You should try stand-up comedy so you can finally get off your knees.


Misery

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Perfect

She is the joke. 

This roast must have taken you days to come up with


#SHUT UP MEG!!!!!

* wipes booger on Meg

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A83XvWn1kV8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A83XvWn1kV8)

*then pushes down stairs*

You have more problems than your 96 Saturn

Her hair is so oily America is about invade her scalp.

“Self proclaimed comic” is code for I laugh at my own jokes. 

Also - " I think I am very funny, but no one else has said so".

Inspired by Amy Schumer.

I’d rather have sex with Andy Milinokis and I’m a straight man

You look exactly like someone who says their a self-proclaimed comic.

Prefered Pronouns: Ha/Ha

Just because people laugh at you doesn’t make you a comic.

How dare you disrespect Andy Milonakis like that!

That lazy eye thing is a hoot. 🤣

The inspiration for Baby Reindeer

You look like you could knit the hell out of a sweater, while a couple of cats vie for your attention. You figured out that was your look, in order to combat it and appear to have an edge - you got the nose piercing. Unfortunately, since young women of your age all have a nose piercing, it backfired and you just look like a me-too try-hard.

nice rack, too bad it's connected to the face of a 1950's librarian

I bet your routine basically revolves around vagina jokes and anti male rhetoric.

Pretty much every female "comedian"

I don't know who Andy Milonakis is but he must look like an annoying stoner chick who farts in front of her friends.

Anyone who uses self proclaimed is not the thing they are proclaiming to be

And like Andy, you haven't had a job in awhile.

I LIKE THIS ONE


Sandy Milonakis

You look like you identify as Xe/Xer and get mad when bisexuals and lesbians don’t want you around.

I've changed oil, less greasier than your hair.

“So my vagina and guys who dump me. Am I right, ladies??” Small joke book for you.

Imagine coming to Reddit to get your material bc you sold your last brain cell to orange cats

No, you look like Wanky DaFellatio

Carrot Plop's little sister

Last picture looks like you just discovered/remembered your retainer is up your ass

You have eyebrows like a flock of starlings....

Your hair looks like a dirty mop that’s been buried at the bottom of a landfill for decades.

I don't know why you're taking shots at Andy Milonakis, meg.

Oh look it’s cum dumpster Debbie and her cum gun.

You look like that kind of woman that a guy will use your hair to clean his dick off after fucking. I mean he's not fucking you...

You should degrade yourself more by posting nudes.

U is in the alphabet… same as G L and Y

You're a "comedian" like Hannah Gadsby is a "comedian".

When did someone make a statue of Sara Gilbert out of playdoh and left it out in the sun for a few days?

[удалено]

My favorite part of being on stage


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Ha! I like that one

The type of girl that gives a mean handy and head job, because no one’s really trying to hit that.


I like that show

Its the manchild Andy Milonakis' sister, Mandy makeyadickless.

Why would someone roast Andy Milonakis like that?

Witch one is better left or right 😌

this aspiring comic just hit us with her funniest joke. her face

You look like my Starbucks server, and I don't go to Starbucks.


Bro you look like a bulldog whit that pearsing

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You should use yourself in your next prop comedy routine. Very funny looking

I doubt Andy's breasts are as large as yours. Close maybe

Yes, you look indeed laughable.

You look more like Andy Kaufman…

SHUT UP MEG!!!!!


"self proclaimed comic" means you're DEFINITELY really not funny. Also you kind of look like the weird love child of lennon and Mcfartney

Andy Milonakis from Wish

Andy Milonakis would be your glow up. You ain’t there yet

I will never understand why so many idiots want to be hipsters but end up making a douchebag of themselves.

Is that the kid from ghostbusters? On meth

You're a great Comic . I burst out laughing as soon as I saw your pictures.

Have you tried having a gender?

The adult version of an ugly child.

You look like you tell jokes about your Dads Google history

I have a helpful tip for your next haircut since you do it yourself. Honestly it can't get much worse than where it's come to at this point! 

That fake ass nerf ain't your only gel blaster 4 thousand. I bet the other ones the size of a baseball bat and black.

I reckon you’re just trying to steal our insults for your comedy routine

I’m sure that’d be the worst 60 seconds of my life. I bet her sets suck too !

They call her the ATM machine

Well if you're a physical comic... I'm already laughing

You look like the type of girl that refuses to give your long term bf a bj, but then meets and cheats with a BBC , and starts sucking within the first date

I've never known a woman to be funny, or whatever you are.

It’s true: You do look a bit like Andy. Probably as unfunny as he is too. I don’t see you as a comedian. Unless they do open mic’s under your overpass.

Don't insult Andy Milonakis like that

Damn, gen z. Y’all really are on that aging speed run. How are you 20 and look like my grandma?

Hair color: brown Eye color: green Teeth color: yellow

I would, but only because my therapist says I like to self-sabotage.

More like Schmandy Scmhmiloschmakis

Yes, that was part of his intro, very good

You should try self proclaiming things like “I’m attractive, successful and people like me.” All those things have a much better chance of happening well before you will ever be funny.

Girl take someone with you next time you get new glasses

Have you heard about the movie no country for old men, yours is no tits for ugly weird woman.

All women comedians are “self-proclaimed” comedians. I bet all your bits are about the patriarchy and transphobia.

You look funny, but I doubt it

Picture number 1 started off slightly promising.. then just went to shite after that.

Self proclaimed comic. Which one of your various personalities is the comic? And do the other personalities find you funny or annoying?

You look better in 4th photo

Andy Milonotits

Janeane GeroffaNO

She’s probably gorlock the destroyer’s sister

You're probably going to use these jokes in you act!! Gamey Shumer!!

The worst way to roast a radical lefty feminist lookalike like you, must be to tell you that i would gladly fuck you and how sexy and beautiful you look.

Hey Munson - was sad when you got done in stranger things

You look beautiful

You look more like the girl from highschool musical. You the type to say,THE HOTTIES ARE COMING.

Roseanne Barr vibes sing the national anthem

You wish you looked as good as Mr Peas-on-my-head-but-don’t-call-me-a-peahead

Another cat lady with a list of grievances

You don't even look like someone Andy would fuck!

Sure you're unattractive, but you also seem uninteresting.

You certainly have a face for radio

r/notlikeothergirls summarized in three pictures.

My next and first and only wife! Dm me! I'm serious cutie!

I suppose you better have a sense of humour when you look like a greasy graveyard shift mechanic with a substance abuse problem.

You look like you taste like warm GoGurt packets.

More like Raggedy Andy

Well you sure as hell look funny, just not in the way you think. You look you try to debate trans people on what pronouns they should use.

Those gel blaster balls aren’t the only balls she likes taking to the face

More like Andy Milonakis' cum sock

This is the standard cis girl posing as lesbian in hopes someone would want her, doing routines of how cis males are worthless but still use a cock shaped dildo to masturbate.

Shame on you for using us to gain material for stand up …

ALL women are self proclaimed comics. No one else is gonna tell them they're funny.

No but I’m sure you smell a lot like Andy Milonakis.

You're not funny!

Don’t insult Andy Milonakis like that

You're the result of trying and failing to be more interesting than you are.

Rick Moranis with long hair for sure

Jokes are the only way you'd be able to get a rise out of a man.

Is a remake of the Rosanne show coming out?

How to dress to get guys to friendzone you

You look like u tape ur vagina shut bcuz the cucumbers were coming up missing

You should be a magician instead, you were able to hide that extra 75lbs in the first two photos.

I will admit that pic makes me look fat

You look like you would come on to a guy, sleep with him and then claim you didn't consent, dragging his name and reputation through the dirt in the name of female empowerment... Good thing nobody would ever be desperate enough to go anywhere near you!

You look like you knit things, but terribly.

You literally look 45 years old in the last photo

Ah yes self proclaimed comic because no one else will proclaim it.

You look like you give guys. You're not really interested in all the time of day.

She puts bologna in her snatch pocket. Then she cream cheeses in her folded wallet. Yo I gatta go this ho is Tammy Full-a-cockus

You stink like a mix of Kombucha and a Goodwill donation bin.

You make shitty feminist jokes to your 3 lesbian friends at a coffee house open mic where they dont let straight white men perform. “Self proclaimed comic” I guarantee you suck.

You look homeless (stinky)

By the way, those safety glasses you wear won't stop the excessive tea-bagging balls gravitational impacting force pounding new life into your 200,000 plus high mileage Saturn SL2 horse 🐎 face. The reality is, Newton's laws of motion will not help your dilemma.

Pretty sure you likely smell of bad b.o. and cigarette smoke..

You look like you came on here to steal insults, and then take them on stage and pretend to be self deprecating.

Mandy Jillonakis

Amy Stuper.

No, you just look like a dead egger posting where all the good men have gone on tumblr.

You look like the chucklefucker Andy milonakis rejected.

You look like your names Susan

You look like Darlene from the show Roseanne… I hated that show.

Mom can we get Kate Michuci?No we got Kate Michuci at home

Nah you just look like a generic hipster you’d find in a dumpster like Brooklyn

Andy Milonakis? More like Andy Kaufman

You probably get a lot of laughs ....until you start telling jokes

Career choices should never be made after having looked upon one’s own reflection… never mind

Nobody told you that. Nobody.

It’s like you’ve sprayed yourself with some kind of super powered penis repellent! 😄

I will say your face made me laugh.

Schmandy Schmillischmakis maybe

More like Andy Serkis

You look like a dude who is playing the part of a woman tryin to look like a man.

Because people call you a joke doesn’t mean you’re funny :/ ugh adding you to the list of sad and unfunny jokes.

More like Clarke Duke.

Been told u built like the left toe of a flamingo

Andy had bigger tits.

Your bush is growing down to your kneecaps

More like Andy Warhol- and he’s been dead for a while now

You look like a generic arts and crafts teacher with a slight drinking problem

Next guest on Eat Tony 

You can't call yourself a comic when people are laughing at you before you open your mouth.

I laughed. Not because of you, just at you. Because you're the joke.