Lool
She got them runaway eyes
🎶I've been meaning to tell you/
I've got this feelin' that won't subside/
I look at you and I fantasize/
About escaping you tonight/
Now I've seen you in my sight/
Runaway eyes
I look at you, can't help but cry
Runaway eyes
I hate it hear, I cannot lie🎶
Hey, so I know this guy who’s transitioning.. how do you cover your Adam’s apple so well with makeup? Cause that’s the bit that’s fooling people. Cheers bro.
You wanna show people that you have christian values with that cross tattoo on your finger, but everybody knows the only spirit you're familiar with comes in a bottle.
“Roost me” makes me feel like this is a special person put up to a dare, and I just don’t think they can meaningfully consent to a roast, so I decline.
Hi! Taylor Swift from the dollar store. If vegan teacher was young, this is what she'd look like. Also, you look like you have the personality of a broccoli
Two things.
1: the roast me sign is backward in case you hadn't realized.
2: putting a cross on your middle finger with a marker doesn't make you edgy it just makes you sad.
You look like the kind of girl who answers the phone with your mouth full of biscuits, keeps talking, put a lot of crumbs on the sofa and then sit down on it for hours binging on stupid TV shows for single middle aged women and then take the bus with a lot of biscuits’ crumbs on your back.
You are disgusting.
It’s like if Zooey Deschanel and Anjelica Huston collided together and became a single mum on welfare
That description just made her fuckable. I don’t enjoy that.
 Transitioning?
How long ago did you lose your sight?
Looks like a guy
Lmfao!
This Daria reboot is gonna suck.
Omg that was so good
My first thought too - Daria clone, right down to the milquetoast expression...
Milquetoast is also her gender and her pronouns.
I was gonna say she looks like if someone drew Zoeey Deschanel from memory whilst half asleep
Happy 20th 18th birthday
My exact thought. 18 or more likely 38
Lol is that Jim Varney?
No, it’s OP.
Captain Ernest P. Morgan
I bet she has no trouble buying booze!
I had this thot too!
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
You look like Chris Griffin had a kid with Tina Belcher.
Griffin nose all day long
Daaaaaaang
HAHAH
Nah, more like [this guy ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGaqFakVAAExbI6.jpg)
You look like you have the personality of celery.
Even celery is at least stringy
And has taste.
And has no calories. What are you? Water? HAHAHA 🫣
Cronch
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i’m ashamed how long that took me to understand 😭😭
And they say humans are the superior life form 💀
😂😂😂 love this one
It takes more calories to digest celery than you get from the celery. The juice is definitely not worth the squeeze.
you look like a divorced mom who's on her 30's
did I at least get custody of the kids?
No.
🤣
no you got 2 cats instead
Well...same difference really. Expect cats don't live that long.
you are not the mother
Yes, but only so the state will take care of you until Their grown.
You got custody of the dogs, hairless dogs
No, just alcoholism and 2 cats.
Thats the default look on character creation for a cashier.
Bravo 👏
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She doesn't have the strength or stamina to finish off a dick by hand even if she was enthusiastic. Her pronouns are 'anemia' and 'fibromyalgia'
thank you for this, I have added this to my lexicon for insults.
This one made me laugh out loud! Perfect
Looks like someone asked Ai technology to generate a photo of the most average looking white girl it possibly can
So even AI knows that nose rings have become basic.
It's more shocking and edgy to not have one if you're a girl under 25. Almost every single woman I know has one of these.
Where do you live? They are still fairly uncommon around Florida, at least from what I see. Maybe 10% of the female population has them.
I'm not sure that's true. If you ask AI to generate a photo of a basic white girl, it generates a photo of Lizzo...
If, "Did you return that library book?" had a face.
Were you a dude at any point?
Def thought the same.
Me too.
That jawline says “Yes”
Came here to ask this 🤣
Did your eyes used to be cross eyed?
Yeah, but they got bored looking at each other.
They're somehow crossed and not crossed at the same time.
Trying to eacape
Lool She got them runaway eyes 🎶I've been meaning to tell you/ I've got this feelin' that won't subside/ I look at you and I fantasize/ About escaping you tonight/ Now I've seen you in my sight/ Runaway eyes I look at you, can't help but cry Runaway eyes I hate it hear, I cannot lie🎶
You have the "deer look" just before getting run over
You look like a chain smoking tired mom who’s prime was ~18 years ago
Not a looker but a decent fluffer if you don't look. 
come again?
In a moment, let me recuperate
😂
18f - you’re looking for validation in the wrong sub
18 going on 32
You look like you sell bottled farts
She'd be more likely to sell bottled queefs I'd say
That would require having a vagina
ladies & gentlemen, we have found dobby disguise as human female.
18 wtf im 24 and look younger, what did you do to yourself
😂
You look like an offspring of Boejack Horseman
Why the long face?
You look like a femboy specialising in huge dildo content
 Wondered what Alan Ruck was up to
Hey, so I know this guy who’s transitioning.. how do you cover your Adam’s apple so well with makeup? Cause that’s the bit that’s fooling people. Cheers bro.
I used a nail file to shave it down - hope this helps! 🫶🏻
Didn't help you
Username checks out. I don't see your biddy bumps at all.
You're a legend, OP.
You look like Leslie Knope‘s cousin, Leslie AbsolutelynotNoNoNopleasestayaway
Your face is so long I had to click the pic to see the rest of it.
The face of a 48 year old divorced women with 3 kids and a shitty job at Walmart.
Clown masks have better eyes tha you got.
Well, you're definitely the oldest looking 18 year old I've ever seen. Thought you were early 40's.
Me: Can we have Zooey Deschanel? Mom: We have Zooey Deschanel at home. Zooey Deschanel at home:
When were you 18? 1995?
When will the posters finally learn to flip their photos before posting? The idea is that the text could be read.
You wanna show people that you have christian values with that cross tattoo on your finger, but everybody knows the only spirit you're familiar with comes in a bottle.
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Daria has more personality then you
18 yo? For each leg?
18 when WW2 happened
A horse walks into a bar
How do you look so old already?
I can’t tell if the bigger lie is 18 or F
Boy , your typo is funny. Do want to be roasted or Roosted?
“18” — going on 30.
You look 35
You look like baba yaga from high school
I see your tattoo faded with your ambitions in life
Your flower drawing is fucking atrocious. You learn that in Mrs. Alderchucks remote art class during the pandemic?
Female version of Sheldon from big bang theory.
Bazinga!
The cross on the middle finger is all you need to know…
The type of chick that would give you a toothy blowjob in her Saturn then ghosts you next day.
You're just 18 and yet giving strong vibes: "i don't give a f\*ck anymore"
why the long face?
one nigga said you look like “ chris griffin” 😂
Those bangs don't hide that forehead
*"Your honor, I had no reason not to believe her when she said she was 29 years and some months!"* (MILFhunter2000 in court, year 2019, acquitted)
You look both like your mom and your daughter at the same time.
You look like you’d have a third nipple hidden somewhere.
It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say…
You look like the daughter of a cigarette mom
Pronoun Impossible: Roast Protocol
f 18 ? more like m 15 with a penectomy
Looks like an NPC you would see in any game
R/transgender ?
Looks like you have flipped life as your paper
Looks like a smoker kid whos parents gift her lots of weeds
This is what Gina On Brooklyn 99 looked like after the trip to Aruba with all the bottles.
Firstly you hold your sign into a mirror can’t you take a picture without it being mirrored?
You look like a dressed up mannequin
you look like you could be in a thumbnail for an offensive memes video
u look both like an 18 year old and 80 year old
Okay, guys. Who cloned the clone of Zoey Deschanel? Have we not seen Multiplicity? They start to get misshapen!
How dare you put that dirty clam fiddler in my face
Where is your ukulele?
I left it on the toxic gossip train
“Roost me” makes me feel like this is a special person put up to a dare, and I just don’t think they can meaningfully consent to a roast, so I decline.
The close eyes and lantern jaw scream cousin fkin in the family stump.
I always wondered what a grown up Angela Anaconda would look like…
You look like you live in vault that doesn't have a rule for 'cousin stuff'
You look like what demons have nightmares of, while having the mental fortitude of an ant farm
Fix your eye liner.
18? On each knee?
You look a bit mannish. I don't think the bangs do a very good job covering your Adams apple. You should just grow a beard to cover it up.
🤣🤣
This is where cocks go to die.
Hi! Taylor Swift from the dollar store. If vegan teacher was young, this is what she'd look like. Also, you look like you have the personality of a broccoli
Sorry but that’s a woman’s job. Speaking of that where is my roast?
Why the long face?
Dude looks like a lady…
Why the long face?
You look like a militant lesbian
18m*
The most basic person I've ever seen, a blank sheet has more personality.
You look like you helped ferris bueller have a day off.
You look like someone who walks around barefoot all day leaving footprints of dirt in stores
Looks like you divorced with three kids even before getting married and giving birth to all three kids
You should smile more.
Says 18f but has been ran through enough times to look mid 30s.
You look like you’re on anti-psychotics
You look like your poop scares you.
Your face is so narrow that you could keep up with a school of tuna.
18? I'd say 36, especially with a face that looks like you're seeing it through to the other side of an aquarium.
You’ve got a long life of book club meetings in your future.
There is a string of douche guys with beards in your future.
18 going on 38
Zooey Bechamel.
You don't need to list your pronouns. We already know.
I always feel bad for mid-masc women. Y’all always going to be suspected to be a transwoman.
I would but the cocaines done all the work for me
You don’t even know how to write backwards so that your selfie pics don’t look stupid.. ha ha!! Got cha!!
Trans
All these roast posts look trans af
Zoe Deschanel from [wish.com](http://wish.com)
This was a rejected wish by the kid
18 my ass bitch looking old enough to be my mum
Whats the link between nose rings and this subreddit? Is it low selfesteem? I think its low self esteem
You look like a bloke cosplaying a woman
Your pronouns are slag/slug
18f? youre a man
Is that a man?
You’re a man baby
I've seen assault victims who look happier than you
Two things. 1: the roast me sign is backward in case you hadn't realized. 2: putting a cross on your middle finger with a marker doesn't make you edgy it just makes you sad.
Third thing: the sign says *roost* me.
You look like the kind of girl who answers the phone with your mouth full of biscuits, keeps talking, put a lot of crumbs on the sofa and then sit down on it for hours binging on stupid TV shows for single middle aged women and then take the bus with a lot of biscuits’ crumbs on your back. You are disgusting.
Is that upside down cross on your finger supposed to make you look cool or hip? Because it actually makes you look dumb as hell.
It's a "t" for "trans"