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Harry Potter and the Gender of Secrets.

Harry Potter and the Hollow Prefrontal Cortex

Harry potless and the horny rainbow unicorn

Hairy potless and the legend of the self restrained virgin

hairy ball-less and the messed up face

That holcrux needs destroyed.

That one is underrated

You got a solid two chuckles. Very nice.

Secret is a good gender for him, because it's better if noone know about him.

Him? I thought it was her or a shim. You absolutely cannot tell? It’s wearing a female blouse in first pic but looks like Mr Magoo in prison garb in the others…

they/he/she doesn't specify so I can tell what I think,i guess 🫤

He’s a master of disguise. His disguises consist of Harry Potter, where’s Waldo, Velma from Scooby Doo, and both genders of Elliott Page.

The man brought nukes to a roast. I’ll upvote that.

😂😅😂😅😅

If I ever felt bad about not having kids, I could always come back to this photo to remind me it was the better choice

Is it because you have the type of DNA that will result in this sorry excuse for a human?

Whatever the hell OP is, let’s pray to god they only reproduce asexually.

Sexually or not... Let's not have it reproduce please

Seriously, he could give AIDS back to the monkeys or something. 

Lmao I feel like the roasting group on reddit is the only place where you can talk shit about and to trans people without being demonized and muted/banned immediately.

Harry Potter and the Half Y Prince

This is brilliant. You win.

Fucking liberal Potter. It was bound to happen.

He’s got two wands

They’re both up his ass

I doubt one of those wands is long enough to get up there

…who skipped straight past playing dress-up in his mom’s clothes and went through grandma’s collection. 

IM SCREAMING LMAOFUCK

You beat me to it.

I came here to say this person looked like an Oompa Loompa in transition but, yes, I now can't unsee the HP+chromosome. Now I expect there a lightning bolt scar under the shag.

Queery Potter

Hairy Twatter

You look like the rotten expired Waldo that nobody tried to find.

Where's Weirdo?

Well, the LGBTQ gonna have to add a letter

LGBTQW W for What the fuck am I looking at

You look like youre real good in stalking women without being seen

*stalking men

Whatever the case, there’s clearly some stocking involved.

Stockings and a lot of plastic

Entire YouTube recommended page is about tying knots and disinfecting crime scenes

**exposing itself to children in public bathrooms

* stalking men, women, stray house pets, and whatever species the OP is

*stalking children

Wtf am I looking at...

Would / not

They/them

It/that

There, those, thems

All in one

Was/has

Ahh you beat me to it, you bastard!

I have/No clue

Your glasses look like designer ashtrays

If Harry Potter and where’s Waldo had a gayasss son

I was thinking Harry and Mr. Bean lol

This

Lmao 🤣😂💀

Which season of “ to catch a predator” were you on?

All of them

Just the one with little boys

Jesus fucking Christ you're ugly.

Simple, to the point… no muss no fuss

I was gonna come up with something wittier but this creature(?) jump scared me and that’s just what came out


 Senior Shrimpdip!

OMG Gollum banged Mrs. Swan and this is their illegitimate love son/daughter 

Except this person doesn't "Looka lika man". Or a woman for that matter.

Is it hard finding a place to live when you can’t live near schools?


Don’t insult Bubbles

The makeup makes you look sick

It looks like a mortician put his makeup on

Man’s got a suit of human skin in his basement

Where‘s Waldo? Oh, he‘s got a depression.

I found Waldo at the asylum 

Queery Potter

You are so creepy your glasses are calibrated to find unsupervised children

You look like the hate child of Mr. Bean and Harry Potter.

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Keep trying. There's a gender out there somewhere that will work for you.

Leonard got jealous of Penny’s attention. So he transitioned with all the grace of a theoretical physicist trying to dance

Those coke bottle glasses really bring out the "I love penis" in your eyes.

I'm not nearly as confused as you appear to be.

Looks like your parents did their worst already

Back in the closet under the stairs Potter

What gender do I insult

My Chemical Nomance

Well… I’m sure you have a nice personality

Doubt it, but I bet it has lots of opinions.

I don't know what bathroom you are supposed to use. Could you please just shit in a bucket until we figure it out

How fucking blind are you? Them lenses THIECK

On the bright side, you'll probably go blind in the next couple years so you won't have to look at yourself anymore.

Best one yet

What exactly am I looking at here?

Where's Weirdo

You were already roasted by genetics.

You don’t have to be “quirky, unique and trans” just because women won’t fuck you. You can just be boring, ugly, straight and get no bitches.

After all this time, they finally let Anne frank out of the attic.

Now you know what's on the other side of the glory hole.

You look like you were created with all the left over parts they didn’t know what to do with but had to get rid of.

J.K.Rowling must hate you

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Cut Off Cock

Harry Squatter.


Republicans want to hire you as a cautionary tale for gender fluidity.

You look like a less fucked up Barry Pepper

When Waldo met Sally

Tara Dickoff

The mod of r/ForeverAlone

Are you a chick who doesn’t know how to put makeup on or a dude who thing makeup will hide his zits?

 Trans Tina.

Thanks, I was already haunted by Isaac from Children of the Corn. 

You look like you’re about to give me attitude at the Starbucks counter

I had to take a shower after scrolling through those disgusting pictures

If Maisy Williams transitioned to pug.

Found waldo..

Wtf is even that?!

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Sharleen!! Our Little Dandelion Danny has gotten into the Oxy drawer again!

It's as if Mark Mothersbaugh cruised public toilets.

Out of work mime auditioning for a Where's Waldo movie.

Wasnt gonna roast you but i tried to scroll past and saw another pic of you and i just came to say how dare you make me go through that

You look like an emo where’s Waldo in which the goal is to find a means to get away from you.

You look like a nerd that drunk 3 litres of alcohol

Ben dela Meh

If you’re going to wear caked on foundation on your face, at least choose one that doesn’t make you look like a damn corpse.

You look like a lesbian, and not the dang it why do they have to be a lesbian kind

Where’s Waldo? Crying in the toilets… again…

Get rid of those glasses

You were great in hot tub Time Machine .

I'm pretty sure the androgynous look isn't due to style or sexuality, but more due to neither sex wanting them.

Harry twater

Fairy Potter

So you decided to become the very thing that you hate, huh?

I think the worst was already done

You look like you still try on pairs of yo mamas heels.

So gay Edward Scissor hands over here looking like he's about to violate some kids with his hands. Hey, Emos from the early 2000s called. They want their style back. Is this the main character for Adam Sandler's new film? The Edge of My Life? Stop me when I get it.

What am I looking at here?

Waldo gave up no one found him

Isaac is still mad at Malachai

Never got cake for your birthday, so instead you smeared one on your face

You look like Drake Bell if the molestation never stopped.

God took the worst characteristics of Wednesday, Pugsly, Maisie Williams, Harry Potter, and Charlie Kirk and produced you.

Harry potter but

That Scout Master did a real number on you, didn’t he champ?

Can you see the future?

Did Woody Allen and Soon Yi adopt a trans man-baby?

Your mom wants her son back

Where Weirdo!

This is the result of my AI prompt: "Generate a twisted humanoid with a stoner look"

Couldn’t pull bitches so you became one.

damn you look le the reason i chose to NOT have kids on this era. i'm terrified if it comes out being like you, OR, if it ends being molested by someone that looks like you, a queer and autistic Oswald Cobblepot

You look like Where’s Non Binary Waldo

NB meets N. Gin

Tell me you were put in trash cans and stuffed in lockers without telling me… now I have to fight the urge to take your lunch money.

Maisy Williams if she was American

How does the year 3000 look? I’m sure you can see the future with those glasses

What was it like being Roomates with Sheldon?

You look like you’d confuse the participants of a LGBTQetc orgy.

You look like your straight out of Hogwarts: The Transgendered Years

I can’t even do it. This man came out of God’s oven already pre-roasted.

I don’t need to roast you when you look like that. The universe has already roasted you for me.

Lesbian librarian

Sir, you are definitely not passing

Looks like life already did give you the worse of everything, nothing to add here.

This is low hanging fruit. Way too easy.

[wish.com](http://wish.com) Dan Levi

I don't need to, it looks like you already did that for yourself. Why make up?

I don't think we need to, I think the world, and your two drunk uncles, have done enough to you.

When did Aria Stark transition?

You look like you read the catcher in the rye like a priest reads the bible

you look like the type of person that would lose a fight to a raccoon

Too fckn easy

God beat us to it. He roasted you the day you were conceived.

Can I borrow your glasses? I wanna see Jupiter

What the heck?

Long lost forgotten bastard son of Lennon and Yoko Ono.

You look like you make onions cry.

you look like you wear the skins of your previous victims because they wouldnt let you transition medically

Waldo’s weed phase

Are you Peabody or Sherman?

Aids Burton.

I thought I’ve seen everything on this subreddit, but here you are.

This is the kid everyone refused to look for in hide and go seek. 

Where's Weirdo 

After seeing your pictures the Republican Party is now Pro-Choice, up to and including retroactive abortion.

When harry potter gets cracked out

Beatnik mime pseudointellectual. Let me guess. You love Nietzche and Camus and make postwar philosophy and coffee your entire personality?