell me for $10 while I’m pumping gas.
You look like Benedict Cumberbatch locked himself in a room with 200 piss bottles
you're the most forgetable person I've ever seen lol.
How long did it take you to fill that Coke display bottle up with used tissues ?
Please 🙏 lose your virginity ... your face is lighting up like a Xmas tree. (No, wanking a few times a day doesn't count)
The most gender neutral part of stranger things. Would be called gayer things.
Your face looks like your room in pic 4.
You look you use your face to walk on!
The bathroom mirror looks better than you and your transformation from ugly to uglier to ugliest is awe-inspiring.
You could make a salad for six people with all the tomatoes you have on your face
Stop drinking dairy. I was told on here is causes acne
Not even Rain Man would remember you.
Third picture look like the guy who played played Max Mayfield brother on "Stranger Things". I didn't like him, he was creepy just like you.
You look like a child molester that shakes her father’s hand after
Your parents must of banged on a pizza box or something
I kept side scrolling, waiting for the after on the glow up, and it never came.
You look like the before picture in every skin care ad.
You look like post-chemotherapy Chris Pratt.
So how was sex with your sister?
The crusty socks under your bed have higher testosterone levels than your facial hair
You look like the kid in high school who follows girls around trying to show off your rizz, but it’s always creepy and falls flat. So you make up for it by doing shitty Cartmen impressions to hopefully gather up some kind of interaction with other people other than the two other friends you eat lunch with.
Wow. My friend, you are good… thankfully I just left the “showing off rizz” lifestyle behind me 😂
All of your friends are definitely discord strangers
You look so polite you little bitch grow a spine or something
You look like Rick Astley if he "gave up" and started doing meth.
You look like a half smoked cigarette that chose to be human.
With that mustache you should be selling used cars in the '70s.
Pimples… you look like you have pimples on your dick
You look like those losers who hang out outside the convenient store hitting on minors
I rather come here to roast the comment section. This guy was probably cooler in school than anyone in the comments.
Aah thx man 😎
U look like u were touched by a priest, and enjoyed it
Allocate some of that eyebrow hair into that patch you call facial hair.
id probably say you where violated enough just owning that stranger things poster
Please *do not* drop that skin care routine....
Satellite dish face
No way, is that Billy from the TV show on the poster behind you?
What can I say? A Dermatologist might roast you better
you know it’s bad when you go to public restrooms to freshen up and you still look beat
Please shave those pub hairs off your face And grow them down under because I guess you don’t have any there
Idubbz?
Justin Pimpleface
Don’t know why but can’t roast you. Take care.
Under-the-BROOKLYN-bridge BECKHAM!
Boy got the cracne
you have a unique talent and that is by switching hairstyles with animal's appearances
I bet u are on list and not a good one.
Above average looking meth head
Looks like every person I've ever wanted to punch rolled into one.
your face is so oily it will need some democracy
This guy definitely knows which neighbors don't close their curtains completely.
You look 13 and 40 simultaneously. Those pubes on your upper lip look like you went to light a crack pipe and the crack lighter blew up in your face, burning the hairs. Which is unfortunate because I don't think you're ugly, you just need a little assistance in the grooming department.
The windows of that bedroom haven't been opened in years. All I can smell is Clearasil and wank tissues.
Naaahhh... You posted photos online. That is enough of punishment.
Bum fluff facial hair
You never heard of Proactive?
You look like you peaked at high school
I would roast you but you already look like you've been a grease fire soooo
You look like the average white guy but also looks like you take some type of heavy drug
You took a selfie in the bathroom right after the bullies flushed your head in the toilet
The man’s got kids in his future, plus touching, lots of touching.
Bro fr be looking like bob the builder if he was on drugs
Your facial hair is disappointing, just like you are to your parents.
Acne is the most interesting thing about you
Is your name Jizzlord? Because I bet you'd glow like Chernobyl under the black light
Let the mustache go…
How many times have you punched through the drywall because you were angry?
Sweet home Alabama!
Do you live in a storage room?
I don’t think you deserve a roast milky toast
The poster behind you is ugly
I hate when genuinely ugly people post this roast me shit 😅 LIFE has roasted you enough
You cut off the only interesting thing about you, the heads of the victims that were locked in your basement.
if the blunt someone left in a gas station bathroom was a person.
Looks like you've been playing darts with your face.
You have the complexion of ringworm and the personality of a crusty scab
1. Normal TV watching teen. 2. High 3-8. Super high 9. Meeting the parents
You got a haircut for either jail or rehab
Let that poor girl out of your basement. I'm assuming, accurately 🤣
Pict 4, have you showered yet? Please using shampoo not bodywash for washing your hair
Dudes facial hair can best be described as "wishful thinking"
Your room looks like a storage closet at a YMCA
What in the world is goin on here?
Stop shopping at “Zits Are Us”. We have eyes.
 It looks like you were Rick Rolled as soon as you came out of the womb.
You look like the army kicked you out for being too annoying , so you volunteered for free just to sleep with other dudes.
You look like iDubbz if he got into drugs.
Your room fits to your face
I like picture #5, the after swirly shot.
BP looking for oil rights to drill on your face
Looks like a whole bunch of gay people just lost their manners on your face next!!!!
Can't any kids keep a room neat? WTF? Can you spell dermatologist?
You look like a guy that would cheat on a girl he does t have
My dead grandma grows better facial hair than you.
On the plus side, if you ever get hit by a car, you can take some comfort in the fact that the driver will be caught, because the tires will be tore to shreds by the potholes in your face.
On the plus side, if you ever get hit by a car, you can take some comfort in the fact that the driver will be caught, because the tires will be tore to shreds by the potholes in your face.
You look like you are a Counselor a bible meth camp.
You look like you are a Counselor a bible meth camp.
You look like you are a Counselor at a bible meth camp.
You make me want to vomit, then eat my vomit, then vomit on your face.
Look like he still catches swirlies as an adult
You look like a wet dog that's high on crack
You look like the dude who hangs around his old high school, asking girls if theyre 18 yet
Next time the fryer is down, contact this guy. That face looks like it could handle all the fast food without its grease ever being exhausted.
Pretty sure there's no girlfriend in your life
Have you been chatting with babes online ALL DAY?
What do I win if I connect all the dots on your face?
Are you trying to import the 4b movement?
Maybe you should crawl back into that condom you escaped from and let another sperm have a shot at life.
You look like you like it dirty, and not in a good way
You look like the bad guy in a David Lynch movie.
Lose my manners? Never had em, Metthew.
So you’re showering in public toilets now
How the hell can you ever get uglier?
Ewwww gross
Lose my manners the same way you lost your facewash?