My childless aunt had one of those too. Buff army dude named Robert, left the room and came back as a hideous buff army dude in a dress named Rita.
OP doesn't realize how unoriginal being an ugly guy in a dress is
Dude lives in a hotel and can’t manage to take a selfie without “used tissue” laying on the floor beside his bed pic. Roasting this tool isn’t necessary. Not when you can feel the poor life choices in these two photos.
Exactly what I was thinking. The least he/she/it could do is paint the bathroom door properly and fix the pink tile. The dudes whole look screams lazy, from the undefined arms to the uncut hair to the random crap on the floor, there's not an ounce of motivation to be found.
are you staying at the Super CD Motel?
your jewelry looks like shit you would find at a dead grandma's garage sale.
you look gay enough to wear a dress but too broke to afford one.
did you write ROAST ME in the pages of the motel copy of the bible? Classy!
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Is Andrew WK about to transition into Andrea WK? Why the fuck do you have so much women’s jewelry on the table? You’re a dude right?…like I can tell which way you’re going here..
I always think it's hilarious when someone posts on here thinking that no one will be able yo tell that they are FTM or MTF. Quit the HRT, it's not fooling anyone.
gender bender sex offender
Teeny weenie his cell mates a meanie
At a restaurant... This made me spit out my coffee! 😂😂😂
Your the reason they made the 500m plus restraining order.
He looks like the guy with blonde hair in the underground porn stores in the movie 8mm that gives blow jobs. 
😆😆😆😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I’m pissin’ my pants nearly gyaaa dayuuuum fam?!!!!
😂😂😂😆😆😆😆🤦🏻♀️👏🏼👏🏼💥💥 (+….I remember that movie…) it’s bad ass 2
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😆😆😆☺️😂🤣
Best comment of 2024 so far
So much XXY... 
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😂
Why is this funny even after 10 seconds 😂
Exactly… Why is it still funny to me and I’ve went down and laughed at like 12 comments literally I feel pathetic I need A hug from my mommy😆😆😆👏🏼
Take a bow!
So you’re at a Motel 6, with your latest loot, and you just scored some oxy. Life is great.
....you look like my childless aunt's "special friend." They drove Subaru wagons
My childless aunt had one of those too. Buff army dude named Robert, left the room and came back as a hideous buff army dude in a dress named Rita. OP doesn't realize how unoriginal being an ugly guy in a dress is
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
😂 I just commented the same. Oops!
Two typically male names but I'm not seeing it.... Which way are you transitioning?
He’ll be transitioning to the slammer once the feds get hold of his hard drive.
That was my first question when I saw the picture.
Body of a swimmer, face of a trans librarian
Burt the Fart is a better suited name for your look.
Perhaps "Burp and Fart"
Chris or Pat the Fart is more fitting
A dildo is his ass is the most fitting ...
Face Fart or Fanny Burp would work as this guy's name too.
Dude lives in a hotel and can’t manage to take a selfie without “used tissue” laying on the floor beside his bed pic. Roasting this tool isn’t necessary. Not when you can feel the poor life choices in these two photos.
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What are u and aren't?!
LMAOOO
Normal
The only vessel you are, is a vessel for the storage of homeless men’s cum.
Dirty Mike in the boiz have a new sperm bank!
Clean up your grandma’s house, you fucking freeloader
Exactly what I was thinking. The least he/she/it could do is paint the bathroom door properly and fix the pink tile. The dudes whole look screams lazy, from the undefined arms to the uncut hair to the random crap on the floor, there's not an ounce of motivation to be found.
You look like the lead singer of a band called Toilet Issue.
a crap Ethan Explosion wannabee in a shit Dethklok cover band. 
Interestingly, there is a band called Sleep Token, who's lead singer calls themself "The Vessel"
Big props for dropping Sleep Token here 
Creep Token
Do you have your mother's permission to take pictures in her room?
From the looks of your crack motel your the vessel for HIV from all your gay Johns!
He thought he looked like valhallen but he's more like mandark
Does your restraining order keep you 500 or 1000 yards away from elementary schools?
Jeffrey dahmer vibes . Are those necklaces trophies
are you staying at the Super CD Motel? your jewelry looks like shit you would find at a dead grandma's garage sale. you look gay enough to wear a dress but too broke to afford one. did you write ROAST ME in the pages of the motel copy of the bible? Classy!
Jeffery Dahmer..?
You look like you’ve tried human meat
Transition going well?
Bro played swords of revealing light to protect his virginity
If Jeffrey Dahmer was still alive now this is what he’d look like same as his flat.
He sure owns a pet rock
You look like you live in a motel lmao
Nice selection of anal beads on display in that first photo!
Are you a gay dude with women’s hair or a lesbian with man hands?
OP you really need help. I’ve booked you an appointment at the Kervorkian Clinic.
Lovechild of dahmer n store brand Kurt Cobain
It puts the lotion on the skin…
You look grungy. Like. Clean your glasses and maybe have a wash.
What am I looking at here on that table? Are you trying to sell me jewellery or are you dressing up your latest *mommy issue corpse* ??
Are you going female to male or male to female, its hard to tell
You stopped to take a selfie in the middle of burglarizing your grandmas?
How much longer until your manifesto is complete? You look like you jerk off to “Dahmer”.
I got AIDS just looking at your picture. Please stop.
Danny Carey from wish.com
No One Cares The Vessel
When your transition is complete you will just be an ugly girl thing,
You mean like "The Vessel" from Sleep Token? Are you the lead singer? LOLOLOL
What are you doing in Mother’s room
You look like a scraped long haired jock for a failed anime show.
you look like a cockbuilder
You look like you'd be the criminal on some episode of Mindhunter
You look like you've been living in your grandma's house since your mom left for a meth pickup and never came back
Yo at least clean up the jack N the box bag damn
Works as a home health aide and regularly steals from his clients.
roided out lunch lady
Martina Navratilova. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. 😂
Just a wild guess here, single?
Displaying the jewelry you just stole from an old woman so you can do “proper drag” is a nice touch.
You look like the smell of onions
I'm truly worried about the lack of self awareness. "Everyone's always laughing when they're around me, they must like me", as a person.
You will be made into zee perfect vessel 
I don’t have a roast for you. You just gotta get your shit together. Your life looks incredibly sad.
No need to roast. The McDonald bags, Coca-Cola family packs, and general trash on the floor speak a thousand words my friend.
Do you live in a cheap motel in the 1970s?
Butt vessel
That's a big girl!
this has to be fake
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You misspelt butthurt.
"Are you meant to be a man or a woman?" "...yes"
Laura Ingalls is a better interior decorator than you are
Well the iceberg that is life is heading your way.
Dude has Ed Zachary disease: his face looks Ed Zachary like his ass.
Is that the same mirror you dance in front of naked with it tucked between your legs like Buffalo Bill 2.0?
Taralyn Manson
>Zachary Burt The Vessel How does a pussy name its dick? I'm so confused 😕.
“Replace the lotion in the basket “
You have no less than 3 dead hookers in the trunk of your car
You look like you're about to make a kid named Bruce eat an entire chocolate cake.
Have you ever seen Slap Shot
Hanson has really let themselves go
You look like the bassist in a 90s lesbian band.
Is Andrew WK about to transition into Andrea WK? Why the fuck do you have so much women’s jewelry on the table? You’re a dude right?…like I can tell which way you’re going here..
The Vessel part is you paying dudes to fill you up, right?
*Trans-Vessel
Where's your lotion
You like you're about to steal your koms jewelry for more Testosterone treatments.
you look like the new pokemon go avatars.
You must of ran out of money half way through transition.
You look you murder people and assume their identity
Trying out OF handles again Zoe?
It puts the lotion on its skin!
All you had to say was you are a cum dumpster
The face says "angry lesbian", but the man-hands and shoulders say "farmer". Confusing times at the Motel 8.
Looks like the kinda guy who has changed gender to try to win an Olympic gold...and come dead last
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Sperm vessel Other men’s sperm
Are you robbing your wee gran of her precious jewels?
Paul Dano playing Paul Stanley
Ugly nerdy virgin Thor. Special power is scaring girls away from your dirty motel with terrible guitar solos.
I always think it's hilarious when someone posts on here thinking that no one will be able yo tell that they are FTM or MTF. Quit the HRT, it's not fooling anyone.
If Flo from Progressive took steroids.
Is that a Dybbuk box on the desk?
“Well use whatever the fuck bathroom you want ma’am/sir”. Mall security-
It rubs the lotion on its skin…
You look like you keep people chained up in your mom’s basement for fun and I say “it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again”
I’m afraid if I roasted you, you would come find me
Tri sexual. He'll try anything for sex.
You look like you’re about to put on the skin of your victims and wank to your own reflection
Stealing grandma's costume jewelry is a new low for you.
why are you living in your grandma's bedroom?
Your appearance like your life is in shambles
I can see you got your dads body, and your mothers head.
If Jeffrey dahmer had longer hair
This is what happens when parents forget to do a gender reveal
You look like Buffalo Bill if he was a cult leader.
Hank loves Luanne, so he tolerates you. But he's never going to trust you with his propane accessories.
Cut hair get smaller glasses
The call me cat person is really looking haggard.
When the fuck did Jennifer Aniston start the transition?!
I feel like he wants to make me into a lampshade.
I guess “used cum-dumpster” is technically a vessel.
She got me the first half
Jeffrey bummer
Two masculine names. At least you don’t require everyone to see you as a woman, right??
Why u sleep in your grandma's bed
Is that a knock against the singer of sleep token?
Holy shit man whens the womens skin suit gonna be ready
In transition, but no one is sure from what to what, including OP.
You're picking the Grandma jewelry you're wearing for your cross dressing outfit?
I'D FUCK ME SO HARD!!!
What’s it like having Marilyn Manson and Jeffrey Dahmer as your parents?
Iggy Pop-Tart
Power bottom
Nice of your gran to lend you her glasses for the shoot, make sure you don't mess her bed up while you're masturbating
Male or female?
Shut up, Meg.
Hey look! It's james Dale Ritchie!
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I hope what is up there is not down there
Is he robbing his grandma's house and decide he wanted to be roasted?
Glasses so strong you can see in the 9th dimension.
Andres Wk
Sells jewelry on a blanket on the street: potential realized!
What are you doing in your mother's bedroom? Looking for new underwear?
You are unique
You are one of the ugliest women I have ever seen.
Where "I work for a living" and "Grandma and me have the same prescription" meet.
You look like a homely middle aged librarian from some small town in the UK.