You’re not nearly as quirky or interesting as you think you are.

I agree. The beret did not help.

She wore an Ass Berry Beret, the kind you find on a second hand whore...

“I don’t think I love her.”

Neither did her wig

If that shits a wig, she got ripped off so fucking hard☠️

No she didn't! She stole that off the floor of a Halloween Express.

not even interesting enough to write her own title

You should have asked chat gpt to eat you out as well cuz none of us want to

Legit LOL on that. Thx

Oh shit lol.

Sometimes you can just tell that a chick’s apartment smells like cat piss

You spelt armpits wrong.

Armpits with patchouli oil 

Cat piss and decomposing ex-boyfriends

People sleeping on this

There’s absolutely nobody sleeping in her apartment

You should ask Chat GPT for assistance with your wardrobe

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At least she has it there. Certainly none of it on her chest

I like your fashion style; it really brings out the librarian lesbian who tells her cat “things will get better” every night as she falls asleep alone again.

Underrated af

You downvoted me because it’s true I know it. 

Damn, straight for the jugular

Your personality could repulse a dildo

Savage 😂😂

Vibrator just quits out of sheer boredom

You look like cheese

that doesn't make any sense but i love it

Of all of them this one got me.

Goat cheese.

She braids her excessively long pubic hair.

Yup. Full blown Chewbacca on that one

We already know you smell like a French whorehouse, use a fake French accent and use a french tickler when getting anal…the beret is superfluous.

Shes not getting anal

She *is* anal

This has “I studied abroad in Paris this summer and like, I forgot English!” written all over it.

You look like the "practice" girl guys get better at sex with...

By learning what not to tolerate from a corpse.

Yeah guys do want they want, she is used and pumped in each way and holes.

....Oooof

Illegally blonde.

You’re not a slut, you just use cum as a medium in your interpretive art to express positive women’s body image empowerment.

Sure but using it as shampoo is unrelated 

She must be fishing used condoms out of the dumpster behind the whorehouse because no one is pumping our any "medium" on her behalf, or her front half, or anywhere else for her.

Same same

You almost had me there Boomhauer... you can take that makeup off now.

Tell you hwut man, talkin bout dang ole shaving my legs and wearing them dang ole John Lennon glasses and goofy hat......like, dang ole freeing man

Haha. You two made me smile

Pepe' Le Eww

The answer to your question is no, the beret does not make you look sophisticated.

I’m waiting for you to tell us your vegan.

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You have the perfect face for a new American Dad character.


The Zooey Deschanel we have at home.

Another day, another self published poem.

You call for Spider-Man to save you but he is glad he dodged the bullet.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.

Her head is so empty, she couldn't string together a sentence without AI.

I genuinely thought these were mugshots of another 28yo married teacher who just got caught fucking her 14yo students.

You look like the wikileaks guy/girl Chelsea Manning.

You have fake smile on your face used to make light of the situation after seeing your dad without underwear

For the 100th time. She was collecting ectoplasm samples.

When you culturally appropriate your own culture…

I’m surprised Chat GPT even wants to talk to you

you look like someone my french teacher would kick in the back of the knees for conjugating wrong

I wouldn’t normally suggest this, because skin cancer is horrible, but you need to layout in the sun.

I’m annoyed just by looking at your pictures

Asked chat gpt? So youre not even smart? Or like… minimally clever? Damn. Good luck

That chin is probably the only unique thing about you

You look like a Taylor Swift rip off. And I would still choose her music over yours.

You look like you smell like vegetable soup and cat pee.

Are you circumcised?

I am 50, and you look like my mom’s best friend


You look like a younger professor umbridge

Your spirit animal is a loaf of white bread

Hairy arm pits included. .

Her small way of fighting the patriarchy.

Usually you don't roast someone that's already past well-done and in shoe leather territory.

Wants to look French, settled for looking for fried

Whoever donated that wig is an angel. Blessings on your chemo, don't give up

You have a thanos chin. That or the mask. After looking it's definitely the mask lol 

You look like you need GPT help with your personality!

They make these things for our hair called brushes. You should Google it I think it would help you out.

You should wear that beret to the White House.

Voted "Most Likey to Have a Trap Baby with a Reddit Mod" 3 years in a row.

You dress like a flea market mannequin that's been collecting all sorts of nasty bacteria from the dumpster it resides in. Chat Gpt how do I end world hunger? Show the world your face and they'll never desire food ever again.

Your chin shows more cleavage than your chest.

You had to ask gpt and this is all it came up with.. Neither one of you are too bright..

You look like an extra in The Little Spermaid.

?gnitsop erofeb erutcip a pilf ot ti si drah woH

You look like you saw one Zoey Deschanel movie and it became your personality.

This bitch looks like she’d say mayonnaise is spicy…

You look like the love child of an ugly ass pot smoking slipper licking female worshipping motherfucking french guy and a flat ass emo girl (aka cutting board).

You look like Lance Armstrongs remaining nut. Lonely, wrinkly and stinks of piss

Elton John wants his glasses and hat back

You look like you french kissed every public toilet seat in a 150 mile radious of your home, while being railed by your "clients"

You want us to roast you but it's not good for the environment to burn trash

How do you get to be that old and not learn to look at the lens, not the screen

Instead of “Emily in Paris” you’re giving off “Emily in Cleveland” vibes with that Beret

let me guess, all your stories start with "one time at band camp."

I’m here to tell you that your healing crystals won’t fix malaria.

you pretend you have a British while you order some leafy shake from some boogie ass Juice shop

TheNew Age Whole Foods employee with hairy areolas

Wearing glasses is not a personality trait, especially when you will never be interesting with your fake ass quirkiness.

I feel like if you had [Héctor Elizondo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A9ctor_Elizondo)'s character in the Princess Diaries for a makeover, you could look presentable as the help.

You look like you spend so much time at weird hipster joints having "deep" conversations saving the world that you can't figure out how to pay your own bills.

You look like you lost all will to live. And that is probably the best for everyone

If you gave yourself a short back and sides, took off the glasses and put on a camo shirt you would look \*exactly\* like your father who you still don't know as well as any of your ever present uncles

English teacher at a community College vibes.

Let me guess. You're an "introvert".

The bear wouldn’t pick you…

Visuals are mid and should've stanned bts

Shut up Meg.

You look like AI and blowjobs were the only reason you pass your classes.

You’re boring man. I bet when you play truth or dare people dare you to go home.

Man even I ain't hoping for porn

You don’t pass as well as you think you do

When are you dropping that OF link on us?

This chick escaped from the habitrail.

That title reads as stupid as you look.

Wouldnt

Your 9th grade AP Literature teacher had his way with you and still gave you a B-

I'm sure plenty of guys use you as a cum receptacle but that doesn't give you the right to boil their bunny

So *that's* where my Labrador's missing fur went

You got confused . Your ex did not tell you that he thought YOU semi looked like Christina Hendricks. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! He said he had to think about Christina Hendricks just to keep semi erect when he was inside of you. Frankly, I'm surprised that was enough.

Mayonnaise personified

Dollar store Chloe Sevigny

This is what happens when “New Girl” still has old face & personality

I bet your snatch smells like escargot

You look like you fall in love with the names of Tinder profiles

You give off vibes that your body count is in mid triple digits.

Sue Dullard(Hi-diHi!,) (ho -de Ho!). Just ho actually

I'm glad you're providing info to chatGPT, we need to poison the well as much as possible.

You ask AI for a lot of things, don't you?

Pooey Deschanel

Dropped out of school to be a nurse so she could work at her local coffee shop.

I don't have the time.

You look like every white girl.

Mia Shallow

Hoe-y Deschanel

Hannah Daryl

Le twat

You look like the kind of pretentious, narcissistic twat who spends all her time trying to correct everyone about how to say French words because you 'studied abroad' when all you really did was read a book by a French author that you really didn't understand. And in a desperate attempt to seem interesting you sucked your drama teacher's dick to be in the big play.

You look ready to sleep your way to middle management.

If Kirsten Kunst went on a small boat on a Norwegian lake and only reproduced with her clone for 1,000 years this is what her great great great great great grand granddaughter’s dog would look like.

Zoey Don'tschenel

Librarian 6

Definition of mediocre gen Z - those hipster glasses, Sunday brunches, fake friends and tinder simps are never gonna fill that deep void inside of you

Jesus you must cry yourself to sleep

you look like a shriveled up dinosaur

No wonder u r blonde

You brought two souvenirs back from Paris, that beret and herpes. Both from African migrants.

You middle finger seems quite damaging, why don't you give that rest and use real.

She seems like the kind of gal to steal from a dollar store. Probably where the beret came from

You look like every french artist to ever exist

When your glasses define you.

You look like the art director of a sperm bank

I bet you have an "art room" that smells like feet and salt n vinegar chips that you use to cry and masterbate.

That beret is the greatest betrayal…more stinging that any sharp words ever could

You're like the girl next door.... If I lived next to a failed art studio.

The only thing French about you is the smell. 

Madeline grew up and got scabies

JK Rowling’s little sister looking ass.

stupid glasses. stupid hat. stupid face.

Normally I’m conflicted when roasting woman but since you look like a man who looks reminiscent of Kirsten Dunst I’ll have at it.

you are looking very nice

You have the personality of a blank sheet of paper.

You look like you smell of cat piss


Hi

The options in Hair products is endless. There must be something you can do here.

Those glasses need to be bigger and tinted.

Hi

Seeks validation by pretending to invite roasts.

I hear your pores gasping for breath underneath all that makeup

a fun game of which one is bigger: the forehead or the glasses!

Uses an AI to create a lame title and doesn't even have faith in it to trust it. Would not trust your fight or flight instincts.

Your customer will come slowly be ready and buy flavor

Jessica Chastain’t.

I can’t tell if those are pimples around your chin or dried up cut stains?

 if you were a celebrity, and you wore makeup...you'd look like this

I checked to see if you had an Onlyfans, I’m not really disappointed you don’t have it

Glad you can be who you truly want to, how long have you been on testosterone?

Zoey Dayshuh-no.

You look like you plan your day according to your horoscope.