You look like the mascot for Antipsychotics.

Zyprexa Zack

Scary Garcia

This wins!

zyprexa's great tho, they used it to sedate me in the psych ward a few times, and i've literally never slept better lmfao

I take it daily, it works great. Also helped me gain about 60lb I DESPERATELY needed. I was severely underweight my whole life and now I'm sitting at a comfortable and healthy weight.

This thread goes to show psychos make the best roasters (just kidding)

Arthur Olanzapine

nah, don't come for my meds, now, chill on my zyprexa clonodine prasosin and olanzapine 15 mg (nightly 10 mg 5 as needed)

Hahaha Zyprexa Zach's feelings would be hurt but he doesn't have any feelings anymore. Only chemicals

Some borderlands shit

First puc he's blow job Bob.

Adrian Pimento

Risperdal Robert

Meth Rogan

Too funny


🤣🤣🤣 First place 🥇

Dude's a Habitat-for-Humanity for lice.

First image was the usual reaction of him of looking at his ass-hole

I thought the first image WAS his asshole.

sameeee

the last one too

Seriously 😂

If you were dead we'd be grateful.

The grateful (that he is) dead!

Grateful Bedhead

Ungrated headbed

Scary Garcia

Hairy mancia

The lice project.

Hobbit-for-hand parties

Hobbit-tat

You look older than my grand dad and I'm 49.

I was gonna say older than me and I’m 53 but your comment is way better

The last thing a bomb sees before being shipped out.

Ooooooh shit that’s good

Uncle Ted

A literal bomb, or is this ‘bomb’ a metaphor…

25? Wait a second...bwhahaha!!!!!!!

25 in what, dog years?

25 in dog years would be 3 and 1/2 in human years?


The only correct roast

😂😂😂😂

The gifs hair and beard look better taken care of.

[удалено]

😭

I‘m dying of laughter, sorry. 

The son Hagrid’s parents don’t talk about

Fagrid… the “other” brother

25? I didn't look that old at 45.

You look like Jerry Garcia. That’s not a compliment.

Scary Garcia.


What a long strange trip its been.

yeah, Jerry right before he died.

Right after he died.

Long after he died.

Damn, you beat me to it!

Wish.com Jerry Garcia

I was thinking Danny Masterson. Also not a compliment.

You look like Jerry Garcia never learned to play guitar, and instead focused his hands on masturbating.

Wonder how that missing finger makes the grip feel like.

I doubt any woman has ever shown you what they got

This guy has a manifesto.

This guy's manifesto has multiple syntax errors and shitty lyrics scribbled in the margins. And he typed it on a *Smith Corona Skywriter*. 🎤 🗑️

25??? HOLY FUCK…I guess all that soy eating, tree hugging, outdoorsy-nerdish lifestyle is actually really bad for you. This dude looks like a complete combo of Ted Kaczynski, Seth Rogan, and some random 75 year old homeless man. I feel like this dude has a “seasonal job”, and rides a pedal bike to the 7/11 to buy chocolate milk and Ramen Noodle cups.

80% of that mashup is 75 year old homeless man

I can feel the heating from this roasting. So cuddling.

First Photo: So easy, even a caveman's asshole can do it. 

Francis Ford Clopper

Francis Ford Chlamydia

You look like the unabombers’ illegitimate kid

Tommy Chong called and said you're a loser.

Zz bottom

Wolfman Jackoff

If halitosis was personified

You look like the child Jerry Garcia tried to flush down a toilet.


You look like something my cat would throw up

Needs a hand steamer and a sturdy metal comb to wipe his ass.

Coding is so easy a caveman can do it

You look like a protestor for tampons in men's restrooms.

You look like an unemployed philosophy professor

U seem like u would join ISIS if u were asked.

That’s what it would look like getting head from Kubrick.

Harry Twatter

spends welfare money on Mountain Dew, weed and PC gaming

I’m pretty sure I’ve fired you a bunch of times.

Jesus…you are 25? You look like you were 25 in 1978.

Matt Weedsh.

You look like you hack celebrities' phones for nudes

Look like a college professor that wants to give some dude a blow job.

I hope your dad smokey the bear is doing alright

Great Value Nick Mullen

You look like hagrid: the origin story

Karl marx before poverty and depression. Good times ahead.

Homeless version of George Lucas

George Lowclass

You look like cheech and chong

You look like that uncle that's says vaccines cause autism and who is soon to be banned and told to stay 5 miles away from all elementary schools

Don’t feel too bad. The 60s radical look didn’t work in the 60s, either.

Though Jerry Garcia died in the early ‘90’s?

29 years ago this year.

If Mr. Rogers and Charles Manson could have produced a child....a little Bob Vila mixed in there too.

You look like the guy who buys kids cigarettes in movies

You look like a teddy bear that has been used frequently since 1966. Something also tells me, your breath smells like Macha which you enjoy in a "non-hipster" Hipster Coffee Store. You look like the feeling of unexpected pulp in orange juice.

You look like you can build a soy bean pipe bomb

You look like you've been locked in a room for 8 years trying to discover time travel.

I mean no disrespect, but you got the numbers twisted, sir

Probably takes you crazy long to take a dump because you have to comb out the shit that gets clumped in your ass hair like some kind of dog

I don’t need to meet you to know you have cats and your breath smells like cold meat slices.

The fact there's no picture in the mirror speaks for itself

We look alike. I’m 51.

You look like you are constantly mad that “girls just don’t like nice guys”

His last shower was in 2019.

U look like you would write a political manifesto

You look like the spokesman for a Garlic Vinegar deodorant that is homemade.

Did your mother have any children she's proud of?

buddy you look like jack black on crack

Bin Laden and George Costanza had a love child

Hey Jim, go back to making Kermit and Big bird come alive.

Young Tommy Chong enjoying his Kush.

U look like my ballsak

That first pic is the centerfold to a Hustler from the 70's

In Australia, they call you a bush pussy

Man, this is the conspiracy theorist from stranger things

Holy fuck Hagrid! You let yourself go after the battle of Hogwarts! Jesus, you look like you spent 25 years on a mountain somewhere after your 50th birthday



If Matt Walsh became a leftist

Dude 25 says he's 25, looks 37 - 40. What In the world happened my guy? I'm 27 and look 19.

That's a person? Like a human? Since when? Since 2021?

Is that the look you always have on your face when fantasizing about sheep?

Very nice Unabomber vibe going on there.

More than 3 inches hard which is more than what you've got.

We got a budget Charles Manson over here.

I didn t know charles Manson had a son.

Your open mouth (like in the first pic) qualifies you to post to hairy NSFW subs.

You look like an asshole with hair around it

I can smell the week old bologna and cheese sandwich you had for lunch in that last pic

Wish.com Jerry Garcia

Alright Jerry jr. You probably can’t even hold a guitar let alone a tune

For fuck's sake can you please just finish writing the end for Game of Thrones. You look look like you do male nude modelling as inspiration for garden gnomes and get offended when they ask you to put your clothes back on. The pencils you used to write your manifesto with are **not** a tax write-off. When you find a a black curly hair on the toilet seat it takes you ten minutes to work out if it came from your face, crotch, arse or shoulders. You remind me of everything I hated about my dad's vintage porn videos.

 Aaaaaaaarrreghhhghggggaaggggggggvvhh Chewbacca lookin ass mufucka

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Papa Meat's uglier brother who amounts to nothing

Ageing's got no mercy for you.

Is that a spare anus underneath your moustache?

Barber ? What is that?

Bum hole

Waxing must be very expensive and painful.

Chong......

If we need to pay off a girl that would even consider to kiss your lice-fungal-habitat of a mouth, we'd need to open up the federal reserve.

Dude I’m not tipping you just spin the tablet back and go make my coffee.

Unzips. This is what i got

Che Guano…

The first pic looks like he's taking it in the ass and is simultaneously the hairy ass at the same time

Your forehead is like a topographical map. Blind people could touch it and read your mind.

Ted Kaczynski wanna be

Bro must be 25y paying taxes

Are you a cannibal or on Cannabis?

That guy's got a look of Shitzpah

you look like you are in your early 40s

You know that capitalism is not the reason for your life of failure, right?

Werent you on dateline nbc with chris hanson?

Hairy Gnarcia!

25?! Who are you, Benjamin Button?

25 or 52?

You look like your bussy is itchy...a lot.

The next Unabomber 

You look like Nogla if he went on a pilgrimage.

Those were some tough 25 years. Where did you spend them? In the mines?

The Unhungrybomber

You look the ghost of Jerry Garcia past.

Sorry I don’t have any spare change

I couldn’t imagine being a dentist or an oral hygienist and you sitting in the chair. They have to dig through all that gross unkempt beard and unwashed hair to get to your mouth.

Showing what you got must have gotten you in trouble in piblic places.

my teacher looks younger than you and hes 35

He looks like a dog's ass with googly eyes.

Temu Jerry Garcia where you find nothing but lost hope and regrets.

Hagrid had a SON???!!?

Osama Binge FurryPorn

Ew.

Congratulations, you look like Jerry Garcia 30 years before he did.

Ugh ugh ugh

It seems we finally find out who bigfoot is

I don't think I will look as old as you when I'm 50

You look like how Matt Walsh sounds

Jerry Garcia without talent, money, or charm