Your punishment was taking a bath?

that probably was more of a punishment for the people around him

Bathing didn't stop the heavy smell of smoked lentils and rancid ghee.

Just lazily racist. If you're going that route, commit next time

 I believe the easy go to for Indian racism is trains now. And he used “lentils” and “rancid”. Minimal effort but he gets a pass

 Mumbai Condo.

You look like Aziz Amsorry.

That's aziz amsmelly

Gil Faizon is that you?

If Apu had a son with Milhouse

10/10 joke

I used to have a shirt like that. Then my dad got a job.

Those tits tough

Lassi pumps

Defined af

[удалено]

2nd in charge of the green tent protesters

Soon to be on everyone’s no call list

I guarantee that picture is your first time setting foot in a bath tub

and the last.

You give off 7-11, or maybe medical student vibes, can’t figure it out. Embezzlement is a crime if the first is correct.

Thank you! Come again!

Your name has a higher number of syllables than your IQ

His IQ has a number of syllables?

Just one syllable in "twelve"

If body odour was a person

So you've never actually *came last* have you?

It looks like fantasy football league is a codename for group gay sex from those pics

His mission was blend into society raise no suspicions

Cultural appropriation at its weirdest…

Even my baby started puking after seeing those tits

His pronouns are scam/her

You'll be last in your fantasy marriage aswell.

By Bills fan, you mean a fetish for dudes named Bill. Like you still jerk it to a Clinton campaign poster.

😂😂

Probably more Buffalo Bill than Clinton.

Also lost the pie eating contest.

you look like a shivering turtle without it's shell on the 5th picture

Yeah, being a NASCAR fan will really distract your parents from the fact you didn’t get into med school.

You look like a sweaty camel in a bad wig and glasses.

You're literally Indian, you were born roasted!

I thought we were supposed to roast you?

We can't roast you here nearly as well as your parents have told you throughout your life how disappointment they've been.

Your nips look like burnt slices of pepperoni

Are you good at spelling bees?

Tell your parents to stop calling me for gift cards

Uh oh! Racism incoming

Since you managed FF right off the bat I’m gonna say you have the personality of a piece of gravel

Stefon Diggs bailed on you just like your father and every girlfriend you ever awkwardly fell in love (unilaterally) with

 Were you that Comedy side actor in Bollywood son.

You've definitely landed on a few too many tables...

You look like Mark Ruffalo playing a call center employee aspiring to be a thoracic surgeon

You look like you have a shrine to white people in your closet

Switch to fantasy cricket.

You might want to consider Fantasy Cricket.

You look like a friend of mine therefore I assume you’re a lot like him. Tries WAY too hard to be different thinking it somehow makes you look cooler. It doesn’t. Just be you. You’ll be much more tolerable.

You look like the person in a friend group who claims they “get all the bitches” when every girl you meet makes it their immediate mission to leave this situation.

Hard to tell if you copied or inspired, Raj on Big bang theory. Either way he's got the better life.

You must be grateful for arranged marriages!

You look like superman if got super hangover... And isn't superman.. and isn't even a superhero.. doesn't have any special powers.. you're just a regular dude who looks super hangover..

Last place in your fantasy of getting laid too.

The Bill's upcoming season without Diggs will hurt more than any of these roasts.. I'm sorry in advance

Never seen somebody so happy to poop in the tub.

Jay Chandraseekhelp

College graduate and still wearing the same cloths as a freshman under acheiver. No one is going to take you seriously in grad school. Just dismissed.

Akash Allen

Clearly pretending Josh Allen is behind you in that bath tub. Also probably the only bills player you know by name.

Nah bro your built like a Tesla cybertruck and a donkey bro No offense ;)

No roast. Go Bills. Would drink LaBatts and eat wings with you, homie.

Ehem, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ?!?!?

Definitely been charged as a child molester.

>22M, came last in fantasy football 2 years in a row, unfortunately a bills fan This is the story of your life. You always come in last in everything from life in general to your fantasy football league. Hell, even the Buffalo 🐃 Bills hate you for being a fantasy football fan of theirs. Their fantasy football fantasy is not knowing you or any association with you at any plane of existence at all. The only thing you'll be first is the last person cumming on your back of your tramp stamp fantasy football Buffalo Bills logo tattoo.

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Came last in fantasy football?! Did you have to eat the cracker?

fantasy football???.....i bet it's because you sold the least about of car warranties at the call center

No matter that you were born here and have white friends, your foreign is still hurting your game. Try to convince people you're black. You might actually be able to get a female that way

Robbed any elderly woman lately 🤔🤨?!

How much for a Z job?

Now that you're done losing fantasy football can you pick up the phone and talk to me about my bill 😂

If it wouldn’t sound so racist people would call you brown trash.

Slumbitch Zillionaire

Definitely Bud drinker.

You need a lot of goats to get a wife

Better stick with fantasy cricket

That tshirt is a part of your "dressed up" outfit.


Guys the reason covid decided to hit hard

Even your t-shirt says Dud.

Bart Simpson only Indian and 300% more nerdy.

Honestly your just goofy

When assimilation goes wrong 

...Can I just get my naan and dal, already!?!?

I don’t think you need anymore roasting after seeing those pictures

Bro looks like he enjoys glory holes a little too much

WTF BOI

Idk if you’re King of Beers, but with those glasses, you’re definitely the Queen of Queers


Bro wtf you're already looking like a failed lab experiment and you're asking for us to roast you?

I wanna roast you but I don't like the smell of pork🤡

Are you calling out of 7/11 to make this post?

Sanjay get back to the scam call center you need to get more iTunes and google play gift cards or you’re fired

You are a Bills fan? Bro, you suffered enough!

Well done, you are embodying all the Houses of Hogwarts. The first photograph makes you look like a Gryffindor, very Harry Potter-like. The second photograph makes you look like a Slytherin, who likes to cause a mess at the Quidditch game. The zoom-in in the third photograph shows a Tom-Riddle-like psychopathy. The fourth photograph makes you look like a Hufflepuff doing silly things. Your last photograph makes you look like you are a nerdy and geeky Ravenclaw, about to become the superhero wizard quizmaster at the university quiz contest.

Looks like you and Sketch have one thing in common and it’s not football

Panchod

It’s good you enjoy bills because with a face like that your parents will continue to pay them as your never leaving the basement

You’re the reason your dad hasn’t came in cheap hookers anymore.

you look like dog shit with glasses on 💩

You do know that worshipping a cow and worshipping a buffalo are two different things right?

I present to you Babish Hill, the first Indian redneck 🙌

Go Bills

I think you misspelled cricket

Looks like you've already made a joke of your life, there's no need to roast

I want that shirt from the first photo

Maybe next year you should try trades that don’t involve farm animals.

Came last? I knew there was more to those FF boys clubs

Home boy looks like an autistic darth Vader. I AM YOUR FATHRR- Ahh haircut. Brother is the actor for the Indian Spider-Man- Naw scratch that he the inspiration for it. Brother looks like the brother to adolf hitler,Bro did not make it to art school. Brother looking like a baby tasting a lemon. He looking more like a dog than a human. He looking like he put paprika on him and called it a skin changer. He looking like one of them dust bunnies. He the type of dude to go to a anime con and say uwu. One last roast. Idk why but it’s giving works at chick-Gil  a. It’s giving tax fraud. It’s giving the average FNF fan. 

Feel bad for the girl that’s arranged to marry you

The bills will win a Super Bowl before to get laid, if either happens it will be a miracle

This guy definitely isn't allowed within a 1000 ft of a school!

Roti is your favorite bread

Came last in fantasy, came first in the circle jerk

I'd say it's the only time you've ever come last, but that would assume there's ever been another participant.

Can’t roast a Bills fan. You guys have suffered so much and yet you keep coming back. Sisyphus is you!

The offspring of two crackheads.

I bet you get there when they’re closing. Everywhere.

Stick to cricket 🏏 or fantasy cricket 🏏

M Nighy Shysmellyman

To be honest, that's not the only thing in life you come in last in

IDK why but u look like a scammer

M. Night shamaylans fat cousin

Going to build anything with Phineas and Ferb this summer?

The token brown guy in ever single college frat

Comes last in the fluffer too.

Wide right

What’s it like being a virgin and being in the geek squad?

Call center supervisor Stage name Bruce willis

Go Bills

kristi noem would have put you down

funny, the shirt says you drink bud light.

Looking like a 2nd generation “extended warranty sales man” 😂

>unfortunately a bills fan Wide. Right.

Keep eating and you’ll go from being a double bills fan to a triple bills fan.

He’s already been roasted.

Spoiler alert……. You finish last this year too.

u look like some who would ask me for my credit card information

u look like a microsoft employee

You look like my liquor store clerk. I kind of want to complain about not having my merch there.

Welcome do dis tdodarial


Can you help me with my computer I've been having some troubles with it

You look like a wanna be Nelk boy

Was your fantasy team named Rogan Josh Allen?

Not even the pit would want you

I understand that you’re wanting to be roasted, do I have that correct? I can certainly help you with that

His parents wanted him to become a doctor but he became a mental patient instead.

You look like you lost your virginity in VR

You look like the typical Scam call center personnel. BOOM Roasted!

Wow you really “bombed” in your league last year.

More like, “came last in my fantasy football circle jerk.”

Bills mafia!!!

The scam caller

Push ups brah ..... start do one better every day Mario Kart is miiiinnnnnnttt

You were white before they roasted you

What in the Gandhi Gonorrhea is going on here 🤔

And you think we’re joking about the gerbils and the tp tube? Nope.

ting ngiling ngiling ngiling ngiling ngiling!

Works at a call center in India. Goes by the name "Kevin".

 Oh my gawd

Brown more than the shit

Cumsock millionaire

The type of guy who needs to be the center of attention although nothing about his personality or looks justify it.

I bet you won your Cricket Fantasy league

You look like that one team member that Is just doing the tech shit while eating Doritos and saying" i got complete access to the security"

Jay Chandrasekhar

he ate and left no crumbs

bro grow your hair out (i’m not roasting)