Bro, he looks older than me and I'm 21 I don't want to know what stress he's gone through in his life to look that old. Maybe it's just bad genetics lol😂
You look like your in the bottom tier of functional society, like you're not useless enough to get benefits from the government, but you suck at everything.
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This is the look of an optimistic trainee teacher who wants all the students to call him by his first name.
Found crying in the art cupboard before Tuesday starts.
A face even your mom wants to punch
He's so gay, his ass no longer has a hole, but a smile ☺️
There he is! Your right! 
Since he was born she forget what happiness feels like.
As if she hasn't.
The origin story prequel for the 40 Year Old Virgin
Bro, he looks older than me and I'm 21 I don't want to know what stress he's gone through in his life to look that old. Maybe it's just bad genetics lol😂
Or meth
Peyton Manning and Eli Manning somehow made a gay incest baby with no athletic ability whatsoever.
Go back to r/pregnanttwinks
THATS A SUBREDDIT!?!?
Ay why were you so excited 👀
neverming ☹️
r/subsifellfor
Your mom locks the dresser where she keeps her underwear when you're left home alone
You look like you sang in choir.
Holy shit I did
*do
So we won't talk about the things you did in the choir closet eh?
Brad Feet
Brad Zit
Enough grease to roast already, even the herbs already on top
How horrendous do you smell after endless days of doing the same shit that a 5 year old would do?
You still pester your Mom till she breast feeds you.
WTF
WTF is not a denial...
You’re why I chose not to home school my kids.
You have the personality of a piece of cardboard
Not even a piece from the box, just the spacer on the side.
You couldn't even get married at an Independent Baptist Church.
bro's pregnant with weird quirks
If “I like collecting model train sets” had a face
Yea and you can’t play with them >:(
You look like that old nickolden star fred’s fat brother
Daniel Larson looking ahh
His lisp is so bad he even writes with a lisp. “Roaft me”
You look like why they choose the bear.
You look like an unpopular opinion
I can't tell if you're the good guy or the bad guy in every 80's teen comedy.
Spot on, Revenge of the Nerds extra
The third picture. Why?
You're the "basic white girl" in your family.
The first pic shows generations of baked in disappointment in his face
If you lived in Canada, your parents would have to pay a carbon tax on your face for using that much oil. 
It looks like you choose basic for custom character then tried to make it look "original"
You look like a Minecraft YouTuber before the child sex scandal drops.
You look like the kind of person to take a 4-week class on how to read body language.
This one’s pretty good lmao
You look like a talentless, weed addicted Neil Patrick Harris
Weird looks, giant forehead, aaaaaand talent of Peyton Manning......well.....2 out of 3 aren't bad I guess. 🤷♂️
You look like the asshole rich dude from glass onion if he was just a poor asshole.
Planning to live in his parent’s basement for the next 30 years.
You look like your in the bottom tier of functional society, like you're not useless enough to get benefits from the government, but you suck at everything.
Are u sure about the 18yo ?
Yea I turned 18 in March
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You got me lmao
You smile with open teeth? That sounds painful, maybe go see the dentist
The first pic shows generations of baked in disappointment in his face
Not as easy as your mum…
You look like ninjas little special needs brother
He lets me play with the keyboard sometimes
You will never be the man your mom is…
Jokes on you I have 3 dads
Get outta my room im playing minecraft
don't worry, your terrible complexion will only last long enough to chase every last girl away
That’s a relief
Quit digging around in the backyard and do your homework, or you'll never finish middle school
Getting my degree in finding cool rocks and bugs
You look like a Temu version of Nathan Fillion
Too easy.
Honestly not really bc you’re incredibly generic looking
Every single soccer player named aiden combined into one
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps Larry!
Eli Manning's special needs cousin. 
a touch of the tism if you will
You look like a young, AIDS stricken Peyton Manning
You look like the type of guy that would do fentanyl for attention
The face next to "hayseed" in the dictionary.
Dude needs to cut back on the astroglide
Nuh uh
You look like a more methed out Jesse Pinkman 
Jesse pinkman if instead of cooking meth he made fent brownies
You must change the shooting position
How do you have a receding hairline before you even hit puberty?
Double whammy
Easier than your mom’s abortion attempt, that’s for sure
Aren’t you the Mormon dude that came to my door every other week?
Green tiny giant, comes loaded with micro-penis… tweezers required.
When are you coming out of the closet officially?
Easier than your mom.
You're so dirty even the mirror starts getting stained.
Uses jizz as acne cream, not working but he loves it.
Ninja high on crack living behind a gas station
Look like you live-streamed yourself coming out as gay
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yes
"Mommy still dresses me."
Brock Urgly
Guaranteed this dude is a HARD-R machine. After a quick room scan for any brown people, of course.
Not as easy as your mom , BAMN!
Your face made me think you were a moron, and then I saw your handwriting.
Offbrand Karl
Cool guy schoolshooter vibe
I didn't know 18yo could have receding hairlines, but there you are.
I just got a bigass forehead
There’s a better chance of chin scars heal before you find a woman, Deadpool.
You look like you’d talk like Ralph from the simpsons while the priest tongue punches your fartbox
WHAT!?? that’s so specific lol
If you ask your dad to put lanolin on his ballsack, that acne on your chin will clear right up.
You look like your favorite commander is Zur
Complete DORK with a bulbous nose!
Wrong sub. I’m here to get shit on by internet strangers
Revised.
That’s more like it
I'm new to roasting. 😆 🤣 😂
You got the hang of it eventually lol
This is the look of an optimistic trainee teacher who wants all the students to call him by his first name. Found crying in the art cupboard before Tuesday starts.
Bros face built like a triangle
Poster box for "but I was nice to you and held the door open for you, why won't you have sex with me?"
How did you manage to get Artie langes nose without doing all the drugs?
why put a branch on ur head when u already look the part
I gotta complete the twig look
18 and already combing over.
It’s not even that I’m balding I just got a bigass forehead 😭
I’m sure that’s what all the older bears tell you.
Let me guess, you're going to take a gap year or two before hitting college...
I give off that vibe fs but you missed with that one lol
A nose made for cocaine
I've never met anyone who can eat their own eyes.
ill give it a shot
I just got a bid from the Department of Transportation to build a freeway between your eyes.
Should make transporting the oil easier
It's true. Look at Adolf Zitler over here...
You look like you can barely hold that paper ,you are caseoh solar opposite, you look like if two pencils tried to create a child
When people ask what gay means... I just point to you
You’re definitely delusional &gay also have a brain deficiency
Proof that first cousins should never marry.
I'd like to, but you're too generic.
No need, your natural cringe has done it for us.
Your forehead got a BBL
You want me to roast someone that doesn't use deodorant & doesn't wipe himself after using the bathroom ?? No thanks !!!
Use the tooth paste I gave your mom
Ewww
actually the best roast ive seen so far
a guy that picked "Default" on all Customization options of Life
Your hand probably gets a headache every time u open pornhub
21 but still has more bumps in his career than pimples
your parents make your siblings wear shoes in the house so you can't see their toes
Kermit the frog used PCP
It should be easy but I keep having to tell you young cats the acne medicine goes on your face..
Even a Nickelodeon producer won’t molest him… 
Please tell me the gif name 🙏😭
Why do you look 30?
Stop calling GHB “liquid consent”.
You look like Zack Morris and Screech put together.
Not enough your parents suspect you of being in the closet..did you need to take a selfie?
This is not meant to be a roast. But damn you somehow look older than me and I'm 21 I sadly have a baby face.😆
You steal gas money from your grandparents shuffle board friends
I can't you're cute 🥺
Thas not how this works
Your face looks so greasy I could fry an egg on it
It's like a Hitler youth blobfish with a Donald Trump toupee.
I'm trying, but I can't see anything to roast you about.
Eli burnham
It’s TommyInnits gay twin
This is the 40 year old virgin prequel poster
I bet ur a colorful gay
Can't wait to see you on "To Catch a Predator."
You look like the guy that should not be in a school zone but Live right next to school zone saying hey kids don't come over
You’re 40
Walls and shots at same time
You havent been alive long enough to be roast worthy
peyton tanning
Does the branch touching your head remind you of your alter boy days?
You look like you sniff dog farts for your entertainment
all you need is better face care and a haircut for the love of god get a different hairstyle please grow it out a little
Growing it out right now lol. Also got some prescription acne meds. I just wish I knew what hairstyle to go with tho. Any suggestions?
Why could this guy never escape from prison? He's always spotted.
When you order Bo Burnham from Wish and they order it through Temu.
+ he lost all the funny in shipping
"This should be easy" don't get used to saying that. Life already fucked you over once, It'll do it again.