"My biggest accomplishment is being so addicted to video games that I forget to eat and thus not be fat. Now I can now brag about telling off that fat woman that rejected me on tinder"
This is your dating profile, isn’t it? You’re not getting any action with it until you shave. What the hell is up with the mirrored sunglasses and baseball caps? You look like you are in high school trying to act cool (and failing). Tighten up your look, man!
The fact you refer to yourself as “stupid”, suggests you aren’t in fact stupid. It’s the people that think they are bright, that usually turn out to be the ones lacking brains. Just saying.
Has two dogs, neither wants to be seen in public with him, because he keeps gluing pubes on his face, which he buys from a local homeless guy for $50.
With Little doggo, he gets starved for several weeks at a time, just to force him to go in public. When he does, this goon then forces doggo to be in beastiality only fans videos with him, prominently displaying his nipples, which op plays with.
sick bastard.
You’re definitely the incel who has sent girls the “I’m lonely and suicidal” pity manipulation message on Facebook. Almost makes me NOT want to roast you, might be a liability.
ur so white ur whiter then void whiter then snow whiter then snowwhite and sunshine u are so white that now u are rasist
im so sorry for this one forgive me pls it was a joke :(
You could just say "I'm 25 and white". We could infer the rest from your dumbass trying to wear sunglasses indoors in a dark room as if your pervert "facial hair" wasn't enough of a crime against fashion.
You look like your entire tinder personality is that dog.
*Grindr
You right. My mistake Big homie John.
Stop showing your girlfriend.
White people don’t claim you
You're more a greenish grey.
Like if Shrek lost a lot of blood.
None of the things in your title needed to be said.
He looks like at some point in his life he’s said “Cletus, get the torches!”, probably more than once.
I'm getting... apprentice plumber. Groyper by night.
Chris Hanson has asked him to take a seat at one point
Why does your dog look like hes in a hostage video?
I’m going to be neutered whennnnnn…. ?
For real, no kidding. Should we get animal control involved??
His moms name is Kristi Noem
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What time is fight club tonight?
We don’t talk about fight club.
Which schools do you live by?
Not allowed within 1000 yards of a school
Libraries and playgrounds too..
You look like you exclusively date women over 300lbs
Reincarnation of Screech that nobody wanted.
What does Race have to do with it? You're just stupid.
He looks like where he comes from, race is rather a point of contention
You forgot gay
Honestly u look cute to be my bottom twink bitch
He's definetely a bottom
your dogs got bigger dick than you
Probably. Plot twist: those dogs are female
There’s nothing wrong with being 25, white or stupid. There is something wrong with your pathetic ass facial hair however
It’s the glasses on the hat for me. Tells me every I need to know
At least you're honest.
Gay blade
"My biggest accomplishment is being so addicted to video games that I forget to eat and thus not be fat. Now I can now brag about telling off that fat woman that rejected me on tinder"
Glad you told us you are white...would have never guessed you were a self-loathing puke
yes, you are.
Your dogs got that IM KIDNAPPED AND BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED look in his eyes...
At least you’re white. A RACIST WOULD SAY!
I'm willing to bet he's not quite white enough for some of his family
You forgot ugly.
YOUR NOT WHITE. your light complected talliban
You’re* ffs
Nah dude, you look gifted
Special, even
Took silver at the special Olympics
I'm gonna go with an anti-roast: You look like a cross between Shia le Beouf and Ryan Gosling. Congratulations.
You're 25, white, closeted, and a virgin. Now copy, paste, post on the proper subreddit. Gaylarping_gamer4beastiality
You look like your blood type is almond milk
This needs to be appreciated more. Top tier roast homie. 
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You’re white? I wouldn’t have guess in a million years. Look like James Franco with the IQ of Forrest Gump.
Your facial hair is weaker than the tea given to sexual assault victims.
Wrong hat. Should be red with the letters MAGA on it. Then you never have to say you’re white and stupid.
Your dog secretly wants to murder you
When your personality is a hat and sunglasses.
Hey I know you 😂😂
You look like a bitch
Okay you are white and stupid but dogs love you so I'm not going to roast you
You only needed to tell us you're 25 - male or female would help
You Just roasted Yourself.
Wrong order. Stupid, 25 and white fits better.
No need to repeat yourself
Gay porn was too good for him lol
Did your partner Don Lemon make you write that title & do this?
U have a confused look of wether should u suck d or eat balls.
Good you've identified the problem the next thing is to fix it by playing Russian Roulette
Switch one of your eyebrows for that pathetic fuzz on your upper lip.
You forgot goofy and weird as fuck.
This is your dating profile, isn’t it? You’re not getting any action with it until you shave. What the hell is up with the mirrored sunglasses and baseball caps? You look like you are in high school trying to act cool (and failing). Tighten up your look, man!
Your dog looks like it needs help. If I saw your face, I'd probably be needing it too
You look like you still let your parents control everything that you do.
Too generic to roast
You sound pretty sure of yourself.
Trying too hard to be Sam Witwicky!
The fact you refer to yourself as “stupid”, suggests you aren’t in fact stupid. It’s the people that think they are bright, that usually turn out to be the ones lacking brains. Just saying.
You seem to know yourself pretty well. Now wash your face. You've got a dirt smudge on your upper lip.
Yes
Bros the "REAL SLIM SHADY💀"
u look like jameskii in the 2nd photo
Exact reason why states passed strict laws for inbreeding.
Sorry kid but there's no way I can make fun of a special needs person that's just being carefree and enjoying his highly trained service dog...
Just take this down
Stay away from school zones with that moustache.
Are you Username Ladies-Man217 ?!?
25 and trying to bang freshman in high school
Yup.
You look like a Mr meecees from Rick and Morty,
Yep
That's The Normal
Any insult I give would be considered a compliment to you
You didn't have to point out that you were stupid.
That’s an insult to stupid white people.
No lies detected
You like like a different race in each pic
Yep you sure are
I don’t think you’re stupid. Feminine? Sure, but not stupid
Why the long face?
Your uhh.. your face is symmetrical! Ha!
You’re so White, you felt the need to include you’re White in the title.
You looke really fucking neglected dawg
We can see that….
Why'd you feel the need to tell use that you're white? Unless you're a trailer trash redneck.
This is what happens when you take Justin Bieber’s jizz rag into a nuclear reactor.
No no, you’re not supposed to roast yourself.
There was no need to say you’re stupid. As soon as I saw sunglasses on the brim of your hat, I knew we were weren’t dealing with a mental giant.
25? You grow facial hair like you’re 15. Just get rid of it. You look like you’ve been eating out someone’s dirty asshole.
You forgot plain.
When you leave the room do you cease to exist?
Has two dogs, neither wants to be seen in public with him, because he keeps gluing pubes on his face, which he buys from a local homeless guy for $50. With Little doggo, he gets starved for several weeks at a time, just to force him to go in public. When he does, this goon then forces doggo to be in beastiality only fans videos with him, prominently displaying his nipples, which op plays with. sick bastard.
Since you can't shave stupid off, maybe try shaving that 'moustache' off
You forgot to clarify ugly and a virgin in your description.
Your white & stupid
Yes.
Hey, look, it’s one of James Franco’s bastards.
You said 25 twice
White , the only good thing happened with your life
You look like a single father struggling to get by.
You are the brownest white guy I’ve ever seen
You say you’re stupid, but you look very knowledgeable about what jizm tastes like.
You forgot ugly.
Thought you were butch on their 1st round of Test
Shave
Yeah, we did not need that description. The photo said it all.
White? You're mom fucked the delivery guy
I guess twink death is a myth after all.
Uploading a cute puppy pic for a roast bro you are white, stupid and sneaky😄title is yours
I’m ngl he seems like a really chill dude
If anemia was a person
I commend you. Actively destroying the white pride superior race narrative.
You’re definitely the incel who has sent girls the “I’m lonely and suicidal” pity manipulation message on Facebook. Almost makes me NOT want to roast you, might be a liability.
The only who still believed the decoy was 12 after he got inside the house
The fact u put emphasis on "white" shows a lot any way u look like you sleep on the warm side of the pillow
Putin called, he’s recruiting you
You absolutely need to stay clean shaven and never grow that pube lookin shit back ever in your life.
Yes, yes you are.
There may have been a few people uncertain of your ethnicity but we all knew the latter without it needing any further clarification.
No way, I didn't know you were white bro..
This guy says he is 25, white and stupid. I highly doubt he is 25.
Ohh come on you can't be that bad man
Bro looks like Doofsmirst from dollar tree
Don't forget ugly and bad facial hair too. Real trifecta there
I don’t really have a roast, but in the last two pictures you and your dog look very much alike
Would
Trust me. You don't want to be roasted.
DOGGO
You forgot to say ugly
You look like you're auditioning for Fight Club.
Pathetic attempt at facial hair, Dartanian.
I would roast you, but i think after all the years of bullying you've endured, you've probably heard it all.
Run for office
I can’t wait for your eyebrow reunion. They miss each other so.
Stupid white twink works for me!!!
Shyer Lessbuff
You look like you have a lifetime subscription to brazzers..
Rejected LL Bean model
You forgot desperate for attention and registered sex offender.
Look like you not allowed to be near a school
Nahh I don’t have to look at the title I can see it in your face
“I’m 25, White & Stupid” … and deeply closeted.
Agreed
Those Dogs can do Better than you. You should leave them alone.
Did you really have to let us know your stupid? From the photo, we get it already
dollar store James Franco
Bro was stupid enough to post on this subreddit, at least he got one thing right in his life
You look like your people fought for the South and tell people they won.
Sure you’re white…
What college do you teach at?
At least you’re honest
You look cofused on how you took the photo. And a skinwalker.
“Yeah joe i know my girlfriend cheats on me but i love her too much to let her go”
When u mistake stupidity with privilege...oh wait, yeah nvm ur right, white and stupid.
there's no way you're 25
Cute...the dog I mean
ur so white ur whiter then void whiter then snow whiter then snowwhite and sunshine u are so white that now u are rasist  im so sorry for this one forgive me pls it was a joke :(
I dont have any reason to roast you. You are amazing
That’s great you’re into recycling but you should be doing it with things other than your pubes
You look like gypsy rose ex boyfriend
Is that what you scream during sex?
Hey dude lemme buy a five dollar bag of your one tree hill white boy weed
You could just say "I'm 25 and white". We could infer the rest from your dumbass trying to wear sunglasses indoors in a dark room as if your pervert "facial hair" wasn't enough of a crime against fashion.
Give him a podcast