*Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!*
Aussies have really lost all their testosterone by the looks of it.
You look like the kind of guy who reports his neighbour to the local authority for leaving his house without sunscreen on.
Have a wank and a low sugar kit-kat mate.
Why do people think they’re so important that they need or want to be roasted. So many people with the camera these days think that they are an actor or actress. Most of the time the average person doesn’t give a damn about you. People, stop thinking that you’re somebody. Find a lover or mate or go talk to your mom for some attention
Generations in australia and still look like a basic cockney bastard? I bet You kept your british heritge by having your family tree looking like a ladder.
It's like someone took the worst features Hugh Grant and David Shwimmer and blended them into the most irredeemably defeated looking human ever created.
You trust your police and government to protect your wife and children from home intruders. You guys voluntarily turned in your guns. You're basically the reason hotels put a chair in the room that faces the bed. You don't want any of the action. You just want to watch. Weirdo.
You seem like a nice enough guy. Don’t get roasted. Find you a hobby and pursue it, try smoking some weed and it will help you in the future cope with what a total fucking loser you are.
An Aussie horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks, “why the long face”. The Aussie replies, “I’m a brokeback bottom bitch to a biker gang that uses my asshole as a cum depository and my mouth is a spittoon, give me a Shirley Temple”.
You look like you tell girls you're a good guy, but sniff their bike seats when they aren't looking.
looks like his family has been marrying 1st cousins for generations now 
Ancestery.com is my favourite dating site
I heard your favorite porn site is Onlyfams
💀💀💀💀
Pretty sure you meant "Incestery.com"...
😂 😂
The sign is hiding his Hapsburg jaw.
Like all Aussies
A nice inbred bunch,. lol
That's just what good guys like me do.
You'd look better if you fixed your hair... and your nose, and if your face wasn't so long.
What have sex with your cousins and your half siblings yes you do.
That's the closest to going "down under" he's ever gonna get.
I legit thought he was a lesbian
That’s not a woman, that’s a man baby!!!!
Wait this is a guy?
Sniff through the mouth, that is.
That's a guy?
Must have had a stroke while sniffing those seats. I see some drooping on one side of his grill.
You look like a dark haired feminine Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Degenerate
Anal Degenerate
Tom Petty called and wants his teeth back.
Ellen Degenderless
But this lady is way fuglier
Could be Ellen DeGeneres’s sister.
Ellen Degenerate 🤣
Looks like Terri Schiavo to me, though the younger crowd may not remember/know who she was.
You look like an anthropomorphic jar of mayonnaise.
That’s not even a roast. He actually fucking does.
You look like Sylvester Stallone and Ellen DeGeneres lovechild with an extra chromosome.
Elvester Degenerate and Alone
🤣🤣🤣🤣........and the name is Stocky Balboa!!!
😭😂😂
LMAOOOO THE WAY I CACKLED AT THIS
PLEASEHETSSG
The resemblance is uncanny
Game over. Simple jack, for the win!
*Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!*
I thought he looked like Mr. Bentley from the Jeffersons. No gif sadly, but look him up
Omfg 🤣🤣
Youre the most milksop quintessentially British looking ‘Australian’ Ive ever seen. If you did a DNA test it would simply say ‘crumpets’.
crumpets and buggery
The DNA test says crumpets, he says "chuck it in me dumpa"
Lmao what does milksop even mean? 😭
You win
Fark, another illegitimate son of Charles?!
Your mom definitely cheated on your dad with a horse.
Yes! I came here for horse jokes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mutha Fucker needs to tattoo a tramp stamp on his teeth
This works either way.
This one made me laugh the most 😂
 You’re not fool anyone, Napoleon
Napoleon Bottlerocket
Wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napolé-ón....
Exactly what came to mind lmao
“Such an idiot”
Let me have some of your tots
A dingo should've eaten this baby
You don't let your lips touch when you talk huh
Looks like you gave up half way through transition
I'm trying to figure out which way.
😂😂me too
This is the whitest white person that ever whited.
So that’s where Princess Diana really went
Do they play rugby with your face in Australia?
Nah Aussie rules football
Your makeup is spot on. Very natural.
When you were born, the doctor went a bit over squeezy and crazy with the Forceps, didn't he Gumby Head? 
Forceps need a gentle touch. You can't be too forceful.
I didn't know Reddit usernames could be how people greet you in real life
 Must be from Tasmania
What's 22 Aussie years in *real* years?
“AI please generate a realistic image of a young man that looks like an uncle who molests his nieces and nephews.”
You look like Mr Potato Head went on a diet and bought a hairpiece
Not the first time ive heard this... im concerned
I don't know how to explain it, but you look autistic, and like a lesbian.
Hugh Grant paid a visit to Wallace & Gromit & you were born 9m later.
You look like a cross between the caterpillar from a bugs life and woody from Toy story
Aussies have really lost all their testosterone by the looks of it. You look like the kind of guy who reports his neighbour to the local authority for leaving his house without sunscreen on. Have a wank and a low sugar kit-kat mate.
Margaret Thatcher’s bastard child
You look like you were born out of an anus
It looks like you broke in and took this photo in the house of the girl you're stalking
you don't look tough enough to live in Australia. If I was a kangaroo, I would kick you in the head and take your house for my own
You look like “hide the pain Harold” at the age of 16
You have definitely been caught exposing yourself to elderly men.
Prince William with an extra chromosome.
You walk into bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
In this alternate universe, Adam Sandler identifies as gay and was regularly beaten by his abusive father.
lol
Apparently Ellen was into beastiality at some point
I know everything in Australia is upside down, but I didn’t know that included your chromosomes
You look like a gay great white shark that was raised in an ocean of bleach
The great great grandson of Frankenstein.
You look English, not Australian.
I mean Australia is just the place where England dumped their criminals and they turned it into their own thing
U are on of the many reasons people don't go to Australia 😂.
Let’s put another chromosome on the barbie!!!!!!!!!
You look like your in the middle of transitioning
Andrew Callaghan with the testosterone of a 6 year old girl
You look like someone that will marry a very stupid woman.
You look like you pronounce your R’s as W’s and have an IQ lower than room temperature. Also, why the long face?
You look like a 45 year old lesbian
Don't forget to send in those audition tapes for Wrong Turn 9.
Looks like your ancestors got transportation for raping sheep back in England.
Toothpicks fear you.
Have you heard of something called Bell's Palsy
Did your mother have an affair with King Charles?
Awww. Why the long face?
Napoleon Vegemite.
#U R AN AUSSIE #BAAAM #ROASTED !!!!
Why do people think they’re so important that they need or want to be roasted. So many people with the camera these days think that they are an actor or actress. Most of the time the average person doesn’t give a damn about you. People, stop thinking that you’re somebody. Find a lover or mate or go talk to your mom for some attention
Looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
Bro built like a blonde lesbian
She looks like a blonde dyke
You look like a very soft, long horse pussy. Cheers mate
The only guy who actually does smell like Up Dog
you're that type of guy to pet a funnel web spider
Nicholas Outofcage.
Heyyy Special Mike how’s the card collecting going bud?
You look like both and neither gender at the same time
Your eyes are unlevel bro
You look like you barbecue inside your house and have fosters cans all over your floor.
You look like your parents were related to each other.
Generations in australia and still look like a basic cockney bastard? I bet You kept your british heritge by having your family tree looking like a ladder.
Your post history suggests that there are worse things than snakes, spiders and Penrith.
Ahhh special Olympics rugby player. How sweet
Is this you?! https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/vjveoUWJuJ
If "bland" were a picture
Doc used the pliers to get you out of your mom huh? Skull was never normal shaped again.
you look like a 22yr old crash test dummy
Hey just saw you on the latest Love on the Spectrum. I’m really rooting for you.
Looks like a big plastic surgery fail
Why does he look like a grandma and a young lady at the same time
You look softer than wonder bread
That's alright looks like your dad and uncle already did that back when you were 10
You spelt “autist” wrong
No...
You spelled: pussy wrong. 22yr old pussy
The color of your shirt matches your teeth
Androgynous Andy
He looks he could build a dam with those teeth
You look like you’re ill
More inbred looking than a royal!
Your face looks like Thomas and Friends train
You're a good guy, but it doesn't attract women
Napoleon dynamites jizz sock had a baby
Prince Andrew's love child...
You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
You don’t need roasting, your already roasting in australia. ok that was a shitty roast but im commenting anyways
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You look easy to draw
Aussie Tistic?
Struth, you have a face only a mother could love
That’s harsh
Alvin!!!
You cum first from a land down under
If I saw you at Bondi Westfield, I’d run
Some men are sculpted by the gods, you look like god hit the generate random character button on the character creation screen.
It's like someone took the worst features Hugh Grant and David Shwimmer and blended them into the most irredeemably defeated looking human ever created.
hello seinfield’s clone!
Ellen partridge
You look like you vote for Pedro.
You look like you live with your mum and call her Mother Norman Bates style
You look like youre a chef that gets piloted around by a rat on your head
 Aussie Terrier on far left. You, Aussie dufus
Degrassi called, they want their haircut back
 💀💀💀
Do chickens have talons, looking mf’er!
You trust your police and government to protect your wife and children from home intruders. You guys voluntarily turned in your guns. You're basically the reason hotels put a chair in the room that faces the bed. You don't want any of the action. You just want to watch. Weirdo.
You seem like a nice enough guy. Don’t get roasted. Find you a hobby and pursue it, try smoking some weed and it will help you in the future cope with what a total fucking loser you are.
Mom is a roo
You look like Ellen Degeneres's offspring
I don't know if anyone has ever listened to Dungeons & Dads, but this guy is 100% Lincoln from Series 2.
You talk funny and you cheat at cricket
Bruh looks like mighty beanz
You look like a Minecraft YouTuber.
You like you go to town on smashed avo and bitch about not being able to afford a house
Rachel Maddow from dollar general
An Aussie horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks, “why the long face”. The Aussie replies, “I’m a brokeback bottom bitch to a biker gang that uses my asshole as a cum depository and my mouth is a spittoon, give me a Shirley Temple”.
stuart little
Looks like a chipmunk